Sick. Severed. Shots! - A Drinking Game for the Embittered

[Puff]

Drink evertime Dawn sees dead people.

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate
Amber Benson

[ruby]

Quote:

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fill your bath with gin and get in.

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I can authoritatively state that this is quite painful, even though I love gin. It stings, you know. Or maybe that's the point? Sure beats blinding yourself so you won't have to watch anymore.

Wow, that was so close to being empowering. --"Same Time, Same Place"

[iceprincess2076]

Everytime TV Guide gets the summary or cast list wrong for an upcoming episode...find nearest bottle...and down!!!



or........



everytime they rerun 'Lessons'...down 2 bottles...you'll need both!!!



Won't matter what day of the week it is either, but it'll help to prepare for the upcoming ep and bitterness to follow.



ICE

I promise. I'm not bitter.....HONEST!

Edited by: iceprincess2076 at: 10/29/02 6:13:26 pm

[mscheckmate]

Every time UPN shows a BtVS promo that obviously aims for the adolescent male demo, chug the entire bottle.



I'm not watching Season 7, but I made the mistake of turning on UPN just as they were showing a preview of the Buffy/Dawn "He's mine,"/"No, he's mine" spat from next week's ep. [sarcasm] What fun! A slayer and a slayer-in-training arguing over who gets to be a high school football player's girlfriend. This could end up being the ultimate catfight.



That promo is just so likely to entice anyone over the mental age of thirteen to watch, isn't it? [/sarcasm]



Female empowerment, my ass. Pass the bottle.

Xander: "Tara, nice axing." Tara: "My first."

Edited by: mscheckmate at: 10/30/02 12:31:49 am

[ninjitsugrrl]

Thank you all. This shall make my Tuesday night Buffy gatherings so much more enjoyable! We've obviously all been cranky and depressed this season!

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building." - Lucy in "Peanuts" by Charles Schultz




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[Taz]

Everytime the opening promo shows Tara being killed go to your local brewey and jump in a vat.

I refuse to believe that this is all. ~~Xiren Everything

[BytrSuite]

Start drinking now. It will only get worse.

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"There's a whole lot of singing that's never gonna be heard

Disappearing everyday without so much as a word somehow"

[tommo]

When you say start drinking now...that kind of assumes I stopped. I didn't. Glug. Hic.

You exquisite little tart!" ~ Diana Letharby

[WiccansIllusion]

Drink every time they show, mention or talk to Cassie.

Tara nodded in agreement "She has magic fingers." TheWisdom of War, Chris Golden



You dont really think this is like, Psycho Buffy Cheer Squad central, do you?-Xita ala Julia "Lessons Parody"

[Anne860]

If any of the Scoobies ever feels sorry for someone other than themselves -- drink



If the object of compassion is not Spike and it's not Buffy extending the helping hand -- drink.



If it is Spike and Buffy -- drink anyway. You'll need it.



If it's Willow trying to help Anya -- sip, and then wonder why Willow's supposed to be the evil one in the group.



If someone feels sorry for Willow and the grief she's going through -- down the whole bottle.



If someone actually says "I miss Tara" or in some way expresses grief over the death of their friend of two years -- chug everything you've got in the house and start praying. Because such a miraculous event is surely a sign of the Second Coming, and the Four Horsemen are no doubt knocking on your door at that very moment.

Edited by: Anne860 at: 11/20/02 5:32:58 am

[wannabebad2]

*Every time you watch the opening credits and remember the one and ONLY time Amber was in it , down the whole bottle...

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"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." -- Vamp Willow

Edited by: BytrSuite at: 12/6/02 9:42:25 pm

[BytrSuite]

From the faq:

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When talking about Joss Whedon and/or the writers of BtVS please do not give into the temptation of namecalling. This does not mean that people cannot express their dislike or anger, but we would ask that everybody avoid any overt swearing.

It goes without saying that threats against anyone are not allowed, not even in jest, anything of that kind will be either edited or deleted as it has been before if and when that has happened.

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It's the first time that you held my hand / It's the smell and the taste and the fear and the thrill

It's everything I understand /
And all the things I never will

[Wytchi Grrl]

Treat yourself to a slammer everytime Buffy says "How can you even think that!" In her high moral way again like she could ever do anything wrong

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Willow "Thats fine I don't need snuggles" Tara "Vixen".

[famer]

Hope it hasn't been listed yet...



Chug whenever Giles or one of the other scoobies says, in a grave voice, "the (insert evil's name) is unlike anything we've ever faced before..."



Sip whenever Joss makes a Harry Potter reference to prove he's soooo pop-cult cool.

Edited by: famer at: 12/21/02 8:39:20 pm

[The Rose24]

I don't drink any type of alcohol, so I will play with my Cherry Coca-Cola. I'll start now, and I will probably stay permanently awake.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.


Tara: Willow, I got so lost.

Willow: I found you. I will always find you.