Fic: Out of the Closet

[witchbitchwillow]

queen size dont u mean!!! and big fluffy pillows sound good. and if u want the powder puff girls then i suppose you can :S lol. urm what about the fluffy hand cuffs?? in pink purple or black???

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Personally I'm fond of all threee but I'll go with purple to match the nail-polish I've been chipping since I put it on a few hours ago, lol I cansound so girly when I want to...

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

well ur not an expert with ur hands like me so ill do ure nail pollish and you can teach me some of ur amazing oral skills lol.



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[witchbitchwillow]

ELLIE NEEDS AN UPDATE SOON!!! OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO PUNISH YOU!!!

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

I'm to depresed to write right now, but i'm sure you can think of ways to motivate me did someone say punishment...?

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

well you better come and report to my office at hermit hang out right away young lady!



*gets out hand cuffs ready for motivation and ideas for fic from ure muse *

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Hmmm...seems like I'll be getting a lot of 'inspiration' tonight



*Runs as fast as possible to Hermit Hangout*



Handcuffs?

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

excuse me missy this is not meant to be fun!! you can take that grin off ur face! and you may address me as ma'am!



as for the handcuffs ull have to wait and see and may i just add no running in the corridors!! or ill have you in an all night detension!

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

No, ma'am I wasn't grinning....really. *Grins*



An all-night detention? Hmm... *Runs down the corridor several times* can we make it one night for each time I run? Hehe...

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

im sure that i could arrange an all week detention if thats what you really want although i dont think that you have been quite up to date with ur studies. so im going to make you do at least 3 hours a night of writing fan fic to keep ur fellow kittens happy before i punish you. *resolve face*



and i told you to stop grinning!! or am i going to have to get ur mouth busy with one of those oral exam practises you love doing soooo much!

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

*Grins*



Actually I'm feeling quite inspired right now, although fic isn't quite what I have on my mind...beside nothing can beat the resolve face.



All week?...yea thats what I want, although I might have to practise that pesky oral report many times...just to ge the 'accent' right

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[Karzia]

Awesome update. The "johnathn hitting on Willow" was especailly funnuy to me. I go to a lot of SF conventions at one of them we give out a "barking up the wrong tree award" last years winner only hit on women with babies and lesbians



So whens the next update? We need background music and funny voice-overs: Do X/A ever return from the bad dark doorway?...... Do Willow and tara ever get any smoochie time?.... who is the new eviiillllll women bar owner?....... Will Johnathn ever get a clue?.... Will Ry ever get a personality?....

T: "I think we can safely say we've lost our Library privileges"

"Final Exam" by: Tommo

[mollyig]

Poor Jonathon - so clueless!



I wanna know whats behind the door A&X went through.

Adding up the total of a love that's true, multiply life by the power of two
Indigo Girls

[Grimaldi]

great update, loved Willow's line about the instruction booklet.

Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not

If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.

Teas'n, pleas'n, roll over baby, hang up the phone

[witchbitchwillow]

well your oral last was pretty good but i think that practice makes perfect so i expect another go at it tonight.







more fic soon!!!! pls.



*ellie grovels and lauras feet then realises that shes the domiatrix and gets up brushes herself off and then continues to punish her until she writes more!*



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

Edited by: witchbitchwillow at: 5/13/02 10:59:50 am

[jdcioffi]

And what has our lovely couple won behind door number 1?!?



JD

"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly!" (SpongeBob Squarepants)

[witchbitchwillow]

well behind door number one is the original hermit hang out that me and shooting star own. we rent it out to people at a price. hopefully wilow and tara will go in there later!



*smiles at laura trying to get her to take the hint at the smut that lies behind door number 1 for willow and tara*



love the muse aka ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Aw....Ellies punishing me ...hehe



Smut? Well I can honestly say I've never written it, I kinda have the next part of this random fic laid out, but smut? hmmm...I might have a go, but it will probably suck and not be included, lol. Should be an update in the next few days before The Exmas start *tremble*



Star x

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[shootingstar]

Heya all,

Seems I lied I wrote a short update tonight when I should have been doing my maths, oh well it's so much more fun!



Karzia, you inspired some of the dialogue, I love the funny-voice overs! They are so damn cool!



On the demand of my dominatrix...



Title: Out of the Closet

Author: shooting star

Feedback: Yes please, I never notice my mistakes and all comments help. This is gonna be in script format, I find it easier and being a drama student its what i'm used to so...I might swap at some point if this format doesn't work like i want it to

Spoilers: Well none unless you don't know that Tara and Willow are a couple d'uh. Takes place after Who Are You and New Moon Rising doesn't happen ergo Willlow never told Buffy but Willow and Tara are all couple-y

Summary: Well, the story has kinda changed now not to sure what this should say now. Erm, their in a club and stuff is gonna go down in a weird ass way hopefully.

Disclaimers: Joss, ME anyone else who owns them, no matter how hard i try to convince myself i don't own them. And yes i'm ripping off the dialogue

Rating: Haven't a clue, it has kissage and obviously Willows coming out.



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Hermit Hangout.

Corridor.



We hear faint sounds of talking in the dark corridor. The noises get louder until we can finally make out the figures of two people.



A: (Loudly) I'm telling you this is the perfect idea.

X: (Whispering) An, I'm not so sure about this what if we get caught?

A: We won't now come on!



Cut back to Hermit Hangout.

Pan across the dancfloor to find the rest of the Scoobies.



The gang are heading towards the Big Door, we see they are in deep conversation...



B: And the winnner of the "barking up the wrong tree award" goes to...

W: It's not funny!

T: Yes it is.

W: Hey, you're all ganging up on me!

R: Would we?

W: (Pouting) Yes.

B: (Patronising kiddy voice) Aw..is little Willow all upset?

W: Yes (Sticks out her tongue)

R: Shouldn't we be focusing on the Big Bad Club Owner?

B: Yea, but winding Willow up is so much more fun.

W: You know if I was larger and had grenades I'd kick your ass about now.

B: (Winking) You should save that for your girlfriend.

T: (Joking) I thought you weren't large with the butch?

W: What can I say, I do like to play.

R: Not really needing to hear your 'Dominatrix-Stories'

W: Wha?!..I...Hey!



The group reach the Big Door.



T: So should w-we go in?

W: I'm starting to feel like we're in some cheesy horror-flick.

B: (Funny voice-over) Will Xander and Anya ever return from the bad dark doorway?......

W: (Whispering to Tara who winks in return) Do Willow and Tara ever get any smoochie time?....

R: Who is the new eviiillllll women bar owner?.......

T: Will Jonathon ever get a clue?....



The group laugh as Willow begins to pout again.



T: (Quickly kissing Willow) I love when you pout.

W: (Pouting again) I know.

B: Score for Willow.

W: (To Tara) Call it payback. (Kisses her)

R: (Smiles) Well when your finished we'll head on in.

B: But please take your time.

T: (Stopping)What?

W: I think she's enjoying watching.

T: I thought that was a guy thing.

B: I wasn't...I didn't mean...

W: (Laughing) You might wanna watch out Riley looks like Buffy might be transferring to the other team.

B: Hey!

W: (Giggling) Okay, we're gone now. Lets go kick some evil ass! (The group look at her) What? Like you've never wanted to say that.



And with that the group slip through the door following in Xander and Anyas footsteps.



TBC...

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[jdcioffi]

Groovy ... I don't mind watching ... but joining is more fun.



*naughty me* JD

"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly!" (SpongeBob Squarepants)

[Willow Rocks]

This fic rocks totally!

[Karzia]

Way cool update. Gee I feel so helpful and honored to have inspired this really fun story

T: "I think we can safely say we've lost our Library privileges"

"Final Exam" by: Tommo

[witchbitchwillow]

heya,



great update!!! and i see that you have a new muse so ill ust got sit in the corner and sulk!



*sits and sulks waiting for apologies and make up smoochies*



"making ups the best part"



love ellie aka former muse x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

Edited by: witchbitchwillow at: 5/13/02 2:47:06 pm

[Karzia]

Hey witchbitchwillow, no need to sulk you can never have to many muses

T: "I think we can safely say we've lost our Library privileges"

"Final Exam" by: Tommo

[shootingstar]

Aww...Ellie don't sulk your both my muses, but you'll always be my dominatrix



Make-up smoochies, ay?

*Wanders over the Ellies corner*

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[Grimaldi]

Short, but sweet. loved this update

Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not

If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.

Teas'n, pleas'n, roll over baby, hang up the phone

[hellmouthhottie20]

I am really enjoying this.

Its nice to have some fun happy willow and tara time.

keep it up.

caz

one by on the penguins stole my sanity

[shootingstar]

Hey



Thanks to everyone for their comments. I should have an update for you soon. But I have band practise tomorrow, and my birthday is on Thursday and I have a hockey match that afternoon which is the final of a local tournament (very exciting) then I'm going out on Friday as a late birthday party so it's kinda busy. But I promise I'll write soon



Luv Star xxx



p.s Ellie I love you, don't be mad, your still my first muse *and* my dominatrix

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

he he he dominatrix!! sorry. series face, need smoochies soon

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Well, I just managed to confuse both myself and Ellie over posting order so where was I?...



*Runs into Ellies corner to begin making up, cos it's the best part '

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.