Fic: Out of the Closet

[witchbitchwillow]

heya sweetie,



i expect your story in tomorrow or theyll be trouble young lady?? okay! *resolve face*



*then bursts into giggles*



glad ur feeling a bit better. must have been all that time in hermit hang out



love ellie x x x x



p.s does my picture thing work???

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

Edited by: witchbitchwillow at: 5/20/02 11:09:33 am

[shootingstar]

Yes ma'am I will report to the hermit hangout and comence writing wight away *salutes*



but your pic thing-y isn't working

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

ahhhhhhhh, it was working yeaterday that is just sooo annoying okay im gunna go check this out ill see you in the hermit hang out later.



bye bye x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Well it seems I lied the next update probably won't be tonight but more likely late tomorrow night or Thursday. It all depends on exams and how ill i'm feeling Sorry about all the inconsistanteces



Luv Star x

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

*coughs* update *cough*

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Well, I seem to have sometime off from my exams (yay) and i'm gonna go get drunk tonight so I'm in a good mood ergo... I had time to type a tiny update...



Title: Out of the Closet

Author: shooting star

Feedback: Yes please, I never notice my mistakes and all comments help. This is gonna be in script format, I find it easier and being a drama student its what i'm used to so...I might swap at some point if this format doesn't work like i want it to

Spoilers: Well none unless you don't know that Tara and Willow are a couple d'uh. Takes place after Who Are You and New Moon Rising doesn't happen ergo Willlow never told Buffy but Willow and Tara are all couple-y

Summary: Well, the story has kinda changed now not to sure what this should say now. Erm, their in a club and stuff is gonna go down in a weird ass way hopefully.

Disclaimers: Joss, ME anyone else who owns them, no matter how hard i try to convince myself i don't own them. And yes i'm ripping off the dialogue

Rating: Haven't a clue, it has kissage and obviously Willows coming out.



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Hermit Hangout.

Nicoles Room



Nicole is now stood blocking the exit, completly demonised.



N: How did you like the floorshow slayer?

B: Little flashy personally I prefer the ass-kicking factor but...hey! How do you know I'm the slayer?

N: I'm a demon sweetheart. You do the math.

B: Oh great a sweet talking demon!

W: (Whispering to Buffy) Shouldn't you be beating the crap out of her about now. Not making with the talk?



Anya and Xander move closer to the group who are standing in the centre of the room.



A: So what's the plan?

B: (Looking around) What?

A: The plan?

B: I gotta have a plan? I can't just be proactive on pep?

X: (Mocking) Ladies and Gentleman. The slayer.

N: As entertaining as you stupidity is, I really should be killing you now.

B: You know it's not very imaginative (Cave-slayer talk) Evil-Demon-Want-to-Kill-Slayer-Then-Take-Over-World.

N: You think that's my plan? (Sheepishly) Well it's a big part of it, but theres more...

B: Really?

N: Yes, I come seeking the Chosen One mwhahaha (Realises everyone is looking at her strangly) What?

B: Firstly (Mocking) Mwhahaha? Very tacky. Secondly I am the Chosen One.

R You really like saying that don't you?

B: It's a big bonus.

N: Hey! Evil demon here? With the big plan?

W: We heard kill slayer, (Laughs) Find Chosen One...you might wanna re-think the order of your plan.

N: I didn't mean the slayer!

B: You don't wanna kill me?

N: Of course I do I'm evil, it's what evil things do!

X: Ok, I'm confused. (Turns to Nicole) You want to kill the slayer?

N: Yes.

X: You want to find the Chosen One?

N: Yes.

X: Confused again. Buffy is the Chosen One.

N: I know. But I meant the other Chosen One.

B: (Shouting) Faith?!

N: Oh for Gods sake, you're the people that foil evil-plans? I'm ashamed for the entire demon-vampire population.I want to find the Magick Chosen One dumbass!

B: Oh okay...Hey! I'm not a dumbass! What, did you say magick?



Everyone looks to Willow.



W: Uh oh.

N: Oh sweetheart don't flatter yourself it's not you.

W: (Looking relieved) Good.

N: It's your girlfriend.

T: Uh oh



TBC...

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[fidds]

ooh great update!! Tara's the chosen one!! cliff hanger!!

can't wait for the next update!!.......ok i'm shutting up now





*Hannah*

p.s - i like your sig shooting star - thats one of my favourite books!!

[hellmouthhottie20]

NOOOO i will kick that demons butt, if she so much lays a finger on tara. (calms down a bit and blushes)



I love the confusion going on with buffy, and The chosen one comments. lol



Keep it up. Just remember no hurting tara!!!! lol



Caz

one by on the penguins stole my sanity

So what if my grades are lousy, you always said its not what you know its who you know - my little sis

[fidds]

(originally stated from hellmouthhottie20)

"Just remember no hurting Tara!!! lol"



i second that



*Hannah*

[shootingstar]

I'm working on the next update, and don't worry no hurting of Tara shall happen...well maybe a tiny bit but hey, I might involve ass-kicking Tara



Fidds: Your like one of the only people I've met that's read the book. You're so cool . Definately my favourite book. I advise everyone to read it, it's amazing! I admit I saw the film first and then got the book but still it's brilliant!

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[hellmouthhottie20]

Shooting star - add me to your list with fidds

I read the book way back before they made it into a film (i was not to keen on the film, well with the exception of angelina jolie!!!) Its amazing and tottally true, even to this day.



Now about tara kicking some butt......... yes please



Caz

one by on the penguins stole my sanity

So what if my grades are lousy, you always said its not what you know its who you know - my little sis

[fidds]

i know i haven't heard of anyone who's read this book either! - i think it's brilliant and very descriptive-

i read the book first then the film cos i wanted to seewhat it was like - i like the book better cos it explains things more ........shutting up now



*Hannah*

p.s - i love you guys - brilliant fic!

[witchbitchwillow]

yayayyay!! that was great laura!! he he he. i love the hmour with the buffy and chosen one bit.



love ellie x x x x



aka. ex-muse.

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[Karzia]

Well that was a nice short evil cliffhanger



............Will slayer stregth win out over skankyness?.......Will Xander stop thinking of nude girly mud wrestling?........Will Nicole ever get a good straight line outa Buffy?....Will Tara and Willow EVER get smochie time?.......Will Nebraska make the Collage World Series(oh but I digress.......)?



Stay tooned to this Kitten chanal for further updates as the situation develops................

"This may be the Hellmouth, but it's our Hellmouth"

--------Tara in "Left of Center"
-------- by: Jomarch

[witchbitchwillow]

lol lol, karzia u crack me up!! he he he.

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

Edited by: witchbitchwillow at: 5/26/02 7:07:24 am

[fidds]

hello - can't wait for the next update



*Hannah*

Edited by: fidds at: 5/26/02 6:55:28 am

[Grimaldi]

loved the last part (even though it was short)

You are what you eat, you big pussy

I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but 2 things right now Jack and shit..and Jack left town

Wash your hands, they've been up a bear

[shootingstar]

Hey y'all,



No update yet *ducks an objects being thrown* but I wanted to thank everyone for their feeback your all so great!



hellmouthhottie20: Consider yourself on my List. Hehe, I have a list. I loved the film especially 'cos of Angelina Jolie *drools* I mean...it was a very lovely film



fidds: Book definalty beats the film. The film was almost totally different. Although the going for ice-cream scene was better in the film, lol.



Ellie: Your still my muse! I need you...much like Anya needs money...no wait...like Willow needs Tara and vice-versa.



Karzia: Dude, your the Master of the voice-over things personally I liked 'Will slayer stregth win out over skankyness?' hehe that made me chuckle.



Grimaldi: Do not fret. The next update should be good and long (that sounded a lot more sex-descriptive than I intented)



And lots of thanks to all kittens that have been reading



Luv Star x

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

yayyayayya!! im still a muse, im still a muse la la la **happy dace**



*cough* sorry.



excuse me young lady why isnt the fic written!!! hmmmmm. i think another detention may be in order *resolve face*



check out my fic!!!!



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

Ellie, you'll always be my muse!



And my fic isn't written 'cos um...*thinks for reasons*

oh! I'm still ill and my exams are mostly all this week double



Another detention? yea man! Gotta love the stamina...I need um...go school! *coughs* of course thats what I mean.

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

lol, okay ill let u off but only because its english lit. tomorrow but i expect you to use my fic as one of your set texts lol. ill post 2night anyways lol.



love ellie aka muse again!! lol

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

If only fic was on the english paper! That would be so cool! It could be one of the questions on paper 2, inform everyone about how W/T fan fic kicks ass!

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[witchbitchwillow]

omg that would just be to kool. we could have like ruths fic in the pre-release booklet lol. ha ha ha that would rock. btw im still stressed at you!!! *heh*



why arent u on msn???



love ellie x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

I'm not signed in?



*blushes then signs in quickly*



whoops! Forgive me? please...although I'm gonna get disconnected in like 20mins...stupid auotomatic re-connections

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[shootingstar]

Um...I haven't updated in a reaaaaaaally long time. Sorry. It's not as long as I said but sorry again...



I just reaslied the title for this story doesn't really relate to it anymore...I guess thats what happens when you don't plan the sory, lol...



Title: Out of the Closet

Author: shooting star

Feedback: Yes please, I never notice my mistakes and all comments help. This is gonna be in script format, I find it easier and being a drama student its what i'm used to so...I might swap at some point if this format doesn't work like i want it to

Spoilers: Well none unless you don't know that Tara and Willow are a couple d'uh. Takes place after Who Are You and New Moon Rising doesn't happen ergo Willlow never told Buffy but Willow and Tara are all couple-y

Summary: Well, the story has kinda changed now not to sure what this should say now. Erm, their in a club and stuff is gonna go down in a weird ass way hopefully.

Disclaimers: Joss, ME anyone else who owns them, no matter how hard i try to convince myself i don't own them. And yes i'm ripping off the dialogue

Rating: Haven't a clue, it has kissage and obviously Willows coming out.



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Hermit Hangout.

Nicoles Lair.



T: Uh oh.

W: (Whispering) You said that already honey.

T: (Still-shocked) Oh. (Frowns) Shit.

W: (Suprised) You swore

T: Uh huh

W: You swore!

T: Uh huh

W: You never swear, you alway say 'theres a time and place'.

T: I'm pretty sure this is it.

W: Oh-kay. Shit.

N: As sweet as your little talk is, I believe we have some business.

T: We do?

N: Dear Lord! Don't you people ever listen? I'm gonna find the Chosen One, kill the slayer then take the Chosen One (Exasperated) Any of this ringing any bells?

B: The part about us never listening does.



Nicole walks forward and approaches the group.



N: Well since you all seem to have such problems listening I'll just skip the the big-action finish!

W: (Shouting) Wait!

N: Oh, what now?

W: See, um...(Points to Tara) She's not the Chosen One.

N: Yes she is.

W: No she's not.

N: Yes she is.

A: No she's not

N: (Angry) Yes she is, I think I know the all powerful Chosen-Witch when I met her!

B: (Weakly) No she's not?

N: Oh for God's sake! Evil plans never take this long in films, it's like someone is purposly trying to delay this for entertainment value!

R: Maybe this is more of a series?

B: Oh does that make me the leading lady?

A: You wish, no-one could watch you prance around for an hour a week.

B: (Sarcasticly) I guess that makes you the lead role then Anya?

A: D'uh! Of course!

X: What about me?

R: You can be the leading lady if you want.

X: Great! (Thinks about it) Hey!

N: (Shouting) Hey! I'm trying to be evil here! Now if you don't mind I'm going to kill you and take the girl.

B: (Quizically) That was rhetorical right?



Willow steps forward near Nicole, pushing Tara behind her to protect her.



W: My girlfriend is not the Chosen-Witch and she's not going anyhwere with you!

T: You know for someone who says they're not large with the butch, you're pretty large with the butch.

W: (Winking) Maybe I'm trying to turn you on?

T: You have to try now?



Buffy clears her thoat and indicates to the two witches that everyone was listening.



W: (Blushing) Whoops.

T: Sorry.

N: (Sweetly) Thats okay, it's going to be the last chance you two have to embaresses yourselves anyway.

W: Listen, you're making a big mistake!

T: Yea, I'm n-not the Chosen-Witch.

X: Yea, I mean if she's so powerful how come she stutters huh? And the dress-sense? Explain that.

W/T: Hey!

X: Sorry I was going for defensive guy it came out kinda wrong...maybe I should be the leading lady.

A: You do look good in a dress.



Everyone, includng Nicole turns to look at Xander.



X: Maybe we should focus on the evil.

B: Right.

R: Anything to get that disturbing image out of my head.

A: Oh please you were loving it. Don't think I didn't notice you peaking earlier soldier boy!

W: Um guys? Hello? Big evil trying to steal away my girlfriend?

N: It's no use. No matter how much you delay things by you useless talking I'm still taking Tara.

W: (Looking thoughtful) Tara? This isn't Tara.

N: Pardon?

W: (Eargerly) Yea this isn't Tara her name's...Amber!

N: Amber?

W: Amber.

N: I see. You think you can fool me? (Angrily) Your just making me mad! And trust me you won't like me when I'm mad!

B: (Whispering) I don't like you now.

W: (Weakly) You don't believe me?

N: No.

W: Oh (To the others) Worth a try.

B: Well I guess all thats left to do is...



In the middle of this Buffy leaps at Nicole knocking her down but before she can gain an upperhand Nicole is back on her feet and knocks the slayer backwards tumbling into the rest of the Scoobies and taking them down. Before Buffy can move Nicole bounds towards Willow and Tara, kicks Willow away and grabs Tara.



W: Tara!

T: Will!

N: Nicole! (Bemused) I felt left out!



With that Nicole disappears in a flash of ligh and smoke.



TBC...

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[earthlovinwicca]

ahhhhhh you can't leave it like that. more updates and soon!

[witchbitchwillow]

yayayyayay!!!!



u updated i love you soo much i love this fic sooo much!!!



i loved this line:



*** W: You never swear, you alway say 'theres a time and place'.

T: I'm pretty sure this is it. ***



made me laugh, reminded me of when they found out buffy was sleeping with spike and tara was like what are you kidding after she'd just said that buffy had been through a lot. anyways im going to stop babbling now.



when do we get more??



love ellie aka. muse x x x x

*thats me as a vampire im so evil and skanky and i think im kinda gay*

*no candles? well i brought one its extra flamey!*

[shootingstar]

The next update is gonna depend on the exams again god i hate exams.



But it's half term soon, so I should have lots of time to write! And I'm going to a party on Sunday yay! It's funny 'cos the guy who's house it's at is like 'yea it's for the Queens Jubile' and really is ' Woohoo a reason to get drunk, go England!'



Hehe, man I love alcohol!



Luv Star x

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the outside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

[jdcioffi]

Dude, not an update to read at work. I was crackin' up ... pretty sure I'll have plenty of time to read more (since I'm sure to be fired).



So, on with the floor show!

JD

"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly!" (SpongeBob Squarepants)

[hellmouthhottie20]

Tara. Tara. Tara where are you!!!!!!

This is soooo good shooting star.

I know what you mean about this whole jubilee (cant spell it) thing. Iam more excited about the world cup though



Anything to escape big brother. dont get me wrong i like it, but oh dear that gobby girl!!! AAAAHHHH



Anyway, cant wait for the next update.

I love the way you made it light and funny, but xander in a dress, that image has scared me for life. lol



Caz

one by on the penguins stole my sanity

So what if my grades are lousy, you always said its not what you know its who you know - my little sis