They’ve got a golden ticket.
They’ve got a golden ticket
And a golden twinkle in my eye.
Ouch *adds eye drops*
This is why they say don’t touch when you look.
Anywho, Willow and Tara have gained entry into Willy Wonka’s Chocolate factory!
But alas they are not destined to win and will be kicked out before the tours end.
Which brings us to this week’s poll –
'Why do Willow and Tara get kicked out of Wonka’s Chocolate factory?'
Diet - Turns out announcing you’re on a diet whenever someone eats something creates a mob.
Throws Up In The Chocolate River – Blechy on a brown river.
Food Contamination – It might be cocoa powder but stop blowing it everywhere Tara.
Licks the Wrong Wall – That’s not snozzberries, that’s lead paint.
Oompa-Loompa Crimes – With, against, either could potentially be justified.
Squirrels – The sign said do not pet.
Singing – The ticket didn’t say singing required but erm Willow, singing required.
Seasoning Before Tasting Everything – Tara stop with the apple sauce!
Engineering Questions – Don’t question the physics Willow, you are in his domain now and that glass elevator apparently passed health and safety checks.
TV Room – And that’s how they were cast in BtVS. Willow jumped in first and gained amnesia which is why Tara wasn’t introduced till later.
Other - The whole place is a cause for mayhem.
Oompa-Loompa Crimes, I can neither confirm or deny the allegations being presented.
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One Shots -
Basement Grotto -
Door 25 -
"You're My Always" -
"Do You Like Cats?"You don't have to write to contribute to the board, feedback can be its own event - Dubs Festive Advent Challenge -
Fic Club -
Pens Write A Holiday StoryExisting at some point, maybe - The Justice for Tara series.
*Rides in on a tricycle* Wanna play a game? -
Five Minutes of Artistic Integrity -
Those Three Little Words -
Sassy Synonyms -
Aradia's Antonyms