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An odd little Contest...

Postby Epicurus » Sun Jun 16, 2002 4:02 pm

Grimalkin, I love your list but Jay as Wesley? LOL!
That is the funniest one yet.
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An odd little Contest...

Postby Penrose Orleans » Sun Jun 16, 2002 4:57 pm

I'm a huge fan (though I admit it embarrases me to say it sometimes)-- your list is HILARIOUS!!! One question: who would Joss be??? :evil
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An odd little Contest...

Postby Epicurus » Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:18 pm

My vote for Joss in a Kevin Smith movie would be in the part of The Golgothan.
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An odd little Contest...

Postby Killin Joke » Wed Jun 19, 2002 12:42 pm

Ok, I just had to make a Xena-list. :) I can't seem to escape my past... /chuckle/ In the future I hope to write a comparative essay about Xena and Buffy, in which I will hope to reveal the parallellisms, all the storylines, characters Joss might have "stolen" from Rob: the great, and unfortunately the bad, all in good fun of course ;) For now, a first attempt:

Buffy = straight, non-subtext Xena: both the title heroines
Willow = Gabrielle, back in her good old redhead days, when she was still babbling like our Will
Tara = gay, maintext Xena: kinda obvious since they both got killed, might have the whole ghost-thing in common -> here the peaceful, caring, enlightened Xe
Xander = Joxer: enough said: sometimes knows his place, other times obnoxious beyond belief, comic relief (often failing miserably with the slapstick), has fans and adversaries
Anya = I was going with Salmoneus, the gold-digging merchant, but maybe Meg's a better match for Jox: keen on the whole sexthing, also fond of dinars...
Dawn = Eve: ok, so Xena and Eve are mother and daughter: they both got used as the young girl who gets thrown into the 5th season
Giles = Eli, Gab's spiritual guide, friend - Giles has also been teaching Willow, always been very fond of her
Spike = Ares: they both got the whole bad boy thing going for them - also Ares's character got weakened, neutered (loss of godhood) near the end, and he got used for comedy
Clem = maybe the Chewbacca, hairy, furry monkey-like creature from the ep "The Way": I forgot his name, but it was a good character
Joyce = Cyrene, Xena's mum
Harmony = Discord, wannabebad, had a bit of a thing with Ares, as Harmony had with Spike, sticking around to move on up
Faith = Callisto, Warrior Queen: human, Xena's archenemy, pleasantly psychotic - the whole obsession thing with Xe, like Faith with Buffy
Drusilla = Callisto as immortal: losing it even further
Glory = Callisto, Warrior Goddess - alright, Callisto is just a kick-ass character, you can never get enough of her
Darla = Alti: weird comparison, but they both have this voice-thing going for them
Angel = Borias: once bad, turned good
Cordelia = Aphrodite: the lingo, the clothes, the attitude: Dite used to be one of the baddies but not quite, near the end she's good, becomes part of the gang
Wesley = uhm, Hippocrates ? Obviously smart, but wants to do his job to well, misses field experience in the beginning, but is sure to make a wonderful doctor, watcher, whatever
Riley = Hercules, Mister Nice Guy, muscular, bla, bla
Oz = Perdicas, Gab's first love (young and stupid), she didn't know any better, innocent and naief, experimenting, not knowing about Xena's love yet - glad he's out of the picture ;)
Adam = demon Indrajitt: Xena needs supernatural help to defeat him, as did Buffy
evil bitch monster of death = Najara: same haircut, bugged me beyond belief, annoying
Major = Caesar: visions of grandeur
principal Snyder: Cortese: ruined Xena's youth, comparable with Buffy
Amy = Velasca, like Gab and amazon, turned bad, as with Amy: powers used for evil
Forrest = Iolaus
Graham = Jason
both buddies of Riley, Herc
Kendra = Boadicea: both from a different culture, different accent, both get killed in battle
Warren, Andrew, Jonathan: pick irritating characters: Yodoshi, samourai with terrible accent, Ulysses, a.k.a. Useless
...
That's about it, for now. It's a first draft, a start. Any comment, suggestions, corrections are welcome. Had a blast with this. Wicked idea :)
Killin Joke
 


An odd little Contest...

Postby ennui24 » Wed Jun 19, 2002 2:16 pm

Here's my list so far. Zahir, thanks for giving me something to ponder on my 45-minute drive to work!

Assuming everyone starts at Year 1 (ie. WttH):

Buffy - Evan Rachel Wood
Willow - Julia Whelan
Giles - Morgan Freeman
Tara - Kate Winslet
ennui24
 


An odd little Contest...

Postby Penrose Orleans » Wed Jun 19, 2002 5:50 pm

Something about Morgan Freeman as Giles makes me happy... oh well, I don't know. I've barely ever seen him anyway! Tired now...
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An odd little Contest...

Postby ennui24 » Wed Jun 19, 2002 11:43 pm

Yeah, Morgan Freeman is the only actor I can think of who could bring the same amount of gravitas and subtlety to the role. :)

A few more:

Darla - Cate Blanchett
Faith - Jennifer Garner
Drusilla - Christina Ricci
Angelus - Anthony Hopkins

and can we create special villain roles for Alan Rickman, Kevin Spacey, and Anjelica Huston?
ennui24
 


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Postby Jennifer » Thu Jun 20, 2002 8:57 pm

[quote:547ab78ab7][b:547ab78ab7][i:547ab78ab7]Quote:[/i:547ab78ab7][/b:547ab78ab7]
"My vote for Joss in a Kevin Smith movie would be in the part of The Golgothan."
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The Shit Demon, that's perfect!
Jennifer
 


An odd little Contest...

Postby the kat whisperer » Sat Jul 06, 2002 8:51 pm

I thought I'd drag this thread up again, since I'm quite depressed at the moment and needed a giggle. Anyhoo, I was going to do a list of muppets from the Muppet Show as Buffy characters, but I can't for the life of me remember all the names of the blasted muppets. :mad Like what were the names of the two grumpy old men that sat in that balcony thing in the theatre??? Then there was that Swedish chef guy, and the cast of Pigs in Space. :spin

Well, here's my list anyway for what it's worth, I think I may have mixed in the names of some sesame street characters too, but who knows... :p

Buffy = Kermit the frog (coz, y'know she's so green 'n bouncy)
Willow = Elmo (well, she does like his pelt so much, plus he's so cute)
Xander = Ernie (coz he's so stoopid)
Giles = Bert (he always seemed the more intelligent of the muppets)
Tara = Cookie Monster (coz CM is my absolute favourite muppet in the whole world... :grin )
Dawn = Fozzie Bear (dunno, had to be one of them)
Anya = Gonzo (...apart from the big nose thing)
Spike = Oscar the Grouch (the only truly evil muppet, ;) )
Angel = Big Bird (yes, I know, the resemblance is scary...:shock )
Cordelia = Miss Piggy (this one's a tad obvious, me thinks)
Riley = Rowlf (he had to be played by the big dog type muppet since apparantly MN named the character after her own pooch)
Oz = Animal (hmmm, tiny, hairy, gets a bit wild occasionally, nuff said)

Okay, that was amusing to my little brain, I'm going to go far away now... ;)

kw
the kat whisperer
 

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