It's One Down, 2 to go Friday MKF! 12-13-02

[sparrow]

There's no crying in the tv land. Buck up and take it like a man Joss, you made your show and now it's cancelled. Pardon me while I gloat.

[WebWarlock]

JASD,

As of today I officially bow to your superior bitterness!

All I can add to that is, "All stories end, FireFly's ended sooner."

Warlock

[Jimmi Magnus]

WW, you forgot something:
"Or did it? Yes it did"


JASD: Great post!

[La]

ha ha!

awesome

[BBOvenGuy]

What more needs to be said? Especially when smilies work much better...






I must say, though, that I am looking forward to watching the show on whatever cable network FOX sells it to for scrap. I'd like to see for myself just how bad it was.

[justastraightdog]

Warlock, Jimmy, thanks. Btw, WW, it was me on the DA board.

And know I read Jay-Dubya's message and it's really a shame how predictable he has become.

Here's something to add to the fun of it - Firefly is so bad, even it's cancellation isn't worth a headline on mediaweek, zap2it or the futoncritic anymore. The all are talking about the cancellation of ABC's MDs - no-one mentions Firefly. ME is really down to its core fans (and core foes, for that matter), this isn't even a whimper anymore, that's just silence. And I hope that it's a foretaste of what to expect next May.

[AlexisMQ]

Hehehehe..... I just have to say.... WOOHOO!!! Why do I feel like singing Ding Dong the Fruitfly's Dead? HEHEHEHEHE... thanks for the link xita.

[Zippy]

You know I have had a really bad day at work today, I've worked 12 hrs & I have to go back tomorrow morning at 5am, but this news really made me all with the Woo & Hoo .

[starlitefaeriegrrrl]

yay, such happy goodness!!

*does happy dance*

big raspberry in your direction, joss! ha ha f--khead.

[JulesP600]

YAY!!!!

[Rane018]

i have a press release from karma:

She prefers to be called justice. FYI...

[pagnmickie]

Awwww... poor ... NOT!!!!

Mwahahahahahahaha... *cough cough gasp* oh erm... sorry!

-Mickie

[LeatherQueen]

Oh yes.. this is just such a happy, happy day. Joss gets his FireFly axed, and I get my big fat Christmas bonus.

Heh... Karma's a bitch, but she's a very amusing bitch right now.

[jsr]

Well, I've been having a bad couple of weeks, but now that I've read this I feel a little bit better.

Now if only they could fill that time slot with a drama about a cute lesbian couple in love...

[Patches]

Well shucks, isn't that a pity,
's show was really sh*tty.
The network said Firefly sucked,
Now is really really F***ed.
He blew us off, his Buffy fans,
Killed Tara, made Willow damned.
His days were numbered, we've all known
The king of 's knocked off his throne.

****

[Blue Pariah]

I believe the proper response here is:

NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH!

*PBTHHHH!*

We have to make sure that its something that someone at Jay-Dubya's maturity level can understand.

[urnofosiris]

LOL Rane and justastraightdog
Well seeing as we paid a high price at the end of season shit, I feel I have some spare Karma to use and gloat at Joss Whedon and mock that pathetic cavity causing post of his. So he cares about his cast now, he would not happen to be sorry he won't get the opportunity to put someone who has put years into his show on and off screen in the credits for one episode only to blow their character away, a one ep credit deal is a "necessary" part of the plot as well of course.
The way he described it working on FireFly must have been heaven on earth, I could just imagine the cast and crew skipping along merrily to the Sound of Music in between takes. Well bad things happen in real life I am told and it is just a show and the show must go on, another show that is, not this one.

[ruby]

I guess the Midas touch really is a curse. Eventually it makes you suffer.

[Warduke]

After such good news, posting in this thread once is not enough

I just wanted to add this...

Merry Christmas Joss!

It could not have happened to a more deserving person, and I truly mean that

[Pudds]

Oh dear, he must feel awful.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... whoops, I just pissed myself laughing.. hahahahahahahahaha

[sikarja]

BIG smile, like this

[LadyBrymstone]

Awwww, poor, poor Joss. You forgot that Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice. Well, we all know what you've been and you know it, too. That's one hell of a lump of coal you've got in your stocking this year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[jixer]

Hello Kittens-

Karma's a bitch?

Good Girl! Here, Karma, have a heap of Milkbones and there's more for the puppies. Sooo cute

I guess this means no Firefly Christmas Special.

Bye Firefly


Jixer

[darkmagicwillow]

I never saw the show, but the comments here have been hilarious, and I love the title, "Two to Go." If another show gets cancelled, will the thread be "Grave?" (-;

[emma peel]

Go, Karma!
(Do you think some of us might still be a tad bitter about season sux??)
Janice

[Wytchi Grrl]

Back times three?

Not quite but heres hoping!

[Dumbsaint]

The chat whores strike again. Ah, the beauty of fermented bitterness as it froths forth into distillation. I have been appointed to share the song parody goodness.

Oh, and Ruth. We dedicate this first one to you.

"La, la, la, la, la - I'm just glad that this dumb show is dead cause it's crap and it's all he cares about" (to the tune of Kylie Minogue "Can't Get you outta my head")

"I'm gonna knock you out, Kitty said knock you out-"

"I'm too sexy for my show, too sexy for my show, off the air i goooo"

"Ratings roasting on an open fire, hellbeasts nipping at your toes..."

"Once upon time i was king of the air, now i can't keep one on tv, nothing i can do, total eclipse of the show"

"Mammia Mia lost a show again, why why- did I let Amber go?"

"Everytime i see them falling i get down on my knees and pray, i'm waiting for the axe to strike oh please won't you let my flop show stay"

"Someone left my show out in the rain..."

"I'm gooooing down the drain, i'm gooooing down the drain, what a perilous feeeeling, my rep's shit agaaaain..."

" I can feel it coming off the air tonight..."

"It just died on the air tonight- musta been something I said..."

"Near, far, wherever you are- you know that my show isn't on..."

"Shut your fucking face spuffy fucka, your show's a fucking flop, spuffy fucka..."

And another in the South Parkian vein... "Weeeeeell Firefly was ditched like it shoulda been ditched it's the dumbest show in the whole wide world..."

"My shows are bad, they're bad, you know it. you know they're bad, they're bad you know it. and the world wants to watch ssomething else, they'll just tell you again .. Who's bad?"

"You don't send me Nielsens.... anymore"

"It's gonna die every day"

An old Joss favorite... "Firefly's gone to hell, how else can this be? Nobody is watching me..."

"Flame, ME's gonna burn forever, we're gonna prove we are high, HIGH, we're gonna make cliched shows, no one will remember our names, remember remember..."

Please. Feel free to add to the repertoire. Try it. It works with pretty much any ol' song. Try it, it's fun!

[Jennifer]

Ha! He soo had that coming. Karma is most certainly a bitch. Have a happy weekend kittens.

[dulcinea]

yay..bye bye Firefly

and I've thought of a great theme song for . It's an old Mockers song (a 80's NZ band), called "one black friday"
this is the verse that really struck me...
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..though he knows the way to go,
the worst has yet to come
his fraudulent adventures will come undone...
One Black Friday..
forgets his ethics when he's out for enjoyment,
burns all the rulebooks when it's time for deployment of blame,
rain that thunders down the streets, it sounds so sweet
...when you're a loser...one black friday.

---

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[Diebrock]

Well, I gotta say, chat whores, that were some truely inspired songs.
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