Fic: Out of the Closet

[witchbitchwillow]

lol okay, i forgive you but dont think that next time we have a rowl it will be that easy!! bext time ill expect longer smoochies!!! and why arent you writing missy!!! am i going to have to put you in private detention again??



*love you too* he he he

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Private detention? I like the sound of that..I mean 'Yes ma'am, reporting to your office right away'



Huh, I just realised that not only do I have band practise Wednesday, my birthday and Hockey Thursday, Drunken party Friday but then I'm going to London on Saturday for a Hundred Reasons concert and it's my aunts birthday on Sunday, then the Exams start on Monday!!! Argh, *sob* why me?! I'm not gonna have time to revise, o lord...



Need hugs and smoochies...

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor baby!!!



you definately need lots of hugs and smoochies so because ur sooooo stressed ill let you off of your detention and instead ill let you report to the guidance couciller for some calming massages and relaxing bubble baths with candles.



love kisses and gay love!!!

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

ooooo promises of many good things; smoochies, hugs, bubble baths and candles. Hehe, candles, that always makes me think of Amber's story from her Stuff photoshoot ...I feel relaxed already .



I could sound even more pathetic, in an attempt for my smoochies, and tell you all I'm injured I have a swollen ankle and wrist from stupid hockey grrr to sports injuries I tells ya grrr...





Edited tosay: Ellie my msn is screwed up and I can't get bakc online it's broken *sob*

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

Edited by: shootingstar  at: 5/14/02 10:57:05 am

[witchbitchwillow]

he he he. i used to play hockey too. i was in county squad. and i got hit round the head with an alluminuin hockey stick, but im usual the one doing the injuring lol.



*kisses ancle and wrist better*



newhere else hurt??

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

'newhere else hurt?? '



*Points to mouth* right here



as for the rest well thats just to easy



I feel like i've got my own doctor *having images of Ellie in a nurse uniform* where did that come from??

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[Karzia]

Seems to me that "playing doctor" would be a good scene for W/T to play around with..... I mean really Will allready tried w/ Xander maybe Tara can teach her how it is spossed to work

Give into the sunshine....give into the W/T love..let it take over"

--------Sassette

[witchbitchwillow]

yeah i totally agree karzia. i think that maybe we should all act it out first to give laura a few ideas. bit like method acting. he he he.



i call doctor!!!!

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[Karzia]

Ok I call the Nurse who comes in the room along with the doctor to make sure she is doing it right

Give into the sunshine....give into the W/T love..let it take over"

--------Sassette

[shootingstar]

I can't believe I missed all the Doctor/Nurse talk!! darn my computer, darn all the computers



Can I be head nurse? suddenly wondering were that phrase comes from...*shudder*

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

lol urm no u have to be the patient im affraid. coz ur all with the achey and stuff. he he he. and im the dominatrix.



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Patient, ay? Well I'm sure having people fuss over my poor injured self will make me feel better



ooo it's my b'day tomorrow yay!



So you'll get an update soon, as I'm in a really good mood!

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[mollyig]

So . . . its your birthday tomorrow, but we get a present? That's kinda cool!

Adding up the total of a love that's true, multiply life by the power of two
Indigo Girls

[shootingstar]

Well Birthdays are a time of giving...no wait thats Christmas. Oh well, the update will be your present and if you wanna give me lots of birthday hugs that can be my present its a win-win situation



xx

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

heya patient,



happy b'day 4 2moz!!!



ellie needs some conforting shes been crying all day, i had my last day at school and ive been there since yr 5 and had to say bye to all my mates as there living. v v v emotional :'(



update would help me feel better!



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Wow, I'm having such a great birthday (except I didn't get to wathch Buffy or Angel tonight-hopefully my friend remembered to tape it for me) So since I'm in a good mood, heres a little update like I promised (but it's only small sorry)...



Title: Out of the Closet

Author: shooting star

Feedback: Yes please, I never notice my mistakes and all comments help. This is gonna be in script format, I find it easier and being a drama student its what i'm used to so...I might swap at some point if this format doesn't work like i want it to

Spoilers: Well none unless you don't know that Tara and Willow are a couple d'uh. Takes place after Who Are You and New Moon Rising doesn't happen ergo Willlow never told Buffy but Willow and Tara are all couple-y

Summary: Well, the story has kinda changed now not to sure what this should say now. Erm, their in a club and stuff is gonna go down in a weird ass way hopefully.

Disclaimers: Joss, ME anyone else who owns them, no matter how hard i try to convince myself i don't own them. And yes i'm ripping off the dialogue

Rating: Haven't a clue, it has kissage and obviously Willows coming out.



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Hermit Hangout.

Corridor.



We hear the door close behind the Scoobies, and the corridor becomes completely dark.



W: (Nervously) Um...Can anyone else not see where their going?

B: I can see, slayersight.

W: Good for you.

B: Give your eyes some time to adjust.

W: Or there's the wacky notion of turning and running away. Hiding in a cabin with stock-piled chocolate goods is also an excellent option.

B: Will...

W: I know, I'm with you all the way...just a little nervous. Not loving the whole run-into-the-evil-lair-unarmed-in-the-dark thing.

T: Aw, you got butterflies baby?

W: More like bats.

B: Don't worry Will, we'll find her, kill her then we party.



Infront of the Scoobies we hear sounds of muffled screaming.



T: That can't be good.

B: Definitely not. (We hear her footsteps) Come on.

W: Still not really seeing anything.

R: (Patronisingly)Hold onto the wall, and follow the sounds of our voices.



They continue on in relative silence except for small sounds to indicate they're all together. We see a flickering light in the distance.



B: I think there's a room uphead.

W: And more importantly, light.



The four reach the room and enter. It is a huge room, filled with candles with are generously placed around the room. Painted black with many elements of occult decorating it, the room centres around a large bed. which has two figures on. Xander and Anya. Who are partially undressed.



B: (Shocked) Oh My God!

X: Buffy! (Looks at the group) Everyone!

A: Well, this is no fun! Unless...

W: Anya I know what your thinking and don't. Ewww...

R: (Confused) What?

W: (Raising an eyebrow) You know...

R: (Still confused looks to Tara) Huh?

T: (Gives him an insinuating look) You know...

B: She was think about an orgy! (Appaled) I didn't just say that.

A: (Smugly) Yes, you did

B: You know what, you guys just get dressed and we'll go...(Points to a corner) Over here and look at...here.



Buffy, Riley, Willow and Tara discretly turn away. Whilst Xander and Anya put their clothes on and into place.



A: What's wrong with my orgy theory?

X: Ahn...

A: Well come on you'd love it the ratio or men to women is kind of one-sided. Four-to-two remember?

X: Ahn...

A: I mean sure two of them are lesbians

W/T: (Insulted)Hey!

A: And one is a guy, but it's not like you haven't had erotic dreams about all of them at one poin..

X: (Shouting) Ahn! (To the others) She's joking, right honey?

A: No, of course not. Xander, (Slowly) Willow.and.Tara.are.lesbians.

X: Oh Lord help me!

O.S voice: Will I do?



The Scoobies turn to see Nicole standng in the only doorway to the room.



B: Nicole! Hey, we were just...um...

A: Having an orgy

W: Anya!

A: Well, it could have happened. Besides it better than whatever Wonder-Buffy-the-babbling-Idiot was gonna come up with.

B: Hey, my excuse would have been a little more discrete.

A: Oh sure, (Mimicing Buffy) 'We were just looking for some dress sense'. Or 'We thought this was the way out'

B: (Annoyed) I do not sound like that! (Worried) Do I?

T: Um...maybe we should concentrate on Nicole?

N: The little witch is right seeing as I'm gonna be killing you all in about ten minutes.

B: (Bored) Oh yea, I heard it all before spawn of satan, eat your brains, I'm gonna end the world I'm so stuffy give me an apocalpse.

N: Thats rather blase, wouldn't you say?

B: (Shrugging) Eh, I've been on the Hellmouth for four years, not really gonna surprise me that much.

N: Really, even this?



And with that Nicole rises five feet of the ground and begins to change. She shreads her clothing as she grows both in height and weight till she is twice her original size. Her skin becames blue and scaly as claws erupt from her hands and horns from her face.



B: That ain't good



TBC...

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

yayyayayaya,



u updated, now you may have endless sniggles for doing that and then extra ones for ur b'day.



meet you at hermit hangout i have a b'day suprize!!!



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

A birthday suprise? Intriguing...

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[Karzia]

Yipppie great update Hopping you B-day is grand Evil cliffhanger.



Will the gang survive the Hermit hideout? Will Nicole get a clue,( Ahh hello Slayer....DUH)? Will Buffy stop the world from ending(say it with AGAIN )? Willl Anya get her orgy? Will Xander get his mind outa the gutter? Will the Kittens get rid of the icky visual(neked Xander )? Will Tara and Willow EVER get smochie time ?



Turn in same scobbie channel same scoobie time........

Give into the sunshine....give into the W/T love..let it take over"

--------Sassette

[witchbitchwillow]

lolololololololol,



definately need to include that i the fic lol.



as 4 the willow tara smoochies i relaly think that it should be included!!! and xander naked i mean ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! pls dont torture us again star!!



love ellie x x x x



as 4 ur b'day suprize ull have to come down to the hang out and wait outsode while i get it ready.

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Karzia...man you crack me up with your amazing voice-over things, they're so funny plus they're great inspiratation, but I do apologise for the Naked-Xander visuals I may have inflected upon your minds...*shudder* it was purely intentional but hey! there's gotta be some horror somewhere right?

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[mollyig]

You just gotta love that Anya!

Adding up the total of a love that's true, multiply life by the power of two
Indigo Girls

[Grimaldi]

loved the update. Anya suggesting an orgy was too funny.

If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.

I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but 2 things right now Jack and shit.. and Jack left town

[Jennpurr]

Gotta love Anya. She's so funny.



Loving this story, very much and I'm intrigued to see what will happen with Nicole and Buffy. Kick that ass Buffy.



And damnit... Willow and Tara need EXTRA smoochie time. And soon, please.



Looking forward to more.

Jen

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"It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured before passing out. -from "Answering Darkness" by Sassette




Tara: Can you just be kissing me now?

[shootingstar]

Hey guys,



I'm really ill at the moment so I don't know when the next update will be. Sorry. I have the flu and my exams next week so I'm just trying to survive them at the moment. Hopefully I'll feel better soon...



Luv Star x

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

awwwwwwwwww poor baby!! extra hugs, kisses snuggles, tummy rubs and gay love to make u feel better. im also going to quarrentine you in the hermit hang out till you feel better! so no u cant go and do lots of lovely revision i dont care how much u want to do it ure staying in bed with the hermit laptop reading fic till your better okay!!!!!



feel better soon hunny.



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Yes ma'am...



(I love that line)

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

awwwwwwwwww i know me too. i just stop the tape there lol.really dont want to watch the last bit! he he he.



feel better soon.



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[witchbitchwillow]

sorry just testing my picture thingy.



wahoooooo!!!!! it works! go ellies its ur b'day. sorry i just mastered something computer realted with hard drives and stuff. and my dad and brthe say that i cant use computers blah ill show them ha ha ha. sorry ill calm.

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

Edited by: witchbitchwillow at: 5/19/02 9:02:23 am

[shootingstar]

Well I worked l out the next update will eithe be Tuesday or Friday since I odn't have any exmas then.



And does my avatar work? (Thanks Ange )

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.