The Kitten, the Witches and the Bad Wardrobe Willow & Tara Forever

by **LeatherQueen** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:09 pm

"Goodnight John Boy." :grin

That was great, BB! Loved it!

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson

"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

by **Wolflord** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:14 pm

Whooo hooooo......I knew Tara had a devious plan to sleep with Willow in the same tent. :bounce

And I must say....I am astonished that you would think no one is reading your story...Bad on you, everyone loves a good Blameburner story. I know I do.....so keep it throwing them out to us and we will continue to read them.

Now on to the request line: I think Willow and Tara should have .....oh I don't know let me think here. In the woods, by themselves, no one around (cause in my head Buffy and Anya go on a long hike and leave Willow and Tara alone) and what am I missing here.........oh yeah skinny dipping Willow and skinny dipping Tara. what else could one ask for........oh yeah whip cream and honey on a smooth silky skin to lick off. But I am just dreaming now.....wonder where I could find a fiction that had that in it? :evil

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WOLFLORD

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Sometimes I think of them doing spells and I have a spell by myself.

by **MadeinNZ** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:16 pm

Quote:
"Where are your hands?"

I had to laugh out loud at that one. Anya is quite the groper. Things are finally looking up for our couple though.

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"When someone falls for Willow, they stay fallen" - Normal Again

Edited by: MadeinNZ at: 7/22/02 8:17:06 pm

by **Puff** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:28 pm

That was brilliant and strangly everything turned out alright in the end.

Can't wait to read more

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

by **Jennpurr** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:46 pm

Quote:
"You... you..." Willow sputtered. "You were groping me in your sleep!"

"Was I?" Anya asked, looking down at her offending hand. "Was it good? Did I enjoy it?"

"What?!?" Willow shouted.

OMG... LMAO!!! :lol

That was soo damn funny, BB. Thank you for the update. Hee... well, Tara got her way, but somehow I don't think that was her plan to get them sleeping in the same tent, right? Or am I wrong? I still want to know what that screeching noise was.

Can't wait for the next update, but I'll wait patiently.

Like the title. "Here, fishy, fishy." :grin

That sounds very interesting.

Jen

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"Talented Tongued Tara." Willow snickered.-"Unexpected Consequences," by Lisa

by **blameburner** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:00 pm

Well, I'm glad y'all have found that part funny. My sense of humor is a little off-kilter these days.... like it was ever "on-kilter" to begin with. Hehe.

***foreverpiper – Okay, your *snort* made me snort. Seriously.

***MissQuirky – Well glad to have you on board the Good Ship Lollopop. No wait, that’s not right. The SS Minnow? Hmm… well at least that would have some possibilities. I’m thinking Tara in Ginger’s clothes and Willow as Mary-Anne. Oh yeah, and Xander is Gilligan.

***LeatherQueen – Thank God! I was afraid that reference might just go right over most people’s heads.

***Wolflord – Awe… you say the sweetest things. Now as for your requests… you’ve been reading my outline again, haven’t you? Dammit, where are these leaks coming from???

***MadeinNZ – Well, as much as that girl has sex on the brain… it just figures she’d grope in her sleep.

***Puff – Actually, for a while there as I was writing this part, I was a bit worried everything wouldn’t turn out alright! I got a bit sidetracked…

***Jennpurr – Hehe. Glad you liked it. And no, I don’t think they way they ended up sleeping together was part of Tara’s devious master plan… the screeching thing kind of put them in a situation she didn’t plan for. And speaking of the screeching…. Muahahahaha. Don’t worry, there will be an answer to that… eventually.

-BB

"And remember... if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer's nobody's friend. Have fun!"

by **jdcioffi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:25 pm

Excellent update. And I can't wait for part 9 -- anything titled Here Fishy Fishy is gonna be worth the wait (but please don't make us wait too long).

JD

"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly!" (SpongeBob Squarepants)

by **Thanatopsis** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:32 pm

Glad to see your back and still working on this. Of course, we're still reading. This part was great, gotta love Anya.

Anya obliged, still patting herself on the back for her sexual prowess while asleep. And more so Willow and Tara ended up sleeping together after all.

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Too many of us live desert lives. ~Charles de Lint

by **frau rosenclay** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 11:31 pm

Hello, I would like to let you know that I am a huge fan of your stories, please do not stop. When I see a story by you, I always read it and completly love it. The Guardian addicted me to the Pens section, it was the first fic I read here, and made me happy and excited. Please continue, this is wonderful. Thank you for putting these stories out into the world.

by **xita** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 1:26 am

hee, after all that those two got exactly what they wanted, to sleep in each other's arms.. yay!!

And Anya and her wondering hand :lol

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"Oooh Xita!" - Amber Benson

by **spazz07** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 2:30 am

LOL, had to get that in before the WooHoo for an update

Anya groping Willow in her sleep was just so :lol

Tara and Willow finally got their way and take charge Tara rules

Can't wait for thier little fihsing trip

More soon BB plzzzzzzzzzz!

Cheers

Nath

If life was meant to be a bed of daisy's we'd have chicken crap thown on us all the time.

by **Scout** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 3:14 am

I was just rereading the S'mores part yesterday, so I was very happy that there was a new installment posted. This was hilarious and very cute. Tara and Buffy faking out Willow was priceless. You write a great Anya, too. This fic rocks!

Can't wait for more!

by **Loco2** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 3:52 am

hah! lmao! brilliant - anya being proud of her groping while sleeping abilities! :rollin

loved it, absolutely great. and 'here, fishy fishy'? are we now going into xena territory? 'cos i for one wouldn't mind that.

thanks for hilarity,

steph

"Dr. Becker, have you seen the skeleton?" "What do you think I am, a skeleton thief? You want to search me?!"
"Oh, bugger off, you brolly!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

by **shootingstar** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 5:07 am

This story just keeps getting better and better

and I agree with JD 'Here Fishy, Fishy' sounds brilliant even the title makes me grin

Luv Star x

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'I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the inside'
-Girl, Interrupted.

by **pikescoob** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 6:10 am

lmao!! Excellent update. Anya groping Willow while asleep :lol

. *sigh* they found a way to sleep together :grin

--Michelle

by **Grimaldi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:37 am

loved this part

the Tara/Buffy staredown, all of them saying goodnight like the Waltons, and Anya groping Willow was too funny.

Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!

Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.

Beer: the cause of and solution to life's problems

by **Murasaki S** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 10:33 am

Can't get enough W/T lighthearted togetherness in my book so please continue to write!

Loved the staring contest: Tara getting all large with the butch is always adorable. Even if she was just pretending :lol

If Anya and Tara had plotted to get Willow sleeping next to Tara, they couldn't have been more successful. Good going.

So glad it worked out 'cause Tara needs her rest so that she can figure out how to get her and Willow alone during the fishing activities. I'm so looking forward to that. :rollin

by **mollyig** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 10:55 am

Willow's babble about the sleeping bag arrangements exhausted me! Glad she didn't stay too mad at Tara and Buffy. Anya's wandering hands was probably a good thing as it got our girls together so they could sleep easier.

Adding up the total of a love that's true, multiply life by the power of two
Indigo Girls

by **Tulipp** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:10 am

Just caught up on the last few updates. Poor Willow, always thinking the worst. And good for Tara for not letting her get away with pouting in the corner. Thanks!

by **SlayerTazz** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 10:17 pm

LMAO - BB that was hilarious!! "Goodnight John Boy" too funny. I can't wait for the next update. Thank you!!

A dream is a wish the heart makes.

Willow: "You had two eggs, sunny-side-up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs."

Tara: "Sassy Eggs."

by **ally02** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 2:05 am

He he he, I'll add to the laughter! I was sooo worried when Willow was all mad, but then they ended up sleeping next to each other in the end anyway which was good. Also, Anya groping Willow - who can blame her??

love Aly xxxx

"This whole us things is...bleh!" Willow to Xander in Lover's Walk

by **tiredsoul** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 3:00 am

That was a great part. I'm still laughing. Leave it to Anya to cop a feel and then ask if it was good.

Celia

by **the vamp nurd** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 3:16 am

Yeah! More! *doing her best Dawn impression* please?

the vamp nurd.

by **blameburner** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 9:18 pm

Okay, Part 9 turned out to be pretty long, and I haven't had time to type up the whole thing (it's written, just not typed). But seeing as how I'm going out of town tomorrow and won't be back near a computer until Tuesday, I decided to post the first half so I didn't leave you hanging for too long between updates.

In any case, the title "Here, Fishy Fishy" really has nothing to do with this first half of Part 9 - just wanted to explain that lest you all think I'm nuts. Of course, you probably already think I'm nuts, anyway.

***jdcioffi – See? I’m not making you wait too long. It’s all good.

***Thanatopsis – Well you knew I couldn’t keep our girls apart for toooo long, didn’t you? Of course, that doesn’t mean they’ll stay together. Hehe.

***frau rosenclay – Okay, you’re making me blush. BTW, I love your name!

***xita – Yep. Like I always say, give’em what they want, and screw what they need!

***spazz07 – Oh, if you think you’ve seen Take Charge Tara, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

***Scout – Yes, faking out is quickly becoming a theme in this story. I have no idea why. I’m just strange, I think.

***Loco2 – Well wouldn’t you be proud if you had groped Willow? I know I would. As for Xena… hmm, interesting…

***shootingstar – I’m not sure why I’ve decided to subtitle these updates. But if I amuse you with them, then great!

***pikescoob – They will always find a way… and I think Anya will always find a way, too.

***Grimaldi – Glad you liked it. I wasn’t sure if the staredown worked – I had originally written it very differently, but it scared me, so I cut a lot of it.

***Murasaki S – Hmm… Anya and Tara plotting together… interesting thought.

***mollyig – That babble was the longest I’ve ever gone with her, and it exhausted me too! It just seemed fitting that she’d have it all logically worked out in her head…

***Kieli – Sorry you had a bad week… me too, if it’s any consolation. But I always say laughter is a good thing, so I’m glad if I helped at all.

***Tulipp – Yeah, I think Willow just instinctively assumes the worst… but Tara’s working on it.

***SlayerTazz – Hilarious, huh? *G*

***ally02 – I know I certainly don’t blame her… hehe.

***tiredsoul – That was actually my favorite line… leave it to Anya to wonder whether she enjoyed herself or not.

***the vamp nurd – Dawn impression? Do you have shiny hair? You must have shiny hair!!! *G*

-BB

Title: Into the Woods - Part 9a (aka Here, Fishy Fishy)

Author: blameburner

Feedback: Sure… Always a plus

Summary: While the men are away, the ladies will play. Anya, Buffy, Willow and Tara head into the woods for a little female bonding. Hijinks and wackiness are sure to follow.

Spoiler Warning: None - it's AU, I guess. It's sent in the present - but no big bads, no S6 nastiness. Anya and Xander are together, Giles never left, Buffy never died, Dawn still exists, Spike helps out the Scoobies cuz he gets paid, and Willow and Tara never broke up since Willow was never addicted to magic. Pretty much think "Everyone's happy, together, and their usual amusing selves."

Disclaimer: Not my characters, but oh how I wish they were! Joss, blah blah, ME, blah blah.

Rating: R for now. I know, I know... we'll see.

Pairings: W/T… duh. Also B and A. But not B/A cuz, well, Buffy and Anya? That would just be scary - they'd kill each other!

Angst: Huh? What angst?

Part 9

Tara cracked an eye and groaned. No one should be awake at this hour, she thought. The tent was still dark, with only the faintest hint of morning light seeping through the nylon walls.

The blonde shifted her head and looked down at Willow, the redhead's face buried into the crook of Tara's neck.

"The Alamo... pink frogs can't remember..."

Tara smiled. She could picture the crazy scene that must have been running through Willow's head. Except somehow, in Tara's mind, pink frogs turned into regular frogs wearing pink tu-tus. A little creative license never hurt anyone, she thought.

A kick of Willow-foot at some invisible enemy roused Tara out of her thoughts and focused her attention back on her dreaming love. Apparently things are getting a bit rowdy down there at the Alamo.

Tara snuck a quick peek over at Anya, and then at Buffy, both of whom were completely zonked out. She looked again at Willow, the smaller girl shifting higher on the blonde's body. She had to stifle a gasp when Willow's hand shot out and grabbed her breast with some urgency.

"Ready to fire, Sargeant Pepper..."

"Uh... Wil?" Tara said as quietly as possible.

"Load the pork rinds..."

Pork rinds? What in the world? Tara was quite amused. She guessed that Willow's frog army was about to go into battle.

"Aim... hold the cheese... fire!"

Tara squealed as the hand on her breast suddenly turned, trying to twist it ninety degrees like it was some kind of firing knob. The blonde would have laughed if it hadn't kind of hurt. She had to stop Willow's dream, or else risk Willow trying to twist other parts of Tara's anatomy - and not in a good way.

"Sweetie, wake up," Tara cooed, stroking Willow's cheek. When that didn't work, she shook Willow's shoulder gently, which only seemed to speed up the next phase of the attack.

"Next wave... sunflower bonnets..." Willow mumbled, burying her face deeper into Tara's neck and simultaneously tightening her grip on Tara's breast.

Oh, Goddess, Tara thought, as the pain in her breast was quickly being replaced by pleasure. Time to try again.

"Willow, honey? Open your eyes, baby," Tara said a little more forcefully.

"Colonel Mustard's here... load the candlesticks..."

Uh-oh, Tara thought. Time to try a different tactic, before Tara's breast became an inadvertent casualty of Willow's little war.

She slid her hand down to Willow's thigh and pulled the redhead more fully onto her body, positioning her own thigh between the redhead's. Then she slipped both hands to Willow's breast, being careful to keep her touch light. She smirked.

Okay, here we go. One... two...

Willow awoke with a loud gasp, her back arching as Tara pressed her thigh up against Willow's center and squeezed both the redhead's nipples, all at the same time.

"Three," Tara said outloud, a sly smirk on her face.

Willow blinked several times and then looked down into her lover's beautiful eyes.

"Good morning," Tara said merrily, but quietly.

"Tara?" Willow asked, the sudden influx of sensation from Tara's wake up call confusing her groggy mind even more than usual first thing in the morning.

"Who else?" she asked, cocking an eyebrow. "Unless you've got someone else who wakes you up like that?"

Willow stared at her blankly, unable to comprehend humor at the moment. Tara giggled at her lover's dazed state and leaned forward to place a sweet kiss on Willow-lips. Her hands were still on Willow's breasts, and she started gently kneading the supple flesh through her shirt.

Willow's eyes fluttered closed and she moaned.

"Time to wake up, honey," Tara said softly. She loved mornings with Willow.

The blonde felt a bolt of fire race through her body when Willow's eyes opened back up, the hazy emeralds now darkened with desire and crystal clear.

"I am awake," she breathed. "Very awake."

Willow's hands slid down Tara's chest and squeezed, mirroring Tara's won caresses of Willow's breasts.

"Yes you are, aren't you?" Tara whispered huskily, desire consuming her body. She wanted Willow. Now. Right now.

Willow dipped her head and fastened her lips on Tara's neck, running the tip of her tongue up and down the length of her girlfriend's throat. She squeezed her hands a little harder on Tara's breasts, running her thumbs around and around the blonde's nipples.

"Willow," Tara moaned, her hands sliding down Willow's body to her hips. Tara grasped Willow firmly, and started to rock their hips together. The redhead slid her leg in between Tara's, so they were both thigh-to-clit.

"Oh, God," Willow gasped, and then took Tara in a fiery kiss, plunging deep into the blonde's mouth. Willow swallowed Tara's moan when she tweaked the blonde's nipples between her thumbs and forefingers, deepening the kiss.

It was all Tara could do not to scream out Willow's name in ecstasy.

A loud yawn from Tara's right startled both lovers and stilled questing hands - hands which, in Tara's case, were now inside Willow's shorts and squeezing the redhead's firm ass.

Willow squealed and slid off of Tara just as Anya rolled over to look at them.

"Good morning," Anya said brightly. "Isn't it a wonderful morning?"

It was, Willow thought bitterly, though feigning the last vestiges of sleep.

"Y-yes, it is," Tara stuttered slightly, pretending to be the picture of innocence. Willow casually draped an arm over Tara's stomach to keep up the illusion of nonchalance.

"So how did you sleep? I see you two still have your clothes on, so I guess you didn't have sex after all," Anya said, sounding a little disappointed.

"Pay up," came a muffled voice from over Willow's shoulder.

"Well, we still don't know for sure that they didn't have sex," Anya whined.

Tara and Willow both turned a lovely shade of red - for a radish.

"You bet on whether we'd have sex?" Willow asked incredulously.

"Well sure! People bet on horses, don't they?" Anya asked. "And from what I hear from Tara, you're quite the thoroughbread in the sack," she said to Willow, winking and giving the redhead two thumbs up.

"Anya!" Tara shouted, blushing furiously. "Girl talk! Remember what we said about girl talk?!?"

Anya cleared her throat and adopted a sing-song voice. "What we say together, stays together. We do not repeat girl talk with our significant others, no matter how much they beg or how cute they look in boxer shorts."

Willow turned to Tara, indignant. "You told Anya about our sex life?"

"Well... I..." Tara sputtered.

"Don't worry, Tara," Buffy said, rolling over to face the group. "From what I hear, you give Willow a run for her money."

Now it was Willow's turn to blush furiously.

"Oh, God," Tara cringed. "Shoot me. Shoot me now."

"Oh no, Tara, we can't shoot you," Anya said. "That would just be sick and wrong. Only a depraved, demented, evil mind would kill you off for having a hot sex life with your lesbian, gay-type lover. We're your friends! We want you to keep having hot sex for years to come."

"Oh, God," Willow groaned, pulling the sleeping bag-turned-blanket up over both her and Tara's heads.

"Oh, come on now. This is no time to be embarrassed. It's just us girls. Besides, it's time to go fishing!" Anya said, jumping up to her feet.

"Oh, dear Lord," Tara muttered. Great, she thought. On top of everything else, now I'm channeling Giles.

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TBC with the rest of Part 9b (aka Here, Fishy Fishy)

"And remember... if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer's nobody's friend. Have fun!"