The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[GayNow]

A: Harold

Q: Why is the kitten formerly known as "hidden watson" no longer hidden?

[watty]

heh, Harold, that could be the correct answer you know.

A: Because the phoenix ran out of vitamin C tablets.

Q: Where do the people on the Moon go if they run out of laundry powder?
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[gabbles]

A: Inside the freezer where the King of Spain lives to ask for ketchup!

Q: How do kangaroo's bounce?

[GayNow]

A: They have a complex series of hydraulic lifts magically implanted into their feet at birth.

Q: Where's Waldo?

[dark_chylde]

A: At a poker-game together with some blast-ended screwts, a unicorn, a queer giraffe and a talking horse and loosing badly.

Q: Why is it always rainy in November?

[FineyMcFine]

A: Probably because of something you did.

Q: How many roads must a man walk down?

[GayNow]

A: As many as it takes to find the cheese.

Q: Why does snow fall on cedars?

[FineyMcFine]

A: Because that's better than falling on spruce.

Q: Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

[gabbles]

A: Because there's a B in both and an N in neither

Q: Why must Jack be Nimble?

[Modjadji]

A: Because it's the only way he can stop Jill running off with Little Miss Muffet.

Q: Why does the money in my pockets plus the money I spent on drinks never add up to the money I took to the bar?

[sakkara]

A: Because you were abducted by aliens, one of them took your place at the bar and had quite a few drinks at your expense.

Q: Why are whales sooo heavy when swimming is supposed to help you get thinner?

[Emms]

A: Because Krill is unexpectedly fattening

Q: How many pecks of pickled peppers could Peter Piper pick if Peter Piper picked pickled peppers?

[GayNow]

A: Since Patricia Piper won't let Peter Piper out of the house, he probably can't pick too many pickled peppers. Patricia, on the other hand, has an unhealthy addiction to cucumbers. Which goes a long way in explaining how Peter Piper doesn't keep Patricia Piper very satisfied.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Emms]

A: as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck..given the strickness of union regulations these days.

Q: Who put the ram in the rammalamma-ding-dong?

[Jennpurr]

A: The lesbian sheep's lover threw her former husband, the ram, into a song to get him out of the way!

Q: If a tree falls in the forest when there's noone around, does it still make a sound?

[Emms]

A: Actually, it does a little song and dance number complete with top-hat and cane.

Q: Where does the Muffin Man live?

[Jennpurr]

A: Milwaukee, WI!

Q: What is Pinocchio's sexual orientation?

[umgaynow]

A: Two quarts of gin with a sprinkle of nutmeg on top

Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop (And why does the owl talk that way anyway, is he gay or sumfin)?

[Tiggrscorpio]

A: Once a century when the earth rotates backwards.

Q: How far is it to the moon?

[Emms]

A: A hop, skip and a jump.

Q: Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

[kindagay]

A: In actual fact, neither chickens nor eggs really exist, they are just figments of our imaginations

Q: Why does food that's bad for you taste better than food that's good for you?

[Emms]

A: Because it can't say; "Excuse me, you're stepping on my tail! Would you kindly get off!!"

Q: why is the sky blue?

[kindagay]

A: Because the ocean didn't want to be the only thing that was blue

Q: What do babies dream about?

[LtSticks]

A: Because they forgot to give the apples jetpacks when they designed them.

Q: Why do cows go "moo"??

[Emms]

A: Because they have a speech impediment. What they're really trying to say is "Moooove over, you're hoggin' all the good grass!"

Q: Where's the beef?

[watty]

A: Behind you!

Q: Are people the only ones to feel love?

[Emms]

A: A shiny new pair of patent leather shoes, a watermelon flavored Jolly Rancher and a nickel.

Q: What time is it is England?

[Trom DeGrey]

A: Wood chucks are union, they don't chuck without a contract.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

[GayNow]

A: Pizza. Pizza is the meaning of life.

Q: Why is my mother a pain in the ass?

[oneyedchicklet]

A: because the moon and sun haven't been in aline for an eclipse lately

Q: why did the chicken cross the road?