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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:13 pm

Title - Don't fear the Reaper.

Chapter 6 : Rebellious acts.

Author name - Useful_Oxymoron

Email Address - Viernadevir@hotmail.com

Rating - PG-13. Just to be on the safe side. Humor about death isn't everybody's cup of tea either. Contains some violent imagery.

Disclaimer - Well, I don't own Willow or Tara. If I did, I wouldn't have made certain... questionable decisions in the latter seasons. In any case, Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy own these characters and I don't intend to make any money off them.

Feedback- Is cool. It's always nice to know somebody liked the crap I write.

Summary- This is a contemporary Uber Story. Tara is a young Grim Reaper in training, who gets her very first solo assignment: to end the life of a young Computer Sciences student. Will she be able to go through with it? Features Buffy characters, but there's no Slayers, Demons, Hellmouths, etc, etc. I thought Buffy and friends deserved a break.

Notes- Influences for this story: The wonderful film The Frighteners (which everybody should see), lightly Dead Like Me, Terry Pratchett and the Blue Oyster Cult.

Italics are thoughts.

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Don't fear the Reaper.
Chapter 6 : Rebellious Acts

At the crack of dawn, a young Harvester-in-training knew that her life was in shambles. Tara had stayed with Willow all night, quickly shifting into her ethereal form when Willow started to wake up. All moments of bliss were replaced with the crushing reality as soon as she had left Willow's house and returned home, and had found Mort already waiting for her.

Tara sat on her couch, knowing full well that she had failed her first assignment. Her father would be so disappointed and her brother would never let her hear the end of it... Faith... Would she ever understand? Have I lost her friendship?

But nothing was as bad as the thought that she would never see her Willow again. She could no longer keep back the emotions storming inside of her, and finally let the tears stinging in her eyes flow freely. She cried quietly for while, letting it all out.

Mort was sitting on Tara's couch in her apartment. She had expected her mentor be angry and to give her a stern lecture. Instead, Mort had given her a hankerchief to dry her tears.

"There is no shame in being a Collector," Mort said gently. "I've been observing you from the sidelines. It wasn't hard to notice that you were more interested in keeping ms. Rosenberg alive than actually killing her."

Tara looked at Mort, stricken.

"Yes, I said 'killing her'. Harvesting is just a euphemism, Tara. Oh, we can tell ourselves we're doing the work of the Powers-That-Be, that their time has ended and that there's nothing we can change about it. But when it comes down to it, Harvesters are ruthless executioners. We must emotionally detached."

Tara hung her head in defeat. She knew wasn't ruthless. She knew wasn't a wanton killer. And she certainly knew she wasn't emotionally detached.

"I've trained enough apprentices to know that you've joined the Harvesters for the wrong reasons," Mort said. "I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did."

"W-willow. You picked h-h-her?"

"To be your first harvest, yes," Mort nodded. There was almost kindness in his voice as he lay his hand on Tara's shoulder. "It would have been easier if your first assignment had been a complete scumbag, would it not?"

Tara nodded weakly. "M-maybe."

"Sadly, scumbags are more the exception than the rule," Mort said. "We Harvesters have to be able to live with ourselves in spite of that. What have to be able to end the life of a scumbag in an alley, a mother in car, a child in the house, a baby in the crib, a soldier in the fox-hole. No matter the target, no matter the situation, no matter the method. Harvesting is a scared duty to Fate. We have to be able to move from one assignment to the next without so much as batting an eyelash about it. This way of life is not for everybody, and there is no shame in that... no matter what certain a bleach-blonde brit tends to say."

"I'm not s-s-strong enough," Tara admitted.

Mort nodded for a moment. "Based on what I have seen," Mort said, entering 'official' mode, "I will contact the Head Office, and recommend that you be ejected from the Harvester Corps, effective immediately. Your title as a Collector will be re-instated, and you will report to the Head Office for re-assignment."

Tara nodded weakly. What was there to say to that?

"You can try joining the Harvester Corps again in two years, but... Tara, your personality simply isn't suited for it. And you have to consider for yourself if such changes are desirable for you."

"They... They're not," Tara shook her head "But..."

"Don't worry," Mort said. "I'll give you a favorable review, so you should get a good assignment. And... I'll talk to your father, explain what happened. There's a good chance he'll respond... better... if the news comes from me."

Tara nodded her thanks and bowed her head low. "I only w-wanted him to be p-proud of me," she said. "H-he's the last family I've got left." Donny doesn't count...

"Alright," Mort started as he stood up and took his scythe, but not before giving Tara a supportive pat on her shoulder. "I'll take care of things from here. You just get some rest now. A couple of days off should do you good."

Mort spirited away, leaving Tara sitting on the couch. Despite her failure, Tara felt as if a great weight had been lifted from her shoulders. Deep down, she had expected for fail, but never had wanted to admit it to herself. And Willow. She just couldn't kill Willow.

Suddenly, Faith's head popped around the corner. "Cripes, I thought Lurch would never leave."

Tara was startled. "F-f-f-faith? What are y-you doing here?!"

"I was, um, inspecting your fridge... Yeah, inspecting and all, don't mind the empty beer bottles... So, I was inspecting when I saw professor Snape dropping out of warp in your living room. Decided to hide out in the kitchen," Faith nodded.

Tara smiled in spite of herself. "H-how much did you h-hear?"

"Enough to know you need a hug, T," Faith smiled and took her friend in a firm embrace, which she welcomed. Tara lay her head on Faith's shoulder for a moment, grateful for the support.

"Aren't you... d-disappointed I didn't m-make the H-harvesters?"

"It would have been really fun, you know?" Faith grinned. "The two of us working together and finding all these creative ways to off people? But... "

"A-are you still my f-friend?" Tara asked, trembling slightly.

"Are you kidding?" Faith smiled supportingly. "I need you, T. You're the only thing that's been keeping me sane the past few years. Not to mention fed properly," Faith snorted. "You take care of me. Now let me take care of you for a change."

"Taking care?" Tara raised an eyebrow. I'll take care of things from here, Tara heard Mort say in her mind. Finally these words hit home. Tara gasped, and literally jumped out of Faith's arms, tumbling across her coffee-table to reach her own cloak.

"T, what are you doing?"

"Willow! Mort! WILLOW!" shouted Tara.

"Yeah, Mort's gonna off Red. What of it?" Faith raised an eyebrow. "You... you don't want Mort to kill her, do you?"

Tara was struggling with her cloak, but Faith caught the vigorous shaking of her head. While Tara made a grab for her scythe, Faith grabbed her by the shoulder. "Go save her, T," she whispered before Tara teleported herself to Willow's home.

Faith grinned for a moment and then strolled into Tara's kitchen. "Well... it's about T found someone to dance the watusi with. Ohhh, beer!" she said to herself, after claiming her prize : a six-pack of Budweiser.

---

Tara appeared inside Willow's living room. After a frantic search of the house and backyard, and finding neither Willow nor Mort, she ran outside. Tara knew she couldn't afford to trip over her robes, so she held her scythe in one hand and folded up the bottom of her robe to carry it in her free hand. Walking like that, she sped alongside the streets, through the alley and skidded to a halt in the Espresso Pump, and almost slammed right into the counter.

Still, no Willow.

Tara let both her hands slide through her hair underneath her hood. Okay, Tara, think. THINK!

She closed her eyes, trying to remember... It's saturday... Yes, the camping trip! She's going camping with her friends.... BUFFY'S HOUSE!

Just as she was about to run out, she cursed at herself for a moment. Tara, you idiot! Use your cloak!

Tara closed her eyes and tried to focus on the Summers residence. Nothing happened. Feeling desperation grabbing her by the throat, Tara focused again, harder this time. She opened her eyes, and saw she was still standing in the Espresso Pump.

I can't concentrate, Tara thought. In order to teleport, she needed to concentrate and focus. And now, Tara was simply too shaken and distraught to focus properly. So, she did the only thing she could...

She ran.

With her heart pounding in her chest, she ran through the streets of Sunnydale, hoping against all hope that Willow would still be alive when she'd find her.

---

In front of Casa de Summers, Xander was helping Willow load her many bagpacks in the trunk of a black car. A short blonde girl stood at the side and frowned at Willow.

"Okay, Wills," the blonde girl tapped her toe. "We're going on a weekend camping trip. That's all of two days, not fifteen years."

"I like to be prepared," Willow shrugged, and nonchalantly tried to keep her backpack out of view.

Buffy and Xander shared a look and then advanced on Willow. "Say, Will..." Xander started, and when Willow turned to Xander to listen to him, Buffy snatched the backpack.

Willow turned around again, a horrified expression on her face. "Buffy, no! I..." she tried to say, but it was too late: Buffy had opened the backpack and fished Willow's laptop from it.

A blush crept over Willow's face. "Uhm... it fell in completely accidentally-wise?"

"Allow me," Xander said, to which Buffy nodded. Xander scraped his throat. "Bad Willow! Bad!"

"I'll lock this in my closet so that Dawn won't play with it," Buffy said as she walked to the house.

Willow pouted for a moment, but cheered up when she found a small packet of animal crackers at the bottom of her now empty backpack. "I wish I would have known. I could have used the extra room to pack more mosquito-spray."

Xander smirked. "It's not as if we'll need any. We'll both be a mosquito-free zone with Buffy around."

"Yeah," Willow laughed while Buffy got back from the house. "All the mosquito's go after you all the time, Buff. You must have sweet blood."

Buffy put her hands on her hips and managed an impressive glare at both her friends. "Yeah, that's me. Buffy the mosquito magnet."

"Every time I see Buffy running around in a cloud of mosquito's, shrieking away like a cheerleader, I can't help feeling a little bit rejected," Xander said. "I mean, I've got blood too. Is it not good enough for those little bloodsuckers? Maybe I should just eat more sugar."

"And on that note," Willow grinned and opened the packet of animal crackers. After sharing the bounty with her friends, she started to nibble on a hippopotamus.

"Too bad Anya bailed," Buffy smirked. "I was kinda counting on her to keep the mosquito's busy while I run away."

"Anya and the rough outdoors?" Xander rolled his eyes. "Not a good combination. I almost had her convinced to come along, but... There's bunnies out there, Buff, and Ahn just won't risk it."

The three friends continued to chat, unaware of the ethereal figure standing behind Willow. The blade of his scythe hovered dangerously above Willow's head, bathed in a sickening red glow.

Willow suddenly grasped for her throat, desperately gasping for air. She lost the strength in her legs and fell right into Xander, while her face started to become as red as her hair.

"Buffy!" Xander called out in panic while holding Willow tightly. "She's choking!"

Mort held out his scythe, getting ready to sever Willow's lifeline and harvest her soul. Suddenly, something bumped into him with great force, causing him to drop his scythe. Two cloaked figures struggled and rolled over the curb and came to a halt somewhat away from Willow and her friends.

Mort quickly jumped to his feet to face his attacker.

Tara.

---

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Mort challenged as Tara blocked the path between him and Willow. Tara looked over her shoulder for a moment, and saw Buffy trying to perform the heimlich on Willow. So far without results.

"I was expecting you to fail," Mort said. "I wasn't expecting... this," he pointed at his scythe lying next to a Willow whose friends were fighting for her life.

Tara raised her scythe, getting ready to strike if need be. "You can't do this." Behind her, she could hear Willow fighting for her life. It broke her heart.

"I can and I will," the now scythe-less Mort gritted his teeth. "Now stand aside and let me do the job you couldn't do."

"No!" Tara challenged again. "It's... it's.... It's n-n-not her time yet!"

Mort bristled. "That is not your decision to make, Tara. The Powers..."

"I don't care!" Tara replied, tears rolling over her cheeks. She was no less determined. "They can't have her! I won't let them or you take her!"

She turned back to keep an eye on Mort, then looked back to see Willow finally coughing up the piece of animal cracker that had become lodged in her throat. Willow was coughing violently for a moment, taking a few deep breaths while Xander was clapping her on the back.

Tara felt such a relief wash over her. She's safe... Oh, thank the goddess, she's safe.

She turned back to Mort, just in time to see him fade out of existance. Too late she realized that he was behind her now. Tara felt something bump against the backs of her knees, literally swiping her feet from under her. While falling, a quick jab to her stomach knocked the wind out of her. In the end, she found herself panting on her back with the sharp blade of Mort's scythe at her throat.

No, Tara closed her eyes. She'd lost her scythe and was completely at Mort's mercy. Forgive me, Willow. I've failed you. The only thing Mort had to do to end Willow's life was to slide his scythe away, hold it over his head and chop it right into her body. Unless...

Tara grabbed Mort's scythe with both hands and held it with firmly in place, pressing against her own throat even more. It was a gamble... The only way Mort could free his scythe was to slice it sideways, straight through Tara's neck.

Mort tried to pull his scythe free, but Tara held it firmly in place. Realizing the only way to free his scythe was to kill Tara, Mort loosened his grip somewhat.

"Have you gone rogue?" Mort asked Tara calmly.

Tara blinked. Rogue? How could he think that?. As people with the power over life and death, having such power had a tendency to go to someone's head. A rogue Reaper was someone who broke all ties with the Head Office or started to show erratic behaviour, which included going on an unauthorized killing sprees or... attacking other Reapers. Oh, Tara thought.

"Tara, answer me!" Mort said, more urgently this time. "Have you gone rogue?!"

Tara shook her head slightly, feeling the sharp blade of the scythe still pressing against her throat. "N-no," she finally whispered. "No, I haven't."

"I didn't think so, Tara," Mort said, relaxing and easing way his scythe slightly. "But I wanted to hear you say it."

Mort offered Tara a hand, which she tentatively took. With some force, he hoisted her to her feet. The elder Reaper looked back at Willow, who was being offered a sip of pepsi which Buffy had taken from the icebox.

"You seem to have ruined my harvest," Mort crossed his arms, and considering he was carrying a scythe, it make him look very ominous. "Care to explain what the hell you're doing?"

"I just... couldn't let you kill her," Tara said bowed her head. All cards revealed and in the open. "I... I love her. I don't want to see her hurt." There... it's out

Mort fell silent for a moment... then he started to rub his temple underneath his hood and sighed very heavily. "Selfish brat," Mort spat. "This girl's soul is meant for Elysia. Are you really that selfish that you would deny her the eternal happiness in the heavenly afterlife that she has earned?"

"Ask her that question," Tara challenged angrily. "Ask Willow if she wants to leave her life and her friends behind. Ask Willow if she thinks if the world'll be a better place without her! Ask Willow if she wants to die choking on a piece of cracker!"

"You love her enough to attack me," Mort stated calmly. "You love her enough to betray your oath, to go against the wishes of the Powers. Do you love her enough to risk being declared a rogue and be locked up for the rest of your natural life?"

"Yes!" Tara replied, not even needing time to think about it.

And then something happened that surprised Tara to no end. Mort's angry grimace actually turned into an expression that held a hint of a smile. "And you said you weren't strong enough. We could all learn something from your strength. Your father is a fool."

---

Buffy had run into Willow's apartment to get her a glass of water. The red-head sat in the backseat to recover and slowly put the glass to her lips.

"Sure you're alright, Will?" Buffy asked. "That looked really serious."

"Uh, I'm fine. Me tough Willow," Willow smiled and banged a fist on her chest in mock-fashion. "Just a slight case of cookie in lungs. Oh, god, just think what would have happened if I had died. How embarrassing that would be? Imagine the police breaking the news to my parents. 'Yeah, your spaz of a daughter killed herself by eating a cracker. Oh, by the way, here's the Darwin Award she's won'."

"Yeah, the eulogy alone," Xander said, clearing his throat and taking a dramatic pose. "Here lies my friend Willow. She died the way she lived : choking on an animal cracker."

"If it's all the same to you," Buffy smiled. "I'm glad you didn't die, Will. Black pants makes my butt look big."

"Looks like your guardian angel is slipping, Will," Xander said. "Maybe you should take her back to the store and trade her in for a new one. Do you still have the receipt."

"I dunno," Willow looked away for a moment "I just feel I'm still alive because of... her."

Buffy put her hands on her hips. "Hello?" she pointed to herself. "Heimlich girl here! God, don't I get any credit at all?"

Willow shook her head and rewarded Buffy with a hug.

"On that note," Xander said. "Car's packed. Let us be off to see the wizard!"

"Yeah, I need a heart!" Willow proclaimed.

"I don't know about you, but I could really use a brain," Buffy said.

"Oh, crud," Xander grimaced. "Why do you guys always make me be the cowardly lion?!"

---

"She doesn't even know I exist," Tara said sadly as she and Mort watched the car drive off.

"And if you have any brains in that skull of yours, you'll keep it that way," Mort said. "Reapers and mortals aren't supposed to mix."

Tara and Mort remained silent for a while. A lot had happened just now, after all.

"You wanted to kill her by making her choke on a cookie?" Tara finally spoke.

Mort sighed. "As opposed to gas? Garbage disposal? Ceiling fan? Exploding Expresso machine? How many times do I have to tell you young people to keep things simple?"

"I was fooling myself," Tara shook her head.

"We still have a bit of a problem."

"I know."

Tara and Mort fell silent for a moment.

"There might be something I can do about it, though. Give me a few minutes... I know what you're going to say, Tara, and I am not going to end Willow's life when you're not looking. The deadline is past now anyway."

---

"Well, it seems we've reached a bit of an impasse," Mort said, sipping his mocha in the Espresso Pump. Earlier, he had Tara take off her cloak, run into the Espresso Pump to buy two cups, run back to the alley, shifting into ethereal form and running back inside where Mort was waiting for her, leaving Tara to wonder why Mort simply wouldn't take off his hood every once in a while.

"You won't let me harvest ms. Rosenberg's soul, yet the Head Office demands that I bring one in. How do you suggest we solve this, hm?" Mort nodded.

"I've got a s-soul here," Tara said and fished the container with the mugger's soul out of her cloak.

"Yes," Mort said. "That's what I was thinking too. They want a soul, they'll get a soul."

"Won't they k-know?" Tara asked. "I mean..."

"Please," Mort said simply. "Those bureaucrats don't know how to find a hole in the ground even if they'd tumble into it. I chose your assignment, so nobody knows about ms. Rosenberg's case except me. I will write-up a new report, and a new file for Ernie McKraken..."

"Sorry?" Tara asked.

"Ernie McKraken. That's the name of the man you killed."

Again, Tara felt the guilt constrict around her heart. She never realized until now that the man who had tried to kill Willow actually had a name. And probably family, loved ones...

"I know how you feel," Mort said softly.

Is he reading my mind? Can he even read my mind?

"I'm just one of the biggest Blues Brothers fans there is," Mort sighed. "I was heartbroken when the Head Office made me harvest John Belushi."

"Anyway," he continued. "It shouldn't be too hard to convince the clerks that your assignment was to end Ernie's life instead of ms. Rosenberg's. I'll call in a couple of favors at the Head Office to get have taken off the death-list and have them write it off as a clerical error. Happens all the time."

Tara felt a relief that was beyond description. That would save Willow from the Head Office. That left only... "The Powers..."

"Ah," Mort said, fished a file-folder from his cloak and lay it on the table. Tara examined it briefly. It was sealed, had a red border and the words 'Classified. Top level authorization. Eyes only' stamped on the back. "We are not supposed to have these, but the Head Office has an obsessive compulsive desire for having everything in writing. It actually happens quite often that a Harvester misses his or her deadline. More often than the Head Office would care to admit. If that happens, we need to know the reason the Powers-That-Be wanted a person dead, so we can... work toward this after the fact."

"Isn't this sorta... illegal?" Tara replied. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. All her life she'd been taught the Head Office was the epitome of efficiency. Certainly Mort had told her negative stories about the Head Office, but until now, she'd always thought he'd been exaggerating. Surely things couldn't be so messy that just anybody could walk in and take a peek at things they weren't supposed to take a peek at..

"It's completely illegal, unethical and breaks just about any rule that the Powers-That-Be laid out for us," Mort snorted. "Also, it's the Head Office's own fault for leaving these folders lying about for everyone take a peek at. Apparently they couldn't spare a budget for locks on their file cabinets, but they can afford a luxury solarium on the top floor. More than one Harvester has taken a look at these files when they've taken too long."

"But... the 99.8% proficiency rating?" Tara blinked.

Mort fell silent. Remained still as a statue for a while, and then... "HAH!" he exclaimed so loud that it startled Tara. "I thought young people are supposed to rebel and question everything... yet every single one of you slings the bullcrap that the Head Office shovels for you. Seriously, Tara, 99.8%? We'd be lucky to get up to 75% on a good day."

Tara nodded briefly and looked at the folder. "Maybe... the Powers knew this was going to happen. Maybe they knew you'd pick that folder and that I couldn't go through with it. And that I'd fix whatever they wanted to be fixed, no matter if Willow were to die or not. I mean," Tara continued. "Why else would Willow's life be endangered three times yesterday, if the deadline for her Death was set today? That must be it. The Powers knew all along what was going to happen."

Mort fell silent again. "HAH!" he exclaimed, even louder than before. "Ah, the naivete of youth. The Powers simply aren't smart enough for that, kid," he snorted. "You'll find that out as you'll get older. Seriously, what you just said only happens in bad fantasy novels. It was pure coincidence. The Powers don't 'see' everything, thank Death."

"Oh," was all that Tara could reply to that, having her belief-system shaken again. But, truth be told, it had happened to her so many times this week this really didn't matter all that much anymore. But there was simply one thing she had to ask : "Why are you doing this for me, Mort?"

"Because you're the only apprentice I've ever had that never made fun of my name behind my back." Mort simply stated. "Now. Take a look at this folder. It only tells us the reason... not the reasoning," Mort said and slid the folder to Tara. She took the folder and opened it. In it, she found all the information she had already been given earlier, with the same cute picture attached to it. But there was another page in this file, listing the deadline of assignment and reason for being targeted, which Tara read.

Tara felt her blood run cold. "They..." she almost snarled. "They want her dead for... this?!"

"Yes," Mort said simply. "Believe me or not, I've read reasons that are even more mundane than this one. Granted, like I said, we don't know the reasoning behind the reason. You could be saving countless of lives by sacrificing one."

"This... this is so s-s-s-stupid!" Tara almost shouted. "W-why? Why does Willow h-has to die because she..."

"Why do the Powers-That-Be do anything?" Mort interrupted. "They just give the orders and we carry them out. That's the order of things."

"I don't believe this," Tara shook her head again.

"Believe it," Mort said and took the file back. "I'll return this. And remember what I said : don't get involved with this girl! A Reaper and a mortal in a relationship? That's asking for trouble. It'll only end in sorrow, mark my words!"

---

Buffy kept her eyes on the road as she drove her mothers over-sized black SUV. She had her seat raised as far as she could while still keeping her feet to the pedals, and still she was just barely looking over the dashboard. Fortunately for Xander and Willow's state of mind, the dessert road was completely empty.

"So far so good, Buff," Xander smirked, riding shotgun next to Buffy. "You haven't hit a single deer yet."

Buffy shot Xander a dirty look. "For the last time, Xander, it wasn't my fault! I didn't hit that deer, that deer hit me."

"Cheer up, Buff," Willow said from the backseat while snacking on the last bit of a chocolate bar she had packed for the trip. "At least we had a great dinner at the campfire that weekend."

Xander smirked as he watched across the desert. "Don't worry, Buff. We still have to drive 40 miles before we even see the forest. You still have plenty of time to trash the car before then."

It was not a surprise that Xander was then on the receiving end of a playful slug to the arm. Unfortunately, Buffy had to take one hand off the wheel to do that, causing her to lose control of the car for a moment. The oversized SUV swerved over the road and shook violently when two wheels ground the dirt next to the asphalt. Willow, properly strapped in with seatbelts, let out a small cry when she shot to the side, causing her empty candy-wrapper to fly out of the open window. Eventually, Buffy got the car under control again.

"Okay," Xander gulped, trying to regain his composure. "Sorta spare underpants time now, Buffy."

"Guys," Willow said. "My candy-wrapper blew out the window. Could we stop? It's not bio-degradable plastic and that's bad for the environment."

"I don't think we'll ever find it again, Will," Buffy said and made a move to look over her shoulder into the desert. "Besides, I can't park anywhere here."

"You can't park anywhere period, Buffy," Willow smirked.

"Buff, eyes on the road!" Xander spoke in near-panic. "Will? Please tell me you're planning on getting your driver's license soon. Buff just took another year off my life."

While the car, with the bickering friends in it, was driving along, Tara phased into reality and watched it drive off into the sunset. The candy-wrapper Willow had let blow out of the window lay at her feet.

The candy-wrapper would blow across the desert in the wind for a while, until a gopher would finally decide to use it for nesting material. There it would lie for hundreds of years, long after the gopher's nest collapsed. Several thousands of years later, after the Earth's ecological collapse had made life impossible, an earth-quake would bring it back to the surface. The plastic candy-wrapper would be blown across the Earth-surface, carried by the 400 mph storms for several months until it would finally land near an off-world expedition.

Ever since humanity had fled their dying planet, they had established many off-world colonies. A small group of archeology students would return to the dead husk that used to be Earth on a training dig, sheltered from the violent storms by their mobile base camp. When the eye of the storm would be over the camp, the students would go out. One of them would find the remains of the candy-wrapper, a small torn piece of plastic covered with barely identifiable symbols.

The professor would bring it back to Alcone Borealis, one of the smaller Earth colonies. At the local university, fierce debates would ensue about the significance of this find, and the meaning and purpose of this mysterious artifact. The fierceness of these debates would leak into the general population, fueling the flames. Soon enough, old grudges and forgotten arguments would mix with the discussions, rekindling old fears and grudges. Escalation would be swift, and, in the end, war would break out between several groups... and two days after the war would start, Alcone Borealis would become the graveyard of its entire population of 25 million.

Fleets sent by the other colonies would investigate, and would find no apparent cause for this war. Hard-liners in several of the sovereign colonies would see this tragedy as an opportunity to adopt a more totalitarian rule and grab power in three of the most powerful colony worlds. Other, smaller worlds, would band together to oppose them, so that the situation would become ever more threatening. Finally, the new allied totalitarian colonies would throw a match into the powder keg when they invade a smaller colony to gain a strategic advantage.

The fires of war would burn across no less than 25 of the 31 colony worlds, would last 55 years and cost the lives of over 80 billion people, seeing the totalitarian colonies as the victors and throwing humanity into an oppressive, dystopian regime for the next 30 generations. And all because Willow let a candy-wrapper blow out the window.

Or at least that would all have happened if Tara hadn't grabbed the candy-wrapper and stuffed it in her pocket. Tara didn't know what tragedies she had averted by this simple act, she only knew that the Powers-That-Be had wanted her Willow dead because of something as trivial as letting a candy-wrapper blow out the window.

I can't believe I actually wanted to be a Harvester, Tara gritted her teeth. This is the work I'd be doing? Killing people for letting candy-wrappers out of the window? What's next? Slaughtering children for finger-painting on the wrong piece of paper? Is that a 'noble duty to Fate' all the Harvesters rave about? I'm going back to being a Collector, no matter what my father thinks. At least that's honorable work.

But then, she felt just how exhausted she was. She'd been up all day yesterday, watched Willow all night and went through a very emotionally demanding day. Now that she was sure that Willow was safe, she almost collapsed on the spot. Not there's only one thing she wanted.

Sleep.

Okay. Two things.

Sleep and dreaming of Willow.


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Fame! I'm gonna live forever,

Yeah, right... Tara snickered at the song piping out of the speaker, apparently tuned into a golden oldies station.

I'm gonna learn how to fly, high!

Well, if you're trying to fly, you certainly aren't going to live long...

Tara was in a good mood. She sat in a booth at the Espresso Pump, reflecting just how much her life had changed in the past week. Despite her failure, Mort had given her a very favorable review and she was actually given the opportunity to choose between no less than three re-assignments : Reykjavik, Dallas or... The outlying communities of Los Angeles. Tara more than suspected Mort had a hand in placing her name on the list of potential candidates for the last position.

It turned out that the Collectors in Los Angeles were short on staff to be able to 'service' Los Angeles and the nearby outlying towns. So they had requested a separate post to be created to alleviate their workload. Tara had jumped at this opportunity, despite warnings from the Head Office that it would be a lonely position for her.

Tara smiled to herself. She was no stranger to loneliness.

Yesterday, she had been given a new cloak. A new, fluffy cloak that fit her as if it had been made for her. It was pitch-black, darker even than her old robe, and there were yellow runes embroidered in the edge of the hood, signifying her rank as Collector Senior of this region.

Of course, she was the only Collector in this region, but still... of the one Collector in this region, she was master and commander. She considered giving herself orders, but decided that that would probably be a bit... quirky.

A big smile crossed her features. She had her own post, her very own post. Donny doesn't have his own post. Goddess, he's going to be soooo jealous! Tara decided she'd rub his nose in it at every opportunity she'd get.

She also loved her new scythe. A sleek and sporty Mortis 5000X, newest model with a long, narrow blade. She could still smell the spell-components used to charm it. It was made from strong and light fiberglass and truly felt like an extension of her arm whenever she wielded it.

The Head Office had rented a nice apartment for her and she had moved in two days ago. Unfortunately, a clerical error on the Head Office's part had mixed her up with another Collector called Tara McRae and had accidentally shipped her furniture to the wrong place. Tara sighed again, knowing that all her belongings were now stored in the post-office of a small rural town near Aberdeen. Not only that, but she'd also been getting all of Tara McRae's mail the past few days.

Finally, after a lot of phonecalls, she had indeed been able to convince the Head Office that her name was Tara Maclay... It brought her some measure of relief, even if she would have to sleep on the floor for at least another week until her furniture could be shipped back. Still, she hadn't been called to collect a soul yet, so she could spend some free time getting acclimatized. Sunnydale certainly had less air pollution than LA. And, as an added perk, there was a certain red-head living in Sunnydale.

She'd been wracking her brain trying to think of different scenarios to approach her. What would be the best way? Bumping into her? Hanging around campus? What will I say? What can I say? She'd spend nights and days trying to think up as many scenarios and opening lines as she could, but she still had no idea how to approach her Willow. No, not mine... not yet, at least... Ah, this is silly, Tara sighed.

Tara sipped her coffee and stood up to get a refill. Suddenly, someone bumped into her, almost knocking her over. A book fell to the ground at her feet and Tara felt her heart skip a beat when she saw the title: 'The Wonderful World Of Linux'..

Holy goddess, you're Willow! Tara gulped. She tried to draw on the many stategies she had considered during the past few days... all the carefully weighed tactics and openings... and at the moment all she could think to say was 'Ummmmmmm...'.

Damn that Murphy and his stupid law! Don't panic, Tara. Don't panic! I said DON'T PANIC, MACLAY!

She slowly looked up. And there she was. Willow. Wearing a yellow fluffy sweater, a pair of light red dungarees and a small purple bonnet, she looked like a color-coordinator's worst nightmare. But to Tara, she simply looked irresistibly cute.

Being closer to the book, Tara scooped it up.

"Gosh, I'm really sorry," Willow babbled. "Always with my nose in the books, that's me. I mean, the entire world might explode, but I'd never notice if I was reading. Which is probably a good thing, because of all the fire and explosions and the dying in the cold vacuum of space and all that. Uh, sorry, I didn't see you. Uh, not because you're easy to miss, cause you're not. Easy to miss, I mean, not easy. Just gorg... uhm... Oh, I'm Willow, by the way."

"T-tara," Tara said, being slightly nervous. No, mortified was the right word. Slightly mortified. No, not slightly. Just mortified.

"Pleased to meet you, Tara," Willow said. Tara handed Willow's book to her. The two touched hands ever so briefly, but even that briefest of contact was electrifying. Willow frowned briefly. "Say, um, do I know you? Cause... it feels like I know you," Willow suddenly looked stricken. "Uh, I didn't mean that as a quick pick-up line. I just meant to say I feel like I know you. I mean, I don't even know if you are..." Willow caught herself. "And even if I did and you were, I'd never use a line that's so lame and... I just talk way too much, don't I?"

Tara was amazed by the sheer torrent of words that came from Willow's mouth... Goddess, two babbles for the price of one... Oh, I could listen to her all day long... "It's okay," Tara smiled.

The red-haired girl smiled and extended her hand. "Let's start over. Hi, I'm Willow."

"Tara," Tara smiled and took Willow's hand. The two locked eyes while Tara softly stroked the back of Willow's hand with her thumb. Both Willow and Tara lost track of time, their surroundings, everything. There were just the two of them, and the gentlest of soft touches.

Willow was the first to blink and look away. "Well," Willow pouted for a moment, after having looked around the shop. "Looks like my friend Xander stood me up again."

Careful Maclay, don't mess this up... And breathe. Breathe, Tara, don't forget to breathe. It's bad PR if Death drops dead in the middle of a cafeteria.

Tara took a deep breath, and found the current song on the golden olden playlist to be rather fitting.

We can be like they are.

"W-would you like to join m-me? For c-coffee?"

Baby, take my hand.

"A-are you sure?" Willow asked. "'Cause, I wouldn't wanna impose."

We'll be able to fly.

Tara felt her heart pounding in her chest, "N-no. Of course n-not."

Don't fear the Reaper.

Willow offered Tara a genuine smile. "Okay, I will."

Tara had never felt happier in her entire life than at this very moment. "Please," she smiled. "Please, sit down."

Don't fear the Reaper.

As Tara listened to the sound of Willow's voice during their breakfast, she smiled warmly at the young woman who still had her whole life ahead of her. Tara just hoped and dreamed that Willow would spend it with her.

Not ending Willow's life had been the best decision in her life.
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The end of part 1.

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Though this part of the story is now over, I've got plenty of ideas left I haven't been able to use yet. The story will continue under the same name, and will chronicle Tara's struggles to build a stable relationship with Willow while trying to keep her not-so-usual profession a secret from her and her friends. :) I promised :wtkiss and it'll be coming very soon. :D
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby grimlock72 » Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:45 pm

Edit, this supoosed to be above the previous post really, of to read the update now :)

Poor Tara is so alone with all her doubts and troubles. :cry

Even though her and Faith are friends that looks to be fairly superficial, she has no one to really confide in. Reads like a she has a lonesome life :cry.

As for wanting acceptance from her father, sooner or later she will realise that the price for that is simply to high. She can't be like Donnie, that's just the way she is. It's her father's error not to love Tara for who she is, not the other way around.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:49 pm

grimlock72 wrote:Edit, this supoosed to be above the previous post really, of to read the update now


Argh, I've really been struggling with this update. I posted it once, it doesn't show up. I posted it twice, it doesn't show up for a second time. I try to split it up and nothing is posted yet again. I post a teeny apology saying I'll try again tomorrow and everything shows up all at once.

Poor Tara is so alone with all her doubts and troubles.

Even though her and Faith are friends that looks to be fairly superficial, she has no one to really confide in. Reads like a she has a lonesome life .


Tara and Faith really are good friends, but Faith would never understand what Tara's struggling with, so you're right in saying she's alone with her troubles. Faith'd try to comfort her, of course, but that'd be all she could do.

As for wanting acceptance from her father, sooner or later she will realise that the price for that is simply to high. She can't be like Donnie, that's just the way she is. It's her father's error not to love Tara for who she is, not the other way around.


And that's something Tara's father has got to learn. An idea for a later chapter.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Boschi » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:28 pm

:clap

Looking forward to more - great stuff.

Although it has already been said, and was a couple of updates ago:

I love the Basque separatist mosquitos and the nice, fluffy cloak.

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby grimlock72 » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:30 pm

Useful_Oxymoron wrote:Argh, I've really been struggling with this update. I posted it once, it doesn't show up. I posted it twice, it doesn't show up for a second time. I try to split it up and nothing is posted yet again. I post a teeny apology saying I'll try again tomorrow and everything shows up all at once.


Next time try posting a tiny seperate post after a problem post (same thread). After posting that you'll see the other posts you made too sometimes and you can delete the tiny message. Not entirely sure WHY but sometimes a small message sort of kicks the thread back into action

On to the feedback for this last LONG chapter... it surprised me quite a couple of times actually. Which is nice and rather unusual I had been wondering how Tara would ever get out of her current situation of course, but hadn't found a suitable solution yet.

The notion that someone could live after a certain deadline has expired was interesting. I like that Mort is going to tell Tara's dad about the situation, maybe indeed he WILL listen better... someone needs to set that man straight.

Speaking of which... Tara doesn't seem very surprised she loves a woman. I know we saw that Willow had determined that for herself early on, with not-so-good results... which might also hamper future attempts.

At first I thought Mort had set Tara up with a assignment he had simply thought up himself. To test her so to speak. Didn't occur to me that he was actually going to do the killing himself then, silly me. I like his reasoning though, as well as his conclusion "Your father is a fool." . Mort should give Tara's dad a proper talking too, someone has to.

The Candy Wars is a funny reason spinning way out of control from a single wrapper indeed. Indirectly Buffy's driving does kill then . Tara as single (more way than one, heh) and thus Senior Collector, fun. Her base of operations no doubt was somewhat helped by Mort. Good Collectors are as much needed as Harvesters I think and Tara will be a good one.

From the Candy Wars onwards it's pretty much all hilarious to read . Thank goodness Tara now has a nicely fitting (and fluffy of course) cloak with a neat new Scythe even Edited to add: Is there a difference between Harvester and Collector scythes ? I was wondering if Tara's new scyth could kill at all... maybe only as mercy-killing or such? Overthinking much, yes I know

Btw. I thought Willow was a fast reader or is that Linux book really that thick ??

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby WillowRulez » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:56 pm

See... i knew you would fulfill my expectations ;)
So a deer hit Buffy? Well, the car. Are you channeling Gilmore Girls? :-D
Thanks so much for not ending the story now!
The reason for Willow dying is really silly but I liked how you explained that candy wrapper scenario. Kinda butterfly effect-y.
Wearing a yellow fluffy sweater, a pair of light red dungarees and a small purple bonnet, she looked like a color-coordinator's worst nightmare.

Thanks for the visual ;) I am blind now :x
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby will » Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:28 pm

I love the update it was really good and funny.
Who would have thought that a candy-wrapper could cause all this. :lol
I'm looking foward to more,please update soon.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby AlysonGoddess » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:47 pm

hey omg this update was super and omg im so happy they finally met! that was the cutest thing ever! And i really like how u update ur stories frequently cuz whenever someone doesnt update for a long time i always get ansty and annoyed cuz i wanna find out whats gunna happen ya know but they just leave me hangin!! So thanks for the quick and super updates! This story is the shit!

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Miss Kitty Fantastico » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:11 pm

I'm so glad that Willow and Tara finally met!
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby taralicious » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:50 am

UO,
WOO and HOO for WIllow and Tara finally meeting.
Nice way to get through all of the expositional dialogue with Mort reassuring Tara that dire things wouldn't result of her decision that she was more of a Collector than a Harvester.
The possible timeline resulting from Willow dropping the candy-wrapper out the window reminded me of the sequence of events resulting from the Coco-Cola bottle being thrown from the airplane above the African Serengeti in "The Gods Must Be Crazy."
Tara has found strength she never knew she had by tapping into her love for Willow and much in the same way she was willing to put Willow's life before her own as she challenged Mort to save Willow's life.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby viximon » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:20 am

:blush Wonderful! AWSOME!!
THe wait pay well, because this last chap was pretty long and intense and lovable.

GO GO GO Tara to the rescue! :bounce
Willow had a close call though, what a way to die Mort gave her. :|
Xander and Buffy were so good too.

AWWWW :x Tara's on the open now searching for her love. It was so them to meet that way :lol crashing on each other.It's destiny. Ha haha, funny thing Willow was reading that book, really. I'm sure that damned book is cursed or something, it leads to Death (in more than a way)

I can't wait to read the second part, with the redhead falling (that's for sure) for the quite blonde. And the problems it will give our girls and her friends and such.

Keep that fic going Oxy pleaaaaaaaase. I love all of it.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby tarebear » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:15 am

:clap :clap :clap

OMG! that was just wonderful! i really had fun reading it... it just had all the elements of a fun story and quite refreshing to read especially after a hard day's work (which happens to be all the time for me these days!)... i absolutely loved it!

thanks for letting us know you have plans on continuing tara's adventure -- now willow and tara's adventure. :party :party

can't wait for more!

see yah back soon with the next part!

again, bravo! :clap :clap :clap
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby caz » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:05 pm

:applause Excellent! Our girl's finally got to meet.

I can't believe that 'The Powers That Be' would kill someone for dropping litter. They should come to England and sort out some of the litterbugs here!

Mort was a lot more understanding than I thought he'd be and Faith really is a true friend.

I can't wait to read the continuation of this tale. :bounce

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby spells42 » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:03 pm

Well, I'm glad things worked out so well for Tara in her job. There's nothing like that sense of relief and wonder when you realise that job wasn't right for you, as she did. And now, the perfect opportunity to get to know Willow has dropped right in her lap.

The sleek new 5000x (?) scythe (shades of Harry Potter's broom?), Mort's wangling LA's satellite towns as her district, and the candy bar wrapper war had me LOL, as did ..
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Darth Pacula » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:57 am

G'day, UO.

First off ...
I couldn't resist adding in the Koala Bears. I've read these bears aren't as cute as they seem. In fact, your entire collection of wildlife down under is almost without exception vicious, dangerous or lethal... or all three rolled into one.

Damn skippy, mate! If there's one thing we Aussies can do well, it's breed animals that can kill us. My parents have this book, 'Australia's Deadliest Creatures'; is it any suprise that it's a bloody thick book?

Now, on to something of a more feedbacky nature. It was a nice twist having Mort basically set Tara up to fail, in an effort to make her realise that she was intrinsically better set up to a Collector as opposed to a Harvester.

You mixed references to three different fandoms in as many paragraphs? Lurch from the Addams Family, Professor Snape from Harry Potter, and a reference to dropping out of warp to wrap up the hat-trick. Nicely done!

Again, you skillfully work in little references to the series in inconspicuous ways, what with the reference that Dawn might play with Willow's laptop, the animal crackers and Buffy the mosquito magnet. :lol I love it when fic writers do that, the subtler the better.

Way to go, Tara! Taking on Mort physically took a lot of guts, but then again, with Willow's life at stake, how could she do anything else. Of course, it didn't work too well. Still, grabbing Mort's scythe and forcing him to choose between letting Willow live, or killing them both was a stroke of genius. Risky, true, but still genius.

The little back and forth between Tara and Mort as to whether or not it was selfish to keep Willow from Elysia was interesting. It seemed to me to have ties back to the whole yanking Buffy out of Heaven bit from season 6.

Darwin Awards! :applause :lol

I see your version of the scoobies, even if they aren't scoobies per say, still retain their sense of morbid humor as a way of dealing with near death situations. Nicely done. Oh, and the Wizard of Oz reference? :lol Poor Xander.

I liked the way you had Mort protect Tara from fallout regarding her ... break with protocol. Using a bureaucracy's own red tape against it always appeals to moi.

Then we have the reason. Holy crap on a crutch! That's some twisted reasoning; very Butterfly Effect/Gods Must be Crazy. Okay, so stopping an interstellar war is of the good, that's a given. But offing Willow, when all they needed to do was what Tara ended up doing herself, seems a tad impractical. Idiotic bureaucrats. :lol

Tara's new life sounds much more promising, even if all her stuff has ended up in Scotland. :lol And their first actual meeting was so cute. I'd go into more detail, but time's running short here, so I'd better wrap this up.

Great update, and I'm stoked to hear you're going to continue. Bring it on, I say!

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Artemis » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:24 am

Woo, what an opening instalment of a hopefully long and prosperous series! Really, this had everything a 'pilot episode' should - all the players were introduced, the quirks of their world laid out, and the stakes were placed as high as they get, Willow's life. Yay for Tara taking a stand against Mort, and by proxy the Powers That Be - and I liked that she didn't take him down scythe vs scythe (no surprise Mort won that), but rather won by making it a test of convictions. She was willing to die for what she believed in, Mort wasn't willing to kill her for what he believed in (and only tenuously believed in, as it turns out). Go Tara :bow

Mort's a curious character - I wonder what's under his hood, literally and figuratively. On the one hand, he's obviously quite entrenched in the Harvester way of life, and does his duty without delay even when he can see the waste of potential life in it. But on the flip side, once Tara took a stand he couldn't ignore, he not only let her save Willow, but helped her get away with it.

And while I can see the good in preventing a galactic war, it's pretty obvious that the bureaucracy is malfunctioning when it can't come up with Tara's solution to the wrapper problem, and instead just throws out a death warrant at it. (Incidentally, I'm putting the almost-armageddon at Buffy's feet - but for her, Willow would have gone back and got the wrapper, after all.)

I really like how you portrayed Faith, by the way - she obviously believes strongly in herself as a Harvester, and has few qualms about doing her job, but she has no problem accepting that it's not the life for Tara, and supporting her. I hope there'll be plenty of visits from Faith in the continuation of this story, though hopefully not in a professional capacity, obviously :blush
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Emms » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:59 am

Wow, it looks like I've missed a few updates ( how did I manage to do that?) :ashamed Anyway...I'll be back later with some muchly thought-out feedback :-D

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby watty » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:34 am

I was trying to find an appropriate saying and the best I could google was this Chinese proverb:
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

I remember another one about levelling a whole mountain just so you could kill a fly. Because that's what the bureaucrats who work in that great whatever TPTB Ministry in the sky just did. Or was it the general who ordered a whole village torched so they could kill a rat. Or something like that.

Ack, enough analogies. As I read this long chapter I couldn't help thinking it's a bit too deus ex machina like. Tara is all torn between wanting to succeed in her job and her feelings for Willow. As if by magic Mort appears and tells her that he planned it all, that he picked Willow as Tara's first assignment so that she could fail? And by failing, she could find out the truth about herself, that she wasn't meant to be a Harvester? Isn't that, um, risky? What if she suddenly grew a pair and went ahead and killed Willow. Wouldn't that have royally screwed up his screwed up plan? And look! they have another soul that conveniently fell into their laps, so they could just get the paperwork done and close the assignment. It's too clever.

I know Tara was in shock after hearing this, but the first question she should have asked was about Willow. I was surprised she didn't think of what will happen to the assignment until after Mort left. An impassioned reaction when she confronted Mort. I'm surprised at her ferocity, but secretly pleased at how she stepped in to protect Willow. Especially in the face of her upbringing, training, and that she and Willow hadn't met yet.

I really liked the almost epilogue feel as she and Mort watched the Scoobies drive away. Reminds me of the Bogie and Claude Rains scene at the end of Casablanca. Mort's reaction annoyed me a little -- did he set this scenario up too, knowing the deadline for harvesting Willow's soul had gone? But who cares? Willow's off the hook now.

The candy war. :lmao Excellent application of the butterfly effect. Strictly speaking, Willow did offer to retrieve the wrapper, only Buffy said that they couldn't stop the car. So in the scheme of things, does Buffy get blamed too? :P

Anyway what a great set up for the next part of the story. I'm impressed with your way of telling the story, of layering the components, then bringing them all neatly together with a twist. [** geez watty, neatly with a twist is an oxymoron.**] Looking forward to more.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby grimlock72 » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:02 pm

What if she suddenly grew a pair and went ahead and killed Willow. Wouldn't that have royally screwed up his screwed up plan?


Nah... than he would have managed to make a Harvester from a most unlikely candidate :). Remember, the order to 'harvest' Willow was actually given from TPTB/HQ or whatever, Mort didn't invent that part. He just choose a difficult assignment as Tara's first to test her.

The deus-ex feeling is likely caused a bit by all the solutions to all problems being in one HUGE final chapter. Bit more of hinting at Mort's scheming would have been nice yeah. Then again I figured any good mentor would pick up on Tara not being Harvester material :P

I wonder if Sunnydale has the high death-rate it had on TV. If so, Tara will be much to busy to pay Willow much attention :lol.

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Miss Kitty Fantastico » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:17 am

I wonder if Sunnydale has the high death-rate it had on TV. If so, Tara will be much to busy to pay Willow much attention


I hope not because after all that our girls deserve a little them time.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:08 am

Heya, I wanted to thank you all for your support and kind words during the posting of the first part of this story. Before we head on into the next part, I wanted to leave replies. :D

Boshi Thanks! I'm glad you liked the story. More is on the way. :)

Grimlock Thanks. Posting can be weird sometimes. ;) And yeah, this chapter is pretty long, mostly because I found no way to split it up. Originally, it was even longer, and I had to trim out a lot of exposition.

Well, Tara always seemed to be certain of her sexuality on show, so I set it up that this Tara knows this about herself already. :) Willow found out about her sexuality earlier than she did on the show. But, yes, there are some issues to deal with. :)

Something tells me Tara will be enjoying her new life in Sunnydale. ;) Your question about scythes : There's no real difference between Collector and Harvester scythes. The blades of Collector scythes cannot be used to kill unless the person in question is already dying (think of it as a form of euthanesia to prevent pain and suffering). The blade of a Harvester scythe can kill in every situation. Both scythes can manipulate their surroundings and kill indirectly. IE it doesn't matter which scythe screws up an engine and blows up a plane. Both scythes can do that.

And I admit that the book is used as a device for Tara to quickly recognize who's actually standing in front of her without even looking. ;)

Willowrulez - Thanks. Uh, Gilmore Girls? Is that that show where the ladies talk really fast? I've heard of it, but I've never watched it. Heh, I sorta lifted that deer joke from the scene in The Ring 2 where the deer attack the car. :) My pleasure for the visual. :) Admit it, she'd look cute in it. :D

Will - Hey, Will. :) Glad you liked the update. More is on the way. :)

AlysonGoddess - I'm relatively fast in updating. :) Glad you enjoyed the cuteness factor.

Miss Kitty Fantastico - Thanks. And, don't worry, they'll have plenty of 'them'-time.

Taralicious - Thanks! I was going for the 'Butterfly-effect/Gods must be crazy' like feel. I fear there might have been a bit too much exposition, though. I trimmed a lot of it out, but I still fear it was too much of an infodump. Tara had, as they say, an awakening. :)

Viximon - Thank you! Well, it just proves that Mort's somewhat more efficient than Tara. :) He found a way to end Willow's life within minutes of taking the case. :D Oh, yes... first there'll be sweetness and joy... problems come later. And there most definitely will be problems. :) But first, a certain red-head has fallen for a certain blonde. :D Update soon! :D

Tarebear - Thanks, I'm happy you had fun reading. :) Anything I can do to alleviate the rigors of a hard day's work. :) The adventure will continue in a minute.

Caz - It's the ultimate burocracy, as Watson put it. And the TPTB should send some harvesters to Holland, they'd empty half the country for littering. :D Faith is someone Tara can rely on... and she's going to have to very soon. ;) More story on the way!

spells42 - Oh, I know that feeling very well, let me tell you. It's as if a tonne's worth of burden falls off your shoulders all at once. And, yeah, that's where scythe-joke came from. :) But I still maintain that Mortis 5000 sounds a lot cooler than Nimbus 2000. ;) More soon!

Darth Pacula - Hey, Dartho! :) I was talking to an australian friend of mine who wants to come over this summer, and she was talking how her kitty ran into the crawlspace with 'all the poisonous spiders'. And I just went like 'poisonous spiders'? I am so not sleeping over at her house when I visit down under. :)

Mort's not stupid, he could see through Tara almost immediately, so he, like you said, basically said her up to fail. As for the references, I love putting those in. They make perfect comedy material and add recognisability.

@Tara risking her life - She saw an opportunity and had to try it. I think, deep down, Tara might have known Mort would not kill her. But it was a big risk. I figured life and afterlife are interwoven for these Reapers, especially since they are essentially the threshold from one world to the next. Mort sees Willow's passing as a natural progression (he has to see things that way for his job to make any sense at all.). And being that Willow is a good girl, she'd be rewarded with eternal happiness in heaven. At that moment, Mort saw Tara as selfish for keeping Willow away from that and considered it, perhaps, as deviant behaviour. After Tara showed Mort she was really serious and convinced of her right in this matter, he pulled back.

Red tape - Oh, don't start. :D More on that next part. :)

Well, Willow and Tara have met. More on that later. :) Thanks again!

Artemis - Thank you! Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tara wouldn't have been able to take Mort down in a scythe to scythe battle. Very astute observation, btw. Yeah, Tara was willing to die for her belief (and Willow) and Mort wasn't willing to kill Tara for that. In many incarnations, Tara's a long stronger character than she gives herself credit for.

Mort has a bit of a 'damned if you do, and damned if you don't' approach to his job. He knows his job is necessary, but he's not fanatical practisioner. He has a respect for people who go against their upbringing, as long as they don't do anything too outrageous. :)

Malfunctioning burocracy - More on that next part. ;) And don't worry about Faith. She'll be with this story until the end. ;)

Emms - No biggie, I'm glad you're here. I tend to write quickly when I'm really into a story and don't have much else on hands at the time. :)

Watson - I wanted the reasoning for Willow's death to be over the top and ridiculous, and yet make it seem like something that should really be avoided.

I think you're giving Mort too much credit. :) His original plan was to present Tara with a case that would be hard for her to do, but it was a very open-ended plan. He'd seen signs that Tara wasn't up to the task to Harvesting and suspected it wouldn't be her line of work. He'd set her up to fail, like Paul said. Now, if Tara had 'grown a pair' and killed Willow, nothing wrong. He'd have congratulated Tara, formally graduate her and would have recommended her for a good post. If she'd fail, it was his plan to carry out the mission himself. Willow would still have to die, wether Tara ended her life or Mort did.

Mort never expected Tara to defend Willow, or attack him, or even that she'd have fallen in love with Willow. That's why Mort asks her if she'd gone Rogue (there was more of that in the original unedited chapter, but I cut that out to trim on exposition). He wasn't secretly pleased that she was defending Willow, he was furious. :) But, like Artemis said, Tara impressed him, convinced him otherwise, and the both of them thought up a scenario that would make them all happy. Mort's good at thinking on his feet, a harvester has to be. :D It was not something he thought up in advance.

You know, I've never given it much thought, but Buffy's actually more guilty than Willow was. :) Sure, Willow let it blow out the window, but she wanted to stop and get it. Buffy wouldn't let her. Hmmm. ;)

I'm glad you liked the story. There'll be more in a few seconds. :D

grimlock, again - Thanks for jumping in. Yeah, this chapter was pretty big, and I really couldn't find a proper spot to break it into two parts. There was actually a lot more exposition in the unedited version, but trimmed out a lot before posting to make it all flow better and fell less info-dumpy.

I guess I could have left more hints about Mort's reasoning, but, OTOH, that would ruin the surprise twist a little. It was a choice I made... perhaps not the right one, though. And without Vampires, life expentancies in Sunnydale are a lot higher, surprisingly. :lol
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:20 am

Heya! We're starting off the second series in this storyline. We're skipping a few months again. I promised :wtkiss and :wtkiss you shall get. :)

Title - Don't fear the Reaper.

Chapter 7 : Living the good life.

Author name - Useful_Oxymoron

Email Address - Viernadevir@hotmail.com

Rating - PG-13. Just to be on the safe side. Humor about death isn't everybody's cup of tea either. Contains some violent imagery.

Disclaimer - Well, I don't own Willow or Tara. If I did, I wouldn't have made certain... questionable decisions in the latter seasons. In any case, Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy own these characters and I don't intend to make any money off them.

Feedback- Is cool. It's always nice to know somebody liked the crap I write.

Summary- Now that Willow and Tara have met, Tara must hide her not-so-usual profession from Willow and her friends, while, at the same time, working to build a stable and loving relationship with the lovely Willow.

Notes- Influences for this story: The wonderful film The Frighteners (which everybody should see), lightly Dead Like Me, Terry Pratchett and the Blue Oyster Cult.

Italics are thoughts.

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Don't fear the Reaper.
Chapter 7 : Living the good life

Bliss...

Utter bliss...


Tara woke up and found it was still the middle of the night. It was slightly stormy outside, blowing across the windowpane. Listening to the howl of the wind made her happy that she was in her own apartment, in her own warm bed... holding her Willow.

Tara spooned Willow, and scooted closer to hold her even tighter. Willow mumbled happily for a moment, then fell silent again. Tara smiled to herself. So much had happened in the last three months. Her life as Collector Senior in her district was coming together nicely and her relationship with Willow was deepening by the day. The cheerful redhead had a way of dragging the shy Tara out into the open, so Willow's friends had become her friends. And The Bronze and the Espresso Pump had become frequent hang-outs.

This night, Tara had cooked Willow a nice meal before they went over to Buffy's house for Video night. Xander's massive DVD collection had provided the movies for the alien-themed night. They'd watched, in a row, Alien, Mars Attacks! and The Blob. Tara had found the latter movies silly and funny, but Alien had almost scared her out of her seat a couple of times. Luckily, curling up to Willow had been just the cure for that.

And after video night had ended, Willow had decided to sleep over at Tara's apartment. For the last month, there hadn't been a night they had slept alone. Tara'd stay over at Willow's apartment or vice versa.

"Mmmmm," Willow talked in her sleep. "Riding... the wheelie office chair down... steep hills..."

Tara smiled for a moment, reflecting what kind of interesting dreams her love must be having. Being in a naughty mood, Tara slipped her hand up Willow's pajama top and found her belly-button. She slowly let the tips of her fingers graze Willow's tender skin as she drew circles around. Willow smiled in her sleep and relaxed against Tara.

The young Reaper closed her eyes, getting ready to go to sleep again while holding Willow tightly.

Bzzzzt. Bzzzzt.

No! Tara groaned.

Bzzzzt. Bzzzzt.

Nooooo! Hoping against all hope, Tara thought that maybe it would go away.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

Tara sighed heavily. She knew that the next step her pager would take to get her to respond was to emit a loud beep, so she reached over to the nightstand with her free hand and squeezed it tightly, being somewhat disappointed that she didn't have nearly enough strength to crush it. She squinted at her pager in the dark... and could barely read that someone was dying in the ER of a nearby hospital. She was required to be there to Collect.

She sighed and slowly disentangled herself from Willow. The sleeping redhead let out a few mews in protest and finally let out a pouty, disappointed groan.

"Sorry, sweetie," Tara kissed Willow on the cheek briefly. "I'll be right back."

---

One of the disadvantages of being the only Collector in her district, was that she was basically on call 24 hours of every day in the week. And that is why she ended up huddling in her cloak and standing near the entrance of the ER in the hospital of another town, only wearing an extra-large nightshirt, boxers and the two pink fluffy bunny slippers.

A young doctor and several nurses were desperately trying to keep an older man alive. From the look of it, he had just had a massive heart-attack and Tara could sense his impending death. Or rather, it was screaming in her face. Oh, the doctors and nurses did their best, but the man would die within the next few minutes, that much was certain and unavoidable.

She shivered as she felt the cold hair rush across her exposed legs every time the sliding doors near her opened to let in another patient in need of care. Tara sighed wistfully , thinking of her nice warm bed... and a nice warm red-head with very, very soft skin lying in the aforementioned nice warm bed all alone.

Tara snapped to attention when an elongated beep sounded from the machine that the nurses had hooked up to the man's chest. Time to get to work...

"CLEAR!" shouted the doctor while he slid two pads together and pressed them on his chest. A jolt of electricity jumped through the man's body. Tara could sense the man's pain increase tenfold.

What's he doing? He's going to die. Nothing can stop it.

The young doctor prepared a long hypodermic needle. A few moments later, he rammed it unceremoniously into the man's chest, plunging a chemical compound directly into the dying man's heart.

That egotist, Tara narrowed her eyes. Doesn't he realize how much pain he's causing?

"It's not working," the doctor sighed. "Alright, we'll do a cardiac massage. Rib-spreader!" he called at the nurse. Immediately, the nurse took a large silvery, nasty looking clamp from the cart nearby, while another nurse got out something that looked like a small round saw.

No more pain. Time to put a stop to this charade, Tara said and clicked her scythe to the floor, causing the blade to spring into position. She swung it over her head with both hands and landed the blade into the man's body. Immediately, the machine let out its elongated beep for a second time, just before the nurse could apply the saw.

"NO!" cursed the doctor. "Alright, let's try..."

"Ben," said one of the nurses. "It's over."

Ben said nothing for a moment. "Dammit," he said again, kicking away a trashbin before sinking against the wall.

"Time of death 3:47."

Tara didn't hear them. She gently, very gently took the man's soul in both hands and reverently placed it in her container. After that, she took her scythe and left the doctors to their work. Willow was still all alone, after all.

---

After having teleported back home, Tara silently unlocked a drawer in her desk. Without waking Willow, she placed her soul container in the desk drawer and locked it again. Then, she walked over to her dresser, put her cloak into a small dufflebag and placed it into the back of the dresser, behind some old coats.

A luck would have it, Tara had discovered a loose floorboard in her new apartment, which had become the perfect hiding place. She lifted a corner of the rug underneath her coffee table in the living room and carefully lifted the board. With her free hand, she slid her scythe underneath the floor before replacing the board and the rug.

Eager to return to her bed and her Willow, Tara walked into the bedroom, hurried alongside the bed and slipped underneath the covers to again embrace Willow with all her worldly might.

"Eep," Willow exclaimed, still half asleep. "Cold... Cold Tara..."

"Warm me up, sweetie," Tara whispered in her ear, and fell into a blissful sleep almost immediately.

---

Tara woke up when she felt something moving frantically beside her. Opening her eyes, she groggily took in the sight of Willow struggling into a pair of pants almost immediately, hopping on one leg while trying to get her other leg into the jeans.

"Willow?"

"I'm late for class," Willow panted. "I'm late cause of Tara-snuggles. Again!"

"Sure, blame p-poor little me," Tara smirked and looked at the alarm clock: 8.28. Class would start in two minutes.

"Gotta run, baby," Willow said and gave the sleepy blonde a quick kiss on the lips.

"Willow," Tara called over while Willow was slinging her book-bag over her shoulder. "You're still wearing your pajama top."

Willow stopped dead in her tracks and looked herself over. "Oh," she stated dully and dove into her wardrobe. Exactly 5.67 seconds later, Willow emerged fully clothed. She took a bun from a plate in the kitchen, stuffed it in her mouth, waved goodbye to Tara and ran out the door.

Tara shook her head and decided against sleeping in for another hour. After a quick shower and breakfast, she sat down at her desk. Every friday, Tara brought her souls to the Head Office for processing. The only thing that was left for her to do was to fill out a form for each soul collected and slide those into the container. Tara had collected 21 souls this week, so she figured she'd need an hour or so. After filling out the forms, she signed and stamped each of them. Now, she only had to wait for Faith.

She decided to read for a while, until the doorbell rag. As soon as Tara opened the door, she found herself jumped by Buffy. With a yelp, Tara fell on her back on the floor, while Buffy pinned her to the ground. "Stop it, Buffy, stop it!" Tara giggled while Buffy licked her face on both cheeks, greeting her properly.

"Buffffyyyy," Tara continued giggling at the massive display of affection. Suddenly, Buffy raised her head and headed off to Tara's couch, jumped up and ended up lying on her side, lazying about.

"Good girl, Buffy," Faith grinned as she entered Tara's house. "Hey, T," she greeted. As usual, she headed straight for Tara's fridge after the greeting.

Buffy, Faith's huge beige and black muzzled mastiff, lay sprawled on her couch, lazying about like only a truly huge dog could. Buffy the mastiff was still very young, under a year. Buffy, then called Comet, had belonged to a single man whom Faith had Harvested almost three months ago. Faith had always wanted to own a dog, and showed a remarkable sense of responsibility by adopting her and renaming her Buffy. Still, it had taken Tara some effort to convince Faith that dogs couldn't live on beer and beef jerkey alone.

While Tara was petting Buffy, Faith came from the kitchen holding a freshly opened beerbottle.

"I still can't believe you called your dog after Willow's friend," Tara shook her head while giving the huge dog a belly-rub, avoiding Buffy's suddenly hyperactive paw.

Faith shrugged. "I just was inspired by her name, I didn't really name my dog after her. Besides, it's her mom's fault! What kind of mother gives her daughter a dog's name? That's just weird. Anyway, I stopped by to deliver your soul, T."

Tara smiled and took the container Faith handed her. As a Collector Senior, she could decide who'd be allowed to take the Harvester cases under her jurisdiction. Since Tara wasn't allowed (or even wanted to) Harvest herself, and was still very nervous that the truth about Willow would be discovered by someone from the Head Office, she always requested that Faith would handle any required Harvesting in her district.

There was only one problem with having Faith as a Harvester... "Faith," Tara started. "Please tell me you've done your p-paperwork?"

"Oh, yeah," Faith grinned, fished a form from her cloak and gave it to Tara, who examined it.

"Uhm, Faith?" Tara glowered at her friend. "This form isn't filled out. There's just a doodle of me on it. A doodle of me with horns and fangs. A doodle of me, saying 'Yak Yak Yak, do your paperwork, Faith, Nag Nag Nag'."

"Well..." there was a twinkle in Faith's eye.

"Oh, there's one category filled out... Cause of Death : Faith M. Lehane?" Tara crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow.

Faith challenged Tara's raised eyebrow with one of her own. "Well, any good artist signs her work," Faith said. "Do you realize how long it took me to get that old lady underneath that piano?"

Tara sighed. "Okay, I'll fill it all out." Cause of Death: crushed underneath a falling piano. Thank the goddess I'm not a Harvester anymore.

"Okay, T," Faith grinned. "You and Red! You gals done it yet? Spill it! Auntie Faith wants to hear all the filthy details!"

"Faith!" Tara huffed. "There's more to a r-relationship than s-s-s-sex, you know?"

"I'll take that as a 'no', then," Faith smirked. "Come on, it's been three months. Third date is long past."

"As if you've ever waited for the third date," Tara countered.

"Don't change the subject, T," Faith said. "Come on, you've been a non-practising lesbian for years. And now you've got a cute girl, so what are you waiting for? Get that whip crackin'!"

"I d-don't o-own a w-whip," Tara spoke nervously.

"Don't you want to dance the watutsi with Red? Don't you want to sink the titanic with your lovely Willow? Penning the Teller? Hiding the sausag... oh, wait, scratch that one. Tipping the velvet? Oh, I got it: WWW-ing computer science girl until you both dot com!"

The answer to those questions? Yes, yes, yes, no, yes, oh goddess YES! In that order, Tara thought, feeling her cheeks burn. "F-f-f-faith, I d-d-d-d-d..."

Faith held up her hand. "The blush and the stutters are telling enough," Faith winked. "My work here is done. Come on, Buffy!"

"Wuf," answered Buffy. The huge mastiff let herself drop from the couch and slantered back towards the door.

And in a second, Faith and Buffy were gone, leaving Tara standing with an abnormally high heartbeat and steeped in some very, very naughty thoughts.

Head Office, Head Office... get your mind off things, Tara...

---

The Head Office was a large office skyscraper that existed purely in ethereal space. Its location shifted every few months. Nobody really knew why this happened, but Tara suspected that the Powers had something to do with it. More likely, though, she gathered some Reaper relocators just did it every now or than to validate their own salaries.

Tara entered the huge lobby, decorated in the Grim Reaper motif. Behind the lobby stood a huge statue of how the mortals saw the Grim Reaper: a white skeleton wearing a billowing robe and brandishing a wicked looking scythe. Tara shook her head, it was all rather silly, especially considering all the cloaked people walking around in the building.

After showing her ID-card to the receptionist, she ascended the stairs to the second floor. Every friday, she'd deliver her souls before 11 o'clock at the Early Delivery window. Usually, she was there early, but Faith's antics had belated her.

To her dismay, she found the entire waiting room filled with other Reapers edging to deliver their souls. Tara sighed, took a number and a seat. She looked at the number. 42. She looked at the sign above the check-in window. 3.

She sighed and checked the magazines. Of course, the newest magazine was a six month old Enquirer. Instead, Tara picked up a paper... three weeks old... and went straight to the obituaries.

Time slowed to a crawl. Uneasy as Tara was in a crowd, she was not happy to be in a cramped waiting room with forty other Reapers. She buried herself in her newspaper to avoid them for the next hours.

'Ting'. The sign finally read 42. Tara breathed a sigh of relief and sped towards the window across the now empty room. But mere seconds before she arrived, the old lady behind the window pulled down the window and placed the sign 'closed' behind it. Tara's head whipped around to the clock near the entrance: 12 o'clock.

"But..." Tara started.

The old lady tapped the 'closed' sign.

"I only want to deliver my souls," Tara pleaded.

"Well, ye should have been here earlier, then," the clerk countered mercilessly. "You'll have to bring your Collected souls to the Midday Delivery window now. They're the ones who accept souls between 12 and 5 o'clock."

Tara's face fell. "But that all the w-w-way on the other s-s-side of the building. And I've b-been waiting long than an hour. Can't you just b-bend the rules a little?"

The lady tapped the 'closed' sign again.

"But..."

The lady tapped the 'closed' sign again, really vigorously this time.

Tara sighed and left the office. She walked through corridors, across office areas and workspaces until she arrived at the Midday Delivery window. Tara was relieved to find the room empty, allowing her to stroll right up to the clerk and present her souls.

"And what do you expect me to do with these?" the Reaper behind the window said in a slow, monotonous drone of a voice.

"Um, a-accept them?" Tara asked hopefully.

"Not on wednesdays and fridays," the clerk said. "On those days, you'll have to go the fourteenth floor and present them to the Acquisitioner's Office, section 31A. I'm sorry, but I really can't accept your souls."

Tara sighed and left the office, making her way back to the elevator. A few minutes later, she found herself navigating a labyrinth of cubicles until she arrived at the Acquisitioner's Office, where a short, pimply Reaper looked up at her.

"I can't just take your souls like that," the whiny Reaper snorted. "I mean, that would just be preposterous. Before I can take your souls, you'll have to fill out form J-2567-XZ in threefold to accompany them. I mean, I can't just take those souls and send them to the afterlife without the appropriate paperwork, you know? That'd be silly."

No, that'd be logical and right, Tara thought wryly. "So, where can I g-get form J-2.. Um, that form?"

"Oh, that's easy," the whiny Reaper said. "Just go to the Field Administrator's office on the 25th floor and ask for Harmony. She'll help you out."

It took Tara a while to find the Field Administrator's office, but soon found herself talking to a bubbly blonde secretary who was dutifully filing her nails. "Like, I'm really sorry and stuff, but I really can't give you form J-2567-XZ without my supervisor's approval. And she's gone home for the weekend. I can only give you form J-2567-XZ if you give me form Z-5896-JG in sixfold. You can get form Z-5896-JG from the Pestilence Office on the 30th floor. Sorry, but I really don't wanna lose my job again."

After getting off the elevator again, Tara sped towards the Pestilence Office, where she met a cheerful and polite Reaper. "I say, I say, what's the big idea, gal?" the elderly Reaper spoke in a powerful southern drawl. "I can't give ya form Z-5896-JG before ya be givin' me form 1138-THX in ninefold. Ya can get that on floor 75, at the Famine Office, I say."

Tara sighed. "But... c-can't you just?"

"Now, if ya don't stop yappin, ya get your tongue sunburned," the elderly Reaper spoke.

"F-forget it," Tara grimaced.

The elderly Reaper shook his head sadly as he watched Tara leave. "That gal's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball."

Tara grimaced as she arrived at the elevator, swiped her card into the mechanism and punched floor 75. Nothing happened. She swiped the card and and punched floor 75 again.

"Attention," a recorded female voice sounded in the elevator. "You have... clearance level... 5. You must have... clearance level... 7... to be able to use the elevator above the 30th floor. Have a nice day."

Tara shook her head. "No... No... no...", she gulped as she looked at the door labeled 'stairs'.

Fifteen minutes later, Tara dragged her tired, exhausted body onto the 75th floor, nearly collapsing in front of the clerk at the Famine office.

"Please..." she panted. "Please g-give me form 1138-THX."

"Do you have a writ of acquisition?" asked the young Reaper impassively. "I'll be glad to give you the form, but you'll have to get a writ of acquisition first and sign it. Rules, you see? You can find writs of acquisition in a basket next to the Early Delivery window on the second floor, miss. Uh, miss? You look sort of red in the face. Are you alright? Do you want something to drink?"

The office workers could hear Tara swear five floors above.

With a face as red as a beet, Tara fled from the Famine Office muttering "So s-sorry. S-sorry. I d-d-d-don't know what c-c-came over me" over and over again. Goddess, do I kiss my Willow with this mouth?

Tara dragged her tired body down the stairs again, nearly toppling over a few times. By the time she had reached the second floor, she felt like a zombie after just having been spit out of the grave. She stumbled across the room, took the writ of acquisition from a small basket near the Early Delivery window and looked back to the door labelled 'stairs'. Tara decided against it and to have a sit in the cafeteria first.

She collapsed in one of the folding white chairs on a small terrace near the lobby, throwing her head back and being so grateful to be able to rest her tired legs. "Waitress? Miss?" she called over. "C-could I h-have a..."

"Hey!" snapped the cloaked waitress. "I'm not a 'waitress'! I'm a 'Beverage Relocation Manager', just look at my name tag.

"P-please," Tara groaned. "Just give m-me a coffee..."

The waitress grunted. "In a minute, miss, in a minute."

Great. I'm completely destroyed now... and I'll never be able to make my lunch date with Willow. Lousy bureaucrats... Tara thought.

"Tara, is that you?" Tara heard a familiar voice speak to her. "I thought I heard your voice."

The young Reaper snapped out of her haze to find Mort standing at the cappuchino machine. She was grateful for a friendly face, even if it was a face she'd never been able to see before. "You look tired," she heard him say.

"Yes," Tara sighed. "I was trying to deliver my souls, but..."

"How are things between you and, um, what was her name again? Larch?" Mort said.

Tara shook her head and whispered softly, making sure nobody was listening in before answering. "It's Willow. And things are wonderful between us."

"Ah, good, good," Mort said. "Well, I was here to deliver my souls are well. Like you, I hand them in every friday, as you might remember."

"How?" Tara said sarcastically. "I've been trying for the last two hours, but nobody wants to take them from me."

Mort smirked for a moment and looked over Tara's shoulder. "Ah, let me be your teacher one last time. PAUL!" he called over. Tara looked over her shoulder to see a young man pushing a mail-cart across the lobby. As soon as Mort had called to him, he wheeled his cart towards him and Tara.

"Hiya, mister Ripley," Paul greeted cheerfully.

Mort took out his container of souls and a wallet from which he fished out a fiver. "Paul, here's five bucks. Can you get these souls to the appropriate department?"

Paul eagerly took the souls and the money. "Sure thing, mister Ripley. Here, let me write you a receipt."

Tara blinked, her mouth agape. "Always remember one thing," Mort grinned. "In every office, you should always either befriend or bridge the mail clerks."

"Uhm, P-paul?" Tara asked. "C-c-could you take my s-souls as well? I'll g-g-ive you f-five dollars?"

"Deal, ma'am," Paul smiled. "I'll write you a receipt when Mister Ripley's is ready."

Yes! I can make my lunchdate with Willow now... and no stairs! No stairs is good. Love no stairs. Stairs are bad. Very bad in a heart-attack-y kinda way.

"That should ease your burden," Mort shrugged.

Then, finally, one little fact jumped right in the front of Tara's mind. "Your name is... Mort Ripley?"

"That was cruel of my mother, wasn't it?"

---

"How dare you stare at me like that, Malfoy!" challenged Hermione while covered herself, having just lost great parts of her robe falling off her broomstick and landing in the prickly bush near the Quidditch patch.

"What?! How dare you imply that I stare at you like that, Granger!" Draco snorted angrily. "Why, you're nothing but a filthy... a filthy little mudb... mu... Oh, I can't hide it any more, Hermione! I am so desperately and completely in love with you!"

"Malfoy," Hermione gasped. "I... I have a confession to make to. I... I'm so much in love with you too.... I... It's wrong, but..."

"No, it is not wrong," Draco sighed. "Finally, we can be together for all eternity, celebrating our love to the heavens. Oh, Hermione, it shall be grand."

"Yes!" Hermione swooned as she flew into Draco's arms and smothered him with kisses. "I love you, Draco! To bugger with that dorkward Ron, I only want you and only you forever!"

"I love you, Hermione!" Draco sighed. "And damn what my horrible, disgusting and evil dad thinks!"


"So, what do ya think?" Dawn practically bounced in her seat, eager to hear Tara's praise for her very first fanfic.

"Ummmmmm," Tara started while pouring over the printed page. Well, Dawnie, it's crap... Crap of the highest order. Crappola du jour. But I can't say that to her, of course. Poor Dawnie, she'd be crushed..

"Of course," Dawn started nervously. "It's only a first draft...."

"It's, um," Tara started. "Uhmmm... It needs a little work," she said, but after seeing Dawn's face starting to fall, she quickly added : "B-but it's a d-diamond in the r-rough." Yeah, that definitely sounds better than 'cowpat in a muddy meadow'.

"You think so?!" Dawn grinned so radiantly, it could blind a person. "Cool! Cause I have so many other story-ideas. Like one that stars an original character who's an american exchange student called Sunset Winters. She comes to Hogwarts and has a torrid love-affair with professor Snape. Oh, and another story where Hermione gets a goth make-over. Oh, my god, imagine the angst! I'll show them to you when they're finished."

Oh, sweet Death, no... But, I shouldn't nip Dawnie's foray into creative writing in the bud. Better let her down easy. "Uhm, Dawnie? I'm not really of the P-p-potter. M-maybe y-you should show them to someone who is?" Tara tried.

"Oh, come on," Dawn grinned. "Everybody likes Harry Potter! Well, everybody except Xander... and Buffy... and Kit... and Carlos... and Anya... But everybody else likes Harry Potter! Oh, gotta show mom!"

Just as Dawn rose from the booth, while Xander and Willow just entered the Espresso Pump. "She liked it!" Dawn squealed at them while she rushed past. "She really liked it!"

How does she manage to look to radiant every single time she enters the room? Tara smiled to herself as she watched Willow.

Willow chuckled for a moment and sat in the booth besides Tara, taking her hand. "Hey, baby," she greeted while leaning into Tara. Alright, I can take a hint, Tara smiled and kissed the top of Willow's head.

"Hey, sweetie," Tara greeted. "How was class?"

"Exciting as always," Willow smiled. "How was the story?"

"Ummmmmmm..."

"That bad, huh?" Xander winked.

"Oh, yes," Tara sighed.

Willow smiled slightly. "She'll get better, I'm sure of it."

"What did you tell her, sweetie?" Tara spoke with a twinkle in her eye.

"Oh... Only that she writes better than Tolstoy," Willow offered Tara a very kissable lopsided grin. "Little white lie... Well, big white lie, actually. Big white Moby Dick-esque whale of a lie."

Xander scraped his throat. "Well... this coming from someone who used to write C3PO/R2D2 slash when she was twelve."

"XANDER!" Willow exclaimed, a horrified look etched on her face.

Tara was confused. "Sea-three... piyo?" What are they talking about?

"Yeah, Wills had a bit of a Star Wars fixation back then," Xander grinned at Willow's embarrasment. "Centering on the love between two droids. A love that dares not speak its name."

"Ah, Star Wars," Tara said. "That's, um, space ships and people in silly costumes, right?"

Xander fell silent for a moment... and another moment. "Okay, I think we've just decided on next video-night's theme, Dr. Wills."

"I believe you're right, Dr. Xander," Willow smiled at Tara.

"Does Dr. Tara have a say in this?" Tara smirked.

"Nope, because you're not a real doctor," Xander winked.

---

At least I could finish lunch with Willow and Xander before being called, Tara thought as she found herself standing in a nursing home. Tara stood at the bed of an elderly lady, laying comfortably in her bed.

Tara felt her impending death in the air. This lady had led a long life, experienced both happiness and sorrow. And now she lay here, dying all alone in a room where her family had dumped her when she had become too much of a burden.

"Don't worry," Tara whispered softly to the old lady, even though she couldn't hear her in her ethereal form. Her hand folded over that of the lady's. "I'm going to take care of you from here."

The lady's breathing became more and more shallow. Finally, her soul started to rise from her body as she let out her final breath.

Tara smiled softly and gently, very gently took the woman's soul to carefully place it into her container.

---

As soon as Tara has brought the soul to her house for safekeeping, she gathered some ingredients from her fridge and teleported right inside Willow's home. Tara removed her hood, put down her ingredients and removed her cloak. Being on call every hour of the day, she always had to have her cloak nearby. Seeing as she frequently slept over at Willow's apartment, her lover had given her some closet space. She usually put the folded cloak in a bag and hid it at out of sight in her part of the dresser, until she found out Willow had started borrowing her shirts. Tara figured stashing her cloak underneath the sink behind the garbage disposal unit was much safer.

Alright, let's get started. She got to work in Willow's kitchen, putting pans on the stove and prepping the ingredients for use. Salmon filet, mayonnaise, red onions, bell pepper, roma tomatoes, button mushrooms, peppercorns, guacamole butter, limes... Got everything.

While she was still working, halfway through preparing the meal, she heard the front door opening. She's home early, Tara thought, feeling a mixture of disappointment that she wouldn't to be able to see the look on her face, and a measure of elation that she'd see Willow earlier than expected.

"Hmm," Tara heard Willow say while she felt two arms encircle her from behind. "Somethin' sure smells nice around here."

"Oh?" Tara smiled, enjoying Willow's closeness, especially when she felt her lover laying her head on her shoulder. "Me or the meal?"

"Both. Hmmm, Tara-hair..." Willow whispered and sniffed Tara's hair for good measure... until she spotted what was in the pot.. "Oh! Are those button mushrooms? I love button mushrooms!"

"Oh, you're dropping me for fungus-growths now, hm?" Tara smiled, pretending to be insulted and huffy for a moment. "Get out of my kitchen! Out!"

Willow, in turn, pretended to be all docile and frightful. "Oh, sorry, dear miss. I only wanted to steal a kiss from the lovely chef."

"There'll be enough time for that later," Tara smirked. She playfully and softly swatted at Willow's bottom with a cooking spatula as the redhead was escaping from the kitchen.

"Sheesh, sheesh, I can take a hint," Willow chuckled. "Got some extra study-time before dinner, then."

Tara smiled and shook her head. "Willow, sweetie? You're always study-girl and school's over for today. Why don't you read a proper book?"

Willow raised an eyebrow. "This is a proper book, baby," Willow challenged, flipped open her text-book and held it out for Tara to see. "See? It has words and everything."

Ah, the vagaries of being desperately in love with a genius, Tara thought. "Alright, have fun, sweetie," Tara smiled, rolling her eyes in an heavily exaggerated way.

"Hey!" Willow pouted, "I love studying. Studying is good for the soul. So there."

Tara cooked. Willow studied. Both of them chattered about odds and bits, until Tara was ready to serve their meal. Although Willow didn't own a kitchen table, Tara found sitting close to each other on Willow's couch with their plates on their laps far more intimate. After putting some scented candles on Willow's coffee table and dimming the lights, the couple sat back on the couch and started their meal.

Willow gave Tara some appreciative looks when she started to eat, but remained oddly quiet during the meal. At times, Willow stopped eating and briefly bit her lower lip, as if wanting to say something. But every time, she just quickly took another bite.

Wondering what was going on, Tara decided it was best to just ask. "Willow, sweetie?" she asked gently. "Is something wrong?"

Willow looked stricken for a moment, but quickly recovered. "No! No, no, no, no..." Willow shook her head. "It's just that," she started to say, looking away from Tara and taking a deep breath. "Well, tomorrow camping and all, and... Much camping-trip-y goodness."

Tara smiled. Tomorrow would be the first time she'd join Willow and her friends on their regular camping trips.

"And tomorrow," Willow swallowed hard. "We'll be camping at Lake Clarity. Oh, it's just the most beautiful place you've ever seen. It'll be a full moon tomorrow. Wait till you see the moonlight reflecting off the water, it's the most romantic spot you've ever seen and..." Willow bit her lip again.

"Willow, sweetie," Tara took Willow's hand and squeezed it slightly. "What are you trying to say?"

"Well, um, we... love each other muchly. Uhm, we've been kissing, hugging... quite a lot. I, um, I've been thinking it's, um, you know, time to, um... take the next step?" Willow said, looking decidedly pale.

What's she trying to say? "Sweetie?" Tara asked.

Willow couldn't meet Tara's eyes and bowed her head slightly. "Tara, baby... We, um, could, um, pursue a... um, something of a more, um, physical side to our relationship," Willow said, swallowing hard. "We, um, don't sleep together. Uh, well, we do sleep together in a snuggling sorta way, but we don't sleep sleep together, but ... we could sleep sleep together. I mean, I've never... slept slept with somebody before and, um... I want to... with you. Tomorrow night... at the most romantic spot I've ever seen."

Oh, goddess... Oh, goddess, Tara felt her eyes grew wide. Breathe normally, Maclay. Calm down. Oh, goddess... my sweet Willow wants to... WWW... with me. Me of all people. Oh, goddess, what a great gift...

Tara was surprised to see Willow avoiding her eyes, looking very sadly. I haven't said anything yet... She... she must think I'm rejecting her. Oh, poor Willow. Knowing her, she must have been planning this to the smallest of details for weeks! Okay, Tara, calm down. Calm down. Say something. Shouldn't leave her in suspense like this!

Tara reached over to stroke her hand through Willow's hair. The redhead turned towards her, her deep green eyes sparkling with hope and anticipation.

"T-t-t-t-t-tomorrow n-night, then," Tara whispered, fighting her nerves and feeling a blush creep over her cheeks. When she looked at Willow again, she found the red-haired beauty smiling lovingly at her.

"Good. Good," Willow let out a deep breath. "Cause, that's what I was asking... And just how dorky did that just sound?"

"N-not so dorky at all," Tara brushed a lock of hair from Willow's face.

The two lovers brushed lips briefly and decided to turn in for an early night. They'd be leaving for Buffy's house early tomorrow, after all. After changing into their night attires, Willow and Tara found themselves embracing each other in Willow's bed, which, being slightly smaller than Tara's bed, gave them an excellent excuse to sleep embraced. But long after Willow had fallen asleep, Tara was still wide awake and finding her hands trembling when the sheer weight of Willow's request had started to sink in.

Faith... Gotta see Faith...

[hr]

TBC

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1. There is actually a mastiff called Buffy out there. And, ironically enough, she's raised a kitten. Isn't that cute?
http://www.flyingwfarms.com/amastiff/amastiff_1m.html
2. Anyone who guesses where I 'borrowed' the lines for the southern Reaper in the Pestilence office gets a virtual cookie. :D
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Missocki » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:56 am

:applause


YAY!! An Update! *does very, very silly dance, it kinda like this- :dance * Woot!

As for the next part of this story, I must say it is just amazing, you capture the shyness of both characters well. Plus, FUNNY! The runaround was priceless, I have felt that way, way to many times to count. Poor Tara. Well, at least her new robe doesn't trip her up. (Hard to picture Tara making it up those stairs with the old one, heck she might have needed a Harvester for herself!)

Can't wait for the next one. (But since I have no choice I will away!)
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Darth Pacula » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:25 pm

G'day, UO!

Ah, what a way to wake up on a Saturday morning! With some grand morbid humor! :applause

The image of Tara with cloak and scythe, as well as nightshirt, boxers and bunny slippers was a riot. Laugh out loud funny, mate. We've already had the white sneakers with her old misfitting black cloak, and now this? Way to keep up Tara's dubious fashion sense. (Not that I'm one to talk :-D )

The bit with the doctor (a nice cameo from Ben, sans his fruitcake female incarnation) was interesting to read. I can understand Tara's viewpoint here, but I can also understand Ben's refusal to just let the heart attack victim just slip away. I suppose it all depends on your own personal philosophy, I guess.

But Tara's belief that nothing can stop the man's death seems a bit iffy to me. I know she's a collector and all, so she's only working with those who are going to die without intervention, but how can she be sure that his death couldn't be prevented? Maybe it couldn't be prevented, and maybe it could have been. Who knows? And how is it determined who to send Tara to, huh? PTB's again? We already know how fallible they can be.

Buffy's canine namesake was fun to meet, though I have to wonder what might happen if any of ... well, they're not really scoobies in your reality, are they? But whatever, where was I? Yeah, I wonder what might happen if they should meet Faith and her pooch. The Cause of Death bit was a crack up too. But I have to wonder, what's the M in her name stand for?

All of Faith's euphemisms for the horizontal mambo were fun to read, and you even had a couple I hadn't heard before. It's always nice to update my own person slang dictionary.

Tara's travails at the Head Office .... :lol :rofl :lmao Good god that's funny! I'm surprised we didn't get another homicidal fantasy like Tara got at the supermarket. I'm afraid I can't ID your southern clerk, it just doesn't ring a bell for me. So, no cookie for Paul. :sob

Speaking of which ... am I a mail clerk? Cool! Lots of opportunities to sow havoc amongst the bureaucrats! And chances to make money on the sly!

Mort Ripley? I don't get it, I'm afraid. :ashamed

As for Dawn's ... fanfic? Dear sweet mother of god, kill me now! She must be stopped! And her other ideas weren't much better. Sunset Winters? :lol I can't bring myself to comment on Willow's 12 year old forays into writing; I'm laughing too much.

And to wrap off, you have them scheduling their first time together. Maybe it's just me, but could Willow get more anal? :-D Whatever happened to spontaneity?

Nice little shoutout to George Lucas in there too, UO.

Great update, UO. Can't wait to see what happens on the camping trip.

Cheers,
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby eirnlove » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:26 pm

ahhh wonderful!!! :dance
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby caz » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:05 pm

Hi UO - wonderful update! I'm sure we've all had days when nothing goes right. I'm surprised that Tara held off swearing for so long. I curse about my job as soon as I enter the building every morning!

So, Willow & Tara are gonna get down to some 'Hot Lovin' - All I can say is "You Go Girls" :-D

I always thought that Buffy was a bit of a dog ( Sorry, I couldn't resist that and I am now heartily ashamed).


Looking forward to the next update. :bounce

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby AlysonGoddess » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:18 pm

yay with the willow and tara love :wtkiss i really liked the update plz more will tara goodness soon!!!!
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby WillowRulez » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:01 pm

Bunny slippers?? Where is Anya when you need her? :P
You deprived us of their first kiss? Meanie... but that's a nice change for once.
When Buffy first came in I was like: What? Huh? What is Buffy doing? Hey, it's late here ;)
Tara's day at the office reminded me of that Asterix movie. Did i get your inspiration right this time? Hehe, totally forgot about the deers in Ring2.
Tara's thoughts about Star Wars were very amusing. When i was little I never knew how to spell the robots either... when I was very little that is.
I was kinda surprised that the souls dont get delivered right away so they can move on. Would you wanna be trapped in the container for a week?

"Uhm, Faith?" Tara glowered at her friend. "This form isn't filled out. There's just a doodle of me on it. A doodle of me with horns and fangs. A doodle of me, saying 'Yak Yak Yak, do your paperwork, Faith, Nag Nag Nag'."

My fav quote of this update!

Oh, I got it: WWW-ing computer science girl until you both dot com!" So, tomorrow night? :x
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby spells42 » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:37 pm

Great update.

Loved the vision of Tara in her jammies and slippers under her robe waiting for that soul, and the way she hides her accoutrements away when she returns from a job. I wonder what she does with her scythe when she's at Willow's? Also loved the bureaucratic runaround she got at headquarters - priceless. It's a wonder any of us manage to die if that's how they run things. :lol I instantly thought of Foghorn Leghorn when I read the old man's dig about 'sharp as a bowling ball': it was so Looney Tunes-esque.

So, the girls have got together and tomorrow night is the big night at romantic Lake whatever it was. I hope Tara gets some time off: it'd be a shame to be paged in the middle of .... a romantic evening. :eyebrow

Looking forward to more. Thanks.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Miss Kitty Fantastico » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:49 am

Yet another great update!
I love all of the refrences to Star Wars that you managed to slip in. I am a huge SW fan and find it great when people are able to correctly use a SW refrence. I was reading the book Queen of the SLayers, and they gave Andrew a line about SW, but they used incorrect information.
Poor Tara, getting sent on such a wild goose chase. It's a good thing Mort is around to save the day again. He has a nice habit of doing that. Makes me wonder how close of a watch he keeps on Tara...
HeHe, Buffy the dog had me rolling on the floor laughing! I cannot believe that Faith of all people would name their dog Buffy. I guess irony's kind of ironic that way.
I love how Willow has to schedule their first time. That just seems so in character for her. She really is not shy, but in a subtle kind of way if you understand what I mean.
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