Random Moments

[kisstheviolets]

i'm thinking if shag carpeting worked for austin powers, it's got to work for the boschinator. yeah, baby.

i've just realized that i don't like spearmint. and i don't think i ever have.

[dorksrcool]

I'm so glad that I can read again after having eye surgery so that I can finally experience the joy that is a Sarah Waters novel.

[Auburn]

I just can't get over the mystery that is my breasts.

[GayNow]

I can't get over the mystery of Auburn's breasts either

[kisstheviolets]

there should be a study devoted to the boobie mysteries of the world - particularly auburn's. i'll volunteer to get it started... in the interest of science, of course.

[the hero factor]

This song is pretty damn cheesy, but I like singing along anyway.

[oneyedchicklet]

there should be a study devoted to the boobie mysteries of the world - particularly auburn's. i'll volunteer to get it started... in the interest of science, of course.

Will there be a documentary on the Discovery channel or perhaps A&E? I'd tune in to see it. I'm picturing Leonard Nimoy narrating saying "the mystery of Auburn's breasts. What makes them bigger? Is it her tshirt or not? Tune in to the next segment of Mystery, In Search of an Answer"

HUGS
Barb

[Tarafied4Life]

I'm picturing Leonard Nimoy narrating

Maybe throw in a musical number - duet with William Shatner?

[dorksrcool]

I just watched the movie "Thirteen" and I'm really freakin' disturbed now.

[Boschi]

Thirteen of Auburns breasts would be really disturbing. Or maybe not, maybe really just really really mysteriously really good. Really.

It's the odd number part that's freaky.

Of course, I have seen dogs with odd numbers of teats. They sort of zig zag, which makes sense I suppose - otherwise the pups would have to lie on top of one another to nurse....

[LesbianJedi87]

Im on a Buffy high!

[k-prime]

I've had to sneeze for about two hours now. If it doesn't happen soon, I might go insane.

[Lindelaure]

I had a whole lot of pizza today.
And I think I like my right breast better than my left.

[GayNow]

I had a whole lot of pizza today.
And I think I like my right breast better than my left.

Thank GAWD we're back on the topic of breasts...I thought we were going a little off track there for a minute.

[wilgen]

Talking about breasts…. These’s houses that they are building behind mine are really getting very big. Now I’m thinking… moving… or new bathroom?

[lollipopgirl]

I just watched the movie "Thirteen" and I'm really freakin' disturbed now.

"Thirteen" is a great movie, it is so honest!

I definitely like my left breast more than the right, much friendlier!... As a side note, if they keep growing like they have been, I will find it even harder to find a nice NON lacy bra!!!!

X-Katie-X

[Candleshoe]

Does this shirt look OK? I know it has horizontal stripes, and my boobs aren't the smallest in the world, but I can get away with it, can't I?

[ambercissism]

Is this The Breasts Thread?

[Auburn]

Ok ok, you can stop taking the piss Someone suggested that it was my new bra, it pushed them up and in.... well, actually I don't think it so muched pushed them up as it built scaffolding and rested them on it.

Maybe it's a wonder bra, when I took the bra off I wondered where they went.

New topic of fixation? So.... how about them broncos?

[oneyedchicklet]

Maybe it's a wonder bra, when I took the bra off I wondered where they went.

I find myself asking this same question all the time. One minute they're there and then poof. I also wonder how my daughter has such big boobs and I'm left with nothing. I have more cleavage in the back. She's definetly got her dad's man boobs.

HUGS
Barb

[GayNow]

New topic of fixation? So.... how about them broncos?

Broncos Schmoncos...let's keep talking about boobs!

[Candleshoe]

Well, as long as we are fixating, can I ask you a question I don't want to overload our rubbish health system with (and my doctor is male and would no doubt take the opportunity to perv): one of mine is very itchy. No other symptoms (and I do all the usual checks regularly). I'm right to ignore this, yes?

[watty]

one of mine is very itchy

well if it starts to get inflammed or discolour, get it looked at. Otherwise if it's just itchy, put cream on it ... or get someone to put cream on it.

In other news, I'm on a business trip to India. I'm sure there are many breasts here, some as interesting or even more than Auburn's. But I'm too distracted by the new sights and sounds to notice.
[br]

[Candleshoe]

Thanks watson.

Tell us about the "new sights and sounds", quick before my imagination implodes....

[watty]

Rein in your imagination, people. It's not what you think! Um, what were you thinking?

I just meant that it's only my second time here and everything I see is new ... shops at the side of the road; crowds gathered around a food stand; women begging and offering you balloons and flowers and you want to roll down the window and give them your spare change but you know that the minute you do that they'll all converge on your car; the contrast of the shanty towns -- no more than pieces of thick cloth spread over rickety corrugated metal boards -- against the affuent shops and cars; the traffic; the beeping of the tuk-tuks, etc ... it's such a fascinating country.

Nothing to do with breasts I'm afraid. I can barely tolerate mine and I have no one else's to enjoy.
[br]

[kisstheviolets]

with all this breast talk i feel like i should disclose the fact that:

i'm actually a hips and thighs girl.

[FineyMcFine]

We've gotta milk this breast thing for all it's worth. *groan* Er, I mean, thanks for the mammaries, gals! *double groan* Okay, no more jokes, I feel like such a boob. *triple groan*

In other news, I have unwittingly made a Gay Pride Fruit (hee!) Salad. Ingredients:

Red - strawberries
Orange - cantaloupe*
Yellow - pineapple
Green - kiwi
Blue - blueberries
Purple - blackberries

Not to mention a banana and an apple, for good measure. That's eight fruits, people! And the riot of colors makes for a lovely presentation. And TASTY.

*speaking of plump melons, as we were

[umgaynow]

It's too bad you can't have your breasts rotated like tires...then if one was your favorite or your girlfriend's or whatever, you could switch it to the other side so they could get equal time...

Also Sally...15 second penalty for criminal punning

[SithLordWiccan]

I don't know whether I should admire Sally's attempt to plug her own stuff or join in the groaning.

[FineyMcFine]

Sally's attempt to plug her own stuff

SOMEONE has to comment on this assumed-unintended double entendre.

or join in the groaning.

Join!