Ooooo, I like this thread. My favourites so far are 'five seasons pissed away', 'once more with cliche', 'what the frilly heck?' and 'Grrrr Barf'
Here's my attempts
Spuffy, Spuffy, clich, crayon
Equality? Not so much
Promises, lies, dead lesbian
Season 7? After this???
Tara wasted, crying shame
Spike humps invisible Buffy
Xander eats potato chips
Good start, lame ending
Smug writers betrayed fans
I'm gonna stop now before I get too carried away.
kw