New Fic: Darkness Falls

[KrisBo5]

Puff, LMAO! I totally am motivated to write, it's just that I don't really have a computer to write on at home; this one's a borrowed for to check-a the email; still researching the laptop options & such. Have to say, it was very cute the way you digressed during your harassing there. . . very cute indeed!

Kris

"Frell that!"

[4WiccanLuv]

Hey there Kris...I bet you thought I'd go a whole day without harassing...nope...nu-uh...not gonna happen!



So like, you've handwritten 100 or so pages...right? And your writing hand is in an ice bucket to reduce the swelling and throbbing...right?



Writing...good!

Swelling and throbbing...bad! *hmm...pauses, thinks about about last statement* yup, very bad!



Update?

- Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres -

Edited by: 4WiccanLuv at: 9/17/02 12:17:32 am

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

well yeah Kris it was 4 am and i stayed up just for you (and the power was off most of yesterday so i couldn't jump on the net thus i had to stay all night) but now it's 1 pm here and still no update. and i feel i just caught a cold while staying last night, i have a feeling of impending sickness i wonder what B'll say to that?

motivated enough?

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

Linda, Well, honestly, I was feeling a little neglected since I hadn’t heard from you, but, voila! There you are! I have written many, many pages by hand; I need to get me a computer! As for swelling & throbbing, well, I was diagnosed w/arthritis in my right hand; specifically the index and middle fingers. Very painful! I thought it was carpal tunnel, but, no, lucky me, the big “A” Woo-hoo! Oh, well. . . .



C, I knew you were up late! And, uh, are you feeling any better? I hope so. I’m trying to type at work, I really am. Really. *Kris looks around, sees if B is listening*

Kris

“Frell that!”

[Puff]

Hum not so good with arthritis so obviously you need a computer to make writing and luckily for us updating easier. See how things can work out well? So my harassing is going to change a little bit to.



Get a computer, find a computer, type up that update, post, get a computer, find a computer, type up that update and post



Next time I'll start with naming brands to look at or stores to browse for that new PC in.

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

oh Kris,

it's so lovely to see that you are concerned for my health and i know it's not only because you're scared of B it's ok, but i know it'll only get worse, you know coughing and all the other icky stuff, and the cigarettes aren't of any help either. to summarize: it doesn't look good. keep typing and do get that laptop, womanshaped or not, and do it soon

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

Aww Kris, you poor baby...I was just kidding about the swelling throbbing, but arthritis, well that just bites weenies! Very glad you don't have CT, cuz that might require surgery and then we'd have to wait way longer for an update. *chastises self for being so selfish while Kris is in pain* Feel better!

- Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres -

[KrisBo5]

Puff: LMFAO! You kill me. . . . you really do.



Linda, “. . . bites weenies,” huh? Interesting visual there. Am thinking of buying stock in some sort of pain reliever though. . . . And, hey, you are NOT selfish; you are a dedicated harasser – don’t you forget it!



C, of course I worry for your health, darlin’ and not just cause B scares me. Though, she’s pretty good with all that, huh? Hmm, I know, I gotta get a computer!!! Bad Kris, get a computer!

Kris

“Frell that!”

[singgirl]

yes, bad Kris, get a computer!! C is not feeling well! Don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry....

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

my knight in shining armour, i so love you

Kris, i'm already scared, for your own good get yourself a comp, not soon, but like right now!

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

B & C, gettin' all large with the butch there, huh? I am scared, no doubt. You two are a very powerful duo of guilt and harassment; I'm not going to be able to stop myself from posting sometime. . . very soon.

Kris

"Frell that!"

[4WiccanLuv]

Oh oh! B is turning green with anger, her fiance feels threatened. Run Kris, shoo, flee to the nearest computer store, save yourself!



As for "stock in some sort of pain relievers"...well, tequila usually works for me!

- Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres -

[KrisBo5]

Linda, you are funny, girl! So are B & C for that matter. *See Kris look around for B & C* And, as for pain relievers, can't really go along with the tequila, kinda had to give all that up. . . if you know what I mean. Well, I should go-- um, write something. . . .

Kris

"Frell that!"

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

well that something better be an update, missy it's great to see we scare you ..erm ... to see that we matter, yes, that's it. and hey, we're funny too, in a menacing way of course, i hope.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

C, you and B are scary and funny and harass-ey and menacing all rolled up into one great big. . . I don't know, something big. And, of course I'm writing updates. Do I have a life outside of work and updates? Hmm, oh yeah, HOCKEY!!!

Kris

"Frell that!"

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

so many compliments in one post. why thank you, but don't think i lost sight of the lack of updates so hows the computer shopping going? and you do have a life: hockey, invoices and sexy little vendors some don't even have that...

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

C, and why wouldn't I compliment you? You are lovely, both of you. You make me laugh and smile and. . . write! As for the computer shopping, it's still underway; I want a good price and that involves actual research(Yipes!). And, you know, invoices and vendors and all-- they don't keep you warm at night. . . although, come to think of it, hockey does! Woo-hoo!

Kris

"Frell that!"

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

ok, i bite: how exactly does hockey keep you warm at night (i know, we already established that it does more than keep you warm in Krisworld ), but in the real world - how? i may start to play hockey myself if you give me a plausible explanation that doesn't involve luring fellow hockey players in your bed

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

C, okay, okay, I'll tell ya.' It's all about the cardiovascular. Skating and checking and shooting and all that gets the blood pumping and the chest heaving and sweat flowing. Hence the heat. . . and warmth. No luring into bed is needed(though, hey, I'm open-minded). And, oh yeah, I play at night: warm at night! HAHA! Ok, I admit, that was bad, but it's all true. So, think you wanna play?

Kris

"Frell that!"

[singgirl]

okay, you better not be tryig t get my C to "play hockey" with you....it's bad enough that you are making her ill by lack of updates...

[KrisBo5]

B, no, no, no. . . I'm trying to get her to play hockey. PERIOD. Well, then she can teach you and you both can play together. . . a whole new game! See, it's all about the love for you both. See? Um, yeah, the update. . . .

Kris

"Frell that!"

[4WiccanLuv]

la la la la la*did Kris buy a computer yet?* la la la la la...



Hmm?...hockey = blood pumping, chest heaving & sweat!

Kris, can I watch you give C the lessons? *slaps own hand* Bad me!

- Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres -

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

no luring into bed, not at all????? and here i was hoping for steamy, sweaty details hockey is boring, maybe if you'd teach me but i'm not allowed to take lessons from you.

and still no update? today is my birthday, can i have an update

B baby,

you're so sexy when you get all large with the butch with Kris

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[singgirl]

why all the talk about hockey? With MY C? Kris.....update!!!! nag nag nag!! Happy birthday C!! How old are you, my love?

Edited by: singgirl at: 9/18/02 6:15:20 pm

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

"How old are you, my love?" god you're killing me. we're getting married and for all you know i could be 60 this situation is just so funny i just turned 25, my love. do i get to unwrap you today or are you still sick ?

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

Linda, well, um, no, I didn’t get a computer, unfortunately. But I am going out tomorrow to look. Keep your fingers crossed. . . .



B & C, I don’t think I can play hockey with either one of you; you’re both youngsters! C, you need to tell people sooner, so they can wish you happy birthday! You know, on your actual birthday!!! So, belated it is, but. . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Kris

“Frell that!”

[4WiccanLuv]

k...Kris...I'll keep everything crossed...cept my eyes, cuz that might hurt...hope you find what you're looking for...



BTW...I will also use the B-Day tactic on you...tomorrow is my B-Day...turning 36...Yipes!!...will start counting backwards now....so actually...I'll be 34, yeah, that's the ticket!



Ciao!

Linda

- Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres -

[KrisBo5]

Well, uh, *Kris clears her throat* Linda, this is for you:



"Tanti auguri a tu

Tanti auguri a tu

Tanti auguri Linda

Tanti auguri a tu!"



Never said I could sing, but it's the thought that counts. Happy birthday!

Kris

"Frell that!"

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

hey, you didn't sing for me Kris i thought you loved me ... a little

Happy Birthday Linda! La multi ani! *if Kris can do Italian i can do Romanian* it means "To many years (to come)!"

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[AutumnT]

Hey Kris, don't make us beg for an update here. It's just not pretty.

Autumn

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