Good gravy!
I've been away from the board so long--to think, I almost missed Xita's birthday!
It's hard to post this verse in the same thread as J-Ho's exceptionally skilled ode

, but for Xita's big day, I'll do...anything...

:
There once was a wench named Xita
Who was wont to imbibe by the liter
Her kittens adored her
And always implored her
To take off her top as a treat-a... (*cough*hardtorhymename*mumble*

)
Lovely Xita, birthday girl!
Dirty, splurty-- *gives Xita a twirl*
May I jump on your lap?
Give your bra-strap a snap?
Make innuendo re: "the pearl"?
Z, you're my idol, you whore
You're so witty and binty and more
Even Amber has stalked you
You're the one newbies flock to
And you've bitch-slapped Joss Whedon, so: score!
(alright, so it was a verbal slap, but he's still a bitch, so that counts in my book

)
So I'll fling all these panties your way
And give you a slurp or two, 'kay?
Now you've made my palms sweaty
But my thumbs are quite ready
To twiddle you "Happy Birthday"!!
Happy birthday Xita!!! [img:7d329d375d]http://www.picturehosting.net/image.php[/img:7d329d375d]
~petra