Fic: Out of the Closet

[alyson666]

Hey,

I was shoved, well gently nudged, on here by Ellie. And im glad she was right about something (only joking babe). I read the whole story so far and its really good and very very very funny so far. I really liked the cuteness of Willow and the Scooby Doo sleeping bag. Oh and Sarah Jessica Parker and hotness - damn straight. But redheads are still better...and brunettes of course. Ok im done, ill be back tho so be afraid.

Aly

xxx

[tommo]

Quote:

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hang on u said that ur friend looks like the blonde witch! isnt she quite fit

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That would be Sarah Jessica Parker.



Fit. Heh.

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[alyson666]

Sarah Jessica Parker is fit!!

Well I wouldnt kick her out of my bed for snoring!!!

He he,

Aly

xxx

[shootingstar]

tommo: Sarah Jessica Parker was so funny in Hocus Pocus, and scarily my friend actually looks like her



Alyson666: Neither would I...would anyone?



TheRose: I used to like Riley in season four, I mean Marc Blucas is pretty cool and good-looking but the thing about Riley that pissed me off was his macho complexes about Buffy being stronger than him. But I've always have issues about that sort of thing. Hope I didn't offend anyone I just got so annoyed with him at the end of the season.



ExtraFlameyWT: I'm a huge fan of the Bunny line, that was like the best song bit in the whole musical!



Ellie: You inspired the Tinkerbell part gotta love Tinkerbell she's so sweet and has little wings and fairy dust! I'm gonna go to The Hole now, to think of some good ideas to take this fic...if you wish to give me all you ideas feel free sweetie...



jdcioffi: I've always wondered why Anyas bunny phobia is covered loads but not Willows frog fear...hmm...it's kinda similar





And thanks to everyone for their comments and suggestions! I'm gonna have an update soon hopefully, but my Nans in hospital at the moment so I haven't had time to write...I'll probably do some at school tomorrow...



Luv Star x

[jdcioffi]

Uhm ... I'm not sure if I mentioned this or not, but ... I want more.



Okay. I feel better getting that out there.



JD

Helen: "What makes you happy?"
Jessica: "Nothing. I'm not."
(Kissing Jessica Stein)

[alyson666]

Am I the only person in the world who has never seen Peter Pan? lol I must be. But I still know that she is a cartoon character he he - well each to their own I suppose.



About the Riley bashing: I think Riley was really sweet at the start but towards the end did get quite annoying with the whole clining to Buffy. But then if Riley wasnt there then Willow would have been knocked over by that car when she ran away from cheating meanie dog breath Oz. And as for Oz - who cares if u never got any sleep, ur gonna turn down Willow looking like that!?!



Im done, I will return to Ellies imfamous hole, ok that came out wrong, please ignore me, well dont cos thats mean! lol



Alyson

xxx

[witchbitchwillow]

heya,



aly u can come join me and shotting star in the hole if u like !! lol, and trust u to come up with a dirty induendo he he he. and alys juat jelous that i have a friend thats femlae and in my hole oh sorry did i say that! he he he *cheeky grin* sorry star didnt mean to get u involved but i love winding up aly. and tinkerbell is the greatest!



as for ideas i dunno! give a genre and ill give u ideas!



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[witchbitchwillow]

just one more thing, star where are u from? just out or interest.



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Teehee, I love innuendo's, they're so damn fun especailly when the other person doesn't get it.



Oh and I'm from London, well a townabout an hours drive but no-one sheard of it so I just say London it's so much easier. *sigh* bless me small town life. Where are you from ellie? I think I looked at your profile and it just said England...hmm...can't remember now I have a very short memory. lol.



Oh well, I shall return to The Hole with my lovely Dr. Pepper to write the next update.



Luv Star x

[alyson666]

yay an update. updates are very good. as for ideas from ellie, just give her a few years to get her brain in check lol

Did everyone see the very nice pic of Alyson Hannigan in Sky mag? I did, wow, ill add it to my wall, just gotta build a bigger wall. Ok im done.



luv,

Aly

xxx



*Strong like an amazon?*

*And I happen to belive that mine is the level head and urz is the on stuff would roll off of*

[witchbitchwillow]

heya,



aly ur wall is amazing, ive seen pictures lol.



i live in milton keynes. whats the name of ur small town i might no it.



and my hole i think should be renamed hermit hangout, just an idea. and aly i soooooooo dont need my head checked out u mad scotsman lol.



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[alyson666]

Yeah I know my walls amazing and its gotten much much worse. I love it! And scotsman!!! I think thats woman you mean?!? And hermit hangout is much more catchy and less sexual inuendoey. If that makes sense. Which it probably doesnt. Done.

luv,

Aly

xxx



*Strong like an amazon*

*And I think Im the one with the level head and yours is the head stuff would roll off of*

[shootingstar]

Hiya



Hermit Hangout...? I like it, although I'll miss the innuendos *sob* never mind.



We hear by re-name The Hole, The Hermit Hangout.



Ah! Milton Keynes I watched the Olympic Hockey qualifying matches there, it was so kewl, the pitch was amazing and we kicked ass! My little town is called Guildford, bless it's sweet lil self.



Aly, you have a wall? well obviously you have *a* wall but well you know what I meant! darn it . I have a door which i've covered in vaious buffy pictures, its infamous with my friends now it's the first thing anyone notices when theyenter my room. It's so fun. I wanna cover the walls tobut my rents would have fit 'cos there mean like that



Luv Star (who is still writing i promise) x

[alyson666]

he he im the exact opposite. I got new doors so im not allowed to cover them with pics. I wasnt allowed to cover my walls either but that never lasted long!! I have one wall specified for Alyson Hannigan pictures only, it has that big huge poster of her from season 4 and then tons of paper clippings and calendar pull outs and stuff. The rest of my room is very buffied, i have tons of shelves with books and stuff and action figures including a willow one I *borrowed* from my cousin. Recently I lost my ceiling to the Buffy madness 2. Im just strange that way I will return to double H aka Hermit Hangout. Now I need to think of an inuendo...hmmm Oh and im glad ur still writing, cos u dont want to see me mad : --> he he he

luv,

Aly

xxx



Willow - See I dont get that, this whole leaving for her own good garbage, cos thats wot it is! You cant just give up cos theres obsticals wot kind of a..

Angel - Willow!

Willow - Sorry my stuff.

[witchbitchwillow]

he he he, yeah u dont wanna c aly mad coz that would be scary hmmmmm. my walls arent that obcessive but i do have a signed alyson hannigan picture framed. yes aly SIGNED sorry, just need to rub that in he he he. i used to play hockey at the stadium all the time. yeash i used to be a bit of a sports freak now im just a drama dancing and singing freak instead lol.



u better keep writing missy or ill have to come and kick ur guildford butt lol. i think i know where that is neways. ive heard of it which is a start lol.



love ellie x x x x



*now returning to double H palace* (see what i did there not an inuendo but i very bad pun)

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

You played at the stadium, oh man I'm so jealous. The best place I've played is Havant, lol but it was a water-based pitch so it kicked ass!



As for you kicking my ass, I'm writing right now, well not right now 'cos I'm posting but technically this is writing too but I'm writing an update as well, teehee I'm so confusing.



So I will chain myself to the computer and write and write...in a cold room, with one window but no natural light listening to Celine Dion 'My Heart will Go On' with no food or drink deprived from human contact...or yuo know I'll just hang at the Double H.



Later for now

Star x

[alyson666]

I swear that if I had a pound for every time ellie mentions that signed Alyson Hannigan pic, I would be able to buy a REAL one cos im sure that its like signed by a duck or something and not that im jealous at all cos I do have, oh let me list them, well I met Anthony Stewart Head, and I won Amber Benson, Nicholas Brendon and James Marsters signatures. Oh yeah im bad lol. Just waiting for my head to deflate. Anyway Im not going to double H, Buffys on soon!

luv,

Alyson

xxx



Willow - How bout something fun like Drama? I can be dramatic. U cannot have more catnip! U have a catnip problem!

[witchbitchwillow]

heya,



well aly u can shut up coz u dont have a signed ah picture so there. ahhh omg buffy that was soo wierd and made me cry yet again. omg im such a cry baby.



star u can come hang out in the double h palace and write, i promise that ill try not to distract you to much lol. cant wait 4 the next part! so write, like now pronto. sorry austin powers quote he he he.



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Ah, finally I get to the film scene, it's a short update with a little cliff hanger as I'm trying to think up a funny story. I apologise for any mistakes I make about the Craft but it's been a while since I've seen it. Wow, I just noticed this is the 11th chapter, it's the longest fic I've ever written...not that I've written many...



Title: From the Closet

Author: shooting star

Feedback: Yes please, I never notice my mistakes and all comments help. This is gonna be in script format, I find it easier and being a drama student its what i'm used to so...I might swap at some point if this format doesn't work like i want it to

Spoilers: Well none unless you don't know that Tara and Willow are a couple d'uh. Takes place after Who Are You and New Moon Rising doesn't happen ergo Willlow never told Buffy but Willow and Tara are all couple-y

Summary: My take on how Willow could have come out to the gang

Disclaimers: Joss, ME anyone else who owns them, no matter how hard i try to convince myself i don't own them. And yes i'm ripping off the dialogue

Rating: Haven't a clue, it has kissage and obviously Willows coming out.



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Summer's House.

Night.

Riley and Buffy are making out on the armchair. Xander and Anya sit on one end of the couch scoffing popcorn and watching the film. Willow and Tara are sitting the other end snuggled up together.



W: (Hiding behind Tara's arm) Ah!!



Everyone looks at Willow.



W: (Pointing to the screen) Bugs! Snakes, cockroaches, worms and other little...critters

X: It's the end they have to gross us out.

B: Yea, don't worry Will, you won't have to hide behind Tara for much longer.

W: I wasn't hiding.

X: Really? You were just stratiagically placing yourself behind your girlfriend

A: Yea, for a bad-ass wicca you sure do scary easily

W: I'm not scaried (We hear a noise off-screen, Willow jumps) Argh!

A: Sure you're not.

W: Well, there's bugs and...snakes. It's icky

X: We've found demons, vampires, werewolves, invisible people, giant snakes and evil slayers but this is what you find icky.

W: But this is bugs!



Tara grins, and the gang collectively roll their eyes.



B: You do remember spending the whole first hour critising the directors knowledge of witchcraft right?

A: It's karma.

W: Huh?

A: You insulted the film and now the bugs will avenge you.

W: (Laughing) The bugs will avenge me?

A: What? They will, oh fine make fun of the ex-demon.

W: It's just...avenge...bugs (Breaks down into hysterical laughter) That...no...sense



Anya just sticks her tongue out at Willow.



R: Maybe you shouldn't tease Anya.

W: Oh come on, it's funny! Besides Anya doesn't mind, right?

A: Actually...

W: (Seriously) See and if she does well...the bugs can avenge her (Breaks into more laughter)

A: You know I was a vengence demon for over a thousand years, and even though I don't have my powers now I can still make you pay.



Willow is still in hyterical laughter to the point of doubling over in pain



A: (Loudly) That's it! I'm gonna make you pay for that.



With this Anya leaps at Willow and begins to tickle her, Willow squeals and tries to roll away but ends up falling of the couch with Anya landing on top of her. They being rolling around the floor tickling each other.



B: (Frightened) Um...what are they doing?

X: Beats me

T: (Grinning) But its really funny.

X: (To Tara) Think we should be jealous. (We hear and off-screen giggle) Or worried?



Anya and Willow finally stopping their tickle-fest.



A: I won!

W: What?! No way, I so won.

B: Uh, guys?

A: No way.

W: Yes way! (Pause) Did I just say 'yes way'?

A: (Smiles) Uh huh, and I won anyway so (Sticks out her tongue)

W: We'll go again

B: Uh, guys?

A: Oh please, not only have a been around for over a thousand years but I used to torture people like that professionally and you can't tell me that wasn't a perfect victory.

B: (Shouting) Guys!



At this Willow and Anya look at Buffy, as if suddenly remembering they're in a room full of their frineds...and lovers.



W: Sorry, I guess we got a little...

A: ...carried away.

X: Yea we saw

W/A: (Sheepishly) Sorry.



They two girls get up off the floor and return to the couch, everyone is watching them closely.



W: So...back to the film.

A: Good idea.



Anya and Willow return to watch the end credits of the film but the gang are still watching them.



A: What?

B: You tickle tortured people?

A: One of my favourites actually see this one time at band camp...

W: Not this stroy again. We didn't want to hear it before and we don't now. I mean, no offense but your stories aren't excatly...fun.

A: You should be careful, you may be a witch and I might not have my powers but I can still embarrass you.

W: Really?

A: Yea, oh we can play a game it's called 'Who's had sex in the last week?'



Both the witches blush.



A: Or there's 'Are those rumours about the laundry room true?'

W: Oh lord...

A: Or my favourite 'Where were you last time you had sex?'

W: Um...hehe (Looks at gang) She's kidding... (Looks to Anya, quietly) Shut up.

A: Did you tell me to shut up?

W: What? No of course not, as you might take that the wrong way and that would be bad because you might start to tell stories, bad stories.

X: I wanna hear stories

B: Me to

W: Not helping guys.

X: Ah, come on find the fun Willow.

A: See, okay so this one rumour I heard was...

W: (Interrupting) Anya!

A: See I was gonna lie, but now I think I'll be truthful after all that's the human thing to do

W: Oh no



Willow and Tara both hide behind one of the pillows already bright red.



A: Okay so as I was saying...



TBC

[BigMac]

Great update, so Anya going to tell a story about Willow and Tara having sex?

Tara: Assume Crash
Positions

[Grimaldi]

cool update, loved the interactions between Willow and Anya. can't wait to hear the story the Anya is going to tell

Awww, Grasshopper, you're so screwed.

Alright, let's just shoot the fucking sex

If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.

[witchbitchwillow]

heya,



great up date, love the film scene and the willow anya tickling each other he he he.



im no longer in the hermit hang out im at a cyber cafe. its well fun! im an internet cafe virgin :S



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[foreverpiper]

LOL. That was funny. I want to know what the story is that Anya's gonna tell. This should be good!



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Oh I could just see a British Slayer! *bad English accent* Excuse me mister vampire...you could quite possibly refrain from killing whilst I take my tea break? -Buffy in Lisa's "Reward and Reprisal"

[LeatherQueen]

Ah... a sex story about Willow and Tara told by Anya. Now there's something you don't see every day.



Nice update. Looking forward to more.

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"Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind." - Glory


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[witchbitchwillow]

heya star,



pls say that ur posting soon coz im stuck doing art coursework and its killing me!!!! i love art but hate the coursework its soooo conflined of what were allowed to do and stuff! and i think ive damaged the o-zone and my throught from the amount of hairspray ive used as a fixture for my chalk stuff!!!! safe me pls!



love ellie x x x x (waiting patiently whilst biting nails off and needed some kind of human contact thats not a sketch book coz i swear its starting to talk to me :s)

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

This took a while longer to write than I previously planned but here it is...



Title: From the Closet

Author: shooting star

Feedback: Yes please, I never notice my mistakes and all comments help. This is gonna be in script format, I find it easier and being a drama student its what i'm used to so...I might swap at some point if this format doesn't work like i want it to

Spoilers: Well none unless you don't know that Tara and Willow are a couple d'uh. Takes place after Who Are You and New Moon Rising doesn't happen ergo Willlow never told Buffy but Willow and Tara are all couple-y

Summary: My take on how Willow could have come out to the gang

Disclaimers: Joss, ME anyone else who owns them, no matter how hard i try to convince myself i don't own them. And yes i'm ripping off the dialogue

Rating: Haven't a clue, it has kissage and obviously Willows coming out.



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Summer's House.

Living Room.



A: So as I was saying...

B: Wait!



Everyone looks at Buffy



A: What?

B: How would you know any juicy stories about Willow and Tara?

A: Well, it's a rumour I heard...which judging by the looks of those two (Points to Willow and Tara) is probably true.

B: Well, okay then. Go ahead.

A: Good, now this story involves a certain redhead and a certain blonde and a laundry room.

T: Oh Goddess...

W: Not this one...

A: You've heard it?

W/T: Uh huh

A: Is it true?

B: Hey! We haven't even heard the story!



At this Anya moves foward as if parting with a deep secret.



A: Okay, well I was wondering around town one day looking for Xander when I overheard a group of people talking.

B: You were evesdropping on someone elses conversation?

A: As an ex-demon, its not exactly top of the list of 'The Evilest Things I've Done'

X: (Sweetly) That's the girl I love

A: (Smiles) Thank you sweetie.

R: Back to the story...

A: Right, if you stop with all the interuptions I'll tell it! Geez, it's like someone's purposely trying to delay the telling of this story.

B: Or your just a tease.



Everyone looks at Buffy



B: I really just said that didn't I?

X: (Grinning like a chesire-cat) Oh yea...

A: I'm not a tease well outside the bedroo...

B: Too much information, you're heading into over-share teritory

A: (Angrily) Do you want me to tell the story or not?

B: Sorry.

X: We'll be good.

A: Okay this is what I heard...



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Cut to:

UC Sunnydale

Dorm Corridor.



Willow and Tara are walking down together carrying large bags of laundry.



T: I hate laundry.

W: Me to. Damn stinky shirts with there less-clean-than-your-other-shirt attitudes

T: Aw poor baby. we could blow it off (Frowns) Well that came out wrong (Frowns again) So did that. I'm g-gonna shut up now.

W: (Laughing) I know what you mean. But I should probably do some, I have no clean clothes left.

T: Yea, I was kinda wondering about... (Points to Willows outfit)



We Pan out to reveal Willow wearing a fluffy red-muppet top, tye-dyed orange shorts and a tea-cosy hat.



W: It's not funny! They're all the clothes I had left.

T: You know you could h-have borrowed some of mine if you wanted.



The girls pass a group of people standing around outside someone's dorm room. They look-up and point at Willow as they pass them by.



W: I'm starting to think that would have been a great idea

T: (Laughing) I kinda like it. It's very...

W: Colourblind?

T: Willow-ish.

W: You think this is Willow-ish?

T: Only you would wear something like that, even if it is when you have no clean clothes.

W: Thanks...I think.



Willow and Tara now enter into the campus laundry room which is deserted.



W: (Putting down her bags) Guess I'm not the only one who hates laundry.

T: Guess not.



Tara puts down her bags and hands three of the five to Willow.



W: (Adding them to her other four) Thanks for carrying those.

T: Not a problem.



They both head about doing the usual laundry duty. Tara finishes her one bag quickly then turns to help Willow with hers.



W: You know, the laundry room is empty

T: (Innocently) Yea...

W: We're all alone

T: Yea...



Willow moves in to kiss Tara. Hands begin to roam, clothes end up on the floor. Off-screen we hear loud noises.



W: Oh crap!

T: That's not good.



Willow and Tara hurry to gather their clothes when in burst three freshman giggling and joking around.



Freshman#1: And then I said...

Freshman#2: Holy cow!

Freshman#1: No, god I hate when you try to finish my stories!

Freshman#3: (Points to Willow and Tara who are half-dressed) I think she meant that...

Freshman#1: Holy cow!

Freshman#2: I told you.

W: (Blushing) Hey, we were just, he...um goddess this is so embarressing.

Freshman#3: We should...(Makes a quick exit dropping her laundry)

Freshman#1: Yea, we're gonna...



The other two run out of the laundry room.



T: (Laughing) Whoops

W: Oh man, this is gonna get around campus



Willow looks to Tara for a sympathectic answer instead she sees her in silent hysterics.



W: It's not funny.

T: (Between laughs) No, it really isn't

W: (Mock-angry) It's not...(Pause) Okay maybe it's a little funny...okay it's friggin hilarious.



They both disolve into laughter.



W: (Catching her breath) Okay, I can't breath...ow tummy hurts.

T: Aw, baby d'ya want be to rub it better?

W: (Smiling) Uh huh.



Tara closes the gap on Willow and again hands begin to roam, clothes end up on the floor. Off-screen we hear loud noises. Lo and behold another couple of freshman enter...



Freshman: Woah! Holy cow!

W: (Groaning) Not again! Geez, this is just not funny!



Freshman exits.



T: We are in the laundry room

W: We're gonna get a reputation you know...

T: (Innocently) For what?...Horny lesbians in the Laundry Room?

W: What?!

T: (Smiles) You don't like it?

W Vowel sounds) It sounds more like a cheap porn movie!

T: (Mock-hurt) Just trying a little spicy talk.

W: And the scary thing...it's turning me on...



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Summers House.

Living Room.



Everyone is rolling around the floor laughing.



B: You got caught...

X: By freshman...

R: In the laundry room...

B/R/X: Twice!



Willow and Tara are slowly disappearing behind the pillows.



W: It's not funny, it was humiliating!

T: I thought it was funny...(Pause) The f-first time anyway.

B: Anya, thank you! I needed a good laugh!

A: What?

B: Come on, planning this story. When did you have time to do this?

A: I repeat. What?

B: Well, it's a joke right?

A: Again, what?

B: The story, I mean they would never do that! They're way to shy.

W: Hey!

B: It's true, you're to shy to do anything like that. No offense, I mean it was a good effort I almost fell for it.

A: I wasn't joking.



Buffy stops laughing a look of realisation passing over her face.



B: Oh.



Willow and Tara grimace at the silence coming form the slayer...a few moments pass.



B: So you guys really...

W: Yea...

T: Uh huh



Buffy breaks into more hysterical laughter



B: That's priceless!



TBC...



Well I have my spanish oral exam next week ( geez, that sounds so dodgy but you know what i mean) so i might be a while updating...damn exams!



Luv Star x

[witchbitchwillow]

heya,



great update, the willow tara getting court story classic! made me giggle. good luck with ur oral. he he sorry sexual enusendos again. . ive got a load of exams coming up too!!! ahhh the stress and the presure. ive got my art exam on tues and wed its 10hrs long. thats just wrong i tell ya! neways im going to stop babbling now and returning to hermit hang out .



love ellie x x x x (excuse all the spelling mistakes :S)

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[foreverpiper]

hehehe! lol that was great! I loved the story and Tara's reaction to getting caught. That was priceless.



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Oh I could just see a British Slayer! *bad English accent* Excuse me mister vampire, could you quite possibly refrain from killing whilst I take my tea break?- Buffy in Lisa's Reward and Reprisal

[Grimaldi]

that was a cool update, Anya's story was so funny and cute.



i know how you feel about exams, just had one in my advanced web design class. good luck on your exam

Awww, Grasshopper, you're so screwed.

If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.

[BigMac]

That is great, Anya story and saying yes it did happen and what Buffy satd was great.

Tara: Assume Crash
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