Fic: Vignette Series

[witchbitchwillow]

LMAO!!!!!!



that was just so immensly great! wow he he he, the mental images there were great



and then boobie talk at the table was just soooo funny.



loved it!



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[xita]

Oh god that is so funny! You got us back rofl. And if I am going to lose to someone, it should be Tara. I am sure I came in second



That was so funny. Your efforts are so appreciated, and now I know there is nothing you can't write. And Tara drunk, it's so cute.

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Willow: (to Tara) I could heal.

Tara: (to Willow)And we’re gone.

[AutumnT]

Quote:

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I am sure I came in second

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HEY!

Autumn

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It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[Sassette]

Okay, I am SUCH a wanker. I just realized exactly HOW behind in replies I really am, and gosh - I'm a total bastard.



Now, normally, recognizing what a bastard I am, I'd try to make up for it by now replying to all the replies that I have missed. I hope, however, that all of you will forgive me if I don't. I'm going to skip the replies to number 20, except to say that I Lub You All, Too ... and to say that I've read every last comment and I really appreciate how wonderful you all are about dropping notes to tell me when you liked something.



Hopefully, the fact that I'm skipping the Vignette #20 comments to go work on Lingering Darkness will score me some points.



And now, replies to your replies concerning Vignette #21 - The Saga of Tara's Boobies.



**Nutty Girl: Heh ... I actually had kind of figured this particular vignette would have that affect on people's workdays *G*



**Autumn: I'm always a good little lesbian. Flannel was a must. And yes - Xander liked your boobies ... now live with the horrror. *G* And you loved being a contestant - admit it. Because, yes, Xander may have actually verbally commented, but Willow clapped and cheered.



**LeatherQueen: Why, thank you. And I have to admit, I was pretty much cracking myself up with all the "boobies" talk *snicker* Once I had figured out all the logistics of exactly how one puts Tara in a wet t-shirt contest, it was really fun and fairly easy to write *G*



**TX: And the boobies like you



**VampNo12: So did you? Dream of Tara's boobies? Enquiring minds want to know. And thank you - I'm really glad you liked it. And god, that's exactly how I imagined their expressions on that last exchange.



**mollyig: Heh ... happy to be of service *G*



**Willowfan: I have to admit, the idea of Tara in a wet t-shirt was all Autumn and xita ... I just ran with it. Or, given how long it took me to post this, ambled. Strolled casually. Gamboled. Moseyed, even.



**Shinnen: Oops ... should I have given a "do not sit in a chair that has no back or arms and eat oreos while reading this fic" warning? Glad you enjoyed it *G*



**ensam: Heh ... thank you *G* I love a "wow". And thank you for de-lurking - I love that, too *G*



**MadeinNZ: *G* Thanks! I rather enjoyed it myself God, being the writer is cool sometimes *G*



**Miss1234Kitty: Awwww ... I hope you feel better - but enjoy the update. Glad I could provide a silver lining for your sick day.



**Web Warlock: Oh, this mind is capable of all sorts of twisted things. But it's best I don't go into detail on that Glad you had a soundtrack - and yes, Willow and Tara are very lucky Xander didn't pick an amateur strip night. Or, more accurately, that xita and Autumn didn't pick stripping.



**Grimaldi: Oh, wow ... "hooray for boobies" is just about one of the most profound things I've ever heard in my entire life - because it's so true, and so needs to be said. Hooray for Boobies! If I ever run for public office, that will be my platform. "America - Where Over Half of the Population Has Boobies, and Isn't That Cool?" But thank you - I'm glad it was worth the wait *G*



**tkheaven: Oh, God - the Boobies Avatar. Mmmmm..... And God, what a great phrase *G* But I didn't put Ruth in because she wasn't egging me on in chat like xita and Autumn were. In fact, Ruth, being British and therefore awake and asleep at the wrong times, wasn't even there. Dammit.



**zero: Very true - but I don't think I want to get into that, either



**capricornmist: Thank you *G* I'm glad you liked it!



**Kieli: Heh ... I hope your monitor enjoyed its Minute Maid Shower. And thank you - for your comments here and in chat *G*



**NewRuthRising: Yes, you're very butch *G* Glad I could make you smile - sorry about the ouchies.



**Puff: Thanks! And Buffy. Buffy doesn't like boobies. I mean, she isn't like, "Death to all Boobies", but she's not all "Yay! Boobies!" either.



**bulldog tidnab: Heh ... I'm glad I could make you laugh - I hope you didn't hurt yourself falling out of the chair. And thank you very much - love you too *G*



**Tulipp: *snicker* Yeah, I loved those things, too *G* And yes, it was inspired - by Autumn and xita, in fact *G*



**tiyodragon: Why, thank you - I didn't realize I had awesome boobies talent, but I'll take it



**Rally: Heh ... thanks *G* I had no idea sitting around in chat minding my own business would bring up such naughty topics *G* Not that I'm complaining, mind you.



**little wicca dude: Reminded you of a past event, huh? Why do I suddenly want to hear this story? *G* But thank you - I'm glad you liked it *G*



**tommo: Gee, thanks, Ruth. I like buckets of water. And boobies. We can't forget the boobies.



**Jennpurr: Heh heh heh ... thank you *G* Though, I'm not sure when I'll have #22 up, but I have a few ideas kicking around in my head *G*



**darkmagicwillow: Of course Tara won! She has the most glorious boobies in all of Sunnydale *G* And thank you - I'm glad you liked it.



**CaptMurdock: Gosh, thanks *G* And Good Lord - mud wrestling? LOL! Very nice *G*



**witchbitchwillow: Ooooh, yes - mental images and talk of boobies. Two things that are near and dear to my heart. *G* Thank you *G*



**xita: Of course I got you back. I'm the writer. And I'm an Evil Genius. I'm reasonably sure at least three people said that on the AD thread, and once three people say something, it's true. But thank you - I had lots of fun writing it. And you and Autumn tied for second. There is No Way In Hell I'm letting either one of you have second by yourself. That's just asking for trouble.



**Autumn: See? Trouble.



-Sass

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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

[Jennpurr]

You are very welcome, Sass.



And I'll look forward to whatever you come up with. Do you still think you might be able to do something with the ideas I gave to you? I'm not trying to pester, I was just curious.



Hee... I just have to say it... Horray for boobies. Particularily Amber boob light. Right tk?



Jen

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"Alyson Hannigan is a frickin' amazing kisser."Amber Benson
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Mi corazon perdido en ti...

[VampNo12]

It's funny I did have a strange dream with Willow, and some Tara in it last night. Really weird we were sitting on the bed watching tv when Willow was going I can't wait to see Tara, and just before Tara appears the bloody phone rang, and woke me up. So no actual "boobies" appeared (damn ), but your wonderful vignette allows me to at least visualize the prized "boobies" !

[fairydust]

Im not really supposed to be on the computer right now, parents orders and all. But who can resit the allure of W/T fanfic!?!?!?! Oh well.

I just now read the last update and omg was it hillarious.

When they first mentioned the wet t-shirt contest, I was crossing my fingers that Tara would do it lol. And I had a feeling that she would win her boobies are very nice. And I loved everyones drunken dialogue. Ok, I am still laughing and smiling. I loved this update

*gives a thumbs up* cant wait for more!!!!!

*****Faye*****I LOVE YOU JENNA

[areslei]

LMAO throughout this fic. Total genious. And YAY for boobies! Nice. Wet. Tara. Boobies. Tara's boobies in a whole new light...no pun intended. hee hee!

you two are the two who are the two...


I never took us for granted and I always knew you and I are special but I never knew how much I'd miss you... 'Always Everywhere' K's Choice

[MadeinNZ]

Quote:

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I Lub You All

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For a moment there I thought you were going to rub us all down with an oily substance .... then I realised that was "Lube". Damn.

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"When someone falls for Willow, they stay fallen" - Normal Again

[MOUSE]

Great story Sass. Laugh, laugh, laugh, I did.



When Buffy asked Tara, "how many she had?", I thought Tara was going to start counting how many boobies she had.

My first thought wasn't beers. Funny that!

[katydid]

Sass...you just simply rock. That was so funny....and I could just imagine it happeneing. I spent all day yesterday with this glazed over look after reading that update. hmmmmmm

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She practically had genuine molded plastic stamped on her ass.

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

this was a GREAT update. it's amazing how you can just keep the standards so high and it was still light and utterly funny. thank you.

one little innocent question: will there be any LD anytime soon? say yes .

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[Sassette]

**Jennpurr: Yes, boobies are very nice *G* And yeah - I'll eventually use all the requests sent to me ... yours is on my list. I just have someother requests and some of my own ideas to get through.



**VampNo12: Awwww.... bummer of a time to wake up



**fairydust: Gosh, thanks - the drunken dialogue was fun. And, uhhh ... I hope you didn't get caught on the computer when you weren't supposed to be on. Heh.



**areslei: LOL ... thank you. And yes, there's just something about wet Tara boobies that just puts a smile on my face *G*



**MadeinNZ: *snicker* Gutter Mind *G*



**MOUSE: LOL ... Oh, God - I wish I'd thought of that - it >SO< would have been in there. *G*



**katydid: Thank you - and apparently, that glazed over look thing was a pretty common reaction. God, I love this "writer" thing. Heh.



**IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous: Gosh, thanks *G* I just try to stay true to what I'm writing - I'm just lucky these little vignettes keep turning out well and are so liked by you all.



And yes, there will be more LD soon. I've been re-reading the end of AD as a refresher (my mind's like a sieve) and am just about ready to start posting parts again - for those of you who have read AD and are waiting ever-so-patiently for the next LD update ... sorry. I basically knew where it was going, but after writing the prologue and the first part, I wanted to cement a few things in my brain before I took off. So - once I start in on LD again, the updates should be fairly quick, though still not as quick as AD was. I'm hoping to get back into writing every day, but alternating between LD, Vignettes, and some other projects I'm working on.



Much Lub (LUB, not LUBE ...) to you All



-Sass

Though, I suppose, all y'all could do the lube thing, and have fun if you do, but you'll have to provide your own lube and harem girl (or, y'know, guy for anyone who swings the other way) for proper application.

[Jennpurr]

Oh, cool. Thanks, Sass. No problem. I was just curious.



I'm looking forward to whatever you come up with next. And regarding LD... I'm still catching up so forgive me for not giving any feedback yet. I have so much to read.



Thanks again, Sass.



Jen

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"Alyson Hannigan is a frickin' amazing kisser."Amber Benson
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Mi corazon perdido en ti...

[GridMonkey]

Tara does have the most glorious boobies in Sunnydale. Thank you Sass for bringing this to our attention.

Oh as I was young and easy in the mercy of his means,
Time held me green and dying
Though I sang in my chains like the sea.

[SlayerTazz]

WOW - I have to say that has to be the best way to spend an evening trapped at home!! Sass - AMAZING writing. WOW. Ok, I'm not a wordsmith...But I do know good writing and drool material when I read it.

A dream is a wish the heart makes.

Willow: "You had two eggs, sunny-side-up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs."

Tara: "Sassy Eggs."

[Sassette]

**Jennpurr: You're welcome - and don't worry about not reading LD yet ... it's not like I'm keeping track of who hasn't replied and am planning on hunting them down or anything

**GridMonkey: Oh, yes she does - and you're completely welcome *G*

**MadeinNZ: *shrug* Charm is my Gift.

**SlayerTazz: Heh, Gosh. Thank you *G* I'm really glad you liked it.

Vignette Interlude:

"How do we let ourselves be talked into these things?" Tara asked Willow plaintively, looking around the store and shifting uncomfortably as Dawn walked up and down the aisles, her wide-eyed stare taking in everything.

"You're the one who agreed to take her out drinking for her twenty-first birthday," Willow pointed out.

"Well, I wanted her to be safe if she was going to do the drinking thing," Tara said with a helpless shrug as she defended volunteering to be the responsible adults for Dawn as she reaped the benefits of a legal ID stating proudly that she was twenty-one years old today. "Besides, how was I supposed to know we'd end up in an adult book store?" Tara asked, her eyes wide and pleading.

"Sex shop," Willow corrected. "It's not like they have lots of books, so why would they call it an adult book store? 'Book store' denotes books, and reading, and learning G-Rated Disney things, and maybe a Starbucks attached. >This< is not a book store."

"What is she doing?" Tara asked, looking at where Dawn was stopped in the middle of an aisle, her head tilted to one side as she looked at something quizzically in her drunken haze.

"I don't know," Willow said with a little shrug. "Are you as afraid to find out as I am?" she asked, casting an embarrassed look at Tara. "I mean, normally, you, me, sex shop. That's fun. That's all of the Funny McFun Fun Goodness. This is just kind of ... weird."

"We should, umm ... probably go see what the problem is," Tara said slowly, glancing fearfully at Dawn. She just hoped Dawn didn't have any ... questions. Like why, exactly, the guy behind the counter had greeted Willow and Tara by name when they walked in.

"You first," Willow said quickly. "Sure, on one level I agree with you ... better us taking Dawn out drinking than her wild college friends - and I'm very flattered that Dawn wanted to spend time with us. But what if Dawn has ... questions? I can't handle questions. Well, I can handle questions - I often handle questions. People asked me questions all the time. But I don't think I can handle >questions<. From Dawn."

"Coward," Tara said, leveling a heatless glare at her chicken-hearted girlfriend.

"Am not," Willow said with a little frown. "Besides - I don't see >you< rushing over there."

"Hey, guys?" Dawn called out, still staring at the shelf, her voice slurred. "I have a question."

"Oh, God," Tara groaned, blushing to the roots of her hair, and she hadn't even heard the question yet.

"Come on," Willow said sweetly, grabbing the sleeve of Tara's sweater and pulling her forward.

"Do I hafta?" Tara asked as Willow dragged her through the shop towards Dawn.

"Y'know," Willow said with a little chuckle. "This kind of reminds me of the first time we were here. Only, this time, I'm dragging you."

"Beast," Tara said, swatting at Willow playfully. "Did you have to remind me of that >now
"Yes," Willow said with an unrepentant grin as they reached Dawn's side.

"So, umm ... what's that?" Dawn asked, pointing at the familiar-looking item that had given her pause.

"Umm ... it's an arm," Willow said slowly.

"I see that it's an arm," Dawn said, her exasperation plain. "But what do you DO with it?"

"I don't do >anything< with that!" Tara said, raising her hands and backing away.

"Y'know, I think it's time to go," Willow said quickly, looking at the fake arm and wincing.

"Oh, yes, definitely," Tara said, nodding vigorously.

"But we just got here," Dawn pointed out, a slight whine entering her tone.

"We can go back to the house and make Kahlua Milkshakes," Tara cajoled, wrapping an arm around Dawn's shoulders and leading her towards the door.

"Milkshakes?" Dawn asked, perking up. "With alcohol in them?"

"Oh, yeah," Willow said eagerly, getting her arm around Dawn's waist and helping Tara lead her out of the store. "Much with the ice-creamy and Kahlua goodness. Very yummy."

"Okay," Dawn said brightly.

Willow and Tara looked at each other, twin expressions of relief on their faces.
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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

[mollyig]

Ha! This made me snigger lots. They succesfully managed to avoid answering questions with bribes of alcohol. My kinda women!



Thanks Sassette!

Adding up the total of a love that's true, multiply life by the power of two
Indigo Girls

[Sassette]

Heh ... thank you, mollyig. Just some ... extremely random silliness.



I hope everyone in the states had a Happy 4th of July. I hope everyone else had a good Thursday *G*



-Sass

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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

[Puff]

LOL That was funny Sass. I think you need to write a vignette about the first visit to that shop though

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

[Tulipp]

Loved this! Clerk greets W & T by name. You know, I think this might be the first time I have EVER seen mention of sex toys in W/T fan fiction, unless I'm missing something.



I know that Willow and Tara are supposed to have a magical, mystical, soulmatey connection that guarantees them perfect sex every time, but please. Everyone needs an extra friend sometimes, right? (...ummm....Tulipp blushes and realizes she has typed too much.)



Sass, bless you for this one!

[witchbitchwillow]

ROFL!!!!!



***Like why, exactly, the guy behind the counter had greeted Willow and Tara by name when they walked in.***



this was just very very funny.



great story, more soon please



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[Sassette]

**Puff: Heh ... thank you. But no, I don't think I'll be writing about that visit. For many reasons. Best to just leave that to everyone's imagination. *G*



**Tulipp: Ummm ... actually? You're missing stuff *G* And, uhhh ... no comment *G*



**witchbitchwillow: Heh ... thanks *G* I found it rather amusing myself ... I'm shameless that way *G*



-Sass

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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

Edited by: Sassette at: 7/5/02 9:25:49 am

[anon]

I so LOVED that random moment you gave us. Ouch, Dawn in a sex shop. That would be painful. Keep up the great work!

[Grimaldi]

very funny its too bad Dawn didn't ask Willow and Tara why the clerk knew their names, very clever of Tara to use Dawn's love of milkshakes, with alcohol, as a way to get her to leave the shop.

Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!

Worm, are you ready to die in the cleansing apocalypse?

Its not my fault that you're a little geek with no sense of humor

[Tulipp]

Okay, Sassette, you realize what you've just done to my Friday? I now realize there is a void in my fan fiction reading experience. But I second your "no comment."

[oneinten]

Sassette,



Now my cheeks hurt from smiling so much at work. I usually don't do that at work either.... I loved the wet t-shirt contest: a vignette with flannel and Tara drunk - what's not to love? Also the field trip in to the sex shop - reminds me of a time...



Anyways, love your stuff as always. Am trying to read through AD myself!



S'more please!



kath

[xita]

Ooooooh, interlude with a vignette !



le sex shoppe The arm? W/T got off easy , so many other things Dawn could have fixated on as well, good thing they got out of there fast. She's a smart girl though, I am sure she could figure things out. And LD coming up.. oh yeah.. it's not LW or AW but oh yeah LD!!

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Willow: (to Tara) I could heal.

Tara: (to Willow)And we’re gone.

[Jennpurr]

Hee hee... That was cute! Among, other things. I can just imagine the look on Tara's face when Dawn said she had a question.



You rock, Sass. This is very cool. So... interlude? Does that mean this will lead to another vignette? Or was this just filler?



And about LD. I just didn't want you to think I was ignoring you. Cause I would never do that. You rock, girl.



Take care,

Jen



Okay... call me super naive, but the arm thing... I didn't get it either. Could someone kindly explain that to me? Please don't laugh at me, though.

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"Alyson Hannigan is a frickin' amazing kisser."Amber Benson
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Mi corazon perdido en ti...

Edited by: Jennpurr  at: 7/5/02 12:00:05 pm

[VampNo12]

Ah Sassette, the vignette interlude was just so "priceless" ! I loved how W&T are well-known customers, and being in an "adult bookstore" as Tara calls it (or a "sex shop" as Willow plainly says) with a drunken Dawn just made me laugh-out loud. Poor W&T fearing their "surrogate daughter" would ask them questions, I could just so picture their mortified faces when Dawn asked about the "arm". And I loved how you incorporated Dawn and Tara's bonding over milkshake goodness, but this time the added incentive of alcohol to get Dawn to leave the shop (and to stop asking embarrassing questions). Really enjoyed this, it put a smile/grin on my face!

Edited by: VampNo12  at: 7/5/02 2:40:29 pm