You ever wondered where that top is? You know that top you got from that stall, the guy wasn’t a fan of you trying haggle but eventually you got a third off for that ‘pretty smile’ which is absolutely not in any way creepy and does not count as being paid to manipulate your body in a certain way for their amusement.
Where was the stall? You know where it was, it was down the side street to the main market, we thought we would find a less crowded place to get some lunch.
Of course it wasn’t here it was when we went away to - Oh.

*Unpacked suitcases loom*

It’s the classic scenario, you come home from a break away, dump your bags and then daily life means they don’t get unpacked. You think there’s underwear gnomes taking your clothes and then you realise, you have no clothes because you never unpacked them.

Which brings us to this week’s poll - Who would hold out longer in not unpacking their suitcase?

Willow – Fast fashion for a fast mind, why bother unpacking when more is there to buy.
Tara – Why unpack when she’ll probably be packing up to leave again anyway.
Instant unpackers – The illusive anomaly, they are both instant unpackers and therefore no underwear gnome suspicions.

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Instant unpackers, Underwear gnomes are real and they don't want to bait them out.

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