"It's what are you gonna do now, Weekend MKF ?&

[Ange]

I was aking that the other day. Because MKF is a big part of this board and all.
So, how do you see her futures now?
Where she is? Doing what? With who?

EDITED: I'm Sassy Eggs now. Whouuuu!!

Ange.

[Katharyn]

Oooh 2 daily threads...

Er. MKF I have to assume that she is one of those cats, like my aunts, that lives outside all the time and only comes back to leave little "gag gifts" on the pillow. And to get her food and petting.

Independent like. You know that she doesn't need you. She comes back just for her own amusement.

She was supposed to be in every episode but couldn't be arsed to turn up*S*

Typical cat. As for who she is doing that with? I am sure that she has followed W/T's example when it comes to rubbing up against another Kitty.*S*

Katharyn
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[urnofosiris]

We can have only one daily thread per day per week, heh, and Ruth beat you to it by a minute Ange. I will close this one and reopen it tonight and make it the weekend thread.

[blameburner]

Ya know, I've been wondering whatever happened to MKF, anyway? She just sort of vanished on day - but I don't even remember what day! Oh that's sad.

In my world (the one in my head, of course), MKF ran off to find a coven, she having been raised by witches was kinda partial to 'em. But her search wasn't going very well, and she got very frustrated. That's when she fell in with a bad crowd (what would one call a group of cats? A pack? A gaggle? A herd?)

This bad crowd was actually a gang called Hell's Kitties. MKF was seduced by the feelings of family, even though her "family"'s love was conditional upon how much milk she stole from baby bottles and how many mice she terrorized for lunch money.

Things were going fine until one day she saw a flash of red and blond hair, and had memories of her two mommies. The gang leader, Butch, came into MKF's room and started hissing at her for being so emotional about a coupld of witches. MKF shrieked "Get out! Get out! Get out!" and was promptly kicked out of Hell's Kitties.

So she was alone again, roaming the streets looking for a meal. She was a desperate kitty, all her hope for finding a loving home faded. Then, out of nowhere, she was rescued by a teenager, a kindred spirit if you will, with long dark brown hair and a bit of a stealing problem.

[urnofosiris]

I seem to recall some writer figure saying MKF would be back this season. Could he have been like.....lying?



I think MKF ran off long ago and found her own pussy to play with, she must have been inspired.(*)

(*)And the cheesiest innuendo of the year award goes to...*moi*
Thank you, thank you, no really, I am honored, and sober believe it or not, just a bit sleep deprived.

[JoanneHillier]

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I think MKF ran off long ago and found her own pussy to play with, she must have been inspired.(*)

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Thanks for a laugh!

I think the writers don't know what to do anymore.

[Bagheera]

This takes me back a year, when I went for a walk and came home with a tiny, black, mewing, intensely hungry lost kitten. His name is now "Haju (Nepalese for 'hey, you!')", and he caught his first mouse this week - good boy, get another one!

I know that Tara and Willow did the responsible thing and desexed MKF at the earliest opportunity and I'm sure they brought her up to be polite, charming and plaintive, so that when she got lost, she was adopted by a kindly family.

Kittens are cute, but cats will warm your bed at night.

[Hair Annoyed]

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what do you call a group of cats? a pack? a gaggle? a herd?

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How about a pride?

[Scout]

Well, Im down in Florida again. My mom has been having health problems. According to the doctors, over fifty years of taking epilepsy medicine has taken a toll on her brain. She has tremors, she can no longer walk, and she has almost lost the ability to speak. My mom and I are very close no one knows me like she does so Ive been spending my vacation time coming down to see her just because I dont know how much time she has left.

And onto happier news, I saw Spiderman yesterday. Not a great script, but the effects were super. Hopefully, well find time to see Star Wars next.

As for Miss Kitty, she belongs in the same group as Tara. ME didnt show either of them the proper respect, so both will live on at the Pens board. So take that, ME.

Hope everyone has a safe and happy weekend!

[tommo]

MKF got outta dodge before the bullets started flying. She clearly saw the lesbian cliche approaching a long time before either Willow or Tara did. Clever kitty.

I would imagine she's set up home with the dolphins and the half-camels, sitting around at night reminiscing on days past in the dorm...bless...

It's windy today. My poor dad is trying to do the gardens and only succeeding in sending bits of grass flying to the four corners of the earth, heh heh. He's a great bloke, but you know, persistent in the face of adversity.

[tyche]

Sunnydale is a town where kittens are used as poker chips. So if MKF escaped being kidnapped by Spike, she was a lucky kitty indeed...

[Puff]

Tyche that was my guess as well after all Spike is evil. There's a little kitten at the stable that looks exactly like MKF, she's very cute.

It's memorial day weekend here so I have Monday off as well, the weather is nice and I intend to make the most of it before I fly to the UK next weekend.

[BBOvenGuy]

I think Miss Kitty is still with Willow's mom, which means she's been learning all sorts of things about how terrible the exploitation of native peoples was.

This is the biggest non-religious weekend of the year for me. [b:be0d776fad] The Indy 500 is tomorrow!!![/b:be0d776fad] It should be a good race this year, too. Sarah Fisher starts 9th, and her teammate Robbie Buhl starts 2nd. Plus there's the Grand Prix of Monaco and NASCAR's Coca-Cola 600 tomorrow, too.

Unfortunately, I've gotten behind on my new book. I'm hoping I can get caught up today.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

[Aduka]

I could see MKF hanging out at Willows parents house, catching mice and snagging ankles(when people walk down the hall way).

Hope you catch up on your writing Bob
Its chore day for me, ooh stop the fun
Have a great wknd kitties and happy Memorial Day(early)!!! the unofficial start of summer
-Sarah

[xita]

I have 3 days off as well I am planning on resting but I wanted to wish all the kitties who are going out of town a safe trip. I hope you all have lots of fun!

And yes, the 500 and the 600 tomorrow. It's racing heaven!!!

[BBOvenGuy]

Xita, Juan Montoya's on the pole at Monaco, with David Coulthard second. The Schumacher brothers have the second row. Maybe the race won't be a Ferrari blowout, for once.

[ninjitsugrrl]

I'd like to think maybe Dawn took in Miss Kitty Fantastico. We just haven't seen her yet. It's like babies on soap operas. You know they're there but the writters seem to forget about them. A good weekend to all!

[juri sempai]

She's sitting in Tara's dorm room waiting for her to come home.

Aw damn, that's sad.

Ummm ummm ~happy thoughts happy thoughts~ I'm going to a party tonight. But I have no intention of drinking lots of alcohol. After a bad night of drinking too much vodka... I've decided drinking just does not agree with me.

[Bookcat]

Ruth: "She clearly saw the lesbian cliche approaching a long time before either Willow or Tara did. Clever kitty."

Not to split hairs, but isn't MKF a lesbian cliche all on her own?

Also, in case anyone cares, the New York Times Magazine has a really interesting article about a 13 year old transgender girl who's "passing" for a guy in his latino neighborhood in California. I figured there would be people on this board who'd be interested. (try nytimes.com).

[AlexisMQ]

Scout - I am sorry to hear about your mom. I am glad you got to see Spiderman though, and do hope you get to see Star Wars. I loved it!

Well, it is Memorial Day Weekend. I have to work today, but I leave tommorrow for a blissful two week vacation. Well, I am going to Arkansas, so I don't know how blissful it can be. *laugh* But I do get to see my mom and sister and spoil my nephew rotten for his 1st birthday. It will be nice to get away and just veg. They have been working me long hours the past few days especially so I need to veg. *laugh*

As for MKF, she is currently at home on a cruise ship where she is loved and adored by all. She has fish whenever and wherever she wants and tons of people to dote on her.

Have a great weekend kitties!!! Those that have three days off... really enjoy it!

[Gatito Grande]

Well, in my capacity as a Hope Kitty, I choose to believe that MKF pulled a "Bones" (ala Dr. McCoy in The Wrath of Khan/The Search for Spock), and is holding onto Tara's soul until such time ([b:d3acac79b4] *SOON*[/b:d3acac79b4]) as it is reunited w/ that heavenly [i:d3acac79b4] (heh)[/i:d3acac79b4] flesh.

GG [i:d3acac79b4] HK4WT[/i:d3acac79b4] Out

[BoredNow99]

We all know Miss Kitty Fantastico has a catnip problem.
Well, just like all the other members of the Scooby gang, this year was not a good one for our frisky feline because that problem turned into a full-blown addiction.
All was going well for awhile, but just as Willows magic grew, so did MKFs fascination with the witchs skill. And she wanted a piece of the action.
But being a cat she didnt have access to herbs and potions and spells, so she began to rely more heavily on the catnip.
Morning, noon and night it was all she thought about. Then, while out on the tiles one night, she found a pet store in the seedy part of town.
It looked normal enough from the outside, but it hid a sinister secret.
This place dealt in black market catnip, chock-full of extra vitamins, nutrients and a secret ingredient that could have a kitty tripping from now until next week.
MKF always felt like she just wasnt good enough for Willow and Tara. They were witches pretty soon theyd realise they had no need for a cat with no powers.
So she let herself be seduced and before she knew it she had becomeDark Magic Catnip Miss Kitty Fantastico.
DMCMKF was a cat possessed, rampaging through Sunnydale with her claws out, ready to slash anything that got in her way. Only one animal could save her.
The scrawny, fur-infested tabby cat that had once been her constant companion back in the day found DMCMKF in the depths of despair outside the home for unwanted kittens, ready to turn herself in.
Flea-pit, as he was affectionately known, hadnt been there when she needed him but he was pretty sure he knew what would pull her back from the edge now.
She looked at him with disdain as he approached shed never been one for the tomcats but her resolve dissolved when she saw what he was rolling towards her.
It was their old yellow ball with the bell inside. The one she had broken when she was just a fuzzball.
And she knew he would always love her, and, though she could never explain why, that made everything okay.
MKF is now in rehab, learning how to live a catnip-free life.

Heh. Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[Killin Joke]

LOL Maybe they'll bring MKF back next season to use her as a vehicel to carry Tara's voice, in some weird ouja-board session. Right now, nothing surprises me anymore...

[lovekitten1221(d)]

i think miss kitty is busy concieving a plot to take over the world! lol. well, i didn't know if this had been posted yet, or if people knew yet, so i thought i'd take the liberty. if it has been posted, feel free to edit my post and delete it. i found this while surfing my email from intelligentx. i found this very disturbing:

-- World Entertainment News Network

BRITNEY SPEARS is set to spook fellow blonde babe SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR in hit TV show BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.

The singer is reported to be appearing in six episodes of the teen series' next season as a nightmarish demon pitted against Gellar's do-gooding, undead-battling Buffy.

An insider is quoted in British newspaper the DAILY STAR as saying, "This will be an amazing sight. Britney and Sarah Michelle Gellar are two of the world's most gorgeous girls.

"Millions will tune in to see the two of them fighting in their trademark figure-hugging outfits."

Britney is hoping to consolidate her acting career following her debut feature CROSSROADS earlier this year. --

what is she gonna do? blind buffy with her superpowered breasts? god! i mean, first they kill off tara (which i'm still denying), and then they bring on BRITNEY SPEARS? i swear to god, joss fell off a cliff and the devil has taken over his body. this is horrible. oh well.

kisses, snuggles, and much much kitty love-
lovekitten

Edited for silly mistakes in spelling, although there'll probably be more...

[VampNo12]

I think Miss Kitty was sent to some other dimension over the summer when Willow was practicing spells for Buffy's resurrection. Willow probably was in the middle of a spell when Miss Kitty got in the way, and by accident she disappeared. Right now she is in land of shrimp happily getting fat, and wondering where her "mommies" disappeared to.

[Epicurus]

lol at the DMCMKF!

Hmm... I think MKF has been around all along. We just didn't see her on screen.
Right now she's reading up on the magic books, working on the schematics for Tara's resurrection in Season 7.

[BBOvenGuy]

Congratulations to [b:89929ddeb5] Helio Castroneves[/b:89929ddeb5] for winning his second straight Indy 500! Helio becomes the first back-to-back winner since Al Unser Sr. won in 1970 and 1971.

It was a wild race, with 21-year-old rookie Tomas Scheckter holding a comfortable lead until he crashed late in the race. Helio stayed on the track when everyone else came in for refueling, and then he had to stay ahead of everyone else without running out of fuel. He wouldn't have made it if there hadn't been a crash on the next-to-last lap that brought out the caution flag. I think the last lap was the most suspenseful caution lap I've ever seen.

And of course, after the race was over, Helio stopped at the start/finish line, climbed out of his car and jumped up on the fence. And just like last year, his whole team jumped up on the fence with him.

Sarah Fisher had a long day. Her radio went out after around 20 laps, so she had to do all her fuel calculations herself while she was driving in order to figure out when to make a pit stop. Plus her car wasn't handling well, and there were only so many adjustments they could make during the race because Sarah could only tell the crew what was happening through hand signals during her pit stops. Still, she finished the race, winding up 24th. Maybe that'll be a good enough job to get some sponsorship for the rest of the season.

[Killin Joke]

Uch... I sincerely hope those Britney-rumours (spoilers ?) aren't true. I mean: c'mon, shoving a classy top actrice like Amber Benson aside for this ! /shakes head/ Oh, that's right, they're going for the boy-ratings... Well, no surprise there then. Britney may be blonde and cute, like Sarah (Say, are those two friends in real life or not ? SMG's parody of Britney was ever so "touch") but the big difference is "Sarah can act" (and sing apparently), as for Britney, I haven't seen "Crossroads" (not going to) but the trailer didn't seem all that special. I suggest she sticks to what she's good at: exploiting her sex-appeal in her video's and haunt the radio's with her pop-songs.

[ninjitsugrrl]

Just had to post and say that all of the theories about MKF's wherabouts and dealings are cracking me up!

[Katharyn]

Perhaps Britney is a reason for me to return to the show after they destroyed it this year.

Errrr no actually. It might have driven me away anyway.

Katharyn
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