New Fic: Darkness Falls

[barnabasvamp]

tiyo;

I think I may need to see Dallas!!



If that doesn't get Kris going, I can't imagine (well maybe I can....) what would.

Good job!

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

damn, why didn't i get to go to a Catholic school?

"Groping 101 is mandatory!! They also offer courses in smooching and fondling…oh, but the best is…101 WAYS TO USE WOOD, AKA "STICKS"!!! Kris, of course, got an "A" !!!" so that's where Kris got her skills? and i thought the only wooden objects in such an institution would be the crosses wait i didn't even go there, it's blasphemy ... yuck!

nice weather, good! thanks for the report

Kris seems to avoid the board today maybe it's because we've been forcing her to relive the profound traumatism of having been whupped by a regular baby

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

c'mon Kris, you can't be busy tell those sticks to give you a break

i'm bored, there are no updates, no teasing even - c'mon baby hit me one more time. see what you've done to me, i'm starting to channel BRITNEY SPEARS. kill me please

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

Quote:

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"Groping 101 is mandatory!! They also offer courses in smooching and fondling…oh, but the best is…101 WAYS TO USE WOOD, AKA "STICKS"!!! Kris, of course, got an "A" !!!"

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C;

You are absolutely hysterical!



Puff;

I'm with you, Please update, Please update, totally addicted to diet Pepsi, Please update, the lemon is nasty, Please update, Please update, don't like vanilla coke either, Please update!

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

C...okay, maybe lame music, but Britney Spears is kinda hot!

Are you doin' the dance moves too, if so, can I watch? *having naughty thoughts*



Kris...give C what she needs before she starts channeling Debbie Gibson or Tiffany!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

hey BV,

thanks but i can't take credit for that, the hysterically funny one is our dearest LINDA. she came up with the entire Catholic school thing which was brilliant

Linda,

yeah, the little brat is hot, i give you that but she can sing just like i can, NOT and i can't dance either, but you can still watch me

Kris,

i'm disappointed no nothing from you today.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

edited cuz it posted itself twice

and to tell LINDA that i have no idea who Debbie Gibson or Tiffany are, but they sound scary so Kris update, don't turn me into them

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

Edited by: IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous at: 10/2/02 5:00:26 pm

[4WiccanLuv]

C...you DON'T want to know who they are, so if Kris has a heart, she'll hit you with her rhythm "stick" and update, pronto!



Kris, where are you?...what can possibly be more important than us?

[4WiccanLuv]

It's "Double Posting Madness Day"....what is up with the board?

Edited by: 4WiccanLuv at: 10/2/02 7:24:21 pm

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

i guess we're the last ones standing

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

Edited by: IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous at: 10/4/02 12:04:33 am

[4WiccanLuv]

C...bang the drums ...gather the forces! Sound the "Harassment" battle cry! We will not be denied our updates!



Yoo Hoo, Kris, where are you?

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

i admire your enthusiam - i bow before thee my Lady (as Lady Pain aka Kris isn't around for us to both bow before her )

yeah we're strong, strong like Amazons, read update hos and mean, Kris you better do something to appease or better please us this can't go on like this any longer

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

Quote:

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better do something to appease or better please us this can't go on like this any longer

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C;

I'm with you...BORED NOW!!- also, after yesterday I was beginning to have kitten withdrawl

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

BV,

don't remind me! no kitten board for 2 days is worse than 2 years of civil war! i was shattered i checked to see if it was up again every 10 minutes

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

C;

Yep....I was becoming dangerous to others, had Way too much time on my hands!



Hello, We need another update soon (he is just too cute!)

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

BV,

yeah he is, he looks like he's smashing ants ants in French maid outfits

Kris,

- please come back (with an update )

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

Kris;



You better do something soon...



C is quickly becoming fixated on French Maid outfits, and I'm starting to get visuals again



Thanks C, now I know I won't get any work done today! My patients won't be very happy with me!



BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

C…thanks for the compliment. But alas, I am but a mere harasser, no need to bow! It's our solemn duty to harass, badger and hound Kris for an update (it's in the Harasser's Handbook, Chapter 11, Page 69, Paragraph 4). And totally agreed, the board down was major suckage!!! I entertained my self by watching baseball even though, my beloved L.A. Dodgers are out of the playoffs!



Kris, I am very sad, ya gotta do something! *on bended knees* P-l-e-a-s-e!!!!!!!!!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

BV,

you noticed that too, huh? my recent fixation with French maid outfits it's lovely Linda's fault, bless her

do you have to do surgery on your patients? then it's not good to have those visuals i always seem to give you, hauntig you but as long as you don't have to cut precisely, i don't think you should worry

Linda,

you a mere harasser? with your badge and handbook and everything - i don't think so. you're THE harassing diva baseball instead of smut - no good deal i feel for you. maybe Kris already left for Italy and got herself a sexy little Italian girl. all writers fall in love with Italian girls (see Virginia Woolf, when in Italy she only wanted her peace and leisure ... AND "to fall in love with Italian girls") - we lost her to some Italian seductress

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[singgirl]

Hey hey! Sorry I've been gone, I couldn't get on the site the last few days, and I was like "wha tha fuh?" but it's all to the good now, I am here! *runs up to C, swoops her up into my arms and passionately kisses her* Miss me baby?

[tiyodragon]

Okay, consider this the daily poke for an update.



4WL, you watched baseball, I watched hockey. Took Leatherqueen to a Dallas Stars game. The game sucked, but enjoyed talking about fic!



Maybe Kris could make some evil vamp hockey players for the next scene???



tiyo

‘My girlfriend is a goddess,’ Willow thought again. ‘She is so gonna’ kick his ass.’ She almost smiled as she heard a song in her mind. ‘My girlfriend’s back and you’re gonna’ be in trouble…" Willow cleared her throat and looked around the room. ‘Okay,’ she thought. ‘I have lost it. -Tears of the Goddess by Lisa Countryman

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

miss you????? i was worried sick and i missed you like hell, and the board crashed and it was all kinds of bad don't ever leave me like that again! and now do continue, you've got a lot of kissing to do

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

Tiyodragon…see what Kris has reduced me to…baseball w/o my Dodgers…yuck, eww, gag… You didn't by any chance see Kris at the hockey game, displaying her acrobatic maneuvers with her glorious "sticks"…did ya?



B…nice to have you back…you're in and out like a shot! *hmm*



Kris…stay away from those Italian hussies, they're evil, I tell ya, EVIL!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

You didn't by any chance see Kris at the hockey game, displaying her acrobatic maneuvers with her glorious "sticks"…did ya? thank god that at least you're still here.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

C…wild horses couldn't drag me away! Yay for you…B is back and with many many passionate kisses! Oh well, it's lunchtime! *thinks about a B-L-C sandwich*



I'm starting to worry about our Mistress of Pain!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[barnabasvamp]

C;

No surgery, thank god.....



So yummy visuals are OK, they just seem to screw with my concentration abilities Imagine that!



Kris; I was once "with" one of those Italians, and the kittens are right- they are all hussies, so beware.

They might even try to use you...



Oh, now I'm giving myself visuals!! Bad BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

you can't let it go, can you? B-L-C you know if you remind me of it often enough i might consider talking to B about it so take that!

you know i've started worrying too, because it's rather unlike Kris not to revel in our pain here look at us KRIS YOU CAN UPDATE WHEN YOU WANT, JUST COME BACK!!!!

BV,

giving yourself visuals but i get it, it's easy, you just have to think of things like sticks, certain outfits that will go unnamed because we don't want the quality of your work to suffer from these pesky *my ass rather y* visuals ... have fun at work

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

C…can you say menage trois? (spelling?)



It's been way over 48 hrs and not a peep from Kris …and you're right, she revels in our updatelessness! (is that a word?) Maybe we should plaster her picture on every single milk carton from here to Italy, post flyers on every street corner, offer a reward, check the lost and found.



Ya know, come to think of it…Kris is probably down at a police station, sitting on a female police officer's lap, enjoying an ice cream! Go Kris!



Seriously though, her trip was postponed at the last moment, so maybe they rescheduled spur of the moment and she just didn't have time to get online. So, since we haven't heard anything, here's hoping she's on a plane, drifting through the clouds, drinking rootbeer and watching horrible movies!! At least, she'll be safe!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

Edited by: 4WiccanLuv at: 10/4/02 9:19:06 pm

[singgirl]

Hello! You're right, Kris should be here! She's prolly looking at some Italian women or something right now. As for the B-L-C...hmmm, I dunno...

Hey C, look at how dirty it is out here. *Grabs C's hand and nods in the direction of a very private utilities closet* What do ya say we uh...get some stuff from that closet to uh clean...yeah..cleaning, that's what we are gonna do, yeah...

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

menage a trois? yay, see i said it

as for "updatelessness" - i don't know, but it is a word now your theory about Kris actually being on a plane to Italy may be right - , still not to take the time to check in with her followers here? well if that's what she did i sure hope there is NO beer at all on that plane and that she has to watch BRITNEY SPEAR'S freaking film debut "Crossroads" and this again and again ... and yes, you guessed right, again mwhahahahaha. and now that i scarred myself for life with this visual i'm gonna check on my lovely fiancee...

B, love

you know how i hate cleaning, i'm all for me doing the clea ... oh! ohhhhh ... cleaning, like hockey with sticks, and the closet, where there is not much space and it's dark ... honey, show me that closet, please . there's a lot of dirt everywhere, we're gonna clean ... hurry with the cleany cleaning and cleanliness and ...

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)