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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby taralicious » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:12 pm

Sally,
If Part Nine was all about Onanism, then Part 10 shone a light upon another aspect of safe sex with the image of Willow being the only sword without a sheath.
Flashing now to imagery of Xander and Anya in a non-latex coupling when what I want to see is Willow and Tara and a couple of quill pens or even a peacock feather.
Anya and Buffy are stalwart companions for W and T as they both want to make sure that no best friend time is needed before engaging in Xander/Angel lovin'.
WOO-HOO to the reverse of Willow's earlier costuming scene as she takes off her warrior princess costume amd lounges around in a t-shirt and boxers.
She has discerned that Tara is the person she is most comfortable around and provided a safe refuge of security and stability against the onrush of her demons breaking out of their repressed cage in the back of her psyche.
I've been there, the insecuirity she felt at the dance, probably why Willow is such an identifiable character for those of us always considered outsiders.
Such a typicallly rational analysis of the plot mechanics from our fair Amazon_Hacker.
Can't be long now, the convention's almost over. Willow can get up and announce her online persona at the Sunday night reading and the scales will fall from Tara's eyes and all will be made clear.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby spells42 » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:09 am

Sally
This is a fine story. You've started me on a quest to find DVDs of the Xena series with all your references to the show. I've discovered that there's rather a lot of them. One of the local video rental shops will be running a special on them soon selling them for A$29.95 per 3(I think) disk set. I thought that didn't sound too bad until he started reading out how many of them there were. Oh well I guess I could alway hint to the family for Xmas to spread the cost around. That's how I got hooked on BtVS btw, except it was their idea not mine - I used to tease them for watching.

Oh yeah, fb! So, Willow wishes Tara was wiccanbard, and Tara's pursuing Willow in her dreams. This is hopeful.... and, there's a whole 'nother day of the con to go. Plenty of opportunity for them to get 'friendly' :eyebrow .... but I reckon Watson's right in saying that you'll keep the big denouement until the Sunday night reading when Willow announces her online identity.

Btw, do cons usually include Sunday nights, or is this perhaps a long weekend with Monday being a holiday too? 'Cos I'm thinking this means a very early Monday morning for everyone to get back to their jobs.

Once again your depiction of the emotions of your characters rings true: Tara's anger at Faith upsetting her normal emotional stability, although it's obvious that disappointment re the meeting with a_h plays a large part in that; Willow's painful self-consciousness of her body and her solo status, contrasting with her happy confidence when talking with Tara, enable us all to draw parallels in our own lives.

Now I'm looking forward to Sunday. I'll have to go back and see if the program you outlined earlier included Sunday's activities. Btw, liked Willow's story... although it sounded kinda familiar?

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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby Artemis » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:35 am

Poor Willow, poor Tara :sob But, I have a sneaking suspicion how all may be made well - if Willow gets up to read her new story, and begins with "Hi, I'm amazon_hacker...", and Tara leaps on her and kisses her :D I got a good chuckle out of 'only sword without a sheath', but I like Willow's preferred yin/yang image - very apt for her and Tara :x

I liked both Willow and Tara's interactions with their friends, on leaving the dance disappointed - both Anya and Buffy were good friends, making sure they were okay, but knowing when to give them space. I can totally relate to Willow's feelings of awkwardness, and how disappointment sent her right back to her self-conscious school days. Apart from her being a hot lesbian redhead, that's me :blush

"Why would anyone want to dress up as Callisto?" Well, I like her - not this Faith, though, she doesn't deserve to wear Callisto's not-armour. Hear hear for Xena the Vampire Slayer giving Faith-Callisto a good staking, beheading, and burning. And perhaps garlic, holy water and sunlight could be worked into it as well. I hear they used to break the legs of corpses suspected of being dormant vampires, too... (this whole kicking-Faith's-ass thing could go on for some time).
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby tarawhipped » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:28 pm

Sally, I was so upset by the way the last update ended that I couldn't bring myself to leave fb. Okay, that's a lie...I've just been lazy. But damn! Tara's telling off of Faith had my stomach in knots, and I seriously didn't think things could possibly be resolved by the end of the convention. THEN you come back and remind us that Willow's doing a fic reading! :-D Tara is bound to attend, and realize that Willow is Amazon_Hacker...right??? Oh please oh please oh please!

I just love your dialogue, especially considering how little W/T have actually interacted. Seeing the process of Willow developing her story is a nice touch. And all of your characterizations are wonderful...Anya and Faith in particular, but I just LOVED Angel saying to Buffy: "You slay me." :lol Brilliant! Can't wait for more!

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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby vix84 » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:19 pm

I've never watched Xena in my life but this fic is such a pleasure to read! Your plot is brilliant and you bring it to life with great dialogue and attention to detail. I'm waiting with anticipation for Willow and Tara to discover the big secret about each other and fall in love (officially). This is great and I'm looking forward to more!
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby YMKA » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:01 pm

Hey there!

Okay...first things first.....ROZ?!?!? You've never seen Xena!?!?!? Oh my god....the world is ending..... :lol :lol

Sorry for a little OT... :blush

Now for update :) YAY for Tara!!!! Go Tara!!!!! And I thought that they were going to met either on their way to their rooms (btw, liked it how Anya and Buffy were willing to leave their dates and be best friend....damn... *cries...)...or while they were walking around in their PJs :D :lol ...... Willow is going to read her fic on their last night there? Oh come on...they can't lose all day....damn it!

Can't wait for more :D

Thanks :)
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby the hero factor » Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:51 pm

Darnit, when they were both leaving the party, I was hoping they would run into each other. But I guess that's what we were supposed to think, huh? I really liked Willow thinking about Tara. That was so sweet.

I can't wait for the fic reading. Willow's story sounds really good.

Great update.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby FineyMcFine » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:17 am

Hey folks - Part 11 is in the beta's inbox, so I hope to have it up within a day or two. Thanks for sticking with this story - we're rounding the bend in the next chapter and soon we'll be entering the home stretch. Let's just hope that neither Willow nor Tara goes round the bend in the meanwhile!

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GayNow

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!


Glad I can still get you so excited, Car, after all this time! Who says the magic is gone? :D

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binky

A tease, me? Never! Yeah, they were both going up to their rooms around the same time, but unfortunately they were still like ships in the night. I swear, if these two don't get better at their timing, I'm going to have to step in and do something about it. ;)

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grimlock72

I agree that it would have been nice if Willow could have comforted Tara. Tara was pretty fired up, though, after busting out and telling off Faith. I wonder if she would have been in the best space to be comforted, at that time. The way I have in mind for them to fix their problems, however, will hopefully be at least as good. Given enough time, Willow and Tara will certainly gravitate toward each other, as long as SOMEONE doesn't keep getting in the way. >:)

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justin

It's funny, I was talking to some friends a couple of months ago about how girl-friends (friends that are girls, that is) are different from boy-friends. This friend of mine, who is a guy and is married to one of my best friends, said that guys don't talk about the same topics as girls. That was of course a generalization and isn't true for everyone, but for his group of friends, it was. The point was, he was saying that guys wouldn't talk about their friends' love lives or their significant others and dissect them in such minute detail (this came up because my girl-friend and I were talking about one of our friends' new significant others).

Anyway, that really long paragraph is just meant to say that I was worried at first in this story, why wouldn't Xander mention his depressed friend Willow and her big plans to Anya? Then, with this new information from my friend, I figured it wasn't so unusual. And of course Anya won't say anything because she respects Tara's intense desire for privacy. At least, that's what I tell myself when the other part of my brain comes knocking and trying to point out inconsistencies.

I wonder what Faith's next tactic will be. After the effort she put in so far, I doubt she'll give up easily.


She's persistent, all right. I feel like in villain-ifying her in my fic, I should send her a big bouquet of flowers afterward with a card that says "I don't really think you're like that."

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watson

Weeeeell, wattypants, I promise smoochies before the con ends, but as for timing...there's just one more day and so I'll promise this - there will be smoochies on Sunday!

Willow's subconscious is pretty smart, but she's also not the overly suspicious type right now, so I think it's pretty easy for her to cling to her dream rather than putting a lot of resources into figuring out what the deal is.

And I know, I want to take Willow aside and say "Willow, hon, whimsical is all well and good but your story will never fly the way you've got it set up now. Please don't read this till you have a heavy-handed beta take a good, long look at it."

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Hi Jackie! Thank you so much for jumping in and letting me know that you're enjoying my story - I really appreciate it. I also appreciate hearing that you think my writing style is smooth and easy to follow - that means a lot because I never know if it's translating well from my brain to the page. Thanks again for letting me know you're reading!

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taralicious

Safe sex! Teehee. I think it was Robert Frost who talked about "ulteriority," the quality of writing that allows the reader to find things in a story that the author didn't intend. At least consciously, anyway. But yes, safe sex is important and I hope that all the hooker-uppers at the convention are practicing it.

I definitely see Willow as being someone who logically thinks through plot devices and stuff, and doing a lot of revisions and research until she thinks it's just right. Even though we won't probably see Tara writing anything, I think she's probably more seat-of-the-pants writing-what-she-feels and it probably all comes out beautifully.

PS - a peacock feather? Mercy's sake. :lol

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spells42

Anne - if I can instill in just one person the desire to obtain Xena DVDs and watch them, then my work here is done! Just kidding, actually, but I'm glad to hear you're going to start watching them, because I love the show and think that it was really well done. Stick with it through the first half of the first season, as with any show it takes a little while to find its voice. Actually, I think the show found its voice quickly, it's more about the viewer adjusting their TV-worldview to understand the mix of comedy and drama. Sort of the same with Buffy - I had to stick through the first season of that show to get it.

And I got hooked on Buffy the same way - my girlfriend watched the show, and I was all like "That cute, honey." So I sometimes watched with her, but would read a book because I was too cool for Buffy, and gradually started getting drawn into the storyline. And now, I'm writing fan fiction. Heh.

Everyone is guessing that Sunday night at the fanfic reading will be the big "reveal!" Why would people think that? :) I actually don't know if most cons include Sundays, I'm choosing to have this one include it. Maybe Monday is a holiday, or people are just taking the day off. The longer weekend worked better for my nefarious plans, you see...

Btw, liked Willow's story... although it sounded kinda familiar?


I know, I think she's ripping off a TV show that she saw this one time...

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Apart from her being a hot lesbian redhead, that's me


LOL! You know, I think a lot of us can relate to feeling really self-conscious in high school and stuff. I always wondered, did the cheerleaders and football stars feel self-conscious too and just did a better job of hiding it? Did Cordelia ever have dark nights of the soul? Or just dark nights of the eyeliner?

"Why would anyone want to dress up as Callisto?"


I really like Callisto as well, although I didn't at first since she was so evil. But after watching the episodes again and again, I think the character is brilliant and multi-faceted (like Faith, in a way) and of course I totally appreciate Hudson's portrayal.

I hear they used to break the legs of corpses suspected of being dormant vampires, too...


Seriously? Like, back in historical times? Or are you pulling my leg here?

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tarawhipped

Tara is bound to attend, and realize that Willow is Amazon_Hacker...right???


I think it's safe to say that Tara will attend the fanfic reading. :) So sorry to hear that your stomach was in knots!

Oh please oh please oh please!


Well, since you asked SO nicely...

I just love your dialogue, especially considering how little W/T have actually interacted.


Oh, thank you so much for saying that! Writing dialogue is one of my favorite parts, and I love the dialogue so much in your fics that it really adds to the compliment.

I was thinking about how little W/T have interacted, and I do feel a little bad about that. The tough thing has been to allow them to talk and get to know each other, but not for too long or else you just KNOW they'd figure it out. So a little sequel has been working its way through my head in which they'll interact a lot more, because I know that I love stories where they interact a lot.

but I just LOVED Angel saying to Buffy: "You slay me."


Any opportunity for a bad joke, says me! Thanks so much, Cam!

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vix84

Hey Roz - I'm glad to hear that not having watched Xena isn't detracting from the pleasure of the reading! Thanks for letting me know that you're enjoying it - I just wrote up there to Cam that writing dialogue is one of my favorite parts. Yes, these girls MUST figure it out and get on with the smoochies and the gay love - even I am getting impatient with them. :) Thanks very much!

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YMKA

Now for update YAY for Tara!!!! Go Tara!!!!!


I'm totally glad she finally stood up to Faith. Tara's no doormat, but sometimes she is mistaken for one. Buffy and Anya are both good friends to their currently-unlucky-in-love best friend lesbians, indeed. And even though neither girl wanted them to, they would totally have left their dates in a heartbeat.

They can't lose all day? I don't think either of them want to, for sure...

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You know, I wasn't actually trying to mislead the readers with the leaving-the-dance scene, as such. I was going for synchronicity, but I guess I didn't realize totally that if I were a reader, that I would want them to run into each other right then. Anyway, of course I would, but on the other hand, I hope the wait will be worth it when they finally do figure it all out. Thanks!
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/17/05)

Postby FineyMcFine » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:15 pm

Title: UberCon '05

Part: 11

Author: SallyMcFine

Feedback: Yesssssssssss, my preciousssssss, we wantsss the feeeeedbaaaaack

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters and am not profiting from this story. No copyright infringement is intended.

Setting: AU. No magic, no vampires or slayers. Everyone is attending a three-day convention, UberCon '05 for their favorite TV show Xena: Warrior Princess. The convention takes place in a hotel about 2 hours away from Sunnydale. Today is Sunday, the third and last day of the con.

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Part 11 - Real Life


Sunday

8:00am - 8:00pm Exhibit Center opens

10:00 - 11:30am Morning Panel Discussions, Pacific Rooms 1 & 2

1 - "The Perils of Mary Sue: Keeping Yourself Out of Your Stories"
2 - "The Writing Process"

11:30am - 1:00pm Lunch break

1:00 - 2:30pm Workshop Session 3, Sunrise Rooms A, B, C, D

A - "How to Incorporate Demon Babies Into Uber Fic"
B - "Xena as Mafia Kingpin: Tired Device or Still Fresh?"
C - "Smut: Come One, Come All"
D - "Overcoming Writer's Block"

3:00 - 4:00pm Roundtable Discussions, Sunrise Rooms A, B

A - "When Did They Start Doing It? Come On, Everyone Has a Theory"
B - "Joxer, Aphrodite, Ares, Minya, Cupid: Character Actors's Fan Group"
C - "The Art of the Disclaimer (a.k.a - Don't Get Sued)"
D - "Fight Scenes - Xena Kicks Ass, So Make it Believable"

5:00 - 6:00pm Closing Plenary

6:00 - 7:00pm Dinner break

7:00 - 9:00pm Fanfic reading/networking sessions (various)

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Tara shifted in her chair as she curled her hands around the cooling mug of tea. She was curled up under a blanket in the armchair with her legs tucked under her, staring off into space - what would have been out the window if the curtains had been open. It was early and she had been awake since six o'clock. Unable to sleep any longer and tired of tossing and turning, she had finally got out of bed and made herself some tea, moving quietly so as not to wake Anya.

Pensive didn't even begin to describe her mood. She felt exhausted from her night of anxious dreams. Being both the chaser and the chased had given way to dreaming of message boards and chat rooms. The amazon_hacker she chatted was different, though - uncommunicative, sarcastic, and a little cruel. In her dream, Tara kept typing away, hoping for a different response, but was continually met with the same sardonic replies.

She took one last sip of the lukewarm beverage and set it quietly on the edge of the table. The mug made the quietest of clinks on the polished wooden surface, but in the quiet of the room it sounded loud to Tara and she winced. She had fallen asleep long before Anya returned to the room, and knew that her friend probably hadn't had a lot of sleep.

Anya stirred and turned over in her bed to face the window, pulling the covers up securely under her chin. She opened her eyes and took in the sight of Tara in the armchair.

"Can't sleep?"

Tara looked over. "I didn't mean to wake you, An - I'm sorry. Go back to sleep - you don't have to be up for at least another couple of hours."

Anya rubbed her eyes and craned her neck to look at the digital clock. The neon numerals read 7:07 a.m.

"You've got that right." She yawned, but didn't close her eyes. "Is that coffee?"

"Tea."

"Where did you get tea?"

"I brought a couple of teabags with me and made hot water in the coffee pot."

"Clever." Anya stretched underneath the covers. "All right, Maclay, we both know I won't be going back to sleep anytime soon, so why don't you brew yourself another cup of tea and I'll make coffee, and we can talk."

Tara didn't budge. "I'm sure you were up late - you should go back to sleep while you still can."

"Too late!" Anya threw the covers off in one dramatic motion and sat up. "Don't you play the martyr with me, I know you too well. You want to talk."

Tara smiled as Anya walked over, took her mug from the table, and carried it over to the coffee pot where she emptied the rest of the hot water from the carafe into the mug. She selected a teabag from the box Tara has left near the coffeemaker, plopped it into the mug, and returned it to Tara.

"I would say thank you, but I know that was all about freeing up the coffee pot so you can make coffee," Tara said.

Anya busied herself with the filter pack of coffee grounds that the hotel provided, and carried the now-empty carafe into the bathroom to refill it. "Correct, so thank you for omitting the customary pleasantries." She pushed the on button and plopped down on Tara's bed while she waited for the coffee to brew.

"So what's got you all can't-sleep-thinky?" Anya asked. "I mean, obviously it's whatever happened last night, right?"

"Yes and no. In a nutshell, last night Faith was a jerk and I told her off and she and I are through."

"A jerk how?"

Tara sighed. "It was ridiculous. I mean, it would have been laughable if it wasn't so horrendously uncomfortable. She was grinding all over me on the dance floor, she was really rude to Willow and to this other girl, and she spiked my punch with whiskey."

Anya raised her eyebrows. "This sounds like a train wreck."

Tara nodded. "And that's not even the most shocking part. An, she was dressed as Callisto!"

"That's the most shocking part?"

"I know, it sounds stupid. But it's just like she's not even the same person that I got to know over the past three months. A couple of months ago when we were talking about some of the earlier episodes, she really seemed to take it personally, everything that Callisto put Gabrielle and the Amazons through. I was floored when she showed up dressed like her."

The coffee pot made gurgling noises as it finished percolating. Anya rose to pour herself a cup of the brew. She stirred in creamer and sugar, and tapped the stirrer against the side of the mug as she considered this.

"Okay, let's look at this from a different angle. If this were a fan fiction story, and you were reading it and a character who had been so much one way suddenly changed and was really different, what do you think the cause would be?"

Tara frowned at Anya, not understanding the reason for the question, but played along. "Well, I would guess that maybe someone, a god or some magical device, had switched the person with someone else. That's been done a lot."

"So doesn't it seem logical that something like that is at work here?"

Tara snorted. "Yeah, except that demonic possession and Greek gods don't really exist."

Anya lifted a remonstrating finger and took a sip of her coffee, warming to her subject. "I wouldn't be so sure about that. But real-world prejudices aside, talk this through with me. You've been talking to this girl for three months, yeah?"

"Yep."

"She's been funny, quirky, and really talkative, from what you've told me."

"Yep."

"And all of a sudden you meet her in person and she's totally different."

"Yeah - she was quieter than I would have expected."

"And you thought this could have been due to nerves."

"At first, yeah, but the more time I spent with her, the more time I thought she was just a jerk."

"Possibly. But answer me this - have you two talked about any of the things that you've chatted about online? Three months, it can't be all about Xena and Gabrielle - you must have had other topics."

"Sure, we talked about a lot of stuff. Karma, the nature of forgiveness and redemption, comparative religion, writing, computer science - she spent quite a bit of time explaining computer stuff to me."

"Did you revisit any of those subjects yesterday?"

Tara frowned again. "Well, no. I brought up a few of them - asked her how her new story was going - she's writing something that's like Dracula meets Charmed, by the way - not a crossover, but a vampire story with witches, doesn't that sound funny? - some stuff about computers - and every time I brought something like that up, she'd change the subject. She said she didn't want to rehash old topics, but to talk about new ones, or something like that."

"Aha." Anya nodded sagely and swallowed a large mouthful of coffee. "I submit to you, Tara Maclay, that Faith is not your amazon_hacker at all, but an imposter."

Tara grasped the teabag from her steaming cup and laid it aside. "You're saying that she's acting so different, that there's no way she's the same person."

Anya nodded. "All the evidence adds up. She avoids past topics, she acts totally different than she has before, and here's the most damning piece of evidence - you said she was a computer geek, right?"

Tara nodded.

"Well, in my experience the true computer geeks don't ever shut up about computers - routers, security patches, wireless networks, and god knows what else. Answer me this: did she talk at all about version 1.0.7 of Firefox?"

"No."

"That's the clincher. The computer geeks in my accounting class couldn't stop talking about it this week - they're practically wetting their polyester pants about all the new features. Tara, she's not who she says she is."

Tara bit her lip and took a sip of her tea. "You should be a lawyer."

Anya laughed as she finished her coffee and refilled her cup. "The real money's in commerce and finance. I'm going to have armies of lawyers for my lackeys."

Tara smiled at this, but her expression quickly returned to one of consideration. "I've been thinking a lot this morning - I got up early and have been sitting here wondering about the past three months. Whether Faith is or isn't amazon_hacker, and I'm not convinced she isn't - she had the pin, after all, and that was something we worked out in a private chat - I was thinking about my life, and meeting people on the internet, and just all of it. It's a big mishmash in my head right now, but I was kind of thinking that I should start spending less time on the internet and the Warrior board, and more time in...real life."

Anya smiled sympathetically and waited for Tara to finish.

"It's just that, I keep going over this - maybe I was so wrapped up in my idea of who amazon_hacker was, that I was blind to all of this other stuff. Maybe it was right there for me to see, and I missed it because I had built up this perfect idea of who I wanted her to be. And what do I do now? Go back to the Warrior board and try to meet someone else?"

Anya broke in. "If how people appear online is really different from their real personalities, that must mean that Cordelia is a really deep person, and the obsession with fashion is just a front to mask her pain at being misunderstood."

"Well, maybe some people are who they appear to be. But the point is, I won't know until I actually meet them, and anyway - I'm talking in circles here. I just mean, overall, that I think that maybe it's time for me to start being a little braver."

"Well, sweetie, if that's what you want to do, then I fully support you. I'll accompany you out to all the hottest lesbian clubs when we get home."

Tara laughed. "It's a deal. But I kind of thought that I might start today."

"Today?"

She blushed and said, "You know Willow, Xander's friend?"

"The one you had coffee with? xenarulz?"

"Yes. I spent some time talking to her last night, and I really like her. But then Faith came back from her whiskey run and broke it up. Anyway, I'm going to find her today and talk to her. Maybe ask her to lunch."

Anya grinned. "I think that's a great idea. Xander and I talked with her a little bit last night and she seems very nice. And you can expand your horizons a little bit. Maybe she'll lead you to new depths of appreciation of the finer points of fighting."

Tara spread her hands and said, "Anything's possible."

"Now, my precociously conscious roommate, as long as we're both up so early, how about we get ready and go get some real breakfast? There's plenty of time before the first panel discussions."

Tara's stomach rumbled at the thought of breakfast, and she nodded instantly. "First shower, or second?"

"You go ahead, I'll polish off this coffee."

Tara rose and headed for the bathroom, feeling better than she had this morning. Could Faith really be an imposter? Well, it doesn't matter - I'm done with all that internet stuff.

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Willow awakened before her friends around 8:30 and decided to take a shower while they were still asleep. Before showering, she looked at the convention schedule and scribbled a note by the closing plenary session.

Can we leave after this?

They had paid for their room through Monday morning, but Willow wasn't sure if she could face another night in the hotel, at the convention. It was a two-hour drive back to Sunnydale and she figured that they'd get home by 8pm if they left right after the plenary, and Buffy wouldn't have to drive in the dark.

When she came out of the shower wrapped in a towel, Buffy and Xander were still in bed. She stopped by the convention schedule on the desk, and noted the reply to her question, written in the same purple ink that she used to indicate Buffy's suggested workshops on the schedule.

No! You are reading tonight.

She picked up the schedule and noted the two other additions - the chakram pizza, which was signed by Xander, and the notation by the "Mary Sue" panel discussion that Cordelia should attend.

"You guys aren't really asleep, are you?" she asked.

A muffled laugh from Buffy's pillow was her answer. "You caught us," she said.

"Cute artwork."

Xander sat up. "Normally you have our whole schedules planned out the night before, but we noticed today that you hadn't, so we thought we'd lend a hand."

"And you've worked so hard on that story, you are definitely reading it tonight," Buffy added.

Willow traced her finger on the part of the schedule that noted the fan fiction reading. "I guess you're right. If we left and I didn't read this story, I'd probably regret it later. Even though I don't really feel like doing it now."

She picked up her green pen and added a reply of her own to Buffy's comment.

Okay, okay...

The rest of Willow's Sunday schedule

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Willow had been waiting in the exhibit hall for Buffy and Xander for more than an hour. She had planned on attending the panel discussion about "The Writing Process," but at the last minute decided to skip it. She was tired from the late night spent revising her story, and both Buffy and Xander had come in around 1:00 a.m., so they had stayed up even later talking. Buffy was excited about having met Angel and Xander was head-over-heels about Anya.

"And get this - he's only about an hour away from Sunnydale! He lives in L.A. and manages a hotel," Buffy had said. "So we'll get to see each other again."

Willow leaned against the wall. She had been leafing idly through one of the free newspapers the hotel provided in the lobby, but focusing on the tiny print took more effort than she wanted to put forth. She leaned her head back against the wall and watched the people through lidded eyes.

Most people were in the morning panel discussions, but a few stragglers meandered around and browsed through the Xena merchandise. Willow's eyes lit on a familiar figure.

Faith stood near the table with her hands in the two back pockets of her black jeans, looking at an assortment of chakram and sword jewelry. She wore a black tank top and carried a leather jacket under one arm. As the air conditioning in the room kicked on, she shook out the jacket. A small purple object fell out of one of the pockets as pulled it onto her arms. It bounced once and lay on the floor near her feet.

Willow's eyes narrowed. From a distance, the object looked familiar. She stood and walked the short distance over to Faith. She reached down and picked up her purple kitten pin.

"What are you doing with this?" she demanded of Faith.

Faith looked at the pin in Willow's hand, and at Willow's accusing expression. "And a good morning to you too, Red."

"This is mine. Where did you get it?"

Faith adjusted the collar of her jacket. "Don't blow a gasket, Red. I found it."

"Found it where? When?"

Faith inspected her fingernails. "Yesterday, here in the exhibit hall. It was lying on the floor over by the Creation booth. Caused me a world of trouble, too."

Willow put the pin in her pocket and looked at Faith suspiciously. "What do you mean?"

Faith shrugged. "Not twenty seconds after I picked it up, this girl came up to me and was talking to me, really friendly and familiar-like, and wanted to go to lunch. She kept going on and on about the pin, and how it was exactly like I had described it. I couldn't get a word in edgewise."

"Tara thought you were me?" Willow's eyes opened wide.

"Tara?" Faith's eyes narrowed. "No. Tara's...my girlfriend. She saw this girl all over me, and got mad."

Willow deflated. "Mad?"

"Yeah, she has a real insecure streak. Anyway, I figured it must have been something about the pin but Tara dragged me away before I could explain it to this girl. So I stuck it in my pocket and just forgot about it till now, honestly."

Willow's mind was racing. She had sensed the tension between Faith and Tara. And if wiccanbard really had thought Faith was amazon_hacker, that would explain why she hadn't stayed around the exhibit hall for very long. It must have been confusing for her, thinking that amazon_hacker had a jealous girlfriend in tow. Having crossed paths with Faith herself, Willow wasn't surprised that wiccanbard had beat a hasty retreat.

"What was her name? I was supposed to be meeting her."

Faith sighed. "I didn't even have a chance get her name. I'm really sorry."

Willow was crushed, and it showed.

Faith put a hand on Willow's shoulder. "Look, Red. I'm really sorry. Didn't mean to mess up whatever angle you were working. Listen - if I see her again, I'll recognize her for sure. Tell you what - if I see her, I'll tell her you're looking for her. And if you're around, I'll grab you. How about that?"

Willow fairly bounced with excitement. "Yes! Please! I really need to find her and explain."

Faith grinned. "You can count on me."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Willow impulsively hugged Faith.

A mass of people started to pour through the entrance that connected the exhibit hall to the meeting rooms. Willow caught sight of Buffy and Xander and with a parting wave at Faith, sprinted over to meet them.

"Guys, guess what? You'll never guess," Willow spouted excitedly to her friends as she hooked arms with them and dragged them towards the front doors. "Lunch is on me! So exciting..."

Tara arrived in the exhibit hall a few moments later, looking around for Willow. She had hoped she'd run into the redhead at the panel discussion about the writing process, but she had had no such luck. She hadn't been able to find her outside of the Mary Sue workshop either, so she had come to the exhibit hall. However, Willow was nowhere to be found. Tara compressed her lips into a thin line with frustration.

Oh well. I can find her this afternoon. I'm sure she'll be at that fight scenes workshop.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby YMKA » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:42 pm

HA!! Update.....reading :D Why do I have a feeling that they not going to know who is who in this update either..... :eyebrow I guess we'll see.....

The scene between Tara and Anya was so sweet....made me cry (don't tell anyone :lol :lol) and laugh... :) as well as between Willow, Buffy and Xander :lol :lol That was really cute :)

Can I kill Faith?....what a bitch!!!! I hope Willow punch her....hard!!!! And damn it...Tara is goin to fights scenes and Willow AND Buffy are going to "When did they start doing it" , which btw is....hilarious [what is YOUR theory?) :lmao :lmao so the did lose day....me is very upset....me is crying.... :( That was very evil of you!!!! *sighs...I guess we'll have to wait till next update....cuz then they are def. going to find out who is who...right?

Still mad about Faith....god!!!! What a bitch...wait...I've already mentioned that ... :blush :D

Thanks! Can't wait till next update :D
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby grimlock72 » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:25 am

Willow hugging Faith, eeeeeeeeewwww.... :gnome :gnome I was a surprise that Willow saw her pink kitten fall from Faith's coat though, so I guess that sort of compensates.

At least Willow now knows something went wrong, trouble is that she now (a) Will look for someone who doesn't exist and (b) Not contact Tara much because she assumes she's isn't wiccanbard.

Faith's story is flimsey though, as it is based on Willow believing Tara would be jealous... which is sort of hard to do :)

I liked Anya's analytical reasoning, Tara needed that. It's worriesome that Faith still refers to Tara as her girlfriend. Clearly Tara is not interested in Faith, no matter what her board-name is.

It's a bit sad that Tara doesn't want to visit the warriorboard much anymore. It has little impact on this story though, as all should be resolved one way or another before the convention ends. Speaking of which, the intro-header says it's "saturday" in this update but surely it's sunday, right ??

I adore the pictures of Willow's schedule with the comments and all. I do wonder how long photobucket stores those pictures? Might be better to ask Christ/Artemis to host 'm and link to those so this story can be read properly for years to come :lol.

Tara jealous....naaaaah....

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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby watty » Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:14 am

First, nice pizza, Xander. Heehee. Now I have that out of my system (what? I'm hungry and no talk of colons and bladders will deter me from my soup) I can focus on the update.

Except second, yay for tea!
"Where did you get tea?"

"I brought a couple of teabags with me and made hot water in the coffee pot."

Problem is you end up with tea that tastes of coffee, but wise wise Tara, for bringing her own tea bags, cos, well, you always gotta make sure you have tea bags.

Okay okay, I'll be serious and offer to hug Anya. She has good brains that woman.
"Okay, let's look at this from a different angle. If this were a fan fiction story, and you were reading it and a character who had been so much one way suddenly changed and was really different, what do you think the cause would be?"

So I'm thinking, next time I have a problem I can't solve, I should translate it to a fanfic setting. :hmm Interesting ... might even work. :lol

Anyway Anya's logic is flawless, especially about the computer geek part.
did she talk at all about version 1.0.7 of Firefox?

One word, to tell the pure from the clueless: Deer Park. Okay, two words, but all Tara has to do is say those two little words to Faith and wait for the reaction. Then say them to Willow and watch her eyes sparkle. I read an old fic, I think it's by The Lisa, of telling whether Willow and Tara were true loves (cos there was a third party claiming to be Tara's true love) by asking the question, "where do you find the big pineapple?" If you are close to someone, really close, these are the inside knowledge you'd have.

I'm saddened by Tara's decision to lessen her visits to the warriorboard,
it doesn't matter - I'm done with all that internet stuff.

Who can blame her? But on the other hand, she has the prospect of Willow, even though she thinks Willow is xenarulz, it's still someone on the board and she shouldn't cut herself off the board so decisively?

Talking about Willow, can our redhead be more gullible? Faith's story has so many holes in it's like a big slice of Emmental. Plus Faith was so rude to her the night before, and to Tara too, that should be a big warning sign. You don't trust and hug people who were rude to you, not even if they tell you they'll look out for a non-existent person who you have your heart on. Willow should do a little analysis, like Anya and Tara, and come to the conclusion that she wants Tara, and damned if Tara was wiccanbard or not.

Of course, since Willow will be reading her fic in public, by then it'll be obvious she's amazon_hacker. Now the question is, will Tara be there to realize the extent of the misunderstanding? And will Faith's scheming cause so much confusion that they don't stand a chance? No, no, no, I don't believe you'll be that cruel, to leave the big reunion and smoochies till the last possible moment, will ya? Will you? Hey! No silent treatment, no ignoring me now, answer please!


btw, I am :lmao at the combination of
"You should be a lawyer."

and
"The real money's in commerce and finance. I'm going to have armies of lawyers for my lackeys."

Do NOT under any circumstances tell this to my gf, cos it'll just trigger discussions like:


wattypants: you make more than me
gf: no I don't, not if you include bonus and benefits
wattypants: you don't include company matching in pension plans in earnings comparisons
gf: why not? It's the cost of keeping you an employee
wattypants: alright, we're talking total cost, fine. But you can't count my Saturday mornings, just because I don't have to work saturdays and you have to doesn't come into the earnings equation
gf: again I beg to differ [*insert more well put together argument points*]
wattypants: I give up, you win, I'm getting another cup of tea


ETA: to fix some awkward sentences.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby JustSkipIt » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:44 am

Sally,
Well I'm so bad! I haven't been reading because I started that first part and was like, "oh yeah. Right!" (snark). Seriously, like 6 times! But then I felt like I just had to read more. Boy am I glad I did. I'm through part 4 and it's hysterically funny! Cordelia reading her fan fic about their clothes and hair and getting a makeover! Lol and more lol! And Anya's story and Xander's question about why is she discussing the scenery so much after a sentence? So so so well done. I'll comment more after I've caught up. In the meantime, I don't know if anyone else has suggested it but I would suggest that you set off the fanfic reading text with a blockquote to make it a little easier to follow. Well done.

ETA: It's Faith? Noooooo. I was sure it would be Amy. Faith? Faith is good. Arggghhh
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby justin » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:17 am

That was great :applause

I loved the conversation between Anya and Tara, with Anya explaining why Faith couldn't be amazon_hacker.

I think it's good that Tara's lessening the amount of time she spends on the board. My understanding is that due to shyness most of her contact with other people, aside from Anya, has always been through the internet (which is something that I can totally relate to) and that now she's going to try to start getting out and meeting people in person more, which can only be a positive step. Especially if it helps her meet Wilow?

But what is Faith up to? I mean tricking Willow the way she did doesn't seem to help her get together with Tara, so was it just spite (If she can't have Tara she's going to make sure that Willow can't either) or was it part of some cunning plan?

I noticed that WIllow et al. are due to sray till the monday. Are Anya and Tara also staying the extra day? If so then even if they don't get together till the reading, at least they'll have the next day together :)
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby WillowRTaraM1 » Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:31 pm

Foiled again! :fit :fit

Damn that Faith!... another great update! I am sooo happy to see that Tara is catching on to the fact that Faith is NOT Amazon_Hacker! I can't wait to see Tara ask Willow out to lunch... but what will happen if Willow thinks Tara is dating Faith?? Dun Dun Dun... The plot thickens!! :lol

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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby Ressick » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:06 pm

Wow. Just caught this fic, and I'm rolling around laughing (I can, I have a chair with wheels). As someone who kind of "grew up" in Xena Fandom, I'm absolutely loving this story. Not that I've ever made it to a Con, but hey, I love it all the same. It reminds me of how my online buds have talked about Cons and the joys thereof. Also, you've nailed the Scoobs. I especially love Xander and Anya. Xander/Joxer is so perfect! Um, not as a pairing, but as a comparison. You've got the girls down, especially with all their insecurities. Imagining Tara as season 1 Gabs had me cracking up, it was so perfect. I can't wait for the fic reading!

Oh, and as others have said, you described the coming out process so wonderfully. It was just like that for me, except I discovered Alt Xenafic before coming to my gay senses (explaining my fascination with lesbian fanfic to myself was quite interesting!). Ah, for my days as a lesbian... Not only is this a great story, but it brings back so many good memories for me. So thank you. :applause
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby taralicious » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:47 pm

Sally,
Part11 sees the pieces of this human chess game being shuffled around the board assuming various positions and inexorably moving towards the inevitable checkmate wherein Willow and Tara will be uknighted.
A nice piece of irony, that.
The Internet was the initial contact bringing them together in the virtual world but in the physical world, Tara shuns the Internet persona of Amazon_Hacker believing her to be Faith and feels the same instant connection with Willow whom she believes to be Xenarulz.
Oh what a tangled web to weave between virtual personas and tangible personas.
As Sir William Gilbert wrote, "Things are seldom what they seem" but the Victorian era had no inking of cyberspace.
Anya as the rational deconstructionist sussing out Faith's duplicity and casting the light upon Tara challenging herself and setting the goal of connecting with Willow in the physical world.
Faith has been well and truly rumbled by this point and is now out to cause as much collateral damage as possible i.e, telling Willow that Tara is Faith's girlfriend. Spiteful to the bitter end
Faith isn't Suite, she's just Bitter.
Time to stake out my seat for Willow's Sunday night reading. I want to see how this plays itself out.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby spells42 » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:05 am

Sally
Sorry for delay in fb - I've been away visiting family and only had access to dial-up. Now I'm home again, reunited with my ADSL - hooray! - and working my way through the KB, putting in my two bobs worth of fb.

Enjoyed the update, but now thanks to Faith's deception that's another half a day wasted! .. !!!!! I know you're going to draw your comedy of errors to a close by the end of the Con ('cos you said so, didn't you, and you can't go back on that), but ..... it would be nice to be able to spend some time with happy, together W&T.

Well, I wonder what the afternoon will bring? Maybe Tara will think to ask at the desk which room Willow is in?????

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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby AntigoneUnbound » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:28 am

Hey Sally...I'm all caught up, and allow me to gush right here in the thread.

The parallels are fabulous, and you work them wonderfully! The costume ball was just an inspired way to illuminate those parallels. Everyone's costume/identity fit so well. Of course Faith was Callisto--fully capable of malice and deceit, so confident in her own sexual energy. And Angel as Cupid? A non-brooding Cupid? Who tells Buffy, "You slay me"? God, that was just delicious!

You capture so well Willow's coming out process as facilitated by Xena. I was already out, but I remember watching the show and thinking, "Whoa...She sure is taking Gabrielle's marriage hard..." And I loved it. So many subtleties were brought out in that show. It was campy and over the top and absolutely wonderful. I always loved that Joss gave it a shout-out in the second season Halloween episode when WIllow sighs, "She couldn't have dressed up like Xena..."

Loved the on-line chat about spelling and grammar b/c I sometimes feel like an absolute freak where those things are concerned. I think some people make what I consider to be a false distinction between content and form. For me, though, one informs the other. Maybe I am a freak, but if a story has too many misspellings or misused words (how many people say "palatable" when they mean "palpable"?) I just can't stay with it. All that by way of saying that I really enjoy the quality of your writing, Sally, in both the creative and the mechanical senses.

Well go, Anya, for leaping onto the Clue Train at a dead sprint! Her analyis of the clues points out something that I've often thought about her: she's much savvier than people give her credit for. Her visceral elements are undeniable, but she's not just a clitoris on a stick and yes, I think I may have to use that some day...

And Tara's realization that she needs to develop a life off of the board is excellent. You're pulling off something very tricky here, Sally: using the very nature of your story to illuminate a greater point. Wonderfully done.

OK--I love this story and I'm all caught up now so...Mary paused, letting the silence speak for itself.

Great work!
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby Artemis » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:25 am

Dammit Faith!!! :fit2 Now Willow's got more reason to think that Tara isn't wiccanbard... grr. I hope someone inserts a chakram in Faith. Sideways.

I loved Anya's perspective - and the layered idea of looking at the situation as if they were fanfic characters, when in fact they are fanfic characters :lol It's like The Thirteenth Floor all over again. If only it didn't coincide with Willow being adversely Faithed... and Tara wasn't still under the misapprehension that Willow is xenarulz and will therefore be all over the fight scene discussion... sigh.

Tara's thoughts about her involvement with the Warrior board were interesting. It's good that she's thinking about getting out in person more - but at the moment she's only seeing the bad side of the board. I think once she and Willow finally meet and figure it all out, they'll see that the board is, overall, a good place, and one they shouldn't be shying away from completely. After all, where would we be without the Kitten board? :D
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby FineyMcFine » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:06 pm

Hi kittens - some replies now, and an update this weekend, likely on Sunday. If the beta hates it, then Monday. The next chapter is the third-to-last, at least as it stands right now! I can hardly take the excitement of it all.

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YMKA

Why do I have a feeling that they not going to know who is who in this update either..... I guess we'll see.....


Hm, I think I’ve become a tease. I didn’t intend that. :D

made me cry (don't tell anyone )


It will stay between you and me. And anyone else who reads this.

and Willow AND Buffy are going to "When did they start doing it" , which btw is....hilarious [what is YOUR theory?)


I have to credit my lovely wife with coming up with the When Did They Start Doing It? workshop name. Heh. Hmmm, I don’t really know when I think they started doing it – definitely sometime during Season 2, although there are so many ambiguities that it’s hard to pin down a specific ep.

cuz then they are def. going to find out who is who...right?


Of course, of course! I’m not THAT mean, that I’d send them home all sad and un-meety.

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You’re right, that’s exactly the trouble – Willow’s been thrown off the track. Faith’s story is flimsy, but I don’t think that Willow is looking to poke holes in it as much as we all are – since we’re in the know.

It's a bit sad that Tara doesn't want to visit the warriorboard much anymore.


I think that Tara still intends to visit the warriorboard, but she’s also resolving to put herself out there more in real life. She now thinks that she spent three months not really knowing who the person she was chatting with was, and is questioning a lot of things: her judgment, the validity of online interactions, and her approach to her social life.

Speaking of which, the intro-header says it's "saturday" in this update but surely it's sunday, right ??


Ooh, you were right – that was a mistake on my part. Thanks for pointing it out; I went back and edited it.

I do wonder how long photobucket stores those pictures? Might be better to ask Christ/Artemis to host 'm and link to those so this story can be read properly for years to come .


What a funny typo! Unless Chris really is Christ, and you have some inside info? ;) Anyway, I think that Chris is hosting the images on Looking-glass already. Yep, he is. We’re safe! http://www.uberwillowtara.com/ubercon11.htm

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wise wise Tara, for bringing her own tea bags, cos, well, you always gotta make sure you have tea bags.


True, I bring them with me when I travel. My current favorite is called Madagascar Vanilla Red from Celestial Seasonings. It’s caffeine free but still rich.

I do love me some Anya. She’s firm, analytical, and is very good for Tara, helping her out of her shell and also to see reason. And for problems you can’t solve, I think that translating it to a fanfic universe would work. See, when writing, you have to figure out what will work for the characters, so why not apply it to your own life as well? I think I’ll start being a therapist and recommending this technique to my patients. (“Okay, try impersonating someone else in your life to pick up chicks.”)

even though she thinks Willow is xenarulz, it's still someone on the board and she shouldn't cut herself off the board so decisively?


Hmmmm, I think I was probably unclear when I wrote that. When I wrote “internet stuff,” I meant “meeting people through the internet as my main way of meeting people,” not posting fan fiction or anything. But it is more dramatic to read it as if she’s swearing off the internet entirely. Of course, who can ever keep a promise like that, eh?

like a big slice of Emmental.


This was mentioned in Bridget Jones’ Diary, is it Swiss cheese? Sally, google is there for a reason. Okay, yes, it’s Swiss cheese.

Willow should do a little analysis, like Anya and Tara, and come to the conclusion that she wants Tara, and damned if Tara was wiccanbard or not.


You’re totally right. If only she were friends with you, watson, but that wouldn’t suit my purposes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Oh my Gawd, six times? Well, I’m glad you felt like you had to read more. (Was Car holding a gun to your head?) ;) Thanks for taking the plunge, and I’m super-glad you’re finding it funny.

That’s a good suggestion about using the blockquote for when people are reading. I was planning on it, but then when I looked at it, it looked weird or like it was supposed to be a flashback, so I took it out. I rationalized it that it was technically dialogue, not a story as such, but I think you’re right and will probably use it for the next update.

ETA: It's Faith? Noooooo. I was sure it would be Amy. Faith? Faith is good. Arggghhh


Well, yeah, I know, but Faith has something in common with Callisto, so I went ahead and made her bad for this story. I just don’t find Amy to be that compelling of a character, and she never really gave off any gaydar that I could sense, while Faith was just oozing with all kinds of girl-on-girl lovin’ signals. I love Faith and even though she’s sort of one-dimensional here, that’s not how I see her always.

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Hey justin! As with anything, I think the key for Tara is balance. If she feels like she’d been spending too much time on the warriorboard, she probably has. I’m glad you think it’s a good thing for her to lessen the amount of time she spends on the board. It’s not an indictment of the message board; it’s just a realization that she wants to do more of the RL stuff too and take some more risks. It was lucky that she got paired up with Anya as roommates in college.

Ah, what is Faith up to? I don’t think she has a nefarious plan as such, right now it’s probably just sour grapes. And yes, Anya and Tara are staying the extra day, yes – they’ll all probably leave after checkout time on Monday.

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Hi Jackie! Yes, Tara is starting to have suspicions, but instead of going too far with them, she’s instead starting to question her approach to her social life. Hope that you like the next update!

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Ressick

I’m so glad you’re enjoying the story; thank you for letting me know! Yeah, when I was toying around with the idea of this story I thought that Xander and Joxer had a few things in common. HEH, Tara is totally a Season 1 Gabrielle – she’s not as sassily outgoing as Gabby was, but at least in terms of fashion and decorum.

I’m glad you found resonance in Willow’s coming out process. My analogous show was the high-school-girls-kissing scene (Kim and Lisa?) in Picket Fences (Xena wasn’t on the air yet). I couldn’t explain to myself why I just HAD to see that episode, and I tried not to look at it too closely. I can’t imagine reading Alt Xenafic and not being with my gay senses!

I can’t wait for the fic reading either! Thank you for reading!

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taralicious

wherein Willow and Tara will be uknighted.


LOL! Nice pun.

As Sir William Gilbert wrote, "Things are seldom what they seem" but the Victorian era had no inking of cyberspace.


We should count ourselves lucky that they didn’t – can you imagine what kind of hijinks the Victorians would have gotten themselves up to if they had had cyberspace at their disposal?

If there’s one thing Anya always is, and was in canon, it’s rational – unless it had to do with thinking that Willow was after Xander or if bunnies were involved. Faith is definitely bitter. Actually, your entire feedback was chock full of puns – very nice, and right up my alley!

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spells42

Hey Anne - don’t you fret about any perceived delay in feedback – feedback if you want to and have the time, and don’t feel guilty! I’m just glad you’re still enjoying the story. What’s a bob, is that some kind of money?

I promise you, we will get to spend some time with happy and together Willow and Tara, don’t you worry. And I had thought about having either Tara or Willow ask at the front desk for each other, but hotels don’t give out that sort of information – privacy concerns and all. And they couldn’t call each other either because they don’t know each others’ last names, tee hee!

The Xander/Anya connection might have been a way for them to find each other, but it’s almost Sunday night in UberConVerse, so they may not think of that in time…

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AntigoneUnbound

allow me to gush right here in the thread.


No problem – let me just put some plastic down first.

Thank you so much for your extremely kinder-than-kind words! I am sooooo happy that you think the parallels come across well. Sometimes I wonder if it was intended – in watching some of the special bonus features on the Buffy DVDs, Joss will say "I saw such-and-such movie and wanted to use it in Buffy," or even once something like "They did this on Xena." I THINK I remember that, anyway. So I wonder if he ever swiped some stuff from Xena, because I definitely see echoes of XWP in BtVS.

I also totally agree with you about spelling, grammar, content, and form. Typos get through and sometimes a malapropism can be funny, but all too often simple mistakes persist, which is a shame because we sticklers get totally distracted by them. So woo hoo on the mechanical sense!

something that I've often thought about her: she's much savvier than people give her credit for. Her visceral elements are undeniable, but she's not just a clitoris on a stick.


Dude, if you don’t use the "clitoris on a stick" line, then I’ll steal it! :) I do think Anya is a smartypants, and not just around for the sexual tension relief or comic relief. She is over 1100 years old, after all. Thank you so much for reading and I’m soooooooooo glad you’re enjoying it!

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Artemis

I hope someone inserts a chakram in Faith. Sideways.


Erm, into her abdomen, or through an orifice? Sorry, couldn’t resist. Ow.

Willow getting "Faithed," LOL. I don’t think I read The Thirteenth Floor, is it a fan fiction or an episode of a TV Show?

Where would we be without the kitten board? In a very, very sad place, that’s for sure. I think that Tara is a bit like a pendulum right now, and since she's had a negative experience, she's thinking of swinging out WAY to one side and swearing off the internet altogether. If that were allowed to play out and she never learned the truth about Faith’s deception, I think she’d move back to being on the board and interacting with people. I think right now she’s just sort of reeling from her three month investment in a person who turned out not to be who she thought, and questioning whether any of it is worth her time, and thus wanting to throw out the baby with the bathwater.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby FineyMcFine » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:36 pm

Title: UberCon '05

Part: 12

Author: SallyMcFine

Feedback: Bring it!

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters and am not profiting from this story. No copyright infringement is intended.

Second disclaimer: to Carleen: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. :) To others: for Tara's story I engaged in a little fan shout-out ("plagiarism" is such a dirty word) from Car's fic Coming Back. If you haven't read CB, do it and join me in pestering Car for an update!

Setting: AU. No magic, no vampires or slayers. Everyone is attending a three-day convention, UberCon '05 for their favorite TV show Xena: Warrior Princess. The convention takes place in a hotel about 2 hours away from Sunnydale. Today is Sunday, the third and last day of the con.

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Part 12 - Revealed

1:30 p.m.

Tara had been looking for Willow all morning. Much to her chagrin, she hadn't been able to spot her before lunch. At 1:00 p.m., she had gone to the "Xena as Mafia Kingpin" workshop, certain that as big a fan of Xena's as Willow was would be sure to attend. When Willow wasn't there, Tara had slipped out the door.

She joined Anya in the the "Smut: Come One, Come All" workshop, who was busily taking notes and adding her insights to the discussion, but there was no Willow. Tara thought about leaving and checking the other two workshops, but decided against it.

Play it cool. You'll run into her.

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2:35 p.m.

Tara and Anya left the smut workshop together, Anya loaded down with handouts and her own notes. Tara looked wryly at her roommate's heavy load.

"That's a whole lotta smut," she commented.

Anya beamed. "Isn't it great?" she said. "I'm glad they included my handout."

"Just don't leave that pile anywhere where someone could pick it up by mistake. You could give some unsuspecting person a heart attack," Tara said.

"No kidding - although that would be more of a concern if..."

"Be right back!" Tara said, catching sight of Willow further down the hall. She weaved her way through the crush of bodies, people milling around after the workshops let out. A few people got in her way, but she skirted around them.

Just as she got to the far end of the hall, she saw Willow take off running in the opposite direction toward the exhibit hall. The redhead was soon out of sight.

"Damn!" Tara uncharacteristically swore.

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2:37 p.m.

"Faith!" Willow called out as she caught up.

Faith turned around. "Hey."

"Have you seen her?" Willow asked, out of breath.

"I just saw her across the room," Faith indicated the other side of the exhibit hall. "She looked like she was heading upstairs."

Willow grimaced. "Do you think I could catch her if I ran to the elevators?"

Faith shrugged. "Maybe. She was pretty far ahead of you. But it's worth a try."

"What does she look like?"

"Pink fuzzy sweater, long orange and purple plaid skirt. You really can't miss her."

"Thanks!"

Willow sprinted off toward the elevators.

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3:15 p.m.

Tara sat in the Xena fight scenes roundtable, debating with herself about whether it would cause a ruckus if she got up and left so soon after the start. She had been sure that Willow would show up, but now it was fifteen minutes into the discussion and Tara hadn't seen anyone she recognized. Plus, the discussion was boring her to tears.

"There's definitely a bit of tae kwon do in Xena's moves, but I've also noticed a touch of the barroom brawler in her."

"Oh, definitely, but I there's a hint of kung fu influence on her side kicks rather than tae kwon do. Just look at the angle at which her foot impacted Borias' cheek in the 'Debt' episodes."

"But presumably Lao Ma taught Xena other fighting philosophies during that time, so we can't take her fighting style from Season 2 as representative of her entire approach."

Tara visually worked out a route to the door, calculating how many people she would be likely to trip over along the way.

Sure would be nice if I could just leap up and flip over everyone, like Xena does.

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3:55 p.m.

"They definitely started doing it after 'Altared States'."

"No, the fact that subtext existed in 'Altared States' at all means they must have started doing it BEFORE then."

"Come on, people - the subtext in Season 1 can just be taken as flirting, or the expression of their unconscious desires. I think we can safely assume they were doing it during 'A Day in the Life'."

"Hellooooo, people, you are forgetting about 'The Quest'!"

Willow leaned over to Buffy and whispered "Isn't this great?"

Buffy jerked awake and looked at Willow, blinking rapidly. "Um, yeah! Great!"

Willow nudged Buffy. "You were nice to come to this workshop with me. I know it's not what you're most interested in."

Buffy smiled. "No problem. I'm all for the moral support when it comes to fixing crossed wires. Like an electrician's sidekick, that's me."

"So after this is over, we'll go to the exhibit hall and look for Faith?"

Buffy nodded. "I think you described her well enough that I'll recognize her, although I don't remember seeing her at the dance."

"Well, just remember to look for the lipstick."

"And a person in a pink sweater and an orange and purple skirt? Will, I don't mean to sound skeptical, but are you sure you can trust this Faith?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, that outfit doesn't sound like anything that anyone would wear voluntarily."

Willow pursed her mouth. "Maybe she's got a unique sense of style. Besides, why would Faith make up something like that?"

"I don't know," said Buffy. "All I'm saying is, beware Greeks bearing gifts."

Willow frowned. "I don't think Faith is Greek."

"Well, then, don't forget to look a Trojan gift horse in the mouth. Or something. I just don't know if you should trust her."

"EXCUSE ME," said one of the discussion attendees. "Do you mind keeping it down? We're having a discussion here." She looked at Buffy. "When do YOU think they started doing it?"

Buffy blinked. "Um. In Sickness and in Hell."

"WHAT???"

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4:55pm

Tara was frustrated. The plenary session was about to start and she hadn't been able to find Willow all day. She had only had one glimpse of Willow, who had then inexplicably run in the opposite direction. She looked around the crowded ballroom, but didn't see the redhead - although the lines of sight were not clear since the ballroom had several pillars throughout.

"Anya," she whispered, "Were you planning on seeing Xander for dinner tonight?"

Anya looked up from her notebook. "I hadn't planned on it. I was going to meet up with him after tonight. Why?"

Tara bit her lip. "I've been looking for Willow and haven't run into her, so I was wondering if you were going to see Xander, and then I could ask him where she is."

"I hadn't planned on it, but we'll look for him after this is over. If we don't find him, we'll call his room, okay?"

Tara nodded.

4:56 p.m.

Tara wasn't the only one who was frustrated. Willow's mood had taken a turn for the worse. After talking to Faith in the afternoon, she had been unable to find a person wearing a pink fuzzy sweater and orange and purple plaid skirt, nor Faith herself between the break in the discussion roundtable and the beginning of the plenary session. She was waiting outside the ballroom in hopes of catching Faith on the way in while Buffy and Xander saved her a seat. It was possible that wiccanbard had changed her outfit, and Willow wanted to get more details about her looks if that was the case.

They were a little late arriving, so they had to settle for seats in the back with their view partially obstructed by a pillar, but Willow didn't care about having a good view. Unfortunately, there were two entrances to the Grand Ballroom, and Willow couldn't be in two places at once. She heard the opening sentences of the plenary session begin, and still no Faith. Sighing, she went inside to join Buffy and Xander.

She's like a...a safety pin, or a band-aid. Cluttering up the place when you don't want or need one, but the minute you do, it's as if she never existed.

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6:58 p.m.

Tara settled into the couch next to Anya, thoroughly disgruntled. She hadn't been able to find Willow after the plenary, or around dinnertime either. Their call to Xander's room had gone unanswered. If she had had any reason to suspect, she would have thought that Willow was avoiding her. As it was, she was simply discouraged.

"I wonder if we'll hear any smutty stories tonight," Anya said.

Tara rubbed her eyes. "I'm sure we will - with all these smut workshops, I'm sure people have been inspired."

"Well, that's good, because..."

Tara jumped up. "Save my seat!" she called to Anya as she weaved her way around the people sitting on the floor toward the door, where she had spotted Willow.

Willow was standing with her back to the door, looking as if she were waiting for someone. As Tara moved closer, Willow left the doorway and moved out of her line of sight.

She closed the distance to the doorway and looked around the corner, intending to follow Willow wherever it was that she was going, but she didn't have far to look. Willow was talking to Faith. Faith?!!

Tara's expression soured and she turned around to go back to her seat.

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6:59 p.m.

"Have you seen her?" Willow asked Faith.

Faith assumed an expression of regret. "Not since early afternoon. I've been keeping an eye out all day. Haven't seen hide nor hair."

Willow's face fell. "Do you think she's gone?"

"I hate to say it, Red, but I think she's probably left the con. But cheer up - you can send her a private message when you get home, and explain the whole thing."

"I guess you're right. Thanks for trying," Willow said. She tried to smile at Faith, but she was so disappointed that she was sure her smile didn't look sincere.

"No problem. Going in?"

"Yes," Willow replied. "I'm reading tonight, I think."

The girls entered the Sunset Lounge, where Cordelia was calling the room to order.

"Attention, people! This is the last night of the fan fiction reading for the Warrior, the Bard, and the Bad Wardrobe. Andrew and I want to thank you all so much for coming to these readings, and for continuing to be active participants on the warriorboard. Even though the show is over, we can keep Xena and Gabrielle alive and having adventures together."

Applause broke out throughout the room, which Cordelia acknowledged with a modest grin and applause of her own.

"Okay - so far we only have one person signed up to read." Cordelia gestured toward Willow, who was making her way back to her seat.

Tara sat on the couch, by now thoroughly confused. Willow was talking to Faith? Now she's going to read? xenarulz hasn't written anything that I know of.

Willow reached her seat and Buffy handed her a stack of papers. She turned and walked to the front of the room.

"Hi, everybody," she said. She seemed as if she wanted to say something else, but instead cleared her throat and shuffled her papers.

Tara studied Willow. Something definitely seemed wrong. Her affect was flat, her shoulders were slumped, and her green eyes were not sparkling as they usually did. She leaned over toward Anya to ask if she noticed it too, but lost all thought of asking as she focused on what Willow was saying.

[blockquote]"Xena took her usual path through the cemetery, first completing a circuit of the perimeter and then walking the paths that led to the center of the graveyard. She had patrolled this route several times in the past few months since coming to Sunnydale in the fall. She concentrated on the freshly dug graves from this week's funerals - which never were in short supply in Sunnydale.

"The ground trembled by one of the new graves, and Xena tensed as the dirt was pushed aside. A pale hand appeared, clawing at the air. It found purchase in the dirt, and grabbed at the turf. Slowly, with trembling strain, an arm emerged from the dirt, clad in a dark sleeve.

"With one last push that showered dirt to both sides, the vampire emerged. His forehead was bumpy, and his eyes glittered with malice. He spotted Xena and hissed at her.

"'Hello, dinner.'

"Xena grasped the wooden stake in her hand. The new vampires always came out of the grave half-crazed with hunger. Any caution they might have displayed she dispelled by taunting them.

"Hey, fangs. The only person you'd scare is a dentist. I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots."

The vampire roared with ire, and began to sprint towards Xena. She shifted her weight onto the balls of her feet as she prepared to leap aside, pivot, and thrust her stake through his heart. It was a move she used with regularity.

"Before she could jump aside, however, the world exploded.

"'Inciendio!'"

"A bright flash of light briefly illuminated the cemetery. The vampire looked down at his chest in dismay as bright orange flames blossomed. The flames quickly spread and consumed his entire body, and with a scream of frustration, he vanished into a pile of dust.

"Xena blinked, momentarily blinded by the flash. She squinted across at a figure that stood by a group of gravestones about twenty yards away. Even with the aftereffects of the blast clouding her vision, her Slayer sight had no trouble distinguishing who had cast the spell.

"'Inciendio?' she called. 'Who are you, Harry Potter?'

"The figure began walking across the cemetery, closing the distance rapidly. She approached Xena and without any greeting, threw her arms around the taller girl's neck. She gave the other girl a lingering kiss.

"Xena melted into the kiss, encircling the blonde's waist with her arms. After a moment, she lifted her head and sighed contentedly.

"'Hey, baby,' she said. 'I thought you weren't coming home until tomorrow.'

"Gabrielle beamed at her. 'Mom wanted to come back a day early, so I thought I'd surprise you.'

"'You certainly did. That's a nice spell.'

"'Developed it myself! Just a little bit of localized fire magic, with the words to focus it spatially.'

"Xena laughed. 'With a debt of thanks to J. K. Rowling, so it would seem.'

"'Hey, no copyright infringement is intended.'[/blockquote]

The room erupted into laughter, but Tara sat rooted to her seat in shock.

What is going on?

The plot of this story so far seemed to be exactly what amazon_hacker had described to Tara in one of their recent chats before UberCon. A Charmed/Dracula crossover in concept, it was a story about a vampire slayer who was teamed up with a witch. Together, they patrolled the cemeteries, crypts, and abandoned warehouses of the town they lived in - is it Sunnydale? You've got to be kidding me - to kill vampires and demons. With frequent breaks for kisses and gay love, so it seemed.

Tara leaned in and gave Willow her undivided attention. As Willow warmed to her story, her flat affect was yielding to a more animated voice and manner.

[blockquote]"Xena and Gabrielle left the cemetery hand in hand and headed downtown.

"'Want to Bronze it tonight, baby? We have about an hour before closing time.'

"Xena considered this. 'I'm game, but aren't you tired after your trip?'

"'A little, but casting those spells has left me a little keyed up. Maybe some dancing would be just the thing.'

"The two walked down Main Street and took a left toward the warehouse district. As they passed a dark alley, Xena suddenly grabbed Gabrielle's arm and dragged her into the shadows.

"'Xena! What the...'

"'Shhhh," whispered Xena. 'We're being followed.'

"Gabrielle nodded and flattened herself against the brick wall. Xena crouched near the corner of the wall behind a trash can, coiled in waiting like a wind-up toy held in check by a child's hand.

"Footsteps neared the corner. Gabrielle's breath sounded too loud in her ears, and she tried to breath through her nose. As the steps were almost upon them, Xena shot out from her hiding place, stake raised.

"'Hey! Cut it out!'

"Xena released her captive's arm in disgust. 'Joxer.'

"Gabrielle came out from her hiding place into the pool of light cast by the street lamp.

"'Oh hi, Gabby,' Joxer said, straightening his clothes. He wore a black T-shirt and jeans with a long black trenchcoat that at first glance looked like leather, but upon closer examination proved to be made of pleather. He had on his vamp-face due to the suddenness of Xena's attack, but quickly smoothed out his features on seeing Gabrielle.

"'Hi Joxer,' Gabrielle said. 'Out for a midnight stroll and you just happened to cross our path?'

"'What? Oh, yeah, um, what a coincidence, huh? Well, as long as we're all together now, let's go fight some evil!'

"Xena crossed her arms and looked at Joxer with an unreadable expression on her face. 'Joxer, just because you have a soul and don't kill humans anymore doesn't mean that we're partners.'[/blockquote]

Angel leaned over to Buffy and whispered "A vampire with a soul? Come on."

Buffy elbowed him. "Willing suspension of disbelief here, Cupid."

Tara's thoughts were in turmoil. This story was almost exactly what amazon_hacker had described to her in chat and had said she would be reading at the convention. She tried to calm down and think through things logically.

Pretend you're Anya. Okay, three possibilities here. First, this could be a complete coincidence. Maybe Willow had the same story idea as Faith. Second, maybe Willow talks to Faith online and stole her story idea. Third, maybe they're co-writing it.

Tara shook her head. Coincidence was possible, but not likely. From what she knew of Willow, she wasn't the type to steal anyone's idea. And from the hostile interaction the two had had at the dance, Tara didn't think they would be likely collaborators on a piece of fiction.

Okay, that leaves option four. Oh my god.

Tara looked across the room at Faith, who was sitting on the floor near the door. Faith looked back, and her innocent look gradually faded under the weight of Tara's accusatory stare. Finally, Faith shrugged.

Tara's head spun as she put the pieces together.

Faith isn't amazon_hacker. I don't know how or why, but she tricked me.

It's Willow.


Tara turned her attention back to Willow, who was finishing up her story. After trying unsuccessfully to get rid of Joxer, the three had proceeded to the Bronze, which was under attack from a gang of vampires. The gang made short work of dusting them all, with an especially drawn-out and violent death scene for uncharacteristically brunette vampire named Callisto.

[blockquote]"Xena and Gabrielle surveyed the room, which was littered with broken chairs, smashed mirrors, and piles of dust. Joxer stood by proudly.

"'We really showed those vamps what for, eh girls?' he asked. 'What do you say we all go out for a nice bottle of pig's blood?'

"Gabrielle made a face. 'A world of no.'

"'Besides, Joxer,' Xena drawled, 'If you're going to be a hero now, killing the vamps is only half the battle. You have to stay and help clean up.' She tossed him a broom. 'Start sweeping.'

"'Oh yeah, cleaning. No problem. I can clean with the best of them. Before I got my soul, I used to have sort of a reputation as a neat freak in the vampire community. I was the only vampire in Sunnydale who disinfected my victims' necks with alcohol swabs before biting them. It's why they called me "Joxer the Tidy." I made up a whole song about it. Here, I'll sing it for you.'

"'Great!' called Gabrielle. 'Sing loud. Xena and I are just going to...clean out the back room. There's a lot of, um, broken glass back there, so don't come in and startle us - someone could get cut.'

"'No problem, Gabby - if there's one thing I am, it's dependable. Okay, here's the song: he's Joxer the Tidy, he's scary and mighty, bacteria fear him, not only from his fangy grin...'

"The sound of the singing faded as Xena closed and latched the door to the back room. 'Come here, you,' she said. Gabrielle happily stepped into her embrace and buried her face into the Slayer's neck.

"'Mmmm,' moaned Xena as Gabrielle nipped the skin lightly. 'You definitely have the magic touch.'

"'But you're the one who's got me under your spell,' Gabrielle replied. Xena chuckled in reply, claiming Gabrielle's lips in a lasting kiss that they only broke when oxygen started to become an issue.[/blockquote]

As Willow wound up the end of her story, Tara pondered what to do. She could wait until the fan fiction reading was over and go explain what had happened. Or she could go get Willow right away and pull her out into the hallway, to be sure she wouldn't leave.

As she considered these options, Tara discarded them both. She didn't want to make a scene in the middle of the fan fiction reading. And with her lack of luck catching Willow today, the redhead would slip out of the room if she waited until that night's reading was over, and Tara wouldn't see her again for the rest of the night.

Truth be told, there was something anticlimactic in both of those options, and Tara's sense of pacing and drama from writing her own stories rejected such a mundane method of revealing the mix-up, deception, whatever it was, to Willow. Plus, she had been able to enjoy the excitement of figuring out that Willow was amazon_hacker. If it was within her power, she wanted to give that same experience to Willow.

Also, didn't I vow this morning to be braver, and to stop hiding behind everything? All right, then. This is my chance.

The people in the room broke into applause as Willow said "The end." With a nod, Willow grinned and walked over to reclaim her seat next to Buffy.

Cordelia, also clapping, stood up and walked to the front of the room. "That was fantastic. A little farfetched, but hey - that's what uber is all about, right? Okay, we don't have anyone else signed up to read yet, so are there any volunteers?"

Tara's heart began to thump in her chest. She nerved herself, and then raised her hand.

Cordelia pointed to Tara. "You there, okay! You're up."

Anya looked at Tara in surprise. "I thought you were blocked?"

"I just figured out how to end it," said Tara as she stood up. She walked to the front of the room, hyperventilating slightly. Please don't let me stutter too much.

Willow sat back on the couch on Buffy's other side. Reading her story had felt good - she had wanted to simply bow out tonight, but Buffy's and Xander's encouragement throughout the day had convinced her. And now she felt like she had accomplished something, and it buoyed up her mood. Despite having missed wiccanbard today, she felt optimistic - she could send her a private message tomorrow, and work out a different time and place to meet her.

Her eyes focused on Tara at the front of the room. The blonde girl seemed both nervous but confident, tucking her hair behind her ears and clearing her throat as she prepared to read. Well, maybe confident wasn't exactly the right word, Willow reflected - she seemed determined. Resolute. Certain of something.

Where is a thesaurus when you need one?

"H-hi, everyone," Tara said. "This story is set, well, sort of online, and also in the real world. The online portions take place on a message board that's a lot like the Warrior Board, called Sands of Time. It's set up for fans of the show Hourglass, a show that hasn't actually been made yet, but has been proposed by Alex Tydings and Claudia Christian. The basic plot of the show is, Aeysha Blackthorne and Chris Michaels are present-day women who want to go to the future, but end up in the past by accident and travel through real moments in history where women are coming into power. My story assumes that the show is actually in production, and that Xena and Gabrielle are fans of the show, and also write fan fiction."

The audience shifted restlessly at this long exposition. Tara noted the mood of the crowd, and decided just to start reading rather than explain further.

[blockquote]"Gabrielle unlocked the door of her apartment and set down her backpack in a rush. Her pottery class had run late due to a malfunction with the kiln, and she had hurried home through rush-hour traffic with just minutes to spare. She pressed the 'on' button on her computer and then poured herself a glass of milk as the machine booted up. As she took her customary seat at the desk, she double-clicked on the Firefox icon.

"The time read 5:01 p.m.

"'Come on, come on,' Gabrielle said as she typed in the URL of the IRC chat room. 'Why are computers so slow when you have an appointment?'

"The chat window opened up, and Gabrielle typed in her login and password for their usual channel, #sands_of_time.

"Connecting...

"channel #sands_of_time connected.
"joining as: Blackthorne
"success!

"Blackthorne: hello?
"Hacker_Chris: hey!
"Blackthorne: i'm sorry i'm late - traffic
"Hacker_Chris: LOL, you're hardly even two minutes late. How was pottery class?
"Blackthorne: not bad, except for a little kiln problem
"Hacker_Chris: what happened?
"Blackthorne: the door wouldn't latch. we eventually found a vampire fang stuck in the hinge.
"Hacker_Chris: a real fang? Because OMG.
"Blackthorne: haha, of course not. it was that guy joxer again, making one of his crazy comic book character statues
"Hacker_Chris: bet he was mad when the fang broke off.
"Blackthorne: yeah, but he didn't bite anyone
"Hacker_Chris: Huh?
"Blackthorne: sorry, just a little vampire joke.
"Hacker_Chris: So next week, huh?
"Blackthorne: yep. i'm excited. nervous too.
"Hacker_Chris: Ditto
"Blackthorne: I can't believe that after 8 years, we're going to see each other again.[/blockquote]

Willow felt stunned as she listened to Tara's story unfold. She was familiar with the proposed TV series Hourglass, as were most Xena fans. The prospect of another woman-centered TV show with two female main characters and lots of subtext was appealing to most of the Xena fan base. The Xena parallels in Tara's story were evident - Blackthorne, the Gabrielle character, was helping to redeem Hacker_Chris from her dark past of writing bad Kirk/Spock Star Trek fan fiction.

But it wasn't the setting or premise of Tara's story that stunned Willow - it was the plotline between Blackthorne and Hacker_Chris. They had apparently been friends when they were younger, but had been separated when Xena's parents had moved the family to Europe when the girls were 13 years old. They had drifted apart and lost contact with each other, but had coincidentally met each other again on the Sands of Time message board three months earlier.

Hacker_Chris had coaxed the shy Blackthorne into a correspondence and eventually a chatting relationship, through which they discovered that they were each others' long-lost friend. And now, after graduating college in Europe, Hacker_Chris was headed back to the U.S. and the two planned to meet again in a park under "their" tree. Both were excited and apprehensive about the meeting since each had carried a torch for the other over the years.

This is so similar to me and wiccanbard. Well, except for the childhood friends and eight years of separation and tree part. But the online part is almost us to a tee. How does she know all this?

[blockquote]"Gabrielle sat beneath the tree, lost in thought as the breeze swirled around her. After all this time, would Xena reciprocate her feelings? How real were her feelings, anyway, based as they were in the memory of a teenage friendship, and grown in recent months through an exclusively online relationship? What if Xena wasn't the same person she had been, and her impressions of Xena online were mistaken?

"But there was something inside of her that insisted that her feelings were real, some part of her soul that recognized its twin. No matter if that connection was nurtured in person, verbally, or through the electronic written word, her feelings were real. She knew it. All doubts fled as she accepted this truth, leaving her serene, feeling as if she were floating on the wind, exhilarated, while also feeling as firmly rooted to the earth as the tree against which she leaned.

"Xena approached Gabrielle, who was leaning back against the trunk of the willow tree, hair blowing loosely in a golden nimbus around her head. She clutched the gift she had selected, a small hourglass, firmly in a sweaty hand. Her heart thumped a steady rhythm in her chest. As she neared Gabrielle, she noticed an identical hourglass by the blonde's side with a bow on top.

"Gabrielle heard Xena's footsteps and looked up, green eyes meeting her own blue ones with a shock of recognition, familiarity, and...love?

"'Hi.'

"'Hi.'[/blockquote]

A willow tree?

Tara looked up from her papers and shifted. "That's actually all I have so far - I'm planning to continue this story on the Warrior board." She took a deep breath, and let it out slowly. "So look for an update from wiccanbard - that's me." She looked at Willow as she said it.

Willow sat perfectly still as the room broke into another round of applause. She gazed back at Tara, who returned the look with a half-smile before breaking eye contact and making her way back to her seat.

What?

As comprehension dawned, Willow looked accusingly over at Faith. Faith returned her look with a shrug, and rolled her eyes.

Cordelia walked back to the front of the room. "Thank you, wiccanbard, for that. That message board, Sands of Time, sounds oddly familiar." She laughed. "Does anyone else want to read? We have another hour."

Nobody raised their hand. The crowd was smaller tonight, many people having chosen not to stay for Sunday night and having left.

Cordelia said "Okay, then - everyone, enjoy your evenings!"

People began getting up, gathering belongings, and started to empty out of the room. Willow, however, sat on the couch, still overwhelmed by the revelation. A shadow fell across her as a figure approached, and she looked up.

It was Tara, standing before her with that same combination of nervousness and certainty, looking at the floor, and then at Willow's face with a tentative, yet warm smile.

"Hi."

"Hi."

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ETA a link to Anya's handout with many thanks to watty, Car, and my wife for suggestions.

And a link to an Hourglass fansite in case anyone wants more background on that.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 10/9/05)

Postby JustSkipIt » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:52 pm

Yes, I called dibs. Just luck too as the DSL was out and I just got it up and working and then logged in and saw the udpate. What an udpate too.

I owe you big time because I basically caught up here and haven't given any good feedback. What a fantastic and hysterical update. You've layered this story so well between ff and show and ff about ff about a show about ff about... you ge the point. I mean, I can just imagine how you would explain it to friends who aren't ff people. "Well you see fan fic is when you write stories about a TV show." "So what is yours about?" "Well, mine is about two witches who were on BTVS and they are fans of Xena and they're attending a Xena convention..." This is so awesome.

I really love that Tara made such a great effort throughout the day and then figured it out and gave Willow the clue (basically saying who she was isn't a clue I guess). But that's some committment you know? Faith's a jerk and her only defense is a shoulder shrug? Jerk. Especially lol your ref to CB. So so well done.

Now I just hope their hi's aren't the end but the beginning. Well done.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 10/9/05)

Postby grimlock72 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:13 pm

Heh.. I liked Willow's story:
The gang made short work of dusting them all, with an especially drawn-out and violent death scene for uncharacteristically brunette vampire named Callisto.
Unknowingly she picked the right person for that indeed :smash :smash.

Having never seen Xena, nor heard about Hourglass it took me a weeee bit longer to get Tara's story. A story in a story to explain a situation in said story... coooomplicated :lol. I don't think Willow would have minded much if Tara had yelled 'I am wiccanbard' somewhat near the end of Willow's reading, would have made her day/night likely :)

For some reason I forsee problems for Faith once Buffy and Anya hear of what has been going on. Willow and Tara likely will want to spend the remaining time talking with each other, but both Anya and Buffy strike me as rather protective of their friends :lol. Part of that is wishfull thinking of course :P

It was interesting to see how much effort Tara spend to look for Willow nearly all day. Good thing she didn't get to much put of by the Willow/Faith talking.. as she rightly concluded those aren't the best friends nor likely to become such :lol.

I hate people having fun at other people's expensive, b00000 I say :smash.

Angel's comments during Willow's story were fun too :P Him talking about realism while dressing as Cupid on the dance, heh.

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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 10/9/05)

Postby justin » Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:34 pm

That was a great update.

There was a lot of tenseness with Willow and Tara both looking for each other with the time ticking down.

Of course Willow didn't know she was looking for Tara and decided to have faith in Faith despite Buffy's warnings (sorry, couldn't resist that pun)

Of course it wall woked in the end. Having Tara read her story was a good way for her to reveal her identity and was fitting with her idea of being braver.

I liked the idea of Tara writing a story about Gabrielle and Xena meeting on an uber fic board. I see what you meant by there being uber-uber-uber elements.

At one point I did wander if in Tara's story someone like Calisto was going to turn up at the tree pretending to be Xena.

I liked Willow's story. Especially Joxer being a vampire with a soul (and Angel's reaction to it. It was a bit obvious but still very funny) and his song about being Joxer the tidy. I also liked the brunette Calisto getting a nast come uppance.

So in the next part is there going to be lot's of :wtkiss ?

And possibly Faith tripping and falling under a bus?

ETA Anya's handout was great. Though I'm probably never going to look at making a sandwich in the same way now.

EATA: I just noticed that Willow and Tara's greeting at the end was the same as Xena and Gabrielles at the end of Tara' story, which was a nice touch.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 10/9/05)

Postby WillowRulez » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:07 pm

Thank you!!! You made my day! With the update and what the update was about....! Hoping to read more soonish!
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 10/9/05)

Postby YMKA » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:25 pm

I have only one thing...

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

This left me speechless.... Thank you.... that was really worth waiting :) I especially LOVED the end.... :) GREAT!!!!!! Oh...and Angel comment? LMAO ....and Buffy's "In hell and in sickness" :rofl :rofl and that other fan reaction .... :lmao.... GREAT!!!! K...going now.... :)

Now gay love...right? :lol :lol :lol
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 10/9/05)

Postby the hero factor » Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:27 pm

"Pink fuzzy sweater, long orange and purple plaid skirt. You really can't miss her."


I couldn't help but wonder what Tara was actually wearing. Because it would have been funny if Faith just made this up, but then it was true.

Buffy blinked. "Um. In Sickness and in Hell."


Buffy does watch this show, right? Hee!

Willow's story was great, of course. I love Joxer as the vampire with a soul, and Angel's comment on it.

And yay, Tara's finally on board the clue-train. It's funny how she wanted to do the perfect reveal, like in a fanfic story.

And Willow finally knows, too. I can't wait for the next update.
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 9/26/05)

Postby noho » Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:04 pm

"Pink fuzzy sweater, long orange and purple plaid skirt. You really can't miss her."

:lol
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Re: UberCon '05 (Updated 10/9/05)

Postby watty » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:44 am

You built the tension so well. The "24"-ness to it, with the clock ticking and the frustration growing. I love it! Tara running off constantly when she thinks she sees Willow, it's kinda comical if it weren't so sad.

Love that Tara finally figured it out. But I'm a tad miffed that Willow was putting her trust in Faith. How often do we see a Buffy who is more on board than Willow? Willow seemed to spend the entire update depressed and resigned. She should have gotten the others and cornered Faith. Or found some other way, she just seemed to have given up too quickly. Then again, she probably thought she could contact wiccanbard again online. Then again again, what about Tara? Argh! Depresso :happy Willow is not good. Then again again again, I'm glad she finally got it, even though it took Tara's reading, but hey, I'll take whatever you have to offer me. :P

I'm completely passionately irately pissed off at Faith. She is not allowed to get away with just a shrug. She will have to suffer the fury of Willow, Tara, Anya, Xander, Buffy and Angel. Be :smash :smash :smash until she is :punch and very very sorry that she even came close to Tara and Willow. Actually I thought the Scoobies might subject her to a gang-bang, but then I realized that's not something the Scoobies might want to do ... ahem ... *swiftly moves on.

All the Xena eps went whoosh above my head, but I got the crossover and was :rofl at Joxer = Spike. Oh I can't stop, I'm about to laugh my stomach out (which, ewwww). Nice one, amazon_hacker. And of course wiccanbard's. So sweet. So apt. So ...
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yeah, I feel like that every time I try to write and I'm blocked, which has been my state for weeks now.

Oh and the end part. *swoon* The simplicity of the "Hi." "Hi." -- it was swoon-worthy in CB, it's swoon-worthy here. Plus, any shoutout to CB gets bonus points in my book. :P

And, tee hee to Anya's handout. Now, who came up with Lefty and Guido for breasts? And cooking with your juices? You associate with some very strange people, Sallycapripants. And I'm proud to be one of them. :devil

Kisses and gay lovin' next, yes? Tara has a copy of the handout, and she went to the smut workshop, right? Mustn't waste the fees, must try out some of those smut ideas. Might mean a_h and wiccanbard will co-write an NC-17 soon???

p.s. I looked for #sands_of_time on IRC, and yeah, it doesn't exist.
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