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Postby thebardgirl » Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:12 am

Note that should be read by all with strange obsession with cheese popcorn as well as those without the obsession....:

Despite my desperate attempt to be a quick and attentive writer, i for some reason went away for a bit longer than i have before due to other personal reasons.



So, i apologize, but in return i've got major updatage to give...only i'm gonna say it plainly: it's wierd.



yup...so....i hope you like it...i would say it's my x-mas gift or one o' the eight Hanukah gifts and what-not....but i've been mysterious-depression gal for a bit...so...sorry, i should give warning before any strange crazy "elizabeth is not here right now, please leave a reply and read later" moments...



but yeah, this is another cliffhanger, but at least, i think, a less-agonizing one....so, replies now!





Tempest Duer- Yes, a teaser, it's amazing....or not really...lord i hope you like the update....Oh, dancing bananas!! Oooo....that's pretty damn sweet....you're high now? hmm...that's not good...unless it's a natural high....that's what you meant to say, *wink* right?



The Rose24-Oooo....oops, i'm sorry you've been axiousafied, i meant to update sooner, only i had writers block, depression problemma...and now, now i bring lots of updates for you, i hope you aren't bored with it, i really tried to make it as plausable as possible...i think....or okay...maybe i didn't...whoops...



YMKA-Marina! Hiya...oh thanks, i'm glad you liked it! you replied last time? yeah, i believe you did too, and i think i replied as well....Hmmm....you'd kill Anya? Oh dear, that's not so sweet as i had imagined you to be, marina. damn, Bob has been now sequestered as BOB...ah well....oh i'm glad i made you laugh though, i'm a little, meaning really late, in saying thanks for it.



willow fan7-you! You missy! threatening....psh...not strong enough....nah...it's all good, you got me writing, some times i just don't....and then think, "eh, they won't care...." so...good good. Yes, i'm hoping my get-rid-of-anya-plan will kick in as a good idea....and yes, Bob....jees...i swear when i wrote it i had no idea it could stand for batter-operated-boyfriend....oh yes, marina had a field day in the chat room with me, explaining what Bob really meant....*shudder* how sad that name is to me now....*stares at teaser thingy* oh crap...i'm a week late....oops....well.....it's long....is that okay?



Arwen276-oh good, i should make a pinata for people! an anya pinata...yes...except not our anya...uglier....plastic-surgery-gone-wrong-anya....there we go...



sam darls-thanks, yeah, my sketching and it's wierdness, i swear, it's crazy! thanks sammi



allykat-Oh good, he's a hit with the allykat...i'm happy now....hee...yeah that was my 'comic line of the update' i believe...sorry for taking so long....



WintersDreamer-oh good, i'm glad you likah revenge....in a totally safe and sports-man-like way....Bob is popular to you as well i see....huh...good good...



snuggle79-yeah, i'm sorry, i'm really postponing it again..D'oh! *smacks head* but it shall all be revealed...soon...most of it in this update....this gargantuan update...



bluewillowwitch-Grace, thanks, i appreciate the kind words...i hope you like the update...i worked many a minute on it....seeing as i can't exactly tell how many hours...so we'll say minute...



LostWithoutTara-oh cool, yeah, i hope you like the story too... i'm not into kinky, wierd stuff, i just wanted to really find what would really get the anger mood going in readers to want anya dead....only...umm...i seem to have already done that...soo....i'm not sure if this is a safe update...i might get banned from the kitten board...that'd suck....



sabina-hey, no prob...i hope you like this update...i really worked hard on it, but i'm worried it might cross some lines for people...i don't know..we'll see...



Tempest Duer #2- hey now, thanks! Yeah, it's a charcoal pencil thingy...heh...my sketching killed the pencil though! thanks though, i really like her willowyness too.....just adorable...





Previously:



Two hours, four minutes and countingk…



Oh, there’s the Tara-girl now, walkingk into the office too.



Was there a party in this office? It’s a party, isn’t it? Dey’re havingk a party and yet again, the editor isn’t invited. It’s because of the name isn’t it? Why do so many womenk find the name Bob funny? I come to the new country, and pick the simplest name, and everywhere I go I hear snickering dere, a giggle here…or am I just beingk paranoid?



No, no, Lebowski, it is in your imagination. It is all in your head. Remember what Prof. Johnson said? There’s nothing to fear, but a queer elf. No, wait, no, it was…there’s nothing to fear but the rear of a Celt? No, that can’t be right. What did he say?



The thoughts of Bob Lebowski were cut short with a yelp from the President’s Office.



“I WILL DO NO SUCH THI--!” A muffled cry followed the first outburst, but nothing more was heard after that.



Then again, I’m glad I’m not invited to their strange parties.







Chapter 35







“Willow, please?”



“Heck no!”



“Will, she’s coming back tomorrow!”



“I don’t care.”



“Will, think about it for a moment: four, maybe five minutes of discomfort compared to regular inspections by Anya Jenkins,” Buffy reasoned stressing the final syllables of her statement.



“What part of ‘no’ do you not understand?” Willow growled back.



“It’s the only thing to get her off guard,” Buffy whined.



“How do you know that? There are plenty things we could do, plenty!”



“Such as?”



“Rabbits! Get a whole truck load and dump them on her lap before she has time to say, ‘Bugs Bunny.’”



“Rabbits? Don’t you think she’ll catch onto that? Rabbits don’t mysteriously fall out of the air, and land on the one insane person who happens to have a phobia of them.”



“Why don’t we sue her on account of intimidation of my employees?”



“Willow, Tara told us that that was the first thing she tried looking up,” Buffy said through gritted teeth, “If we were to press charges now, we would need past credible evidence and witnesses, meaning not your best friend, a lawyer that could take on Anya’s attorney, no doubt from the same agency, and the company’s production and progress would be jeopardized while you were away. Besides, a simple lawsuit could take years. Imagine years of Anya, sucking more money out of us. Please, try to understand we just want her out as soon as possible.” Buffy pleaded again.



“I will not, and let me say again, NOT do it,” Willow said approaching Buffy.



“Ugh, you’re being completely unreasonable!”



“Unreasonable?!”



“Yes! You and your selfishness, with the whole ‘Ee-Ore face’ thrown in, why can’t you think of us for one moment?”



“I am thinking of you, but that does not include sacrificing myself to the will of Her just so she doesn’t verbally attack you next time.” “Sticks and stones may break bones, but words kill Buffy,” Willow thought.



“You KNOW what she’s like. You’re just being STUBBORN!” Buffy shouted at Willow.



“STUBBORN?! I’M stubborn?!” Willow exploded. “Oh, who wouldn’t go to the movies in the 11th grade because some one didn’t like the candy served there?”



Tara had been watching for a while now. The two had decided to go at it since she first disclosed her idea. Tara tried laughing off her suggestion of Willow’s part in the plan; it was a half-hazard attempt at humor when she first broke it to the redhead, but it seemed she didn’t take it too well. She didn’t mind if Buffy and Willow turned down the plan, or rejected her idea, but if it actually worked, no more Anya…what she would give to get Anya out of her life once and for all. And she only met her that morning.



“I’ll have you know that Juju Bees are VERY popular, and why the Paramount Theater didn’t have any is just preposterous, it’s cinema food!” Buffy shouted back.



“I don’t care! It was five minutes before the movie was going to start and because of you I had to wait until The Craft came out on tape!”



“Excuse me, Mrs. Wishes-I-Could-Be-A-Witch, but short-skirt wearing teenage sluts does NOT sound very Wacka to me!”



“For the last time, IT’S CALLED WICCA!”



“Same difference!”



“ARGH!” Willow almost lunged for the blond, but Tara intercepted in time to grab the redhead by the torso.



“Willow, calm down,” Willow’s struggling lessoned a tad, but she was still glaring at Buffy who simultaneously glared back. “You don’t have to do it, if you don’t want to,” Tara said soothingly, she slowly curled around the fuming redhead while staring intently at Willow’s face, “You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to. We can’t force you.”



“Tara!” Buffy cried in angst. She was promised no-more-Anya. No plan means no more no-more-Anya.



“We can’t force her to do anything,” Tara repeated sternly, maintaining eye contact.



“Fine. I’ll be at my desk if you need anything, Mrs. Rosenberg.” Buffy grumbled walking off. The door slammed shut and the window blinds rattled causing the room to take on an eerie silence. Willow was still breathing heavily through her nostrils causing her to take on the look of an angry wildebeest.



“Willow? Are you okay?” Tara asked quietly.



“I—I’m fine.” Willow said resignedly, “I just, I just can’t stand how she acts sometimes. She just, she just gets me all angry when she doesn’t…I mean, she should put herself in my shoes! And then she goes off about Wicca, which by the way is a real religion and has been studied by many an educated person,” Willow said angrily, “But she has to go all Super-Buff on me and get defensive when I try to reason with her and then she calls me unreasonable, and, I-I, I don’t know what to do and, it’s hard to explain, I just…” Willow’s babble had dribbled out with the sensation that was increasing on her side. Tara’s hand had decided to peruse Willow’s waist luxuriously stroking every piece of skin that came within her grasp.



“You know, you’re very sexy when you’re angry Willow,” Tara said huskily.



“I-I am?” Willow’s voice cracked; it’s quite hard to form words when hands are going in…those directions.



“Mmm hmm…very…” Tara said biting onto Willow’s ear causing the redhead to shudder.



“Tara…I’m sorry…”



“It’s okay Willow, we’ll think of something…I just…want…one…thing…” Tara said through feather-light kisses around Willow’s neck.



“A-a-anything…”



“Anything?” Tara asked again sucking on Willow’s earlobe.



“Whatever you w-w-want…”



“Great! Then you’ll get rid of Anya, like I asked you to!” Tara said leaping off Willow’s neck and walking towards the door of the office as airily as possible.



“Oh, and Willow, you’ll get a reward if you do,” Tara said just before walking out, “that is if you still want to,” she called out behind her.



Willow stood there for a moment. After waiting for several minutes for Tara to leap back into the office shouting, “Kidding!” she decided it was to no use.



She walked slowly towards the door, near the cubicle offices, towards the coffee corner, past the Mr. Coffee machine, and poured herself a cup of cold water. Her hands were shaking.





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Outside in the offices papers were flying around; workers were furiously tapping on their gray boxes, trying to make sense of the latest program in place of Page Maker. One man however was having trouble with keeping on task.



“Oh, Lebowski, your appetite is deh worst. I wonder ifk that spare donut is still dere?” Bob had decided to go for a walk in search of his spare old-fashioned. He walked down towards the Coffee Corner. With the swinging in of the door though, he saw what looked like Willow dousing her head continuously with cold water.



He stared at her.



Willow mumbled to herself angrily, “If this is the only way to make myself concentrate after what she did…I don’t know how I’ll survive…”



He then walked right back out again.



“Appetite gone now.”











Chapter 36





Business, business, and more business. It was all about business. Everything came down to what you could or could not produce in your life. That is life: “One baby coming right up! Would you like blue eyes with that?” Humans reproduce. Business produces. Which do you think is better? Business just puts nature in her place by producing efficiently, well except for unregulated monopolies, but that’s Microeconomics 101, not the computer industry.



These gremlins, these lowly workers I see working furiously everyday take for granted the grandeur of it all. They have no idea that their meaningless jobs help keep our modern economy going. They keep money flowing. And yet they mourn their employment! Don’t they realize that their sweat, tears, and blood help those above them become what they are today: successful, profitable and competent capitalists?



Anya Jenkins was making her way back to the WAMK building for the second time this week, the windows and brick walls were looming ahead in the distance. A block or two more and she would have Wil—the company, in her grasp once more.



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“Okay, she’s due to arrive in the next ten minutes,” Buffy said peaking through the blinds, “Are you ready?” she asked turning back to Willow who had been fidgeting in the background of her own office. She nervously looked down at her blouse sleeve, tugging on it gently to make it look even more presentable than before.



“I’m okay, I guess. As okay as the sacrificial lamb heading up to the altar, but okay,” Willow exhaled.



“That’s the spirit!” Buffy said happily, and then turning slowly in a more serious tone, “Will, I really appreciate it, even if, even if it doesn’t work out, you’re taking one for the team. It’s not every day that someone tries to take down Anya Jenkins,” Buffy said in awe, “besides if you succeed, you’re not only helping our company, but saving future generations from the wrath of the Evil-Inspector-Bitch.”



“I appreciate the pep-talk, Buffy, but right now I’m more nervous as to how to go about this,” Willow said even more uncomfortable with the frills on her sleeve.



“Didn’t Tara give you pointers?”



“Buffy, we’re in a relationship, not a college course on human behavior,” Willow said.



“Well, improvise, I’m sure that you’ll do fine,” Buffy said reassuringly as she passed her to exit the office.



“Is everything else ready?”



“Everything’s in order. Tara’s got the rest of the staff to cooperate, it took some convincing, especially from Bob oddly enough, something about ‘not wanting any water’ but they’ll help in anyway they can,” Buffy replied.



“Good, I don’t want to be left hanging out there, looking completely incompetent,” Willow sighed.



“Don’t worry, that’s Anya’s job.” Willow smiled weakly as Buffy said walking away towards the door, “see you soon.”



Buffy exited, leaving Willow to her own thoughts, she turned back to the office window. She could see a black limousine pull up and a pin-stripped-skirt-suited blond step out.



“Go time.”







Chapter 37



“Good morning, Mrs. Rosenberg,” came a syrupy sweet voice. Anya had walked the office, with a tall, black-suited man following in pursuit. His head was completely shaved to reveal a strong white skull. His jaw was a square set, causing the rest of his features to resemble that of regular cube. His dark eyes seemed to stay in one locked position, waiting for any sudden movements. “So there’s two of them,” thought Willow. But there was something else in his features that made Willow think twice of her sudden conviction. His black tie had pink panthers dancing in too-toos on it. “Or perhaps only one of them has a mental condition.”



“Good morning, Mrs. Jenkins.” Anya sat down, crossing one leg over the other, while the man stayed standing.



“I trust you knew I was to arrive this morning? You see to be here on time, that is, in this city, for once.”



“Well, that was a rare occurrence I do not intend to have happen again.”



“Ah, good. Well, I have brought my companion, Mr. Barker here,” Anya said turning to the man, “to act as a sort of an extra hand in helping out today, since I still had some things to review.”



“That’s sounds fine,” Willow said evenly. Did Tara know that there was another variable thrown into the plan? What should she do? Does everything go as to plan again? Her thoughts were broken by Buffy’s entrance.



“Mrs. Rosenber—“ Buffy’s eyes made contact with the newly arrived Mr. Barker, and Anya’s sharply fitted form.



“Yes, Buffy?” Willow asked with eyes begging Buffy not to give anything away. Tell Tara. She asked with her green retinas. Tell Tara.



“I just, I just, wanted to say that I, I, uh, liked your blouse,” Buffy said strained and then walked out again, leaving the three others confused and in an awkward silence.



“Was she dropped as a child?” Anya asked seriously.



“No, I don’t think so, I don’t know. To continue, Mrs. Jenkins, you were saying what Mr. Barker’s role in this review would be?” Willow asked turning her attention back to the silent figure, standing next to Anya.



“He shall wander around your building simultaneously as I do, checking what I have not already covered. It’s just more efficient this way.” “And also prevents any more…problems,” Anya thought.



Willow stared, but kept her poker face. She then answered with the most offhanded voice she could pull.



“Whatever you wish.”







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“Is she here?”



“Oh, she’s here alright, but this time she brought a friend!”



“What?”



“She’s got Robocop in there to back her up!”



“What do you mean? Slow down, “ Tara said calmly.



“I’m all about to go in there and start the whole fake ‘in need of your assistance, Mrs. Rosenberg’ bit, when all of a sudden I see this huge guy staring back at me, standing next to Anya!”



“Did he say anything, did Willow say anything?”



“No, nobody said anything important, I know Willow didn’t know who he was; she was pulling the ‘get me out off of this horse now’ face. I ducked out before I made a complete mess, but it almost cost us everything! Tara, how can we go forward with it now? It’s like she knew! She knew!”



Tara sat back on the table, chewing on her bottom lip, reviewing the latest addition to the already hectic day. If Anya had a friend, it would be harder to get her alone. But if she could some how twist the plan to work for both. Maybe she could use this man to her advantage? But how? He was on her side…



“…She knew it all along that we were going to attempt mutiny. That’s why she busted out with Mr. Clean! She knew, and now I’m screwed and she’ll come back again and again, and we’ll never celebrate with Piña Coladas with the little umbrellas that I just bought last night!”



“Buffy, no, wait, it might help us,” Tara said, realization dawning on her eyes, “Is everything still in place?”



“Yes, but—“



“It can work, Buffy, if we move fast,” Tara said quickly.



Buffy looked as if Tara had just said she ate worms for breakfast.



“Come with me,” Tara said again, pulling the blond away by the wrist.



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“So, Mrs. Rosenberg, you shall come with me, and my assistant here, will follow at his own leisure,” Anya said checking off the list of to do items,” we shall all meet back at your office around quarter till the hour. Alright?”



“Whatever you wish,” Willow had been repeating that phrase for the past few minutes. She could say nothing else. Had she been prepared, had a backup plan, anything! She had been walking along with Anya, deciding to not pay attention to a word the woman had said. It could be worse. She wasn’t being quite as disagreeable this time. Perhaps years and years of Anya’s Inspections wasn’t such a horrible fate. There could be frogs with Anya.



“So shipments are up, and you have decided to move onto another client located in Japan, is that correct?”



Willow said nothing, she just stared off to the side while walking solemnly.



“Mrs. Rosenberg, is that correct?”



“Hmm? Oh! Yes, we’re starting up a new program there. Mr. Takumashi told me that you had checked up on our account there as well,” Willow quipped. She hated that Anya was inquiring about her work with her clients. But, for now, she had to keep as polite as possible.



“Well, I try to keep a full log on a company’s work, nationally as well as internationally,” Anya said tight-lipped.



Willow nodded silently, growing weary by the moment.



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Buffy had only a few more paces to go before she would overtake the two proceeding women.



“Will Willow understand?” Buffy snickered slightly,”Will Will…No! Concentrate. Concentrate, if I can get Willow alone for only a moment, then I’ll never have to look at that pasty white face of Anya’s again...will Will though?"



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“To cover the rest of your recent employees, Mr. Barker will ask some simple but demanding questions, which later I shall look over…” Anya said but then stopped as she saw the approaching short blond she resented so passionately.



“Will Willow!” Buffy said, catching her breath. Willow looked as perplexed as Anya. Buffy really wasn’t helping her image any better than her last cameo appearance.



“I mean, Mrs. Rosenberg,” Buffy started again, “I have to ask you a few questions for just one moment, privately if it’s okay with you, Mrs. Jenkins.”



“Well I—“



“It’s okay, Buffy,” Willow said seeing the need for her attention was desperate in Buffy’s eyes and then quickly turned to Anya, “I’ll be right back.” She opened the closest door, and walked into the luckily empty room while Buffy followed in after her.



Anya was left out in the hallway dumbfounded.



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“What’s going on?” Willow whispered angrily.



“It’s still on!” Buffy whispered back excitedly.



“How?”



“Tara didn’t get into specifics, just take Anya down to the small coffee corner, okay?” Buffy said.



“Why?”



“There’s a surveillance camera in there.”



“I’m not going to let the public see me make a fool of myself!”



“Will, please, if anything we’ll destroy it after we threaten her with showing everyone else what she’s really up to! We’ll call her bluff!”



“Ugh,” Willow really wanted a reward for all of this. Major snuggles. Not from Buffy—Tara—cause ew. She clutched at her aching forehead and said slowly, “Okay, okay. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ll do it.”



“Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” Buffy said grabbing onto the slim redhead in a fierce hug, at that moment Anya had decided to grace them with her presence. Upon seeing Buffy jumping up and down, like a little kid, clutching so close to Willow she became even more disappointed with America’s excuse for a high school education that was on display yet again.



Buffy turned to see Anya in the doorway with a look of dislike combined with utter incomprehension.



“She, she told me I could…borrow…her blouse.” Buffy said before hurriedly saying, “Bye,” and leapt out of the coffee room.



“Shall we continue, then, Mrs. Rosenberg? That is if you’re not tangled up any more with fashion tips?”



“Yes, yes, but first, can we go to the coffee room? I feel a slight head ache and wouldn’t mind something to drink.”



“That’s fine, seeing as it’s on our route, but please, no more interruptions or I’ll have to start from the top, and you wouldn’t want that, would you?” Anya said with a tinge of anger rising in her throat.



“I promise, no more interruptions.”



I hope.









Chapter 38





"Did you tell her?” Tara asked with baited breath.



“Yeah, she’s in the coffee room now,” Buffy exhaled happily.



“Good. I just hope Willow doesn’t kill me for what I’m putting her through,” Tara said biting her lip. She was now regretting her decision. Maybe it would have been better if she just never said anything. Anya wasn’t that bad, was she?



Tara thought back to all she had known or seen of the woman.

Flashes of Anya zoomed past her mind.





“Hmm…I see this company has difficulties with speaking, look at Buffy for one. That girl can barely get a word through correctly…”



“Willow is quite the woman, I should know, I mean, what with our history together…but she’s not one to invest a lot of time into; she’s fickle with what she wants, sometimes she wants the leanest beef, and sometimes, she’ll go for the rump roast.”



“But, it’s good that you’re selling when you can too, I mean, some women are not for all markets, if you get my drift?”





“Ta-ra.”






Then again, it might be right of her to wish of her demise.



“The question now is how we keep Mr. Barker from intruding on them.”



“I don’t know; the best we can hope for is distracting him ourselves.”



“Did you see where he went?”



“I saw him walking around the open offices, walking around, just staring at everyone. Kinda creepy.”



“I’ll go down the right hallway, you go down the left, just keep him away from the coffee room, we don’t want any unexpected visitors to disrupt the…interview.”



“Okay, I’ll meet you back here in about ten minutes; that should give Willow enough time to catch her,” Buffy said about to sprint off.



“Did you tell her about the security camera?” Tara asked pulling the shorter girl back.



“Uh, yeah, she seemed more put off by that though,” Buffy said thinking about Willow’s latest pained face.



“She’s not the only one put off by it,” Tara said under her breath.



“Hey, this was your idea, Tara, full blame of back fire goes to you,” Buffy said putting up her hands in defense; she wanted Anya gone as much as the next person, but if things went wrong, she was not to be blamed for the crappiness of the situation this time. That had happened way too much in the past.



“I know, I know, I’m just getting second thoughts. From what I’ve been told though, this is the only thing that will catch her off guard besides throwing Thumper Dolls at her.”



“Tara? Willow loves you. Trust me on that. I doubt she’s going to forget it,” Buffy said as clearly as possible.



“Oh, I know that, but it’s Anya I’m worried about. I don’t like the idea of Willow allowing her to…it freaks me out.”



“You and me both.”



“Hey, Buffy?”



“Yea?”



“What does that Mr. Barker look like again?”



“Tall, broad shoulders, looks like a bald eagle…” Buffy said describing the man in full.



“Does he have a black suit and pinked-out tie?”



“Yeah, how’d you know?”



“He just walked into the coffee room.”





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It had been a few minutes that the two women had stood in silence as Willow went about her business, slowly finding all the ingredients for a good, strong, make that extra strong, cup of caffeine.



Surprisingly Willow did not have to feign small talk; Anya seemed to do so quite well without her help. In fact, Willow noticed something about Anya that scared her: an odd predatory, but trying-to-be-innocent look. It was the same look she saw right before Anya first met her.



“So, Mrs. Rosenberg,” Anya said drawling out the words painfully for Willow’s close-by ear, “How long has it been since we were allowed to talk alone?”



“Yesterday I believe,” Willow said picking up the Mr. Coffee, pouring water into the cup. She could endure. Resolve face.



“No, no, what I meant was how long since we’ve talked by ourselves, about anything other than business,” Anya said with a wave of her hand. She was leaning against the table sipping luxuriously at her coffee cup.



Willow made no reply. She’d let Anya do most of the talking; that made things much easier.



“I believe it was when you first started up. You were so young, so new to the whole enterprise.”



“It was only a year ago.”



“Still, you were so much more inexperienced. Clueless, young and ignorant.” Anya smiled dreamily.



Willow went back to looking at her coffee. If this was the way Anya picked up dates outside of work, it was no wonder she was still single.



“And yet,” Anya said turning towards Willow, inching her hand towards the redheads, ”you were so amazing with money. You knew what to invest, how much to store, how much to spend, simply amazing!”



“T-thank you, Anya.” Hand. Get the hand away. Get it away now. NOW.



“I feel like we had a sort of connection, however, it seems fate tore us apart with my job calling me around the country, and your job holding you down with the, well, working class,” Anya shuddered.



“Tell me, Anya,” Willow said trying to sound carefree, “How is it you deal with them? I see the way you work around my employees, where did you learn to, talk to them like that?”



“Oh, that? That’s a little trick I figured out a long time ago. I read up on physcology while studying abroad. Did you know that one of the most powerful weapon a human has is her persuadability? I can make a grown man swear his mother is dead even if she’s sitting next to him. It’s just manipulation of the simple human mind,” Anya added happily. She really had a knack for it.



“But back to what I was saying before,” Anya’s hand made another daring move, this time it pulled back a curl of red hair from Willow’s face. Willow kept very still. A few minutes, that’s all she needs. A few minutes.



“You really should reconsider my offer.”



“Offer?” Willow said trying to play dumb.



“You and I join together, I had lots of plans for you; you’re really a pretty little girl, I could show you lots of different ways to make...as much profit that’s humanly possible,” Anya said with a glint in her eye, “Besides, dilly-dallying with the staff doesn’t exactly look good on Inspection Reviews…” she let the thought drift off into space.



Anya leant in slightly, just slightly.



Willow could sense what Anya was about to attempt. Instinct kicked in and she bolted up against the wall.



“No,” she shuddered out exhaling.



“No?” Anya said perplexed, pulling back slightly.



“N-no, I won’t,” Willow said stronger, shaking her head violently. Forget the plan. If it meant betraying all that she had with Tara, if it meant calling it a lie, she wanted no part in it. She could survive a thousand Jenkins, if it meant she could still have Tara.



“What do you mean, no?” Anya asked with a little more anger than she meant to let slip.



“I mean no. I don’t care if you want to shut this whole building down over something as silly as this, I don’t want anything to do with you or your plans,” Willow spat out shaking with anger and disgust.



“I’m so sorry that you’ve decided to reject my offer, I was merely trying to help you out of the shit-hole that you’ve landed yourself in, with a deaf and dumb assistant, and that sad excuse for a girlfri—“



“DON’T you DARE say anything about Tara, if you do, I swear you’ll regret it.”



“Oh I will, will I? I could charge you with assault right now, and you know it," Anya said walking slowly up to Willow, calmly putting on her original mask of serenity and control.



"Imagine it, a nice young woman thrown in jail after she had physically attacked a company inspector and, surprisingly had an office-relationship with a female employee of hers. Who do you think they’ll believe? You or me?”



“I think they’ll believe me,” came a deep voice.

















thanks for reading....

-elizabeth

Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see my own precious jewel sat smiling by me.

And when I awakened I found it not so; my eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed.

thebardgirl
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby Arwen276 » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:07 pm

Great Way to frame Anya!!



Buffy was very annoying in the beginning trying to guilt-convince Willow into doing this! Tara's approach was far more interesting ;)

Buff is hilarious, she's so helpless sometimes...

The strategy is great, Hope creepy Mc Creeperson will be fair... and side with Willow!!





MORE!!



~Arwen

Hear That Baby? You're My Always... Willow

Arwen276
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby justin » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:23 pm

Well that was an evil cliffhanger :evil



Who will Mr BArker side with?



Then again it's not that hard to work out. Anya has probably been as nice to him as she is to everyone else, and with the possibility that if Anya gets sacked he'll get her job I'd say it seems likely that he'll side with Willow.



Heh, heh take that Anya :smash

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
- mad world

Edited by: justin at: 12/21/03 1:55 am
justin
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby snuggle79 » Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:11 pm

Hey, welcome back! :wave

Wow, look at that, Anya's still evil...but Willow is about to get saved..! Can't wait for it! Nice Cliffhanger!

Great update! :)



snuggle79



This is how everyday should end and start ..and all the stuff in the middle

The greatest thing you'll learn, is just to love and be loved in return.





snuggle79
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby LostWithoutTara » Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:38 pm

Mmm... much update-y goodness here. I really hope that Anya gets it good, she's so manipulative! :smash



Love Willow, Buffy and Tara here, looking forward to seeing what will happen next!

Every time you walk away, I pretend that I'm okay

LostWithoutTara
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby singgirl » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:04 pm

I'm back! I'm back! whew! much catching up to do! But, it was worth it! yay!!:bow

:peace Pax! -Bev

singgirl
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby sabina » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:41 pm

Hi there :wave



It's nice to see you back :grin



And you have done a great job with this update... it was very well written. You made me feel like if I actually was in the middle of Willow's office whitnessing everything :applause



I felt like beating Buffy up, or maybe throwing her out the window a couple of times... :mad



And poor Willow... that was so not fair to her... I agree with her, Tara owes her lots and lots and lots of snuggles. :miff



More? :pray






"I know I was born and I know that I'll die.

The in between is mine.

I am mine!" - Pearl Jam

sabina
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby bluewillowwitch » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:57 am

:bigwave Elizabeth :flower ,

I love this fic! :clap :bow YAY! 4 chapters! :applause Oh my God! :eek After all that planning :tara did Anya screws it up. :spin Lucky for her she figured out something to do about it. :grin Buffy was sweating. She so wants rid of Anya. :lol :willow bolted when it looked like Anya was going for that kiss. :lol Oh who caught them? I hope it was Anya's partner. :wink That would be perfect. Can't wait to :read more. Update soon, please? :pray :pray :pray :pray





Grace :glasses :flower :fallen :peace

------------------------------------------

"Fate keeps on happening."--Anita Loos



"I'm here without you baby/But your still with me in my dreams/And tonight girl, it's only you and me."--3 Doors Down--Here Without You----Mine and My Baby's song.

bluewillowwitch
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby sam darls » Sat Dec 20, 2003 1:03 am

Liz sweetie..I'm soo sorry to hear about all the stuff that has been happening to you..I hope you are ok..The update was really good. I loved it :heart Love sammi xx

"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong. And those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie Sammler (Evan Rachel Wood)

sam darls
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby The Rose24 » Sat Dec 20, 2003 6:38 am

Now, I am glad Anya is finally getting what is coming to her.



Nice cliffhanger.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.


Tara: Willow, I got so lost.

Willow: I found you. I will always find you.


The Rose24
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby allykat » Sun Dec 21, 2003 11:09 am

WOW, this was amazing!! I'm enjoying this a lot!:bounce

Now, about that cliffhanger... Update soonish??:pray

allykat
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby shuyaku » Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:23 pm

Ooh - I can't wait for Ms. Jenkins to get hers. She is going to get it, right? Yay for the scary, bald guy :D



More soon!

-shuyaku

Oh God, Willow—you’re giving me the gift of Karen Carpenter. Just when I think I grasp the full extent of your love." - Tara

"Why do birds suddenly appear? It’s because, you are queer…" - Willow (Gods Served and Abandoned by AntigoneUnbound)

shuyaku
 


Re: ashes to ashes, dust to dust...author to minced meat...

Postby Always410 » Sun Dec 21, 2003 10:00 pm

Im back! I've been soooo busy with school and life and everything that I havnt had time to read much of anything! Again, Ive caught up and cant wait for an update!



I loved the part where Tara and Buffy were talking and Tara asked what the guy was wearing and then, "He just walked into the coffee room" All of it is so great though!



You deserve :clap :clap :clap for all your time spent on writing this and giving us more :willow &:tara goodness.



Hope to :read more soon!



Jen:flower

Always410
 


No minced author!

Postby Tempest Duer » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:06 pm

Liz, dahling, of course I meant a natural high! I have no money to purchase unnatural ones.



What a lovely update. And so long! It was a wonderful read. :bigkiss

Willow: Hey Buff. One more thing. Buffy: Yeah? Willow: I’m gay. Buffy: Okay, Will. Xander owes me ten bucks.

~Remember to Breathe by Yellow Crayon

Tempest Duer
 


...

Postby MellindraX » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:49 pm

Ok, I finally got off my ass and caught myself up on this, and can I just say 'What the f*** was I thinking, not keeping up with this?'



Brilliant last few chapters. I was wincing right along with Buffy as Anya strolled through the door, and about now I'm ready to punch her face in, given the proper opportunity.



And what, oh what, shall mister pink-tie do? Suspense, how cruel!

Can't wait for the next update.

I’ve never purposely gone out to take somebody out. Well, maybe, in elementary school I once did try to trip somebody. –Amber Benson


I'm an idiot. Ask me how.

MellindraX
 


I'm whistfully wishing of a wishy washy witch of a wish

Postby thebardgirl » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:32 am

Arwen276-thankyou, i was hoping that it would come out alright, and not feined as being possible, when in no reality could it be...Buffy annoyed you? Whoops....although...*snicker* i do believe she had reason...Tara's approach...well...i'm not sure you'd want Buffy to use that one either? nah....best not...yeah in my story Buffy's a lot more helpless...because she a non-slayerette now...hee...i've taken her power! now i have the power! Creepy Mc Creeperson...hmm...he will get more creepy for the time being...



justin-oh evil, eh? whoopsies...hmm...i don't know...i don't know...we'll see...well, yes, Anya probably has shown him her "wonderful" side as well, but, i'd say that right now chances are slim he'll be as nice to Willow as we all wish...then again, i could be lying through my teeth...hee....good good...beatings are good...the floggings shall continue until moral increases...



snuggle79-heylo! yeah, Anya's evil now...she'll stay that way for a bit, i believe...well that is until the big crater i have planned to hit her square in the eye....hmm....Willow saved? well, we'll see about that one...



LostWithoutTara-hee.....thanks...yeah, i hope Anya does too...however...for some reason pity grabs me everytime...(it's like watching Gollum...i hate him at first...then feel really bad for him when Sam insults him...) oh thanks, i'm glad you like the interaction between the three i have...its fun to write...



singgirl-you're back! ahah! i found you! er...more or less you showed yourself...and thus i am with the finding...hmm...you like then? whoo *ways tiny flag* hoo



sabina-heya....thanks, i appreciate the welcome....oh cool, thanks...well written? why thankyou, i try to write coherently....and possibly with the correct grammer...possibly...wow...you were there? can i come too? could you at least get me an invite? tell them the writer wants to see them...ooo you no like buffy too?

Quote:
I felt like beating Buffy up, or maybe throwing her out the window a couple of times...


okay, so you no likah buffy....wonder why? *smiles innocently* what? what'd i do? hee...yup....major snuggling needed in return...



bluewillowwitch-hey grace. yeah Tara's cunning plan was destroyed...put assunder...completely screwed....yup...but at least she got anya caught....that's something, right? ahah! you knew that Anya was going for a kiss, brilliant! my writing was not too thick! whoo hoo and a half....who caught them, you ask? you shall see....you shall see...



sam darls-hey sammi, oh thanks...yeah...i'm a dork...who for some reason doesn't understand certain things, then blows them waaaay out of perportion only to realize afterward that there was no point in the first place....but it's nice that you show care for it all...its sweet...and i'm glad you liked the update...it's kinda wrong of me to stop writing completely just because i'm feeling blue....soo....i'm happy you're happy...



The Rose24-Yup....she's getting something alright....not sure exactly what yet...we'll see...aw thanks. i'm glad i was worthy nicecliffhangeryness.



allykat-hee, okay, thanks i appreciate it!



shuyaku-you know, alot of people have been saying that, you really want that woman stoned to death dontcha? hm...hahahhahaha i love this:

Quote:
Yay for the scary, bald guy


okay then...i'm happy you like the scary bald guy....although..hmm...*goes off to ponder bald guy*



Always410-You're back! oooo real life? coolness....i needa get me one o' those....Ooo yeah, the "he just walked into the coffee room" bit was fun to write...oh cool! i get applause! whoo! thanks though, i did work hard on this, but it was more of less because i was being a crappy non-updaty writer...sorry 'bout that...thanks again Jen...



Tempest Duer- I don't know....i see those eyes of yours...you've been into the forbidden cocahina box haven't you? ah...well...we all have at one point...thankyou! *gets hit over head with electronic smooch* ACK! *falls off chair*...right...right....remind me not to update largely again...



MellindraX- Oh hello! uh, i don't know what the F*** you were thinking, but probably, there was something more important or interesting...trust me when i say its no biggie, and i'm happy if and when you return or read...there are no chains and punishments for unreply-ee readers...brilliant, you say? thanks...that's very kind...hmm you too with the pain on anya...interesting...mr. pink-tie is still a mystery...you shall see...and hey now, i'm giving you an update right now less than day after you reply, swell, no?





Hmm update? update...





Chapter 39





“Willow! Mr. Barker is..." came Buffy's voice, "right here” she plunged into the coffee room, with Tara hot on her heels. The scene didn’t look pretty. Anya was fidgeting, she looked almost…no, Anya would never be…is she scared?



“Mrs. Jenkins, would you please step outside with me for a minute?” came a sharp voice protruding through the tense moment shared by the blond and redhead only moments ago. Anya looked like a deer caught in the headlights, searching for an explanation, only coming up empty handed.



“Bill, you don’t know what you hear—“



“Oh, I heard plenty, thank you very much, Mrs. Jenkins,” the man said with a huffy tone, “come with me,” he looked even bigger next to the petite woman. From first glance it looked as though Anya could be easily crushed. Then again this was Anya.



“I’m telling you, she threatened me,” Anya screeched.



“AFTER YOU THREATENED HER!” The man boomed. Willow’s eyes bulged, as she backed up against the table. Mr. Barker seemed to look more and more like Jesse Venture by the second. Tara and Buffy decided to stay behind the man, watching the slide show of Anya’s pained expressions.



“I would NEVER hara—“



“BULLSHIT!”



The walls shook that time; Willow felt it.



“I’m going to personally see you suspended for that,”



“Suspension?!”



“Maybe this Bill Barker will actually help us. He probably has got some morals. For once a good man coming from that agency of Anya’s,” Willow thought happily, although silently to herself.



“You deserve worse,” he spat, “I can’t believe you would actually go so low as to, to, act like a homosexual! Hell hath no fury for you and your sinful ways!”



“Well, so much for the ‘good man’ idea.”



“It was for the benefit of the agency!”



“Benefit? Benefit? Scampering around, doing such…wicked things, going against every Inspection Code to date, and you call it a BENEFIT?!” came the reverend voice.



Anya stood stalk still. He hit her with her own words. Hard. Then, suddenly Buffy saw an amazing sight out of the crook of Mr. Barker's arm. Something that she never thought she would see in her whole life: Anya seemed to fold, almost crumble before the man. Her strong mask faded and fear took over her whole being. Her cheeks paled and her once awesome glare turned to a meek mouse’s watery eyes.



“Come with me,” he boomed again, and with that, the two walked out of the room, past a stunned Tara and Buffy.



Tara rushed to Willow’s side, cupped the girl’s cheek and looked into her shocked eyes. Willow leant into the affectionate touch, gratefully. Buffy was about to close the door after her when a furious Bill Barker blocked the doorway. Tara leapt off of Willow in an instant before the man once again returned.



“Mrs. Rosenberg,” Willow looked up to see a stern, glowing face of the man glaring at her as well, “You do realize that this is not over; we have many things to discuss.”



Willow nodded her head.



He nodded and then walked out the door once again, leaving the three women exhaling the breath they had held in unconsciously.



“Well that was fun,” Buffy said smiling weakly.



“Willow, are you okay?” Tara asked worried about the expression the redhead held. It was a mixture of fear, and possibly horror. Her eyes were searching for something to hold onto.



“Hell hath no fury…Anya suspended…Barker is to inspect us now…homophobia…Anya gone…probably few more days inspection…no more Anya…”



“Major inner monologue going on as we speak,” Tara thought worriedly. The woman she loved was shaking, almost breathing raggedly through her nose.



“Will?” Buffy turned and tried as well to pull her friend out of the strange Limbo she had landed herself in.



Willow’s eyes finally stopped looking about the room, they settled on one thing, looking up to Tara’s face.



She said one thing, while the breath protruded from her mouth, grating against the barriers of teeth and cheek.



“She’s gone.”



And then she fainted.













Ai! Mother TOLD me not to get carried away with the dramatics...but cliffhangers...they are such a fun way to end a chapter....dontcha agree? or are you about to throw fruit at my head? preferable clementines! they're in season!

-elizabeth



Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see my own precious jewel sat smiling by me.

And when I awakened I found it not so; my eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed.

thebardgirl
 


...

Postby MellindraX » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:49 am

Ok, you were playing with our emotions on purpose that time! First we're like, 'Woohoo! Mr. Pink-Tie to the rescue! Woot!' And then it's like, 'Well fuck it all to hell 'n a handbasket, he's a homophobe and threatening. Die bitch, die!'



Of course, that was probably just me with the inner monologue...

Is there any chance I could inspire you to get another chapter out before the day's done? I'd love to learn I have this power, very handy.

I’ve never purposely gone out to take somebody out. Well, maybe, in elementary school I once did try to trip somebody. –Amber Benson


I'm an idiot. Ask me how.

MellindraX
 


Re: ...

Postby TexanZeppo256 » Wed Dec 24, 2003 6:11 am

well that was... interesting (read disturbing)



The overall feeling that I get from this update is "Out of the frying pan and into the fire". At least Willow understood Anya, more or less, or could at least predict her. This new guy is a complete whack job, totally damaged goods, and highly unpredictable. So what Anya got booted out? Somebody else who has the capacity to be just as bad as she was - only in a different mannar - just took her place.



*Sigh*



I hope that our girls get away from the bad scary man and reconnect again because methinks they really need to, after all that happened.



Later

---------------------------------



There she is! There she is... ahh... Not so wounded as we were led to believe... So much the better.
--Khan, "Star Trek II: WOK"



From The Land of Tolerance,

---The Texan Zeppo

TexanZeppo256
 


Re: ...

Postby snuggle79 » Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:02 pm

Ok, this just turned out a bit different i guess. Bill is a bit crazy too. Anya seems really nice compared to that guy.

Bad Cliffhanger! :no

But good (update) as always..of course.



snuggle79

This is how everyday should end and start ..and all the stuff in the middle

The greatest thing you'll learn, is just to love and be loved in return.





snuggle79
 


Re: ...

Postby sam darls » Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:19 pm

Liz, sweetie..are you feeling better? :bigkiss I hope so.. I loved the update, as usual..Love sammi xx

"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong. And those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie Sammler (Evan Rachel Wood)

sam darls
 


Re: ...

Postby Arwen276 » Thu Dec 25, 2003 12:31 am

hmm so you're coarsing things up now with the sudden homophobia...

Maybe Creeperson has issues...like his son or daughter could be gay and he's not coping!

I'm wondering if having him inspecting isn't actually worse than Anya? She's starting to sound funny right now, enjoyable even?

No...no way! It was such a glorious moment for Buffy to see her go down, 'the fall of the Roman Empire!' and that was way cool!



More please?



And the dramatics were nice! Someone fainting ends a chapter pretty well!



~Arwen



ps: MERRY CHRISTMAS IF YOU CELEBRATE!

Hear That Baby? You're My Always... Willow

Arwen276
 


Re: ...

Postby bluewillowwitch » Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:04 am

:bigwave Elizabeth :flower ,

I love this fic! :clap :bow GO MR. BARKER!!!! :applause They got rid of Anya! :eatme :dance Please tell me that you aren't toying with us. :pray :pray Cause that would be mean. Yes you are getting :devilish with the cliffhangers but we still love ya. :grin Can't wait to :read more. Update soon, please? :pray :pray :pray :pray





Grace :glasses :flower :fallen :peace

------------------------------------------

"Fate keeps on happening."--Anita Loos



"I'm here without you baby/But your still with me in my dreams/And tonight girl, it's only you and me."--3 Doors Down--Here Without You----Mine and My Baby's song.

bluewillowwitch
 


Re: ...

Postby Tempest Duer » Thu Dec 25, 2003 6:21 am

I think Mr. Barker's going to be even worse. Or just as bad, in a way. He seems sane, at least as sane as a homophobic little bastard can manage to be.



And what's the matter Liz? Don't like my kisses? I'm so hurt. :we need a pouting smiley

Willow: Hey Buff. One more thing. Buffy: Yeah? Willow: I’m gay. Buffy: Okay, Will. Xander owes me ten bucks.

~Remember to Breathe by Yellow Crayon

Tempest Duer
 


Re: ...

Postby sabina » Thu Dec 25, 2003 2:22 pm

Hi there :wave



Poor Willow... I think her day couldn't get worse... Unless you did something bad to a certain blonde which I'm sure you won't do :miff Right?? :pray



Anyway, going back to what I was saying before I started to jinx Willow's life (:blush ) poor girl... first Anya hitting on her then threatning her and then finally when she thinks that everything is going to be all right she is stuck with an homophobe! :cry



I agreee with everyone else, I think the situation they got themselves into is worse now than it was before... They have no idea how this new guy works and they can be sure that he won't be helping them.



Anyway, I think a large dose of Tara's snuggles is in order for Willow now (hint, hint :grin )



More soon? :pray :pray




"I know I was born and I know that I'll die.

The in between is mine.

I am mine!" - Pearl Jam

sabina
 


Re: ...

Postby allykat » Fri Dec 26, 2003 12:22 am

I was feeling all hopeful about mister Clean (*snort*) but nooooooooooo.Poor Will.. Hope things will get better soon! Can't wait to see what happens next!:bounce

allykat
 


Re: ...

Postby Karmah » Fri Dec 26, 2003 3:17 am

Ok so call me crazy but I don't think mr Homophobias AKA Bill is going to be that bad. And lol Willow fainted poor Willow and Tara was funny with the whole lots of inner babble going on in there lol. Great update can't wait to see what comes next

Arron



What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

Karmah
 


Re:...

Postby Always410 » Fri Dec 26, 2003 6:39 pm

:shock Mixed emotions.



Anya's gone! :bounce

Bill the homophobe :puke the stupid little....:rage

Willow fainted! *worried look*



Watch out :tara &:willow ! I know all of us kittens will be standing guard to protect you from the evil Bill.



Way to go! Will be looking forward to :read more! :tara &:willow snuggles,smooching and lovin' is needed though! Dont hold out on us! ;)



Jen:flower

Always410
 


woo hoo!

Postby bindingwiccan » Sat Dec 27, 2003 5:20 am

omg this is the first time i read this fic and its freakin amazing! you kick ass girly!:boot :heart :heart i think ive fallen in love! :blush i cant wait for the update.!~~





much love:kiss ,

BindingWiccan

bindingwiccan
 


Re: woo hoo!

Postby shuyaku » Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:39 am

Well, poopoo - bad, bald guy. VERY BAD!! Maybe Anya would be better to have around :spin



More soon ya big tease ;)

-shuyaku

Oh God, Willow—you’re giving me the gift of Karen Carpenter. Just when I think I grasp the full extent of your love." - Tara

"Why do birds suddenly appear? It’s because, you are queer…" - Willow (Gods Served and Abandoned by AntigoneUnbound)

shuyaku
 


Re: I'm whistfully wishing of a wishy washy witch of a wish

Postby justin » Sun Dec 28, 2003 12:40 pm

So Anya's in trouble - good



Any'a in trouble for being gay - very bad



Now there are two people who need to be :smash . The agency that Anya and Mr Barker work for need to improve there employee screening processes.



Looking forward to reading more

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

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