New Fic: Darkness Falls

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

glad you enjoyed my suggestions

good night, sleep tight, sweet dreams ... of whips, leather-clad Kris and many updates from Lady Pain!

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

C...

Well, it seems Kris has been there and done that and is not intimidated by the crazy drivers!!!



How about all the gypsies that can steal ya blind in no time flat????



More, More, More

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

barnabasvamp,

Gypsies that's even better and scarier god, how come i didn't think of it as we're swamped here with Gypsies. Kris be afraid, be very afraid and for all that's holy in this world don't carry your precious sticks with you! Gypsies might harm them. not knowing their importance - they would never be the same, those poor sticks

keep it up barnabasvamp! good work and could you give me an initial i could work with, please, so that i won't have to type the entire username every time

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

C…Morning, Sunshine! 'leather-clad Kris' There ya go again, with the images! Stop it some more!



barnabasvamp...Gypsies! That's brilliant! Yes, Kris needs to be aware of the "stick" stealing gypsies.



Kris…if you've seen one cobblestone street, ya seen em' all!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[tiyodragon]

Ooohh, that Madrine is a Snatch!!!! (I hope that's legal)



I don't like the sound of this 'choice' stuff either.



I've been derelict (sp) in my feedback of this fic, but it's awesome. I hope we see an update soon.



To Kris and 4Wiccanluv,



It sounds like a rather good sized handful of us kittens are in the accounting stuff. I do A/R, A/P, billing etc. here in Dallas.





tiyodragon

‘My girlfriend is a goddess,’ Willow thought again. ‘She is so gonna’ kick his ass.’ She almost smiled as she heard a song in her mind. ‘My girlfriend’s back and you’re gonna’ be in trouble…" Willow cleared her throat and looked around the room. ‘Okay,’ she thought. ‘I have lost it. -Tears of the Goddess by Lisa Countryman

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

you woke up already? good morning did you have a nice sleep and ... erm ... nice dreams how's the weather this morning?

"Kris…if you've seen one cobblestone street, ya seen em' all! " - i give you images and you give me fits of laughter, it's a fair trade

Kris,

Linda is up and ready. how come you're not, did you stay up late last night writing, posting updates? NOT so you know what you have to do ... but then again do what you please most: torture us

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

Kris, I have heard that the Gypsies are specifically on the lookout for "sticks" as they heard how wonderful yours are! (Don't ask me how they found out )



C;

Just use BV, yes! That's it just use me, OOPS- did I say that out loud

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

C…I'm up and raring to go, baby! I've had my triple shot of caffeine goodness and once I peel myself off the ceiling, I plan on enjoying a nice long day of harassing Kris.

Weather Report: Hmm…nothing new, kinda gloomy, a little chilly, but yet, no rain. I adore this weather, it makes me wanna curl up beside a fireplace, with a cup of hot cocoa and an U-P-D-A-T-E!! *glares at Kris*



tiyodragon…"Ooohh, that Madrine is a Snatch!!!!"… LMAO, haven't heard that word in sooooo long. Welcome…glad you decided to delurk. FYI, Kris thrives on feedback and harassment.



And yes, accounting seems to be a rather popular Kittenish occupation.



Linda

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[singgirl]

C, sorry, my damn roomie is pissing me off. Smoochies tonight?

Kris, they have me on Zyprexa and Zoloft fun fun! So, yeah, where's the update? Stop thinking about Italy and break in a new computer.

Linda, don't keep C too warm for me, okies?

[4WiccanLuv]

Yay…B is here!



Don't worry, C and I are the bestest of chums! C >only< has eyes for you!



Edited to Add: Newsflash….C…it is now, raining, yippee!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

Edited by: 4WiccanLuv at: 10/1/02 10:49:09 am

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B baby,

finally do i have to go for days without you and that roomie i knew she was bad news when it comes to our private smoochie time. next semester you should try to get a single room - i promise to make it worthwhile for you and Linda and i are just friends playing for the same harassment team, you know i would never ... and besides Linda is too much of a lady to take advantage of me ... *too bad * ahem, i mean yes, smoochies and more tonight

Linda,

so cool that it's raining. too bad Kris doesn't give us hot updates so that you could put that rain to use without overusing the shower for once i liked the newsflash thanks so do you have a lot of work today?

BV,

to use you? is that a proposition but first we need to secure Kris' sticks - they are rumoured to be very much pleasure giving and yeah, it's serious, we should warn Kris, the entire Gypsy nation has been informed about the miraculous sticks, they are quite a praised object of desire legions of Gypsies are already positioned all over in Europe hoping to put their hands on them!

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

C….Lady, huh? *scans room* Where? Of course, I'd never take advantage of you *crosses fingers behind back* while you're lonely and vulnerable!



"Legions of "stick" stealing Gypsies, Gypsy Nation, OMG…ROTFLMAO…okay, I just spit up my 4th cup of coffee, through my nose!!!!!!!!!!!!



I do have plenty of work, I'm up to my, you know what, with invoices, purchase orders and vendors. Kris and tiyodragon can vouch for how truly evil they are. : -->



B… Really!…I'd never!



Kris…I need a hot steamy update to make this rain worthwhile!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

glad i made you spit out your coffee, read laugh

yep, heard about them and naughty invoices and vendors you should be so lucky to have Kris' sticks, you know, to find a soothing distraction during too much work but we're doomed to live without the redeeming input of those sticks

KRIS, WE WANT STICKS TOO OR UPDATES OR BOTH!

c

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

tiyodragon, thanks, I’m glad you think the story is awesome; and hey, as long as you leave feedback and harass me, it doesn’t matter how derelict you are! Hehehe!



bv, have to tell you that, when we were in Florence, a little Gypsy girl tried to steal something from my bag and my friend just yelled at her: ‘Basta!’ which means enough or something like that! I just grabbed her and yelled ‘Polizia!’ The kid freaked & kicked me right in the shin. Needless to say, she got away & me and my friend went and had a gelato!



Linda, don’t read too much into Paramount; it still is just what it is: numbers and crap. Only sometimes you get to meet actors, etc. and you get a crew hat/shirt at the end of the show. Whoopee! But, we also can wear whatever we want; personally, I don’t think I’ve worn anything other than shorts and t-shirts for years and years. I love show biz!



Um, 300 pages. *gulp* I’m working on it, but 300. . . ? And, um. . . Whips ‘R Us? *double gulp*



B, my brother is on Zyprexa and something else. He was on Zoloft, but it gave him headaches. So hang in there, it’s worked wonders with him. Just make sure those docs are monitoring your bp and stuff, ‘k?



C, hello? Lady Pain? LMAO!!! Leather-clad??? Yipes, um I don’t think so. That is just a really, really disturbing image. REALLY! And, as for the Gypsies and my hockey sticks(er, this idea of my sticks has spun off into some weird euphemism-land, hasn’t it?), no worries, I think I have 8 total(wood and aluminum. . . ok, bring on the timber, lumber, etc. jokes).



C! You are a Tiny Tinkerbell Light!!! When did that happen? Woo-hoo!!!



Why write and post updates when I can, as you say, just torture you all? And it’s raining and I wanna just lay down and take a nap. . . . My co-workers think I’m nuts cause you make me LMFAO – out loud!

Kris

“Frell that!”

[Puff]

Signing in for the daily harassing of Kris, I wouldn't want to be deralict in my duties. So as always...



Please update, please update, please update, please update, waves chocolate chip cookie around, please update, please update, please update, maybe I should try beer? please update, please update, please update, tralalalah,please update, please update, please update.

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

[4WiccanLuv]

For all that's sacred!!…Kris, kicked in the shin by a little gypsy girl, no doubt, she was after the legendary miraculous pleasure giving "sticks"

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[tiyodragon]

Okay, I can put in my two yen worth of harassment!



That's funny 4WL, my names Linda too. You live in California (or at least your profile says so), and I'm originally from CA (East Bay Area)



This is to Kris...taunt...taunt...waves shiny objects in front of her...taunt...taunt...taunt. Time zones be damned!



(do you accept bribes?)



tiyo

‘My girlfriend is a goddess,’ Willow thought again. ‘She is so gonna’ kick his ass.’ She almost smiled as she heard a song in her mind. ‘My girlfriend’s back and you’re gonna’ be in trouble…" Willow cleared her throat and looked around the room. ‘Okay,’ she thought. ‘I have lost it. -Tears of the Goddess by Lisa Countryman

[4WiccanLuv]

tiyodragon…Shiver me timbers!! *winks at Kris* WooHoo!!, Another Linda running around harassing. Yes, Kris definitely accepts bribes. She'll take "sticks," whips, chains, cuffs or French maid outfits, in lieu of money.



I'm from Sunny So. Cal, well, not so sunny right now, since we seem to be having some welcome rain. I'm a lifer, I it here. So, what's the what in Dallas?



Kris, oh.oh! Beware, you've got two lovely Lindas to satisfy now, double trouble for you, missy!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

first: i'm a Teeny Tinkerbell Light haven't noticed, thanks for pointing it out. and you know that all the credit goes to you KRIS, i'll be old and grey and literally using sticks, walking sticks not like yours and at some impossible posting level still begging for the update you promised at the end of September 2002!

Linda,

"French maid outfits" - this was the last straw, i'm officially dead and you killed me with these last brilliant 3 words thank you, and you say i give you visuals this was better than leather, sticks and monsoons.

Kris,

a little girl hit you where were you sticks when you needed them? or do you just take them out at night?

so no more rain there?

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

*runs in and gives C mouth to mouth*

B...it didn't mean a thing, I swear, just doin' my civic duty!



C...are you okay now? And hey, you're Teeny Tinkerbell Light, how cool is that? I hope to someday achieve that status, but for now, I'm content being "Harassment Diva" Hoo-yeah!!!!!!



Speaking of which, yo Kris!!...where's the update? Where's the promised new SMUTUS thread?

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

Edited by: 4WiccanLuv at: 10/1/02 8:30:14 pm

[KrisBo5]

Puff, well, well, well, look who decided to drop in. . . Kid, I was ready to give up on ya! Pss, don’t tell, but I don’t drink(now, if you had a Diet Pepsi, we could talk. . . talk SI even).



Linda, I wish that Gypsy girl was after my hockey sticks. . . but no, it had to be money. And she assaulted me! Go figure! Um, French Maid outfit? Linda, Linda, Linda, you said you remembered what I look like; seriously, do you think I would ever wear—no, I can’t even go there. Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!



tiyodragon, ooh, getting’ Harassment-ey with the whole taunt-taunt and shiny objects. . . . I like!



C, the rain’s pretty much stopped, but I did actually have to get out the flannel pajama pants tonight. Woo-hoo! Yeah, you know, I don’t talk much about the whole Gypsy-girl-kicking-me-and-getting-away debacle, so let’s not speak of it. . . . bad for the rep, you know. I’m a big bad Kitty writer, can’t have people knowing I got whupped by a 9-year old. And, when you’re old with sticks of your own, and you’ve reached tommo status, you’ll know all the torture in my thread was worth it!



Smut, smut, smut! I’m working on it, I’m working on it. And, um, yeah. . . .

Kris

“Frell that!”

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

*C wakes up with Linda sprawled all over her * oh Linda, were those soft lips yours, you must have seen that i was actually breathing, but congratulations for doing your civic duty, you're a true citizen in the Roman sense of the word, and i'm sure that the groping you did was also crucial to establishing wether i broke something while fainting now if you were Kris or if you wore a French maid outfit while performing CPR B wouldn't understand, but so ...

Kris,

so tell me again, was the girl 9 or 8 years old when she whipped your ass? i can't recall oh you said i shouldn't mention it again. i won't .. well, not until the next post but you know how you can buy my silence: UPDATES!

so you took out the flannel pjs what do you wear usually in bed, or not? *C goes looking for a naked emoticon or one dressed in a black and white French maid outfit*

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

Kris… LOL…I can almost picture you flailing your arms about, "Danger Will Robinson Danger."



Look at you, getting jacked by a 9 year old, you’re danger gal. And hey, I’m just funnin’ witchya! But I think you’d look cute in a French maid’s outfit, so there!



Remember…you have a rep to maintain as, Her Worshipfullness, Kris, Mistress of Pain, Giver of SMUTUS!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[EffieBlue]

OK!! enough of this idle chit chat...an update is required post haste!



I do not want to get my vicarious smoochies from Edwina Currrys' diaries!!! So have some pity for (insert name of deity) sake.....

*****************

Will: I don't get it Buffy, haven't we done all this before?

Buffy: Someone said it's called season seven Faith has a name for it though...

Faith: It's called fucked up weird shit, Faith interrupted from the front... blatently plagarised from Mission statement by Bagheerra.

[barnabasvamp]

C;

Civic duty my butt! Nice attempt at a cover-up (Groping? Did someone mention groping?)



The girl probably went for the money, as she was just too young to understand the importance of the "sticks", when used properly!



French maid outfit, Oh MY you have left me with Such visuals!



Kris:

So glad to hear you are writing, and SMUTUS may be involved.

Ready to get the Gypsies if they try to bother you while you write

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

C….those were, indeed my lips that you felt, but they were there, with the express interest of reviving you. *convinces self of last statement* Ahem…er...um…sorry, don’t know how they traveled southward, they seemed to have a mind of their own. As far as the full body exam, it was absolutely crucial to your survival. It’s a technique I learned while I attended an all girl Catholic School. Glad my ‘education’ paid off!!!



BV, LOL...we're ready to protect Kris from all 9 yr old Gypsy girls, who think they can take her "sticks" without a fight!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[Pixie gishmock]

Kris - I have spent the last several days catching up with this awesome fic (in between work, lesson plans, gf time, and sleep!) and I have 2 main things to say: whew!!! and Oh My God!!! There is so much emotion, great action, and all with a wonderful writing style. Thank you so much for sharing this. I'm totally hooked and can't wait for the next update.

Life is full of changes...The better you are at letting go of things, the freer your hands will be to catch something new. ~from Off The Map by Joan Ackerman
"It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured before passing out. ~from "Answering Darkness" by Sassette

[tiyodragon]

Okay, Kris....food for inspiration. **Ahem** clears throat in a dramatic manner...



You asked 'What's the what in Dallas?'



hmmm, lets see...how about four words?



Long. Lean. Leather. Clad.



(tosses head and hair back dismissively)



Really, must we go to such arduous lengths for an update???





tiyo

‘My girlfriend is a goddess,’ Willow thought again. ‘She is so gonna’ kick his ass.’ She almost smiled as she heard a song in her mind. ‘My girlfriend’s back and you’re gonna’ be in trouble…" Willow cleared her throat and looked around the room. ‘Okay,’ she thought. ‘I have lost it. -Tears of the Goddess by Lisa Countryman

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda dear,

as you have seen i did not doubt the 'crucialness' of the full body exam i'm sorry if my of course unconscious, because for the record i was knocked out, moans have distracted you can we do it again? you're good with the groping ... ahem ckecking for ruptures and other things

Catholic upbringing and education my ass, my grandma, bless her, attended a Catholic school in the 1930's and there was no such thing as groping happening there

BV,

the army of harassers will defend Kris' sticks with their lives against any 9 year olds thieves, but if they're 10 year old Kris is on her own

B,

where are you?

Kris,

no update, no protection for da sticks! mwhahahahaha.

C

PS. how's the weather in LA? and St Paul?

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

C…yes, your moaning was distracting, but when I'm focused, I cannot be stopped. 'Can we do it again?' *ponders question and waggles eyebrows*



C, my dearest, those were different times. I'm sure back in 30's, your Grandma's school was nice and proper. But now, after much progression…Groping 101 is mandatory!! They also offer courses in smooching and fondling…oh, but the best is…101 WAYS TO USE WOOD, AKA "STICKS"!!! Kris, of course, got an "A" !!!



LA Weather Report: Sunny, kinda warm! Very nice!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The