New Fic: Darkness Falls

[singgirl]

Actually Linda, not the top of my lungs, that's bad for the voice then I'll get vocal nodes and not be able to sing again. But I will sing incessantly!

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

you are killing me. god, i love your posts g keep the world informed about our official meeting. you're the best

B my love,

great singing. and do you feel any warmer yet?

Kris,

i'm with the union: be AFRAID, VERY AFRAID no sticks to save you anymore

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

B...Gotcha!!...No to the nodes!!!

Incessantly works!!!! You go girl!!!



Kris...fear Twisted Sister!!! : -->

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[barnabasvamp]

Oh lord, so glad I left early-this is much more fun (couldn't get anyone to go to a strip club ).

I'm back baby and I love B's singing!!!

Just what are we up to in this closed door meeting?Oh negotiating I remember!

C;

You will have to turn people away, once they find out that this very important mtg. was held on Your Rock



Kris; More negotiations are necessary, as you have ignored our pleas!!



MORE NOW..... B sing yer heart out!

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

C…*takes a bow*..why, thank ya ma'am!!! Anything to put a smile on your face! *thinks about last statement* *reaches for BV's hand* Uh..yeah…as I was sayin,'…we have to stick together, we have to fight for our right to SMUT, BTW, Local Union #69 is aka, "The Tara Liberation Front" and has a whole nother set of issues with our MOP…but we'll takes those up a little later…. *begins chanting* "Set Tara Free", "Save Tara", "No More Cruel Treatment of Tara"



BV..honey, were da boyzzz not so fun?? Awe, I'd a gone to a strip club witcha!! I'll make it up to you tonite baby, promise!!!



B…Keep it up B!!!…as lovely as your voice is…it's bound to get to her sooner or later!!!



Kris…TTLF…we're not gonna take it!!!!



*this just in*

LU69 member, tiyodragon, was taken into protective custody, by the FBI. Sources say, all stewardesses on Krisboinian Flight 6969, had to be restrained from pawing and adoring the dragon. Mona Lott, a passenger and witness to the incident said the following, "first off, they (stewardesses) didn't wave hello when we boarded, they didn't bring us lunch or dinner, they ignored my pleas for the movie, "Crossroads", didn't bring me my Heineken, didn't fluff my pillow, it was as though we were fricken invisible, the only thing that made this flight bearable, was the panty tossing," she later added with a smirk. The source of the phenomena was said to be caused by an air compressor. Tiyodragon in high spirits, however, extremely worn-out will be released to the care of her fellow Union members.



*rolls eyes* I have way too much time on my hands!!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

oh god Linda,

hope you have so much more free time so that you can write the reports loved it. it's 6 am, haven't slept but it was worth it, if i got to read the latest news. poor dragon and "Crossroads"

and the Tara slogans yes Kris SET TARA FREE AND GIVE HER A FAIR NC69 TREATMENT BY WILLOWHAND UPDATE

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

C...what's with the no sleep? Have you been naughty on "rock" without us? Seriously, get some zzzzzzzzzzzzz's!!! And have dreams of me..uh *sheepish grin* I mean B, singing Twisted Sister, in a formal dress and matching shoes!



I'm off to another "soccer" game! Toodles!!



Kri-is! *best whiney voice* ....WE NEED AN UPDATE! Don't go working yourself ragged, take a break, write some smut!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[singgirl]

Linda, too much time on your hands is an understatement. Get BV to help out eith your hands,

[barnabasvamp]

Oh B; You can bet that sweet little butt of yours, I will be helpin my girl to keep her hands busy



C; Keepin busy are ya? Better not OD on lack of sleep



JUST IN..........

LU69 member organizer, BV, was mobed by a crowd of stewardess'es outside the US Embassy while trying to obtain the release of tidyodragon. It has been rumored that this is the result of the tiyo's amazing use of her tools!.......

More to follow......



Linda Darlin, hope the game went well. I'll be waiting



KRIS;

An update elsewhere and yet ya still leave us hanging here?

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

BV,

sorry you got mobbed hope they didn't get the map with the secret location of the sticks, no one's supposed to know that we buried them under my rock entire nations would come looking for them, killing and destroying everyone and everything that dared stand in their way

Kris,

you must update here too, otherwise there will be a kind of cosmic imbalance. we wouldn't want that now, would we?

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

Edited by: IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous at: 10/17/02 7:58:51 am

[barnabasvamp]

...Have no fear C, I will never let anyone find out the secret location.

We can't have just anyone showing up to disturb the "rock"



I am recovering nicely, thanks to my girls TLC



Thanks for caring..Obviously KRIS doesn't care or we woulda had SMUT by now!!

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

of course i care BV - it's DA STICKS we're talking about and besides Linda would be devastated if those mean thieves had kidnapped you and she suddenly found herself deprived of your pleasurable tools

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[singgirl]

*B sits back in the corner watching the chaos humming "We're not gonna take it"*

[4WiccanLuv]

BV…mobbed by stewardess'!!! …awe baby, you okay, did ya cop a good feel? I'm so glad you're back…and you are sooo strong, not divulging the whereabouts of the map, good for you honey *kisses you tenderly* . The "STICKS" must and will remain safe!!!!



BTW, how's the dragon, is the air compressor still in workin' order????



C…they'll never find the map, while I live and breath!!!! *whispers* let's just say, it's strategically tattooed somewhere on my body, only BV's seen it !!!



B…join the chaos and keep up the singing and humming!!! Is it still raining??? Are ya still cold…brrrr…have another mocha!!!!



Kris…The Tara Liberation Front, will not be denied!!!! Remember, we got da "STICKS"!!!! : -->

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[barnabasvamp]

*BV rushes in, grabs Linda's hand and drags her off* We will be back in a few, I just wanna check out my baby's tattoo for a min, or two, or three



Compressor is still working darlin, and I got to borrow it



KRIS

WE WILL PREVAIL

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

BV…Ooh baby, I love the way you think…yes, we'll be back later, MUCH LATER!!! *flips on air compressor*





MOP…WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[tiyodragon]

*tiyodragon hears voices coming down the corridor...and quietly peeks out to see. It's BV and 4WL!!!!! The dragon thrusts her arm out the door and uncerimoniously grabs BV by the collar dragging her and 4WL into her room.*



The dragon is flushed and nervously agitated. Her clothes are torn and her beloved leather is scuffed. Relief covers her features and she speaks "Oh good! Y'all made it! Now how's about you get me the hell outa here?!!!



BV nods knowingly "Ah Dragon, glad you are so chipper, we were worried..."



The Dragon cuts her off "Yes Damn it! Chipper, dapper, and attachment friendly! You have to get me outa here, these stewardess' are gonna run out the warranties on all my tools! Already, my nailer sounds like it has asthma!"



The dragon paces furiously in front of her co-horts, then stops abruptly, an evil grin covering her face. The co-horts exchange nervous glances as the dragon begins to speak "okay kittens, I know what we have to do...."







tiyo

‘My girlfriend is a goddess,’ Willow thought again. ‘She is so gonna’ kick his ass.’ She almost smiled as she heard a song in her mind. ‘My girlfriend’s back and you’re gonna’ be in trouble…" Willow cleared her throat and looked around the room. ‘Okay,’ she thought. ‘I have lost it. -Tears of the Goddess by Lisa Countryman

[barnabasvamp]

*BV paces anxiously also as she and Linda were on their way to check on the tattoo when they were grabbed*

This better be good tiyo....I sort of had some "plans" goin on here



MOP, the controversy continues....... MORE

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

tiyo…ROTFLMFAO!!!!!



BV…honey, an emergency meetings been called…we'll take this up right where we left off…k? *gives you loving squeeze*





tick tick tick tick….some minutes later…..



C:…..TTLF/LU#69 Meeting is now called to order!! Our agenda: To return or not to return to our MOP!



*B slowly raises hand*



C:…..Yes baby…*makes googly eyes* do ya have a question, hmm?



B:…..Do you think my singing's getting to the MOP??, Coz ya know, if I keep it up any longer, I may just never be able to listen to Twisted Sister ever again!! And I could feel the vocal nodes developing with every note!



C:…..baby, try a different tune, how's about "Me and Bobby McGee"!



BV:…C, how's that gonna persuade our MOP to post an update!



C:…..Well, it won't, but I thought maybe B was takin' requests! *sheepish grin*



TD: guys, I'm really really tired, can I just take a nap? *removes all attachments, lays head on table* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!



BV:…..*slaps C's hand away for the 69th time* Will you please leave Linda's skirt alone, your NOT gonna see the map, but trust me, it's there, okay!



C:…..sheesh!! Large with the butch, much?



L:…..Fellow Harassers!! I don't think we're gonna get much accomplished! Whadda say we postpone the meeting and go "rock" climbing, have a few brewskies, maybe watch "Bound"? Coz, ya know, Gina Gershon always helps!!!



BV:….*waggles eyebrows* I'm in!



C/B:…..WooHoo!!!



TD:…..*huge grin on face* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!









Kri-I-I-I-is *whiniest voice ever*, I'm getting desperate!!! Could you tell?

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Linda,

and you (and your skirt) again make my night

for "Me and Bobby McGee", don't you just love Janis Joplin? and my poor baby B, but she always takes requests from me and B i'm sure your singing got to Kris, though she may be rather busy being troubled with her missing sticks and all

and The Tara Liberation Front will not give up! GIVE US TARA GIVE US SMUT GIVE US CHOCOLATE *C looks at the puzzled faces of her co-activists "what, don't tell me you won't crave chocolate after all the 'rock' climbing, and besides we need every energy boost we can get, this will be a long war!"*

Kris,

don't you just love to be harassed by your supposedly on strike harassers see, we still love you, now give us updates.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

Edited by: IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous at: 10/17/02 2:26:47 pm

[4WiccanLuv]

C…yeah, I actually do love Janis! Although, her story breaks my heart! But she did give some of the best bluesy rock ever, before leaving this world! She certainly had style, prowess and some of the best pipes I ever heard, man or woman, IMHO!!!! Anyhoot, again, I'm glad I made your night! I agree, we harass even while on strike, how'd that happen??…Oh yeah!…we love our MOP!!!!!



BV…baby, maybe I shouldn't drink soooo much coffee, huh? (spazz emoticon) And thanks for protecting me from C's octopussy hands!!! (did I just type that?)





Kris… FREE!! TARA!!! NOW!!



I will not be ignored!!! *sitting on floor against wall, flipping light switch on and off*

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

yeah Janis was absolutely the best and tragic story indeed, but then again she never wanted to be a 58 year old woman sitting on a sofa watching TV somewhere in Hollywood, i guess she got her wish granted

C's octopussy hands!!! (did I just type that?) yes you did my hands are smooth and experienced and soft and giving and not glitchy or slimey ... ok they are greedy, always on a mission: to cop the bestest feel and they sure enjoyed themselves under your skirt do you always go commando or just when you know you'll be in the vicinity of DA HANDS? (meaning mine)

Kris,

we agreed to set one of your sticks, currently held in custody by The Tara Liberation Front, free for 4 NC69 updates - that's the best deal you're gonna get do it soon or we'll hurt them : -->

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[4WiccanLuv]

C…Gah! Commando in vicinity of da HANDS!!! Doesn’t everyone????



BTW, good plan, releasing one hostage "STICK" in exchange for 4 NC69 updates, good thinking! So who's gonna volunteer to let Kris HAVE it? The "STICK", I mean!!!



And I never said your hands were glitchy or slimey, I simply meant they were EVERYWHERE at once!!! *grins naughtily*



So where was I?…Ah yes, we need a daring and brave harasser to step up and meet this challange!!!! Or should we just pick straws??



Kris…see, we're flexible, we are willing to negotiate, we think this is a fair offer…so no more foolin', let's have the updates or the other "STICK" gets it and HARD!!!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

the other "STICK" gets it and HARD!!!

Linda's right, we will sacrifice the sticks if we don't get what we want : --> do sticks burn easily - fire fire

rest assured the sticks are being tortured as we speak it must be torture for them: so many of us, just two of them

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

Janice was the best blues rocker ever!!

OK C... The hands better behave. Commando is reserved for me,*darlin...I'm gettin warm just thinkin about it *

I am a brave soul, however the Octopussy hands would be left alone with my girl if I offered to go *looks suspiciously at C*

BOUND , did someone mention that?



Kris-One stick remains hostage...so you better get on "it"

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[singgirl]

I love Janis! (yes, I realize I am late on this convo, but I was practicing) C, baby, it's cold. Warm me up? Well, I have to go perform, wish I had my comrads in arms to be in the audiance.

[4WiccanLuv]

B....wish I was there supportin' you, good luck, I'm sure you'll be great!!



BV...that's right baby, commando and "Bound" just for you!!

Maybe, we should send the dragon, she's got an air compressor and attachments.



*shakes the dragon*

TD:...Zzzzzzzzzz huh?, what? zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz!!!



Drats!!



C...I think you're the one for the job! You've got da HANDS & da ROCK, our MOP will be "beggin'" for mercy!!!



*strikes a match* come ere' little "STICK", you're all alone, the MOP will not save you, she cares nothing for you, she ignores our offers!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

my baby loves Janis too one more reason to get married soon love and my sweetie is performing too, what are you gonna perform? anyway i'll warm a spot on our rock for when you're finished with the singing

and BV likes Janis too always a plus ... but we're in a free world and if i wanna let my hands wander and check if Linda's going commando or not, by god almighty i will not that your Linda's public property but you cannot continue to deny her to the entire world who deserves to experience her beauty too she should be shared with everyone, she belongs to the people like Kris' sticks too *C steps off her soap box and bows towards her audience* maybe i should found The Linda Sharing front

WE WANT LINDA ... ahem TARA TO BE FREE

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)
"Ain't never gonna love you any better babe - And they'll never gonna love you right" (Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin)

[barnabasvamp]

Well, I guess I have been pretty protective of my girl, she is the "best" However, if my darlin wishes to share her many wonderous "attributes" with the world, who am I to deny her (I haven't denied her anything yet



Kris, I need an update to drown my sorrows..........

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

[4WiccanLuv]

C…Awe shucks!!! "The Linda Sharing Front" you are da bomb girlie girl!! *hug*

Inasmuch as I am flattered beyond my wildest dreams for the random Linda worship, I remain loyal and ever faithful to my girl. Sides, I don't think B would like sharing the "ROCK" before your much anticipated walk down the aisle. (I already rented the tux, no refund ) I could never, would never , come between you two!!! A different time, different place, perhaps! Maybe when I'm a blue haired old lady in Istanbul, I'll turn a corner and there you'll be!!!! But now, is not that time, I guess!!! *sniff* So, friends, right??? The bestest!!!!!!



BV…baby, C's just joshin'…she'd never cheat on B *winks at C* She's a straight as the come!! (C, sorry for the choice of words) My point is, I love you, baby, and nothing could ever change that…that is, unless you're *sniff* lookin' for a way out??? Are you?



Kris…the melodrama continues ….I need an update to drown my sorrows!!! Your silence frightens me!

Here come the blue skies, here comes the springtime. When the rivers run high and the tears run dry.
When everything that dies. Shall rise. Love is stronger than death. - Matt Johnson, the The

Edited by: 4WiccanLuv at: 10/17/02 6:34:29 pm