It's Xita's birthday Tuesday MKF 12/3/02

[walker(d)]

Happy birthday Xita!

At 31 you're only nine years from reaching your prime!

[The Big I T]

Happy Birthday xita. I hope it's a great one for you in every way...

[LostSoul]

Happy Birthday Xita!

Have a blast on your special day

[urnofosiris]

Oh rofl j uk, I don't think anyone can top that one.

[Willowlicious]

Happy Birthday, ya sexy thing!

Amy

[Dumbsaint]

Ode to a Ho

Bold in her britches
Mayever she go-
Wranglin' troll bitches,
Soothing Kitty woe;
Board Mama, Hot Yama,
We love you, you ho.

Nights filled with boobies and
Chat room carousing,
To the panties of loose women
Giving good dowsing;
Bitching at Brian's connection- so slow!
We love our Xita, we love our ho!

Sticking it to Joss,
Representing our rage;
Eye-balling our smut till it
Drips off the page;
Leaving in your wake
Girls aquiver with goo;
At your approach
Even Amber coos, "Ooh!"
To you forever let Kitties be true
Happy birthday, you ho;
Happy birthday to you!


Heh... now bend over like a good birthday ho.

[willntlover]

Happy birthday chica!

-Will

[sparrow]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Z!!!!!!!
Alright now you need to get started on those 31 shots with 31 Guiness pints.
May you enjoy your special day and have many smutty Willow and Tara dreams.

[bowieinberlin]

Happy birthday Xita. I tried to get Michael Jackson to sing this for you, but alas, he was busy dangling babies from heights...

"Xita it's your birthday. Happy birthday Xita..."

You know, it's a Simpsons thing.

[tommo]

Sweet Jesus, Julia. Always the poetic one. Hee. Freakin' brilliant.

Xita you ho. Are ya drunk yet? Is there any chance of me giving you a birthday present you'll never forget. Y'know, in the boiler room? [img:4cacd1ff9a]http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/otn/funny/lew.gif[/img:4cacd1ff9a]

And uh, these are for you... [img:4cacd1ff9a]http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/ups/layla_phoenix/boobies.gif[/img:4cacd1ff9a]

[Dumbsaint]

Heh. Boiler room. The one discarded line from Xita's birthday ode (because I couldn't come up with another rhyming couplet that I liked) was "insert horniness here about 'library cage.'"

[Pipsqueak]

Happy Birthday Xita! Wishing you a day filled with cake, presents, and smut.

and ROFL at J uk's animation! I've been staring at that thing for the past 5 minutes.

[sparrow]

Shouldn't there be birthday lap dances for our smuterific leader, I've got many singles to spend so z can have a happy birthday.

[KJchicago]

Happy Birthday Xita!! After J-uk's illustration, there is nothing that I can think of that I could add graphically. . .

Enjoy!! Hope you don't have to work too hard today.

As for me, I am snowed in in the Windy City.

[Warduke]

I already big red fonted your ass in the December birthday thread so I won't do that again, but I will do this...

Happy Birthday xita![img:aa2243ad19]http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/party/birthday.gif[/img:aa2243ad19]


She loves blue

Have a great day (and a great year) sweetie [img:aa2243ad19]http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/love/love.gif[/img:aa2243ad19]

We're at a very different place then we were a year ago. Last year, we were all looking forward to a great year of W/T, well we know how that turned out, but through it all, the board is still here and we're still going strong, W/T will live on forever here and just look at the good that the board does, it's simply amazing.

Your dedication to keeping this community together is remarkable, so here's to you hun [img:aa2243ad19]http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/party/beerchug.gif[/img:aa2243ad19]


ps: Julia

[xita]

Thank you so much everybody. And boucing early in the morning can't get better than that, I love it. I am 31, and it feels good , I am already graying so no point worry about that. Life's good , especially with all these lovely kitten thoughts. Thank you so much guys, I hope you all are having as nice day as I am

jho and brian so true... w/t will always be #1 here, as long as i got breath in me

[Rane018]

OYE! hable contigo ayer y no me dijiste que era tu cumpleanos?!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, amorxita! hugs and kisses and lots of w/t loving!

(sorry i dont have graphics or cool fonts. lol.)

[BoredNow99]

Xita, I have no big fonts, no flashy colours, no poetry, no spanking smileys, no jiggly boobs.

So I will just say happy birthday, and I hope you get to drink a good deal of the black stuff today, tonight, and well into tomorrow morning too

[kpmuse]

Ooooh! It's Xita's Birthday! Happy day today! Enjoy it and have a wonderful and lovely year! Everyone says our 30's are the best time in our lives!

[rhiannongayle]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XITA !!!!

[Zippy]

Happy Birthday Xita

[Kendahl897]

Happy birthday....

[Nix42]

Happy Birthday Xita - have a large one for me!

[maudmac]

Happy birthday, xita. I hope you have a ridiculously blissful birthday.

Some gray hair is a small price to pay for all that wisdom, huh?

[MadeinNZ]

Happy Birthday Numero Uno Kitten.

We're all here because of you. I can't thank you enough.

[scifiacid]

Xiiiittttttaaaa! I was SO totally prepared. I even had this momentous day marked on not one, but two calendars and yet, ya ho's are much to quick for me. Already 3 pages worth of Happy Ho'days and I've just gotten here...hmph.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

You're birthday present shall be me, in chat where you can talk dirty to me all you like and I promise not to blush or faint dead away....wweeee

...nice poem Julia, ya bint!

And the jiggly boobies...hehe...hehe...niiiiiiice.

Hi Ruth!

[WiccansIllusion]

Hey lady happy birthday!!!!

[Hanki]

happy birthday day! have a great day! (or whats left of it )

[Avern1]

Happy BIRTHDAY XITA You I not speak well english but I remembered that is something - I wish you luck, happy, fitness, gifts, well in work and very long life.

[ninjitsugrrl]

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Xita, happy birthday to you!