This week: Willow visits Tara's grave.
Um. So did Tara have a funeral? Did her family come back for it? What was said? Are the police looking for a murderer? Wouldn't they still be arounding grilling SuperConstructionMan, DodgyBlondVamp and MiseryGirls #s 1, 2, 3 & 4?
I wouldn't be surprised if Tara's headstone fell on Willow, crushing her, and then Xander came along with his big digger and a 6-pack of Bud and saved her. And then Buffy got cancelled.
Edited to add: if they seriously expect one single viewer to believe Willow would still be sleeping in the same room her girlfriend was murdered in, then I think they may have stolen our hope crack pipe and be using it for their own nefarious purposes. I like that a repaired window is probably going to get more screen time and attention than Tara in Season 7.
There will probably be a whole scene:
Xander is up a ladder outside Buffy's house, singing "Xander's Silver Hammer" and replacing the glass window a bullet went through.
BUFFY (shouting up): Hey. Whatcha doin'?
XANDER: Fixing the window. You know, a bullet went through it.
BUFFY: Oh yeah. Damn bastard whatshisname, breaking my window.
XANDER: Well, it's as good as new now. I think that's all the damage from the summer fixed now. You feeling OK?
BUFFY: Yep.
WILLOW (sitting in the garden with her laptop): Hmm... Doogie Doogie Doogie. Now normally, taking your Dad's car keys without permission WOULDN'T end tragically, but I think I might have the car hit a tree...
BUFFY: You're killing off Doogie?! In Doogie Howser fanfic?
WILLOW: Wouldn't want to be all sentimental and please the fans, would I?
BUFFY: Guess not. Ooh, in that case give Xander more screen time.
*30 minutes of Xander with a hammer. Then he drives a big truck, hits some women and gets some sex from a whore, before Anya begs him to take her back as her life is meaningless without him*
*Buffy sleeps with Spike. Scenes shown in nauseating detail*
*Roll credits*
Edited by: themagicpixie at: 10/7/02 3:50:42 am