ok, I just read through the their sypnosis for Buffy, and took out some excerts for your entertainment:
[i:07a66c8bb6]This season her younger sister, Dawn, who is also a slayer, will join Buffy.[/i:07a66c8bb6]
I'm sorry, did I miss something there, have I been watching another Buffy?!? Since when is Dawn a vampire slayer... last I heard, she was/is a key!
[i:07a66c8bb6]Just last season, sex was either shown or implied between Buffy and Parker, Buffy and Riley, Xander and Anya, Spike and Harmony, and Oz and Veruca. In addition, homosexual undercurrents manifested between Willow and a fellow Wicca practitioner.[/i:07a66c8bb6]
Good god, people are actually having sex?!?! The horror's! I mean NOBODY has sex, it just doesn't happen, I mean we were all hatched from eggs... no one had sex, we just appeared!
[i:07a66c8bb6]In another, Buffy issued this warning to Spike: I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. Ive got muscles youre never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne and youd beg me to hurt you just a little more.[/i:07a66c8bb6]
Well this was actually Faith in Buffy (oh the thoughts!) and everyone knew that Faith was way more sexually explicit in using her words than anyone else on the show, but then I don't expect them to know this considering they don't actually watch the show, they just take it at face value... I mean granted the show is called "Buffy The Vampire Slayer", but these people are jusr talking out of their arses!
[i:07a66c8bb6]Other episodes have contained implied nudity, homosexual fantasies, masturbation, anatomical references, and references to orgasms and kinky sexual practices.[/i:07a66c8bb6]
When has there been implied homosexual fantasies (seriously I wanna know... cause I wanna watch it again

And omg, the show is teaching us biology! Please, I knew all about sex before Buffy came out... either from school or from my mum (she's very cool!)
[i:07a66c8bb6]Offensive language has included "bitch bastard, hell, damn, ass, and piss. Violence on Buffy the Vampire Slayer is not only frequent, but also very graphic. Buffys encounters with demons and other creatures often end in bloodshed.[/i:07a66c8bb6]
So the don't expect violence? HELLO!? earth to close minded freaks! They are seriously expecting Buffy to have a fight with this demon and then be like "Wow, that was a good fight... so you are gonna stop trying to take over the world now?" and then the demon to stop his plans for Armaggedon, and get a job at a fast food joint?! Yea, I can imagine being served in MacDonalds by a Chaos demon! And these guys are honestly telling me that they have NEVER swore in their entire existence?! Not even the odd "Bloody hell" or "Piss off"?! That's b/s! And I want to now apologise for my ramble, but people like this really grate my cheese! again sorry for the rant! I will now go and look for that 'homosexual fantasy' scene

luv Salem xxx