Dubs Festive advent Challenge – Day 20
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“that’s not a beautiful girl: that’s Santa Claus.”
But what luscious white locks, the guy conditions. All the softer to entice kids to touch him while bouncing them on his knee. Seems Santa likes some hair tugging.
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“the Santas are always just some drunk fat guy who has nothing better to do than sit in the mall getting paid to have kids sit on his lap and pull on his beard.”
“Creepy,” Buffy agreed.
Finally someone else gets it.
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Santa asked, “have you been naughty or nice this year?”
Now this guy has been making a list and checking it twice all year round so you would think he’d know what list everyone else was on making this question, which he asks often nothing more than a pick up line. Yeah that’s right Santa is flirting with your kids.
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“That’s too bad,” Santa whispered sexily.
Still going to let this guy into your house while the kids are sleeping?
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sitting on Santa’s lap with her eyes shut and her mouth open.
Get Santa’s laptop, how many more pictures are on there like this?
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“We could wait up for Santa and take pictures when he slides down the chimney?
Knew it!
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then even lower to quickly (and she hoped surreptitiously) assess what had been hidden by padding and a red suit.
I mean it’s so many levels of wrong, what’s worse Santa eyeing up the children or the children eyeing up Santa. We need a Judge Judy Christmas special to see who is in the wrong. The old guy for flirting with children or the children for sexually harassing the guy at work.
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So why Santa?” Willow finally broke the silence.
“To pick up cute girls,” Tara deadpanned
See there’s the confession officer take him away. All those Santa schools are just a cover for the real Santa’s operation of trading Mrs Claus in for a newer model.
Challenge aside, it’s a festive tale with good flow. lines of good humour are placed throughout and a strong Buffy, Willow and Dawn dynamic which is always nice to read.
Kind of stuck in a tug of war in my head of Tara being everything good but dressed as Santa who is a seedy little man with ill intentions. It’s a juxtaposition for me.
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One Shots -
Basement Grotto -
Door 25 -
"You're My Always" -
"Do You Like Cats?"You don't have to write to contribute to the board, feedback can be its own event - Dubs Festive Advent Challenge -
Fic Club -
Pens Write A Holiday StoryExisting at some point, maybe - The Justice for Tara series.
*Rides in on a tricycle* Wanna play a game? -
Five Minutes of Artistic Integrity -
Those Three Little Words -
Sassy Synonyms -
Aradia's Antonyms