New Fic: Darkness Falls

[hermitstull]

Hey Kris-

OMG! Yes I know about our show ending at the end of this season. From what I understand, the sets were torn down last Wednesday.



All my shows are entering their last season this year! Thank god for all the great fan fiction.



Looking forward to an update-

hermitstull

[Puff]

*Clocks in for daily harrasing*



Hey Kris



Please update *repeat indefinitely*



Oh and it sucks that they cancelled Farscape, there'll be no good sci-fi shows on TV soon



*Clocks out*

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

[KrisBo5]

Super bad news, Kittens. My computer’s C drive bit it big time last night. Although I have stuff saved on disc, I don’t have a computer to use till I buy one so it may be a while for posting. Sorry!



Linda, of course sweet! And, hey, pampering. . . .



hermitstull: Totally sucks about Farscape! Execs suck sometimes. . . .



Puff: You are way too cute “repeat indefinitely!”

Kris

“Frell that!”

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

and where's my B?

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[singgirl]

hey all, short post to say sorry i haven't been around, i was in the hospital. been takng it easy, aka, i sleep a lot.

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

what happened B? you're ok though, right? take care of yourself.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

Kris, bummer about your puter....Shit Happens!

Take care!

Your devoted Kitten,

Linda



Singgirl, hope you're well soon!

- Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres -

[KrisBo5]

Linda, total bummer. A girl at work said Mercury was in retrograde and I was like, “Who gives a crap where Mercury is, man, my computer is f*cked up!”



B, are you okay? What has happened? Pneumonia? C is very worried about you, as we all are!!!



C, You’re pissed?! You should’ve seen me—I freaked! I lost a ton of stuff. Oh, well, hopefully I’ll get one next week.

Kris

"Frell that!"

[Puff]

Hey Kris that sucks Does that mean I can't harrass you now that you have a valid reason not to post?

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

[KrisBo5]

Puff: Hell no. I think you should harass me even more; kick every square inch of my ass so I go buy a computer. . . . Besides, I'll feel neglected if you all stop.

Kris

"Frell that!"

[vmpIrslAr]

Neglected...no no... we can't have that Kris. You cannot disappoint your fans! We all love you very much...you are afterall the GREAT AND MIGHTY!



So update soon, or I'll have to resort to other tactics other than buttering you up....

VmpIrslAr out.



"she's my everything."

[4WiccanLuv]

Kris, I hear you! Mercury in retrograde...piffle *sticks tongue out at girl from work*



Now, missy, march every square in of your butt right down to the closest puter store and pick yourself up a good one....we need updates, there will be no stopping of the harrassment! Kris will never be neglected as I live and breathe!



Linda

- Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres -

[singgirl]

Kris, I was in the hospital cuz I got bronchitis and a sinus infection, and since I can't take antibiotics (I am allergic to them all), it got worse, and so yeah. That's basically it. Sorry about your comp...that sucks ass!!

C, no worries, we can harass together now!

[KrisBo5]

vmpIrslAr: Hmm. . . other tactics. . . I like the sound of that.



Linda: Didn’t get a computer, but, hey, I’m working again today, so voila!



B, LMFAO!!! “that sucks ass” Oh, crap, that had me busting up; my cat thinks I’m nuts now. Hope you are feeling better.



Kris

“Frell that!”

PS Anyone have suggestions or preferences on Laptops?? That’s what I’m buying.

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B good to hear you're better

Kris,

buy a black one

what's the cat's name?

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

C, a black computer? I think they're all black, doofus(said in a loving way). I'm thinking Dell or Toshiba, don't know which yet. And, cat's name is Poe(I think I told you that before, or maybe it was B?) Anyway,. . . still at work here, I need a vacation!

Kris

"Frell that!"

[vmpIrslAr]

so you like me to change my approach...not a problem...I'm always ready to try new things.



If figuretively buttering you up does work...there is also the literal method...cuz there's nothing more delicous than someone withering and in need of...help.

VmpIrslAr out.



"she's my everything."

[4WiccanLuv]

Kris,

hmmm...>lap
how about something...um..er...c-u-r-v-y! Seriously though, I don't have any suggestions, but black sounds nice.



It was nice to be on the >giving< end of a spanking today! Our goalie was absent and they put little ol' me (5 ft. on a good day) in the net. Woo Hoo, I got me a shut out *does the Snoopy dance*



BTW, my kitties, >know< I'm nuts, so don't feel bad, Poe still loves ya! Don't work too hard!

Linda

- Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres -

[KrisBo5]

vmpIrslAr: Hey, any approach you want, really. I’m easy. . . . *Hmm, Kris pauses and thinks about that last statement. . . . .*



Linda, “Go, Linda, it’s your birthday! Rock your body! Shake your booty!” Well, I think you already did that, huh? And, hey, shut-out! Woo-hoo! A curvy laptop??? *Hmm, Kris pauses and thinks about that last statement. . . . .*

Kris

“Frell that!”

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Kris,

there are others, not all are black and yeah, you told me about E.A.Poe, it was then that B said she was related to King Arthur or some other King , i forgot, sorry. but you could type the updates at work, between doing invoices and vendors, couldn't you

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[singgirl]

Kris, I must agree with C, you could definately type up the updateds between invoices. Though I know how you love "doing invoices" sacrifice! *watch in amazement as B now utilized her illness to get sympathy and updates* Consider an update a get well soon preasent. ir do you no want me to get well soon

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B baby,

that was great with the making Kris feel guilty and all your wellbeing is definitely more important than any invoices, if i were able to i'd write you myself an update because you deserve it just like you deserve a little SMUTUS (hear me Kris? ), i hear a little bit of good smut does miracles for the sick and needy

so Kris get on with the update, go bug your neighbors into letting you use their computer, go steal one - we don't care, look at our outfit, we're harassing fiends

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

C, I thought I had told you about my nutty Poe. LMAO! *related to King Arthur* Hmm, wait, I think you’re right. . . . As for writing between invoices and vendors, I am trying, really. But it’s hard to get into the creative W/T flow when every 2 seconds someone is calling or asking for something, you know??



B, I also, must agree that that was really a well-executed guilt trip. Almost Catholic, I’d say, it was so good! And, I am working on a little new SI, but for a new thread, but it’s all hand-written since no computer. I do hope you’re feeling better, though!



Love to both of my harassing fiends!

Kris

“Frell that!”

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

hey Kris,

i'm all for barricading yourself in that office of yours, don't let those people get to you, you're on a sacred (btw Catholic and all things holy ) mission here: creating art and thus entertaining your Kittens . if that's not important as hell than i don't know what is. just say NO! - to them, not to us, mind you; i know you can do it.

do i have to get sick too and send you on another guilt trip? i can do that, i may not like it, but if i have to ...

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

Edited by: IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous at: 9/16/02 4:26:32 pm

[singgirl]

C, I am not related to King Arthur...it's William the Conquerer, silly! Please don't get sick. That's not very good. Trust me, no fun in being sick. btw, loved the harassing fiends line...are we wearing leather too?

Kris, you tryng to make my baby sick?? what is your problem? *Sigh* Please, you do not want to be responsible for an illness now, do you?

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

yeah baby,

William the Conquerer it was no i'm not gonna get sick, but this lack of updates could eventually have that effect on me *C looks frowning at Kris*. and yes, lethear and to prove how rebellious we truly are, we'll even go commando , i hope you approve of that, you know easier acces to ... oops, i guess i'm sharing too much information. anyway it's all really worthy get better and i'll make it worthwhile for you

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

B & C, WHOA!! Commando?! Way too much info, you crazy kids. Save that for the honeymoon. C, I, in no way, would want you to get sick – nuh-uh!!! I'd have a very angry(em, angrier???) fiance harassing me then! You and B, the guilt about the impending guilt. . . bravo!!! Ooo, fainting emoticon . . . be right back, I have to go write!

Kris

“Frell that!”

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Kris dear,

take your time, don't rush things ... you've got two minutes, counting down: 60, 59 ...

and angry doesn't even begin to describe B, when she feels something threatening our togetherness, and me being sick would mean no play (don't worry, i won't make the mistake again to go into details ) thus no us together, no , no , no any of the good things ... if i were you i'd be typing like there was no tomorrow *C looks at B: "Was i menacing enough?" and lets out an laugh*

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

C, Isn't it like 4 am where you are??? If so, darlin' why aren't you sawin' logs? As for the menacing, ahem, yes, I'm shaking in my boots(er, sneakers, not really a boot gal). Um, gotta go, only 23 seconds left. . . .

Kris

"Frell that!"

[Puff]

Wow I haven't harassed for hours so here we go...



Please update, please update, please update, did someone say easy? please update please update, lalala oh yeah, please update, please update.



*Repeat as necessary until you feel motivated to write*

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson