New Fic: Darkness Falls

[barnabasvamp]

C;



If our lovely Linda is indeed chaste, I promise to be "gentle".



However, she did ask about the results of her "exam" and everyone else has been otherwise occupied. We are trying to make good use of our time until Kris comes back, or everyone heads out to search



BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

BV...Tsk tsk!! ...of course, we can continue with the exam, but dang it, who wants gentle! That was a full body exam, right?



C...I too, thought about emailing Kris! Did you get a response?

BTW, I am a model of incorruptability! *cough*lie*cough*

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

no nothing yet and it's 6 am here and i'm still waiting (well, i've got work too so...)

and i thought you were incorruptable, that you will not let yourself be corrupted without sticks , but hey BV sure has some spiffy instruments lying around that she can properly employ for maximum pleasure ... ahem ... efficiency, medical efficiency with the sole purpose of performing a successful examination see, no matter how one says it, it still sounds naughty

don't wear out our medical staff here not too much at least.

BV,

be gentle, whatever that means

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[KrisBo5]

And there I really was, out in the desert, far from home. Not exactly lost, but on the way to Sin City. . . three days away in the baking state of Nevada. No Kitties anywhere. No internet anywhere. Let me fill you all in. . . .



Lots of stuff going on. . . . Sorry to be so lacking in the whole board sitch, but we had total upheaval in the office: people quitting, people getting fired, new bosses, new jobs. I have been relegated to A/P entry and cutting checks and it is one, driving me batty, and two, all-time consuming. No breaks, no nothing, just working my fuc*ing ass off.



Then, the downed Kitty board.



Then, as mentioned before, a stint as maid of honor in a Las Vegas wedding, so I was gone for a bit(my how Las Vegas has grown since the last time I was there. . .).



So, let me try to catch up with all of these comments here. . .



No Italy yet. No Showgirls. No Bound. No Crossroads. No French Maid outfits. No cleaning closets. No plane rides. No reveling in Pain and Harassment. No. . . nothing.



C, well, the little Gypsy girl was about 9, but she was tough. . . really, she was. As for what I usually wear to bed(when flannel isn’t involved, it’s what I wear during the day: shorts).



No protecting the sticks w/out updates, huh? Mite have to do something drastic then. . . .



Britney Spears? You are bored. I apologize!



And, uh, no, no Italian girls. . . or seductresses. . . or anything(see above).



Linda, “. . .Her Worshipfullness, Kris, Mistress of Pain, Giver of SMUTUS!” Hmm, I. . . I think I like that.



EffieBlue, a newbie? At least in this thread, I think. Welcome. Um, update. . . ? It’s around here somewhere.



barnabasvamp, well, as Gypsies are want to do, yes, the kid went for the $, not the sticks. Guess hockey’s not too big in Italy, eh?



Pixie gishmock, very glad to hear you are enjoying DF. Worthy of a ‘whew’ and an ‘Oh, my God.’ Excellent! Thank you.



tiyodragon, ‘Really, must we go to such arduous lengths for an update???’ Um. . . yep! And, ooh, hockey? *Kris’ ears perking up at the mention of another hockey fan in the thread*



Puff, love diet pepsi(NO LEMON), don’t like vanilla coke.



B, so glad you are back and look at you and C. . . sweet love. . . and look at BV and Linda. . . hmm.



Thank you all, my loyal troop of Harassers. Your worry was very touching and I’m sorry I couldn’t check in earlier. Just got home an hour ago. Will endeavor greatly to put something up(maybe something smutty) as a thank you and a reward for hanging in there. . . I remain your mistress in Pain. . .

Kris

“Frell that!”

[4WiccanLuv]

Yay! Woo Hoo! *rushes in and begins kissing the ground Kris walks on, then latches on onto her leg and doesn’t let go, thus, making it difficult for Kris to walk*





OMG, you’re back!!! We missed you soooooooooo much!!!!!!. So glad you’re alright…tired …overworked …but alright! And..."mistress >in< pain"….poor dear! Those darn Paramount slavedrivers, they’re ! Get some rest sweetie, we’ll be here!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

Edited by: 4WiccanLuv at: 10/6/02 8:40:07 pm

[KrisBo5]

Linda, hey girl, that was quick. Um, you can let go of my leg now. . . really, you can, I'm not going anywhere for a month or so. . . Thanks! I needed that.

Kris

"Frell that!"

[4WiccanLuv]

Kris...well okay, if ya need your leg, I guess you can have it back...but I reserve the right to latch on at any time in the future!



Heh, not the first time I heard someone say I was fast....

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[singgirl]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! Kris is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

to join the welcome board yay

but i was worried and i don't like that.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

Awe!!!...*gives C a comforting hug* Chin up, buckaroo, our "stick" brandishing Lady of Pain is back!!!!! Weeeeee!!!!!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

Edited by: 4WiccanLuv at: 10/6/02 11:06:20 pm

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

thanks for the hug. so how did the "exam" go was BV gentle or gentle.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

C...a lady doesn't kiss and tell......oh...drats!...did I just say kiss? er..um... ...let's just say I passed the exam with flying rainbow colors!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[KrisBo5]

B, why thank you, yes, I am, at last, here. Very tired and dreading tomorrow, but I am here. Thank you. . . And, hey, you’re a Tinkerbell Light, too!



C, sorry again, for making you worry. Did you get my email, you big ole sweetie?



Linda, um, er, eh, uh. . . quick. . . er, uh, well, yeah. . . say, did you hear about them Angels?

Kris

“Frell that!”

[4WiccanLuv]

Kris...well, since you asked, I did indeed hear about them Angels, although not to sure about their rally monkey, but hey, whatever works...but being the huge Dodger fan that I am (I bleed blue, ya know)...I couldn't help feel a twinge of jealousy at their post season play....but I did find in my heart to be very happy for their manager, Mike Scoscia, one of the best fricken catchers LA has ever had...I miss the good old days! Ho hum...there's always next year! Wah!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Kris,

got your mail, thanks but that was the least you could do after i grew white hair worrying because of you however i expect 20.000 words (is that many words? ) of pure smut from you and this pronto in an attempt to try and appease me ... or THE sticks

Linda,

just minor kissage? ok, c'mon spill, hit me with the details

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

Oh Kris;



WELCOME BACK, damn to real life and work (although my job does have it's perks ) We missed you terribly(as if you couldn't tell*cough Britney cough*)

C;

Better now?, just take a few deep breaths(he he..) so you don't hyperventilate, and if necessary, you may want to consider an exam sometime!



Linda;

That was indeed a Full Body exam, but I'm a little concerned that you weren't sure. Either I was soo good at it you were distracted you don't remember "All" of it, or maybe you have had a better full body exam from someone else?



BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

BV,

aww, i'm sure Linda only lets you perform the full body exams! and you're offering me one too check out the rock - you know what i mean, it's big, it can be a proper exam table, shall i undress, of course i must ... anyway i will!

and yes i'm extremely happy our lovely Lady Pain & Worry is back

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[Rocktoddy]

Okay, just stop for a second.....



It's seems that when I was away from the pens the whole summer, I totally missed this story!!! WHAAAA!!! No, that can't be! What kind of a ficaholic am I???

So, with no further ado...



:Rocktoddy takes a deep breath:



I'm going to start at the beginning, work my up to this

page and give ya some feedback.

Oh, sweet rapture that is 50 unread pages...



Rocktoddy

"You can tell that Buffy is good and Willow is evil because Willow's lipstick is all caked and gross, while Buffy's is dewy and fresh. -Sep, recap Two to Go"
"Goodbye, cruel adventure game!... nah."-Guybrush Treepwood

[singgirl]

Ooooh...Linda and BV sittin in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Kris, you may wish to be careful, don't want my beautiful C to age prematurely!

[4WiccanLuv]

BV…no, never!!!!…you're the best, honey, I swear it!!!! …you and your skillful "exam" left me completely satiated and more than a little dazed. *waggles eyebrow* So…um…when can I schedule my next appointment?…See…I've got this pain…..way way down in my lower back. …PS, not to sure I'm liking you handing out free exams...well, unless I'm there to watch!



C…no details, but let's just say…BV…has >various< pleasurable uses for her stethoscope! … and hey, premature gray hair, nothing a bottle of Miss Clariol can't fix!!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[barnabasvamp]

Linda;

You're so "sweet-yum", ( oops! did I say that out loud?) you know the "full" body exams are reserved for you alone, and another appointment is available as soon as you are "ready", or perhaps I should get you ready! *waggles eyebrows*

You'll have to talk to C about watching, although some things are definitely private

C;

I am amazed at the amount of room we have on your rock, perhaps you would like Linda to join us? I can give you an "exam" either way, but alas the "full body" exams belong to Linda.

Oh Linda BTW, you have yet to see the full extent of my "tools of the trade", the stethoscope was just the begining!

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

BV…tools?…um…*gulp* ...heh…baby, I think you need to check my temperature, stat, it just shot way up!! *fans self furiously* Whew!!!…it's hot in here, had to lose some clothes! Can you like pencil me in, NOW!!!!! BTW, you can prep me anytime…ya know…just to make sure I'm "ready" and all!!! C and her rock…will just have to wait their turn!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda & BV (the newest couple in Kris' Paindom )

of course full body exams are for Linda only, i just had a sore throat and i wanted BV to check it (what did you think i wanted? to play with her "tools of trade", which everybody knows are reserved for Linda only - duh!), so i don't have to undress , my bad, i though you just enter the doc's office and strip don't worry i won't happen again

B love,

loved your singing and don't worry i still don't have only white hair

Kris,

you're forgiven, now deliver the smut

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

C;

Don't worry sweetie, Linda knows I was just being a flirt, and besides,SHE suggested watching!



Linda;

Where are you darlin? I hope your not off with Kris somewhere She is supposed to be working on our update



Now about your appt...

Since you were feverish, and had to remove some clothes, I think we may have to start now!

Lets see.....

Body heat activated massage oil- check

"Special" thermometer(s) used in a particular area to measure true body temp- check

Lubricant- *throws that away* we surely won't be needing this

Well, that should get us started, unless Kris gets going with some SMUTTY goodness-then we probably won't need anything else.

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

BV…I’m here and no Kris in sight, hopefully she’s slaving over her keyboard typing up the Smutty Goodness!!!!… And yes, I’m definitely hot!! I mean…um…er…feverish!!! Face up or down, how do you want me? And baby, feel free to flirt all you want, cuz I know your "real tools" are reserved Just. For. Me.



C…sore throat, my ass!!! Always dropping the clothes!!! You’re like "nature gal" sitting on her rock in her birthday suit!!!



B…thanks for the song, you have a sweet voice!



Kris…in all my excitement with your return, I forgot to ask, how was LV? I love that place, but always lose my shirt. Oh and a wedding…didja hafta wear an icky bridesmaid dress, a la Hell’s Bells? Cuz I think you’d look rather fetching in green!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[barnabasvamp]

B;

OOps, forgot to thank you for the song for Me and Linda. Soo thoughtful...

BTW, C is sittin on a rather large rock, in her "birthday suit"' thinkin about an exam I'm sure she could use some company, and Linda and I are going to be a bit "busy"



Linda;

Darlin, you are still so feverish *cough,hot,cough*. I think you need to lie down on your stomach so we can see about helping you get rid of that pesky fever



Kris, time is running out....We need SMUTTY GOODNESS

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

BV...ok, swooning here, with the "darlin" and stuff! No fair, you already know about my Gina Gershon thing and I think she says that in just about every film I've seen her in ...BTW, fever all gone!! Hands, hands, in all the right places!!! Thanks baby, may I return the favor?





Kris...hand over the Smutty McSmut Smut!!!!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[KrisBo5]

Jesus, I finally got a GD second to see what's going on here. My job is well on the way to sucking!



Linda, well, I personally am not a big baseball fan. . . you know I’m more of a hockey gal. Las Vegas was fun, in the sense of seeing my best friend and her family(all of whom I have not seen for 13 years). And, my God, that place is like one big amusement park. Last time I was there, Stardust and Sahara were the end of the Strip and all of the casinos like Luxor, Excalibur, etc. – desert! I lost $20.00 on slots(never gambled before in my life) and it was fun; but, seriously, the cigarette smoke was disgusting(no offense) because there was no ventilation at all! And, yes, I had to wear a dress(which I haven’t done since 1994) but my mom made it and it was very nice(dark blue mid-calf, semi-sleeveless) and it went very well with my blue eyes and blonde hair(there’s a visual for ya’). Saw all my nephews and my sister, too!



C, um, sorry about the white hair and all. . . they have Clairol where you are, don’t they? Hello? 20,000 words? Yipes!



barnabasvamp, thanks for the welcome back. . . working on some new stuff. . . yes smutty stuff!



Rocktoddy, hey, a new reader of DF? Woo-hoo! I hope you enjoy the story. Please let me know. I’m a feedback-monger!



B, see above: I’ll send C some Clairol if needed. . .

Kris

“Frell that!”

[4WiccanLuv]

Kris…yes, "hockey" gal, cuz ya got the "sticks"!!!! Seriously though, been a Dodger fan all my life, but kinda got into hockey a few years ago when a friend invited me to a King’s game. It looks kinda slow on TV, but was very surprised at how fast paced and brutal it is. What I enjoy about it, is the fact that it is similar to soccer in many ways, minus the skates, puck, sticks and ice, of course!! Okay, maybe it’s not so similar!! Anyhoot, I liked the passing, cuz I get seriously turned on when I see a great assist, and the offside, so that there isn’t an unfair advantage and the hustle. Here I thought running up and down a field for 90 minutes was tough! For me, the biggest similarity is that it’s a total bitch to score, so when there >is< a goal, it’s pretty damn fricken exciting!!!!! The only thing about hockey that made me cringe were the fights, pretty much, cuz I don’t like fighting in any way shape or form! Which is your team, BTW, if ya got one? I have a Ducks jersey, only cuz I thought it was cute little ducky!



"cigarette smoke was disgusting(no offense)"…none taken, even I can’t stand it sometimes, anyhoot, spend most of my time in the Sport Book, betting on football (which I know nothing about, my picks depend on if I like the color of their uniforms, not a good system) and the ponies (usually going for those 30 to 1 longshots, cuz it’s bound to pay off one of these days), it just the optimist in me!



Woo Hoo, Devil in a Blue Dress!!!! Schwing!!!! Go Kris!! I’m sure you looked positively radiant!!!! *Sizzle* I totally remember the blonde hair, blue eyes, but you forgot, great smile! Thanks for the visual. I thank you and I’m sure your loyal band of harassers thank you!!!



Yup, Vegas has certainly grown! Glad to hear you had a wonderful time!!!



Okay, back to business, "WHERE-IS-THE-SMUT?"

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[KrisBo5]

Linda, personally, I never thought hockey translated well on tv. But when you see it live, in person, it is a blast! I started getting into soccer for the same reasons you mentioned re: hockey, but I still just don't get the rules(I guess I should look them up some time). As for a team, I am a devout Blackhawks fan from childhood, but my favorite player is Theo Fleury; the absolutely f*cking greatest thing happened over the summer: Fleury got traded from the Rangers to the Blackhawks. Can you frelling believe it? I almost died when I heard! It's fate. I'm meant to be that little guy's fan, I tell you. How else do you explain it? Coincidence? I think not.



I don't bet sports myself. Too many variables. I, too, tend to go with the 'jersey' color bet. I mean, some of them are really pretty, you know. . . .



'Devil in a Blue Dress.' You crack me up. And I didn't forget the smile. I repressed it; I hate my smile. Absolutely. Positively. But, I did look okay in that darn dress, and I never have to wear one again, so, hey, yay me!



Um, smut? Was there supposed to be smut. . . ?

Kris

"Frell that!"