Heeeee...When I was first reading that essay, I had the eyebrow of concern arched way up high...Then the end. "Huh--HEEE!" How cute.
As for what object would I be? How 'bout Miss Kitty Fantastico? She's a moving, breathing object.

I'd get love from W&T and could give kitty kisses and snuggle up with the warmness in the red satin sheets.

I wouldn't have gotten lost for two years, though... I was just playing with a big catnip mousie under the bed!
