here it is... hope you enjoy!
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I contemplated my next move. Should I go in “guns a blazing” or try a more subtle approach. Well in all truth, I couldn’t go in “guns a blazing”, as I didn’t have a gun. On top of which I technically wasn’t allowed to hurt anyone. Let me stress the word “technically”.
Still, I was confident that I could handle this situation without invoking the use of violence. However, if worse came to worse…
I raised my chronometer to my eyes, making it look as though I was just checking the time, and radioed home.
“David”, I said in a stage whisper. Code names were generally unnecessary, and I tried to use them as little as possible. They always made me feel kind of silly. I mean, how would you feel calling someone, in all seriousness, Gerbil One? I always felt David deserved better than that. And I swear to God, the next person who has the audacity to use my code name to my face is getting a sock in the jaw. I did not spend three years in special ops training for this assignment to be called… well, it’s really not important.
“David”, I said again, this time a little more urgently.
“Yes, Brighid, we copy you”, he replied, “Go ahead.”
“That information you gave me”, I continued, “It’s accurate?”
“To the tiniest detail”, David assured.
“Copy”, I replied. “Out.”
I shut off my communicator once again and paused, collecting my thoughts. I stared up the street a ways and felt my mind wander back, recalling long-forgotten memories and it was as if I was looking into the past. As if I could see it again.
Two women, one blonde, one redhead, walking hand in hand through the neighborhood street, a small, four year-old girl in faded blue corduroys and a superman t-shirt, running playful circles around them. Her strawberry blonde hair drawn up in a ponytail bobbed around her neck as she giggled gleefully as the small propeller on her toy plane spun in the wind she created for it. She started to run ahead of the two women but was stopped by the blonde’s soothing voice.
“Bridge, honey, stay close, we don’t know this neighborhood too well.”
“Yes, mommy”, the little girl smiled, and slowed her pace.
“I don’t know”, the blonde continued, turning to her companion, “There’s something about this area I don’t like.”
“But, baby”, the redhead replied, “It’s closer to the college, and the preschool. You’ve had to keep putting off your degree for so long…”
“I know”, the blonde conceded, “But I can still get my degree even if we… I just don’t see what’s wrong with staying where we are.”
“Sweetie, we talked about this. Things are starting to get crowded at the house. Brighid needs her own room. It was fine when she was just a baby, but… She needs her privacy just as much as we need ours.”
Again the other girl nodded her concession. “Alright”, she said, “But not this neighborhood. I just… I have a bad feeling here.”
“Okay”, the redhead agreed, “We’ll look someplace else. But, they’re my chalupas.”
What?! , I thought to myself at the same time snapping out of my thoughts. I blinked my eyes to refocus them in the direction I had been staring, and saw the reason for the misspoken dialogue in my mind.
Two men, boys really, were walking in my direction arguing over the two bags of Taco Bell the taller dark haired one carried in his hand. The skinny blonde boy was speaking emphatically.
“I was the one with the… money... and I called dibs… MY CHALUPAS”, he whined. Though I doubt his voice would have been capable of any other manner of speech.
“Listen you little Jar Jar wannabe…”
“Warren”, I called out to him, getting his attention almost instantly, “Warren, is that you?” I started toward the two of them. “Oh my God, it is! Wow, I haven’t seen you in ages! How are you?”
Okay, Warren, I thought,
Ball’s in your court, how you gonna play it?“Oh, you know, same old”, he replied, clearly trying to search his memory of how and if he knew me. “Yourself?”
“Busy”, I answered, playing his game. Knowing he was going to try to act like he knew me, which of course he couldn’t possibly, I decided to call his bluff. “You have no idea who I am, do you?”
Warren blanched only slightly. No doubt surprised that I wasn’t interested in being politically correct. “Uh, no.”
“Well, I’m crushed, Warren”, I said, melodramatizing my reaction just enough so that he knew I was kidding. “After all those hours we spent together in first semester advanced robotics…”
“You went to Dutton Tech?” Warren asked, trying to fill in the blanks.
“Well, yeah”, I replied, trying my best to sound piffled at what should have been a ridiculous question. At least from his point of view. “Only for one semester though. Then I kind of got a call from Uncle Sam…” I tugged at my jumpsuit.
“Oh”, Warren said, his voice trailing off.
“So what are you up to these days? Last time I saw you, you were talking about building some sort of a sex bot or something. How’d that work out?”
”Not a ‘sex bot’”, he bristled, “A synthetic domestic companion.”
“A sex bot”, I simplified.
“No”, Warren started to protest again.
“Warren, c’mon, we’re all adults here”, I glanced at the blonde guy, “more or less. Who is this guy, anyway?”
“I’m Andrew”, he sniveled. I stared at him blankly. “I summoned the flying monkeys that attacked the school play.”
“Flying. Monkeys.” I blinked.
”He played the wicked witch of the west in the Wizard of Oz”, Warren quickly covered.
“No I d…” Andrew started, but was quickly silenced by Warren’s glare. “Traumatic event in my life… I try not to think about it.”
“I can see why”, I offered.
“So”, Warren continued gamely, “What do you do for the Air Force, um… uh…”
“Brighid”, I filled in for him.
“Brighid.” He finished.
“If I told you, I’d have to kill you”, I said jokingly.
I should just tell him, I thought wickedly,
give me even more of a reason…“Top secret, huh?” Andrew asked.
“Tippy-top top”, I smiled. “So what are you guys doing tonight? We should hang out. Reminisce. Like, remember the time Ick invented a new virus and released it into Kent’s room?”
Warren frowned.
“Oh, Kent was your dorm mate, wasn’t he”, I noted. “Well, glad to see the rash cleared up.”
“We’re really busy tonight”, Warren bit out, “but thanks for the invitation. Besides, our chalupas are getting cold.”
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My chalupas are getting cold”, Andrew corrected.
“I don’t care whose chalupas are getting cold”, I interrupted, “That’s definitely not something I want to get into. Well, you guys have fun on your… thing... tonight.”
“Wait, what do you mean by that”, Warren asked hastily.
“You know… your thing… your date or whatever”, I said, grinning inwardly. The best way to get a misogynist’s goat was to question their sexuality. Plus it was fun.
“Date?!” Warren yelped. “No date, there is no date. Where did you get that idea from?”
“C’mon, Warren. ‘Synthetic Domestic Companion’?
Companion? Code word for ‘gay lover’. I mean, it’s totally cool. I always kind of wondered…”
“I am not gay!” Desperation is the only word that could adequately describe the tone of Warren’s voice. Though I couldn’t help but notice that Andrew looked a little disappointed, and hurt. “You want a date, I’ll show you a date. You and me tonight, baby.”
“But Warren”, Andrew whined, “the plan…”
“The plan can wait”, Warren silenced him, “my manhood is in question.” He turned his attention to me. “What do you say? Is it a date, baby?”
“Only if you stop calling me baby”, I grinned, trying very, very hard not to projectile vomit at the prospect. But, a girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do.
“At least until we get a little more reacquainted”, he winked.
I swallowed the bile rising in my throat. “Great, meet me at the Espresso Pump. Eight o’clock.”
“You got it”, he replied, sounding very much like the slime that he was.
I smiled coyly, or at least tried to, and turned and walked away, giving my hips just a little extra sway.
My God, I thought as I increased the distance between myself and them,
I am using my flirtatious ass to stop a criminal… ______________________
TBC...
Edited by: DarkWiccan at: 5/28/02 9:00:31 pm