From the home office in the acid snows of Quartoth
#10 Has any of the following: Willow calling out to to Tara 'oh slaaaave', Xander drinking Buffys bathwater secretly, Spike crying tears of blood at the birth of his and Buffys baby.. (all real)
#9 its told from the point of view of a fyarl demon, in the fyarl demons native language.
#8 includes any of the following ships:Royce (Riley Joyce), spawn (spike dawn), worne (willow lorne) ,or clara (clem tara). (note I have seen stories will all of these)
#7 It contains a crossover with Chips, Erik Estrada saves Buffy, they kiss.
#6 in honor of Lord Bowler, there is no #6
#5 Its sponsered by the PTC or even KFC
#4 Another vampire gets a soul..wait, thats top ten signs youre watching a bad season of buffy
#3 Spike and Xander get matching brain chips to celebrate there love (again, real fic)
#2 Cross over with scooby do that isnt humorous, Willow and Daphnie get it on, Buffy and Fred get it on , and (oh god no) scooby and spike.(I wish this wasnt real)
and the number one sign you are reading a bad fanfic..
#1 four words 'Written by mari noxon'