It's "What Were We Thinking?" Wednesday MK

[Tulipp]

I tell you this story because I have no shame, and I hope you will laugh....

So a month or so ago, my gf and I went away for the weekend for her work. Once we checked into our condo--the kind that have doors that open onto outside corridors--we had a couple of hours, so we thought we'd...you know. The room had a living room with a door that opened onto the outside and then a bedroom off to the right inside.

So we go in the bedroom, not bothering to close the door since we're alone, and we're doing our thing, making some noise--as you do--and awhile later, I came back out to get something out of my bag. It's not really important what that was.

As I'm reaching, buck naked, into my bag, I feel a bit of a chill, and I look up to see...

The outside door.
Is.
Wide.
Open.

So I inched my way over to close it, and thank God no one happened to be passing at that precise moment, so I was able to close the door without anyone seeing me, and then I could let the full horror of what might have been hit me.

The question: what were we thinking?

Anyone else have a story to share? Have a good one, Kittens.

Edited to add: Another question: What was I thinking by posting this daily thread?

[TromDeGrey]

Oh, Tulipp!! You have made my day!!!!! But please !! My sides are killing me!!! How about this? What was I thinking when I got married when I was 20?!!? I can tie this back to at least one of our girls too. What the hell was Willow thinking when she wore the now infamous Elmo Pelt??? Riot of a thread!!!

[Chino6069]

The question I would be asking would be....
"who opened the door"?

If it was closed when you went into the bedroom how come it was open when you came out!

Maybe someone thought you were pain and came to your rescue, only once inside decided just to leave you to it

[Hanki]

LMFAO! "they should film that story and show it every christmas" ;o)

[JulesP600]

Oh dear me!!!!

That is great. I suspect you weren't thinking about too much when you went into the bedroom...

[MadeinNZ]

Fantastic thread Tulipp.

Me? What was I thinking when I thought it would be OK to iron clothes naked. Steam burns! [its possible that this was an overshare - sorry]

[ruby]

hahaha, Tulipp. That story gets funnier every time I hear it.

One of my biggest "what were we thinking" moments involved making salsa (chopping hot peppers, etc.) for a party and then thinking I had time for a quickie before going out.

owwwww.

Again with the oversharing. Oh well. You asked.

[Tulipp]

Oh Ruby, THAT story gets funnier every time I hear it.

But thanks for blowing my cover...everyone will realize now that my anecdotes are few and far between, and I just recycle them over and over to anyone who will listen.

Sigh. Exposed.

[relativegirl]

Hmmm, member how in college you seemed to spend endless hours trying to find some dorm room, library nook or boiler room in which to spend a little alone time with your honey? One night, after failing to find a satisfactory spot anywhere on the campus, my gf and I thought we had discovered the perfect place for smoochies -- the private hot tub at an apartment complex across town.

The first night was fabulous, romantic and trouble free. And the second night, third night and so on. However, one evening we arrived at the apartment complex and realized that in our hormone induced haste we had forgotten our swimsuits. Undaunted, we snuck into the laundry room, stripped down to nothing and streaked to the hot tub. As it was wintertime in Colorado, there was so much steam rising from the hot tub, we should have been safe b/c no one could tell we were naked.

We never heard the approaching security guards until it was too late. They repeatedly asked what we were doing. Maybe it's just me, but I think two naked girls making out in a hot tub kinda speaks for itself. *shrug* Based on their questions we knew they were simple men, and their physiques suggested "boxes of donuts" more than "burst of speed," so we made a break for it and actually beat them out of the complex. We made it to our soft-top jeep but, alas, without a stitch of clothing. We always left the keys under the mat, so we took off but couldn't drive back to our campus w/o traveling on crowded streets where our sartorial situation would be impossible to overlook.

We ended up hiding at the end of a cul de sac in a construction zone waiting for enough time to pass for the security guards to return to their TVs and donuts so we could retrieve our clothes. Did I mention it was a winter night in Colorado and we were sitting buck naked in a soft-top jeep for what seemed like forever? What in the HELL we were thinking?

[ruby]

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I came back out to get something out of my bag. It's not really important what that was.

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Well, but with the bag, and the thing, and the cleverly omitted details...it's a good one. In fact, I'm cracking up about it again right now. I mean, on a business trip?!You harlot.
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Maybe it's just me, but I think two naked girls making out in a hot tub kinda speaks for itself.

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relativegirl, may I make this my new sig? It has a pleasant ring to it.

[tommo]

I have never been in a situation where I've had to rethink my decisions. Mainly because when I'm in a "delicate" situation, my brain seems to be somewhat without function. And hey, even if I did have some kind of randy story to tell you - you think I'd do it here?

I mean, there is the time when I was in a quiet waterfront hotel in Liverpool and the room had a double bed with a single over the top of it, so that there was a bar for grabbing onto and...

Oh wait. Right. Oversharing. Heh.

[Rane018]

very funny stories. poor you kittens.

besides the usual what was i thinking when i drunkenly slept with my ex and kicked her out of the flat at four in the morning... um, what was i thinking when my hands were in certain places during a midnight cab ride across Central Park? lol. that's about it for my what was i thinking. i've sobered up since then. literally.

[ninjitsugrrl]

Can't think of a good story myself but, Relativegirl, I must say that yours cracked me up! Crazy girl!

[Scoobiedoo]

Well... this is not that embarassing... but it's really all i feel up to sharing from my plethora of "What was i thinking?" sex stories.

So... this happened to my gf and i about 2 years ago when we had just got together and were in our honeymoon phase. We were still living with our respective parents at the time so we had very little 'quality' time together. So of course... we go parking. I know what you're thinking, we go to some sort of cliff or hilltop for a view of the city or out near a beach or something... but oh no.... that would be much too classy. We just pulled up in any old suburban street that didn't have great street lights. So anyway, one day, we've pulled up, and started making out. The making out started getting a little bit more.... intense, so we had to make that crucial decision... "Back seat? Or shall i just try and straddle you?" For whatever reason, that night we decided to take the straddle option. So, there I am, sitting on top of her, (she's in the driver's seat), and we're.... whatever.... and then, for whatever reason, i lean back, and my ass lands quite firmly on the car horn. Now, if you've never done this before, straddling someone in a car frontseat is a very tricky business. There is not a whole lot of room there... so for me to remove my ass from the horn and get off of her and back to my seat, took quite a long time... all the while the horn was blaring. Needless to say that that quiet suburban street was not used to parked cars beeping quite loudly for about 30 seconds at 2am.... then speeding off quite rapidly.

Ah.... how cathartic... i feel somewhat less embarassed after having shared that.

Have a good day everyone!

[Taz]

you guys are hysterical

My first girlfriend and i went shopping for some clothes, in the midst of trying the items on we both got a little shall we say frisky and ended up, going at it in the dressing room. Needless to say we got some strange looks and smothered grins as we left. even now i wonder what were we thinking?

[SlayerSydney]

Well, since everyone is in such the sharing state of mind....

When my ex and I got back together for the 3rd time( Or maybe it was the 4th , Anyhoo..) I had begged and pleaded for her to let me get a hotel room, but she had refused to let me spend the money. She said her parents were old and hard of hearing anyway, so we should be safe. Yeah...right. Famous last words.
During our midnight "session", which was the first time in months for either of us, we were a little *ahem* loud.
The next morning at the breakfast table, her father asked us what the hell we were watching on tv the night before because it sounded like *cringes at the memory* a porn.

Needless to say she let me get us a hotel room the next night. Thinking all was well, we had numerous "sessions" at the hotel and during the early morning hours. Or at least I thought it was early. Apparently, we had missed check out time and the cleaning ladies arrived to tidy the room. Since we were in the middle of a "session" we did not hear anyone at the door and only realized the door was open when a huge draft wafted over us and we were blinded by the afternoon sunlight. I thought I would die!!

Good God, have I shared too much?

Nah... I have no shame.

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MichelleBranch:"And when I catch my breath, it's you I breathe." ---Everywhere.

[twink]

i'm laughing so hard i can't see to type!
this is a great little pick me up.
no stories that i'm going to share tonight here.

[relativegirl]

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I mean, there is the time when I was in a quiet waterfront hotel in Liverpool and the room had a double bed with a single over the top of it, so that there was a bar for grabbing onto and...

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[/quote:09c5c54d45]And here I'd thought I had out-grown bunk beds . . . now I know I will never out-grow them. At least not the Liverpudlian variety. Too many randy possibilities.

Oh and Ruby, knock yourself out darlin', though I would recommend finding yourself a naked girl and going hot tubbing instead. Far more pleasant.

[Wednesday]

Does everybody here have a horror story about people walking in or overhearing, uh, intimate moments?

My "what was I thinking" has to do with leaving the front door unlocked while my then-boyfriend and I were getting romantic. (He is still my best friend but has since broke the news to me that I am, in fact, gay. I'm a little slow on the uptake and the queen of denial, so... It came as quite a shock, LOL.)

Anyway, in walks my roommate's friend Matt. He actually comes to the bedroom door, which was ajar, and apologizes profusely when he realizes what he interrupted. Then he says to my bf, "I hope you can get it up again. I probably couldn't." Mortifying yet funny. Needless to say, the mood was ruined. The moral of the story (like so many others) is LOCK YOUR DOORS.

[taralicious]

Well, it's clear from this thread that my life has been pretty dull as I have no amusing stories to share.
Leads me to wonder just what the hell I've been doing with my time.
Getting vicarious smoochies from other people.
So, it's cum to this has it?

[Spice Faerie]

I can't really think of any great stories to add to this aside from my cousin walking in on my girlfriend and myself in the act a few time several years ago but I must say that these stories have definately brightened my day.

Spice

[Mrs Vertigo]

ROLMFAO!!! Oh my God!! What the hell were you guys thinking!? . Oh, I'm all with the pointing and laughing here. But gosh, funny ass stories! And ahem. At the careful wording. Just so funny in itself.


And, y'know, nothing beats Relativegirl's story.

[darkmagicwillow]

I've looked at this thread several times trying to get up my courage to post though I must admit I don't have a story as embarrassing or exciting as some. Unlike Tulipp, I do have shame so it took a little encouragement to get me to post. What do I get for doing this again?

Several years ago, I was dating a young woman whose family was rather religious. She was living at home while looking for a job and I lived a few hundred miles away so we didn't get to see each other often enough. Since there was little to no privacy at her house, we would go out hiking when I visited her, taking a picnic lunch with us.

One day we decided to walk way off the trail to have lunch. Yes, we had other things in mind other than the food we were carrying with us. (-; We found a nice private clearing far enough away from the path that we couldn't be seen or heard or so we thought. Everything seemed to go fine; we had our lunch, then we dressed and started back.

In the very next clearing, not very far away from where we had lunch, we found a guy and a girl who were um ... shall we say, quite involved and not quiet about it either. They didn't seem to notice us as we tiptoed past them, but they had to have been able to hear or see us while we were involved earlier.

It wasn't the last time we went into the woods, but needless to say we were a bit more careful for a while afterwards...

[slayer747]

as of now, i am thinking of buying a new palm pilot. i just don't have the money yet.
well, that sucks.

[Tulipp]

Oh, darkmagicwillow, I'll tell you what you get. My shameless and undying devotion. . Good story.

[darkmagicwillow]

Well, if that's what I get, Tulipp, then my dignity was a small sacrifice indeed. (-;